TIT BITS

[mlbash]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[dan kauye]

i'm ge'en sick of women ,women n women thread fa! y'all knw how chicks rant now they'll begin 2 think we ain't gat betta thang dan 2 talk bout em 2-4-7-3-6-5 online n offline..but kai we r 4 dem n they r 4 us as well(even though they think they r doing us favour,acting like it ain't a fair xchange lol)...its abaut tyme dan-kauye adds flavour to dis post..r y'all ready?? gud! chillex..


1.To My Friends Who Are...........SINGLE

Love  is like a butterfly . The more you chase it , the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts , but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time  and choose the best.





2.To My Friends Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE

Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.





3.To My Friends Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE

Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart . Never look in the eye


when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways...





4.To My Friends Who Are............MARRIED







Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry." Not "where are you", but "I'm right here." Not "how could you", but "I understand." Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are."





5.To My Friends Who Are............ENGAGED






The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.





6.To My Friends Who Are............HEARTBROKEN




Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them .





7.To My Friends Who Are............NAIVE

How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.





8.To My Friends Who Are............POSSESSIVE

It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.





9.To My Friends Who Are............AFRAID TO CONFESS

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.





10.To My Friends Who Are............STILL HOLDING ON

A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let go.....




11.TO ALL MY FRIENDS.......

My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong


, mature , never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.



ANYWAY I WISH  U ALL A GOODLUCK

[mlbash]

HELLO THERE, WHAT A SUPERB POST! THANKS FOR THAT CONTRIBUTION, THOUGH YOU DON'T NEED IT 'COS WE ARE 'PALS' :lol:

[sa salati]

but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time  and choose the best.



word up guyz,neva heed diz rubbish.i dont believe in luv and no gal is worth  2 be luved,havent u heard "pain is luv".luv is 4 foolz,so go out there and have some fun.

[mlbash]

but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time  and choose the best.



word up guyz,neva heed diz rubbish.i dont believe in luv and no gal is worth  2 be luved,havent u heard "pain is luv".luv is 4 foolz,so go out there and have some fun.

UF.............. MR SA SALATI, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAD A TERRIBLE TIME WITH HER, SO MUCH SO AS TO MAKE YOU DOUBT THE REAL EXISTENCE OF LOVE! WELL............. CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU, HER MAJESTY THE MATRIARCH HAS SAME FEELINGS! :lol:

[sa salati]

but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time  and choose the best.



word up guyz,neva heed diz rubbish.i dont believe in luv and no gal is worth  2 be luved,havent u heard "pain is luv".luv is 4 foolz,so go out there and have some fun.

UF.............. MR SA SALATI, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAD A TERRIBLE TIME WITH HER, SO MUCH SO AS TO MAKE YOU DOUBT THE REAL EXISTENCE OF LOVE! WELL............. CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU, HER MAJESTY THE MATRIARCH HAS SAME FEELINGS! :lol:

i waz born a playa,i neva knew luv and i dont believe in it.na wuce level din da mace will take me 4 a ride

[madam]

rai dai.Muna nan muna jira don kam wataran sai ka fado taaap!a kasa.May u remember wat u wrote that day.Allah ya sa dai u will be happy when she finally hooks u.And u will probably fall hook, line and sinker.For now enjoy ya freedom.

[sa salati]

rai dai.Muna nan muna jira don kam wataran sai ka fado taaap!a kasa.May u remember wat u wrote that day.Allah ya sa dai u will be happy when she finally hooks u.And u will probably fall hook, line and sinker.For now enjoy ya freedom.

ko zaki gwada ne but b4 u try plz yi kokari ki kalli why do foolz fall in luv.u c i'm juz like franky.

[Ibro2g]

Oh what a beautiful post my friend, u just made me wanna call mah boo
....Ahhh ama see ya later.

[mlbash]

WELL, WELL, THANK YOU MADAM FOR THAT REJOINDER. MR SA SALATI, I'LL BE A DAMN IF THAT'S TRUE, COS I CAN'T POSSIBLY BELIEVE YOUR UTTERANCES BASED ON YOUR GOOD SCREEN NAME, HOPE YOU GOT WHAT I MEAN THERE? :)