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Title: EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
Post by: Saif-e- on October 29, 2004, 03:43:37 PM
I came across this in a mag and it was really crazy. According to a suvey carried out at a "very renowned research center",here are the most likely things that would happen if men were the ones who got pregnant instead of women(Bear in mind that if this happened,it wud be the end of the human race cos every man alive would commit suicide!!!!):

(1)Morning sickness would rank as the nation's no. 1 health problem.

(2)Maternity leave would last for two years with full  pay.

(3)Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

(4)Natural child birth would be obsolete.

(5)All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

(6)Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

(7)There would be a cure for stretch marks.

(8)they would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatals.

(9)Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

(10)Sons would have come home from dates by 9pm.
Title: EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
Post by: Fateez on November 17, 2004, 08:46:48 AM
hehehe....dis is really nice i wish it was like dat ma. maybe when

they experience it then some men wud start giving some respect to da

ladiez. nice piece Saif e



Title: EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
Post by: Humrah on November 17, 2004, 05:23:58 PM
It is really nice
Title: EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
Post by: thegood on November 17, 2004, 06:01:58 PM
Quote from: "Humrah"It is really nice
i believe this is just w't most women wants to hear.........koda yake that's how God wants it to  be. :lol:
Title: EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
Post by: Ibro2g on November 26, 2004, 01:33:10 AM
Quote from: "thegood"
Quote from: "Humrah"It is really nice
i believe this is just w't most women wants to hear.........koda yake that's how God wants it to  be. :lol:

Abi O! da good man