>:(Hello to all, ?:(
I hereby introduce myself as Kanolicious A.K.A ?Kanoonline C.I.A.
I come with no MUTUNCI, who eva disrespect the Kanoonline rules, will goto Kanoonline JAIL with no Mercy!
I hereby announce the escape of DANBANZA RELOADED who has murdered 35 agents & escaped from Kanoonline JAIL last nite, if anyone knows anything about his wherebouts, should contact us immediately.
DanBanza Reloaded: Reward $50,000
HA! C.I.A?
How comes u r looking 4 them then?
It seems u r not doing ur job right.
As such as your superior i demand 2 c ur resignation letter immediately, ba MUTUNCHI.
Dear Kanoonliners,
VACANCY
this is 2 inform any1 who is interest 4 the job, which was 4maly done by kanoni.....us should post his/her application.
thanks.
arubuta 8)
So i want u 2 arrest Kofa n Tsumburbura, b'cos zey r ze most notorious members in zis site, zey habe eben alleged a pake accusation zat zey INEC oppicials habe collected bribe prom us A.O.P.P ze winning party.
Saboda haka i want u 2 make a research about zem u will c zat i'm not lying.
An gibe us ur pool introduction, JJC!
Yeah man, arrest Tsimbirra for the karya she did about the bribery!
Abeg make u lock them for sail.
LOL
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Due to further circumstances, the reward is now $100,000
for ANY information of DanBanza or his wherebouts!
Someone reported earlier this morning that he was seen
in the early hours of today Hijaking a couple on their way
to Kwantagora. Anyone who know his wherebouts should
immediately report!
Beware, this fellow is dangerous & well armed!
thanks man for coming to our rescue.and there is makahon ingila in this site.
:-X :o:-X :o:-X :o:-X
Dansanda :o
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?:-X ?:o:-X ?:o:-X ?:o:-X
Dansanda ?:o
shiga ruwa kazama KADA.
Assalamu alaikum,
Kanolacious, your uniform look more like that of a Pilot or Dan Agaji but you claim to be a Police..........
lol! hehehehe ;D
may b he's an air police!
Haba, why una de afraid of dis no where police!!!, Do wat ever u like, not only break the law, u a licenced to kill the law, but with one condition:
Ur pocket must be heavy hefty. Remember na Nija police he be.
QuoteHaba, why una de afraid of dis no where police!!!, Do wat ever ?u like, not only break the law, u a licenced to kill the law, but with one condition:
Ur pocket must be heavy hefty. Remember na Nija police he be.
Yeah man, soon the onlinerz will spoil him with chuwa-chuwa!
Kai Kai KaI.......
I hope this dan sanda will adhere to the "do and dont" ummita preached to us @ Daily Nasiha to Forum Members. Cos chuwa-chuwa na Kaba'eer to Kabari direct..
QuoteAssalamu alaikum,
Kanolacious, your uniform look more like that of a Pilot or Dan Agaji but you claim to be a Police..........
Ina jin wannan shine uniporm din kanoonline porce ne!
Yau akeyinta a kanoonline :o ;D
wayaga dan bindiga ;D ??? ko wa zai kama?
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Yau akeyinta a kanoonline :o ?;D
wayaga dan bindiga ?;D ???? ?ko wa zai kama?
Ke zai kama ai!
:o
Ok ladies n gentlemen,
The law is back on the table to be concluded.
who is present & who is not ?
Our first yearly roll call is here:
IF you hear your name, i want you to say:"Yes Sir"
gogannaka
zezezee
hafsylady
ummita
mudacris
dante
hausanicios
fulanicios
gimbiya
alimsuf
Saifisticated
Fateez
EMTL
kofa
Farisi
MaQari
ihsan
Samba
kharuldeen
Tsumburbura
sadiq_ahmed
Masoyi
i cant her you, sfeak louder!
Make sure you all come to the next roll call on time!
YEEEEEESSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRR
LoL
kai kai kai,
:owanan police is a bad one from seeing, we investigate en chuwa chuwa like u, don't worry u will soon be a gate man in
........bari in yi shiru. we go met 8)
Yes sir
Mu masu bin doka ne.....cos we r patriotic konliners.and kuma i'd like to be constable kanolicious's man coz he'll come in handy someday ;) ;)
Good - Good.
YES SIR!!!!!!!
emm...Wat on earth am I answering dis for ??? :-/
Anywayz, lemme just obey
~*Yes Sir*~
Quotekai kai kai,
:owanan police is a bad one from seeing, we investigate en chuwa chuwa like u, don't worry u will soon be a gate man in
........bari in yi shiru. we go met 8)
there will is no chuwa-chuwa in kanoonline, once you
disobey the rules, i will have to jail you you in my sail.
no mutunci.
Hahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D
I cant helf but lap...lol
Kanoni that ur unipom resemble the new unipom po frisiner.
e be like say u no dey watch news ;D
when did you escafe prom frisin??? ??? ???
GUYS TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THAT PIG'S PIC, AT THE BACKGROUND THERE IS A DRAWING N IT LOOKS FUNNY IT LOOK LIKE SUMTIN I CANT SAY
:-/ okaaaaay
HISS, KANOLICIOUS GASKIYA I NO GO GREE, NA EVERYDAY WE DEY COMMIT OFFENCE? HABA! ACCORDING TO THE CRIMINAL POLICE PROCEDURE YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE ARRESTED AND JAILED. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS SERIOUS JAILING FOR BREACHING THE LAW AJRE. YOU JUST CAME INTO THE COMMUNITY AND ASSIGNED YOURSELF OUR POLICEMAN, WE WERE KOOL WITH IT, BUT MY WORRY BI SAY MAN PIKIN NEVER COMMIT OFFENCE, YOU GO OPEN MOUTH SAY WE COMMIT ARSON,FELONY,GBH,THEFTH,ASSAULT & BATTERY OR EVEN MURDER. YOU JUST DEY CHARGE US SONTIN WE NEVER COMMIT. NASO U DEY OPEN MOUTH SAY YOU DEY TAKE US GO JAIL. SEE US SEE WAHALA! YOU NO FIT GRAB, POLICE CRIMINAL FORCE EVEN TALK 'AM SAY MAKE NO MAN LIE TALKLESS OF POLICEMAN EHNSEF!
HISS NOW HE GO TALK SAY AM UNDER ARREST FOR DISRESPECTING POLICEMAN ::)
HENIWAY JARE MAKE I ANSWER YOU. OBIEDIENCE IS MY NAME
YES ?SIR WPP !!!! (WORST PRETENDING POLICEMAN)
kai wanan police nan u should give an outline of kanoonline rules and regulation cos it seems like some people don't know it at all. pls do that and call all their atention to it.
Yes sir,
We gree no chuwa-chuwa no roger-roger. but I will like first to report Zezezee for his misconduct, because he taught guys how to hack. gogannaka, hausanacious, and co. were answering yes sir, but they tried to hack my site using zezezee's procedures and it was all when in destitude. ;D ;D pls jail them.......
Kanolicious...where art Thou?