WOMEN: WONDERS OF CREATION

[sadiq]

This is true
If u are well dressed she thinks u are a playboy
If u are not,she thinks u are rugged
If u kiss her u are not a gentleman
If u dont u are not a man
If u promise her she thinks u are a liar
If u dont u are good for nothing
If u agree with all her likes she is abusing
If u dont u are not understanding
If u visit her often she thinks u are boring
If u dont she accuses u of double-crossing
If u visit another she accuses u of being a heel
If she is visited by another "Oh its natural we are girls"
If u are a minute late she complains its hard to wait
If u come on time for hours she makes u wait
If u propose love within a brief acquaintance u are a fresh guy
If u postpone love later she wonders why
If u fail to assist her in crossing the street u lack ethics
If u do she thinks its a tactics
If u are jealous she thunks its bad
If u are not she doubts ur love and is not glad
If  u listen she wants u to talk
If u talk she wants u to listen
If u contradict her she doesnt like it
If u dont she thinks u are gullible
Oh women!!! what do u want from men
so many requirements so many expectations
Women so simple yet so complex
So weak yet so powerful
So confusing yet so Lovable

[ummita]

Anddddddddd mennnnnnnnnnnn................wat makes 'EM any better? Lemme see uhmmm errr.....these!! :roll: [/b]

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE  with him;  
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. (aM A Great Beliver on dis!!)


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE
him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.


If u  LIVELY,OUTGOING,FREINDLY ESPECIALLY WITH THE MALES, he says u too WESTERNISED, SPOILT  & THEY ARE YOUR BOYFREINDS
If u not!! he says u are TOO LOCAL & A SOCIAL OUKAST.  


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are
TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.


If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.


If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

AND LASTLY.............GIRLS WHY BOTHER PLEEZ 'EM ANYWAY? (she laffs)!!!!!

[ummita]

More pepper 4 d boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz............ :roll:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

DAVID : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

JOHN : Mary says I'm pretty. Kelly says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Lisa?
LISA : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Boyfreind : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Girlfreind : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

[Nuruddeen]

Sadiq u have succeeded in  unravelling and exposing the figure called WOMAN but ummita  has taken a revenge on  behalf of them. :lol:  :lol:

[beautilicious]

nice 1 ummita!  :lol:

[mlbash]

VERY NICE PIECE SADIQ, YOU DESERVE THIS; HURRAY!

[mlbash]

VERY NICE PIECE SADIQ, YOU DESERVE THIS; HURRAY!

[beautilicious]

lol.  :lol:

[Ibro2g]

And the beat goes on...tararam taram...

[kada ku damu]

Rules Women wish Men knew

1. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

2. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

3. Fashion police do exist.

4. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

5. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

6. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

7. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

8. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

9. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

10. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

11. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

12. We are beautiful at all times.

13. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

14. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

15. Most importantly: we are always right in one
way or another so don't forget that !

[Always tell the truth]

Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew


You have too many shoes. Don't fake it. He'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Anything he said last week is inadmissible in an argument. All comments
become null and void after 7 days.

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Telling him the girls in men's magazines are airbrushed, makes him want to buy an airbrush.

When you dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, he'll act like the guys on
your soaps.

Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

Get rid of your cat. And, no, it's not different, it's just like any other
cat. Dogs are better than any cats. Period.

No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a
calendar.

Does it really make sense to clean when stuff just gets dirty again.

Even if you're the most beautiful woman in the world, there will be times he
pretends you're someone else.

If you keep asking for flowers, it can never be a surprise when you get them.

If he ever sees you kiss another girl and you appear to enjoy it, he'll
remember that moment until he's been dead for 1,000 years.

The best things in life may be free, but chances are they also have something to do with sex.

[Hafsy_Lady]

Ummita ten kisses on your chicks.
MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH

[Nuruddeen]

Ummita ten kisses on your chicks.
MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH

This your kiss kiss of a thing is really incredible!!!!!! But don't end up spitting on her Chubby cheeeks!!! lol lol :lol:  :lol:

[ummita]

Ummita ten kisses on your chicks.
MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, MUAH

*coughing real hard*  *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* eheeemmmm, uhmmmmmm ehmmm, Sunshine, there'z only 9 kisses instead of ten where is the remaining one?


Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh right back @ u[/b]

[ummita]

My fello k-online Brothaz ,



HE: What would you like me to buy for you?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like ours. (I juss luv dis one she laffs)

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice (she laffs classic!).

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you. ("Ouch!") she laffs

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest reams.

Wanna turn a brotha down? "ouch"! not so nice so as 2 say, bt hey.......go bout it dis way if dey pose ish like these 2 u

b/4 d lyks of Dee-kay, gogannaka & kitkat kill mehh...Iz only joking! OYA