FROM THE TIMES THAT WE NORMALLY HAVE THAT LOOK FROM OUR PARENTS, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW IT FEELS TILL U HAVE SOMEONE OF YOUR OWN. (KUNSAN WE NEW PARENTS ... J J C NE FOR THIS SHOW).
JUST 3YRS, BUT SHE CAN MAKE UR LIFE A HELL OUT OF QUESTION (I THINK THEY (kids) COME BUILD-IN WITH A CHIP OF QUESTIONIARESSSSS!!!!!!). I HAVE ummita (aisha) NAMED HER AFTER MY "aunty"...SUCH A BEAUTIFUL kido (having exactly the eyes of her mum and smart). IF U DNT MIND I WILL BE POSTING CERTAIN EVENS BTW ME AND HER ??. So that u can analyze or critise my FATHERHOOD.
ATFER THE LONG WEEK OF HANDLING 2 PORJECTS, I WAS AIMING FOR A WEEKEND REST. THURSDAY EVENING WAS BEAUTIFUL, BECUS AFTER GETTING A SOUND REST. FRIDAY, I DECIDED TO SPEND SOMETIME AT HOME.
I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, READING MY WEEKEND PAPERS,
WHEN I HEARD HER STEPS (tap tap tap ????.) TRYING TO PULL HER TOYS. BY THE TIME SHE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM, SHE DROPPED ALL SHE HAD IN HER HANDS, THEN WENT BACK FOR MORE ( she was angry?. I guess she had a small bif with the mum that?s why she decided to join me). SHE SAT INFRONT OF ME WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND START WHAT EVER SHE WAS DOING (for me that was find becus I need the silence). LATER I DECIDED TO COMMUNICATE.
Ummita ? yaya dey ko babu Magana ne? All she could do was move her head. Then I went on ?.. ko mahmah (her mum) ta koro ki ????then she moved her head again indicating yes. But it seems like she doesn?t want to talk , so I ignored her.
LATER AFTER PLAYING A WHILE SHE STARTED TALKING?..
Baba?.. I answered r u not going to walk today? I said no ? yau ai munatare .. ko kuma kina so ne in tafi aiki?
She said???ah?.ah (no?..no). I WAS STILL BUSY WITH MY NESWPAPER?I KNEW THE QUESTIONS WILL START COMIN SOONER OR LATER.
Baba can answer this question and u will win a star ?? I said ok .
What is 5Q + 5Q????I said 10Q????then she went on saying
U R WELCOME!!!!!!!!!....... I got u you.
WE LAUGH, TELLIN HER THAT WAS FUNNY?????? THEN I WENT BACK TO MY PAPER.
I LATER HEARD HER SMALL VOICE.
Baba ??..na'am ummita? can I ask u question? I replied sure why not?
"HOW DO BABIES GET INTO MUMMIES TOMMIES"?????..
Well that was a big one. All I could do was to keep d paper down and start thinking of the best answer.
I said Ummita?????. Y don?t we go out to McDonalds'.
She replies with a great joy??..YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baba can I have a BIGMAC??. I said yeah??????..
SUPER SIZE FRIES????yes
With a BIGCOKE??..sure why not (I answered)??????
Putting my paper back ????.
She said "AND THEN U TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT (THE BABY ISSUE AGAIN)"?????..
Finally after me buying her the meal she still want to know?????? so I told her I think u should ask MISS RASHA (HER TEACHER) on Sunday ????.she has all the answers.
N.B:
PLZ FOR A KID AT THAT AGE WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN UR PERFECT ANSWERS??? HELP ME OUT U KNOW THERE NIGHT BE NEXT TIME.
aww how sweet and adorable
Quote from: "jewel(abdulgee22)"
What is 5Q + 5Q????I said 10Q????then she went on saying
U R WELCOME!!!!!!!!!....... I got u you.
WE LAUGH, TELLIN HER THAT WAS FUNNY?????? THEN I WENT BACK TO MY PAPER
Kai!!! Muma dai ya kamata muyi zuciya muyi auren nan muhuta.
Well at least she didnt ask you how babies come out from their mummies' tummies! But be prepared, because one day she will.
Allah ya raya mana ita mu sha biki.
Amin ................thank you ...wato ki che in fara ...tarun kayan daki....
Anyway thank please keep it coming.........
I have 3 words for you,
" go ask mommy"
Quote from: "jewel(abdulgee22)"FROM THE TIMES THAT WE NORMALLY HAVE THAT LOOK FROM OUR PARENTS, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW IT FEELS TILL U HAVE SOMEONE OF YOUR OWN. (KUNSAN WE NEW PARENTS ... J J C NE FOR THIS SHOW).
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oboy, na when all dis one happen? na wa ohhh!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
bush boy ..... u r just asked to advice on how to go about with the kid. So make u no become another mate for UMMITTA .. abi.
I can't believe im really stumped for an answer to this one :? :?: .....i wish i was a senate president so i'd commison a committee to 'cook' me up a suitable HONEST answer.
But seriously i beleive we should never lie to our kids no matter what.
I remember, a really long time ago,me asking an aunt this same question and i was told babies get into "mummies' tummies' " while they(mothers) are eating food!!!
zizo,
it seems aunty did fool u up that time. But hw can u explain that to UMMITTA the whole concept...(lol) of the scenario.
Ai u know something during the Mauludin Nabis Hols she cracked another one for me (comin up in Fatherhood 2...). thx anyway.
Men zats kids por u. Nowadays, kids seems to be more louder zan us n our farents when we were young. i think its just the ethics of ebolution...zat's all!!! :lol:
so how did the story end jewel?
wetin y tell ya pikin?
i wan know so i fit use d info in future.
Nice! I remember when I was young i used to ask my dad "where were
my younger brothers when i was born? Were they swimming in mummy's
tummy until it was time to come out?" he'd smile and say "They are in my
big pocket" Actually he says" Suna ajihun babbar riga ta." and i believed!
So whenever i jumped up and down or hit his pocket, i'd be like "Oh, did i
hurt a new baby in there?" Gosh, i can't believe i was that naive! :!: :!: :!:
Now i get it... No wonder u study too much, too much Pysics!
Ever heard this joke?:-
For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby. The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event. Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, ?Lucas, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?
?Lucas burst into tears and confessed, ?I think Mommy ate it!?
I guess im not the only one who had this idea as kid.
Quote from: jewel(abdulgee22) on April 11, 2006, 01:02:36 PM
zizo,
it seems aunty did fool u up that time. But hw can u explain that to UMMITTA the whole concept...(lol) of the scenario.
Ai u know something during the Mauludin Nabis Hols she cracked another one for me (comin up in Fatherhood 2...). thx anyway.
Jewel(abdulgee22) where are you?continue with the second episode :D
Malama Amira, it seems like u love kids, right? I was like that too.
My first Daughter always asked where was her sister and brother when she was little. The only answer i could give is that they were up in the sky, somewhere. ;D ;D
Quote from: Mumcee on December 26, 2007, 12:49:47 AM
Malama Amira, it seems like u love kids, right? I was like that too.
My first Daughter always asked where was her sister and brother when she was little. The only answer i could give is that they r up in the sky, somewhere. ;D ;D
I like the idea of up in the sky somewhere, but for a really inquisitive kid, the answer would be to model yr story after the miraculous conception of prophet ISA (AS). So u tell the kid that before mommy went to bed, she said a big prayer that was answered. That night as she was sleeping, mala'iku came down and put the baby in her stomach and then they stayed to begin shaping it. So now every night after mommy goes to bed, the angels come down and continue shaping the baby until it really grows big and mummy cant move very much, then when they are finished, they tell her in a dream and the next day, she goes to the hospital and has it removed.
If the little kid asks to ina mala'ikun? say well ai ba a ganinsu. ko malamin arabiyar ki/ka bai fada maka ba? Then tell them the story of the miraculous birth of Isa AS.
Not exactly the truth, not a lie either.
That sound convincing husnaa, and almost near truth....
Yes the angels making women preganant do come at night.. hehe
And yes they do keep coming to shape the baby... lol
And yes mummy do get that baby out one way or the other.... Honestly that is better
than telling complete lies.. Lol YARA MANYAN GOBE ;D
I remember when I was like 6-7 My cousin who just got married was pregnant, and could not
believe what am seeing...Lol
First I thought her husband was battering her, that Is why the swollen chest and tummy..Lol
I remember I use to run home and report my daily observation to her mum, and she will say saboda da Allah?
Ni kuma cikin haki Allah kuwa hajiya, kije kigonata, saitace shikenan, da daddare zanje Insha Allah.
At the end my cousin shut me up by telling me, wai tasha yan ruwane cikinruwa, sune suke girma cikinta,
lol and they will keep growing and turn into baby... U know the yan ruwa datake nufi? Irin mosquito larva
dake growing near water, and I do believe her, But it also make me feel like swallowing one and have a baby Lol..
Yes Husnaa, that sounds very good as well.
My son is very curious, shrewd and calculating at his age of six. He once asked me, " Baba, wai Allah ne yake ruwan sama?" I said, yes, unknown that he wasn't done yet. He asked again, " To me yake matsawa ruwan ya zubo?" I was perplexed. He was thinking that it was a tap that God was opening for the rains to be dropping from the skies! My answer to that was, " Sai ka girma zan fada maka amsan." I know that by the time he grows up, the answer will come to him naturally. God bless our kids, amen. :-* :-*
This is a beautiful thread, i must commend Abdulgee, though
he has not coming these days, dont know ko dai yaran sun
girma ne by this time around.
The truth of the matter is i didnt realize i am married and have
a family until my wife delivered. Throughout the first week of her
delivery i come home from work like 10 times to see the face of
my baby girl. The argument is always, wallahi tayi kama da ni
duba gashinta irin nawa, look at her legs, fingers, idanuwan
and the mother will retort back, ina tayi kama da kai, duk gidanku
akwai mai irin hancinnnan ne?
After the naming ceremony, my boos in the office has to sanction
me from disappearing from office with out notice, and when
finally i close from work i am always in the bedroom reading and
noticing with extreme careful how she looks.
The first time my wife told me that teema has started crawling
i didnt believe it, ko tuwo ma na ki ci because of happiness, i
took her to the varendah to see for my eyes, amma ina, she
refused to crawl and it worries me.
Noticing how your child grows is something that is very inspiring
especially when your child's health is appreciative.
Unconsciously, she grew older each day and before you know it
"bang" another baby girl don land into the family - ikon Allah.
As a growing father, i am worried about their education and health,
in this part of my country, for you to rely on public school means
sacrificing your childrens future education (i am a product of public
school) and if you are not careful, you will end up sending your
child to a place where you will regret for the rest of your life.
For the few years I have been a father, i enjoyed every bit and
pieces of it, especially when they climb on top of you jumping
and shouting and narrating to you what happened at school.
lol[color=blue I remember when I was three, and my baby brother was brought home for the first time. I asked my mom where she got him and she said she got him in the hospital. That was appropriate. When he started messing up the napkins, i told her to return him until he behaves.
Then there was this embarrasing moment in Jss1. I knew alotta science, and reproduction too. But I refused to agree to the fact that humans have sexual reproductions. That day, the heart of the three year old who believed his mom was broken. lol
Actually, Husnaa has given a perfect solution. When I was reading this thread its just what was coming to my head. Ummitah sounds like a sweet girl. If I were her though, I would ask that guestion everyday id it'll get me to Mcdonalds ;D ....brush her hair for me!
[/color]safety and peace be with u all