'ey... any nicknames u heard of... urs or others?.. teachers?.. enemies...? pet names?...
i remember one teacher back in jss... his name was mr. paulson... but everyone called him MR. POISON.. cuz that teacher juss mean.. and looking at him.. u'd think he's venomous f'real.. red eyes, veins popping out all over his body.. (but he was a nice man and kool teacher.. but he be KORRECT MUGU)...
and then i remember the "alpha" boys in our class whipped out a sheet of paper.. and created an organization called...Short Men Association.. for the li'l undersized boiz in our class... LoL!..
they posted it on the class notice board.. the president was the shortest guy.. and other ranks rated on height...
a few months ago..met this guy called d'ingis... if u know BUK peeps.. u prolly heard this name before lol... it sounds soooo funny!
and another name...tsigil.. for a skinny gurlfriend...lol.. its kute tho.. i call my li'l cousin that.. cuz he's skinny too with huge ears..
and my new nickname is akata periwinkle ;D
HeY dyME!
I GavE u That niCK naME... >:(
U AnnoyED me ANd So I cAlleD u AkatA periWINkle!....And unfoRtunetlY u Liked iT. :-/
u mean like ur own nickname is POOOOOJA....
hahaha :D you two are so funny. what a place.
how about names like chakuddeen, and skinny bones, nigga dazz, buster bunny etc.
I remember this teacher he teaches math so is nickname is ratio... 8) and this guy coaches volleyball his nickname is through ??? and this teacher who teaches physics they call him physi-si ;D
ibro: donT miND thAT GURl Fa....HanKaliN ta No BE cHIkake
gimbiya: hehe....i like tha math one, ratio!...hehe....nice one.
dYme: hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!...NOT FUNNY!....pooja, thats u. monkey!
and tha nick name i gave dyme's man is KOSAI ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
looool.... ratio...haha... ;D
i remember the bursar at our skool.... we called him .. Robo Cop... he was this correct soldier.. and he had these square eye glasses.. and walked like a robot.. one mugu like dat wallahi....
fulani queen... u berra mynd urself.. >:(
i had a nickname back in js2...skee-lo. one of my fave nicknames... had it cuz i was slim, skinny, worreva.. back then.. actually.. i was "fatter" than a lot of other people. but i always had the tendency to stand out and get a nickname..
others were...mama bone... and skeleton 504... ::).. *hiss.. wallahi them boyz juss wanted to get on my case...
my first nickname in a series of multi nicknames was
1) buzu me shayi (yes the buzaye)
2) then in high school i had many..... so i simply decided to form a poem outta it
as so ;-
i baron black
radical buzuzu (yes buzuzu instead of buzu :) )
denja dybolik (danger dybolic)
the man who saw tommorow (istead of callin me nostradamus)
the man who live in denja
the man who feed on denja
the man who believe in denja
touch me touch fire
leave me leave death
al hamza....lol. SeeMs lIke ur Into aloT of DeNja.
and dyme....boYs wanTin tO get On ur caSE?? ke...betTA minD ur owN seLF....ke dE wallaHi AllAh ya shiRye Ki.
al-hamza that is swell,
fukani queen, wallahi Poojah(indyan) is a nice name, I like it.
You know I have had nicknames more than I can count. Everywhere I go, they know me with different names. I cant list em here, probably k-online doesnt have enough space for em all ;D 8) ::)
loooool.....alhamza.. those long names nawa oh!.. like one of my cousins....."homiez for life"... such a long name.. but people sabi mention the whole thing!
HEY AL HAMZA I LIKE THAT .........IT RYMES..... NICE ONE
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touch me touch fire
A.K.A Ummita ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Its was 2 good to pass up ;)
u know 2g...if u like that name, u can always name ur daughter that ;)
...and what happens to all the other beautiful names we got, like Fareedah, Nafeesha, Ameenah, Ameerah, Aysha, Maryam ...Sophia, now thats a name I love. Its not like I dont like that Poojah name, but its just that I cant let all this go, This are ours, let them keep theirs.
Ammmm...Fulani Queen, do I know u some place, please do holla, aiight?
All nice nick names. Nidai as you all know you all have been addressing me with ladies papi and not a single one know my real name. Anyway ladies hope all of you are goood? Ten thousand kisses to each and everyone of you :-*
Am called ladies papi (Ummita gave me that all these names) babanyanmata,
hunk of the nation
Alhajin babies
God father uncle cassanova
but the onces that sticked is uncle cassanova, babanyamata, ladies papi da alhajin yanmata all my freinds call me by that name.
My family call me papa or babuji
I have a chubby fat freind Ummita (named him kwalban maltina better known as nura kwalban maltex) She also gave a freind of mine this nickname razzmatazz (rashid)
the real nickname that I like in a girl is my God daughters name Ummita J.L better known as Jey.el (In yar baba ta shiga? ;D)
Interesting names
I was very skinny in sch so i was called swarzzy - opposite of swarzneggar.
There was this guy Eyitayo that farted in class once, he became Eyi-peeeeeeee
Our physics teacher was called 'electrons', cos he was so hyperactive... he was roaming all over the place just like electrons do.
And we had this very huge (and I mean huge) PE teacher.... we called him 'Union Bank' (big, strong, reliable)
LP.. no offense..but all ur nicknames make u sound like a pedophile... ::)
loooooooooooooooool... borg.. those are the most hillarious names!!!! kai.. nigerians sabi pick nickname!! .. looooool!!!!!!!! ELECTRONS!!!!!!!! UNION BANK?? ??!!!!!! lol
ibro ;)
Ladies Papi I love the way your tsohuwa (I mean your mamam dey call you) babujeeeeeeeee.
Kai alhamza lol lallai they don nak you with diffrent names .
Ibro I am higly dissapointed and very vexeddddddddddddddd naso you come mention gurls name. Banga ka saka sunanana ba.
Wallahi bari ta gani venom ga fadi gaskiya. but you dont know the funny thing, she bi di quite one.
Tashin sense Borg he he he he (they call me swazzy indirectly you are skinny ewwwww nidai I like a little meat on my steaks........
I get plenty nicknames but da kenan ;)
1/2 sy.... that was a looong time ago kekekekeke;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D but plz dont tell me they call you FIDO-DIDO.....HOW SKINNY ARE YOU :P :P kai dai its all good ;)
Fido-dido... wow its been a long time since i heard that name... ni i am swarzzy my younger bro is fido kekekeke!!! So you have an idea of how skinny... it runs in the family!!! ;D
lol!!!...eLEctronS....UniON banK!!!!....i Like thOSE naMEs!!! :D
Hey whuttup y'all....just joined this thing, nice job wit da site ;D.hey wat happened wit da cat fight dat was goin on earlier between fulani n queen? y'all should take it easy iight? ;)
So we talkin bout nicknames ko? well ma best friends nick name is zomo(rabbit) cuz when we ballin 2geda he moves like a rabbit so dats how he got dat name :P
oh yeah the same guy is called burgu..ne dai wallahi i dont know wat dat is, i think its an animal sha....some help pls..if anyone knows pls tell me.....
peace...T.HeaT
Aah this is ?a good 1 ...ERM!! do i have a nickname? actually i ?dont have a nick name but i know lotso ppl ?wit nicknames
there is a friend of mine who has a fat lipz so we call him LABASURU.
a girl called chizobah we call her cheezburger
and there is this guy ibraheem, he is just 19 but looks 28, so we call him KWAGE aka 2G. 2G means tinGirinGirin
Yeah yeah yeah! whatever... Ban taso maka ba tukunna!
Haba Hafcy...Your name are those kind I dont even have to mention, listen to it....Hafcyyy...Sounds like heaven!
I really dig that union bank name, I like it
I`m outta here!
tweastedheat, wEll in tuRKEy, burgu iS a FoOd NamE. :-/
Well fulani_queen no disrespect but i dont wanna know wat it is in Turkey. jusu wanna know wat it means in Hausa or watever language it is..thx ;)
meennn...tHAT FOod NAme iS nOT in THa turkisH lanGUage. iTS juss A foOd naME. iTS not Only 'burgu' In tURKEy, thA naME is worlD wiDe ;)....by THa way...ur weLCome.
there is this my friend we call him KANSILA (councilor)
cos he is always wearing tazarce and a cap to march with a slight girman-kai
there is this guy call KACAKORI because of his teeth
There is this my class mate her name is Shade a yoruba so we call her SHADE as in (Shaddow or Inuwa)
hmn if you're in nija youll hear lots of nicknames.
there's our agricsciense teacher we used to call "bororo" nice one ko??he was named after teaching us the different species of cattle :D :D. the second agric teacher was nicknamed "solanaceae" :D :D :D actually thats the botanical name 4 maize (though i'm not sure)
OH nice names[nicknames]i have a friend we called Zulu Girl 'cos in our history class our teacher described how zulu"s loooked like\ she just fitteed them,our Hausa teacher"Gandoki"and litereture teacher,"go and read"
Zan kala koki[saboda tsawo] 8)
I gat this really nyc-looking sophsticated lookin freind....but peeps....yarinyar akwai majorrrrrrrrr.......!!!! meaning she gat sum'em...........well shes all that, but she has BOW LEGS....which r not even that bad....u hardly recognise them anyway!. Ok I always lyk pickin on ma freind......so we named her (BOLEGZY)
bolegzy ha ha ha ha nice name
like she's from star trek or something (cant stop laughing)
i wonder what ummitah's called
liliye ;D ;D
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool !
okay, am sitting with this paki friend i got, and i was reading this passage where "gandoki" came up, he laughed more than me and when i asked why????
guess what he said, !
in his language gand means ass and oki means complicated,
and he was like how could an ass be complicated!
looooooooooool
man this is hillarious
loooooooooooolllll hilarious indeed! :D
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;D ;D ;D one boy came to my house and i heard his friends calling him Gajaba
who has read the hausa version of 'Animal farm' u know the horse in the story is call 'Akawal' in the hausa book. there is 1 hausa teacher in SAS-KANO is an Islamic sec sch when ever he comes to class thats the book he always read 4 em so the students nicknamed him "Akawal"
Student: Kai monitor yau Akawal gare mu go n call him
nice one ;)al hamza guess you are one of stuborn boys in skol thats why you are given such names,coz dere are some stuborn boys in ma skol they call their selfs SPOIL LIFE FAMILY they are very stuborn wallahi duk sun ishemu and dere is this our physical health education teacher we called APARATUS,then their is this our labour master mr Nasir we named him Jumba but when you are caught you are dead coz he bit the hell out of you and we also kalled our v.c KENYA-KENYA shes very wicked.
nice one ;)alhamza guess you are one of the stuborn boys in skol thats why you are given such name,coz dere are this boys in ma skol they kal dere self SPOIL LIFE FAMILY they are very stuborn sun ishi kowa a skol din,so also we named our physical health education teacher APARATUS,and our labour master JUMBA,then our v.p we named her KENYA-KENYA.If i start telling you the nick names i know it we be......................
MEDULLAH ;D
This Igbo guy I know who is a freind to my uncle, very religious man. A born again christian.His name in is Mantise. Anytime we see him and ask where he is heading to, he always replies like this "I have to go to church I want to go pray" Mantise where are you going "oh hello I am going to pray in Gods house" My uncle finally said "kai wanna Mantise din da praying yake ai shine Praying Mantise din ai"
We finally named him Praying Mantis
A negibours daugther had huge head & small body & we call her Biggie Smalls
My very Strict uncle sergent bawasa & his wife Aunty HadizaAunty Hazard very hazardious that woman!
A niece, he can chop food. Now even his own father calls him Chopeez
An old woman I use to know, my oldie bros named her Goggo goshin concord
Nickys of freinds: Skido, Skanty, Aisha fiasco, Timi fashion, Hadiza Yellow, Dicobra, Isa macho, Kipsy, Amina gayu, Pinochio,funke smelly smelly, Barira boxer, raliya rollercoaster, Hadiza Alloy wheels, Nabila hanci, Hassana Swazzeneger, Aisha Jumbo, (Yakunbo rose & yakunbo darling: two hilarious crazy Kano girls)
Hnm, There is a guy in our class called Dan-Matsumbiri, cos he's too short. Everybody like to play with him like grandpaps.
And our lecturer, nicknamed him Takwando, chei the guy dey strong woow.
Student's posing on the bentch in campus looking at people passing bye are called Sa'idawa (Yan saido).
there is dis teacher in my skool, he is so damn skinny we call him skeleton-bone-nyansh! lol
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