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Title: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Kanolicious on March 18, 2004, 09:57:46 PM
The following people are the most wanted in k-online,
if your name appears to be on my list, hahahaha ?>:(

no mutunci, we have some undercover agents watching your
moves all the day & night! so watch were your going.



1. Danbanza Reloaded. - already.............in Jail.

2. Gogannaka - 2004 Election bribery & corruption.

3. INEC officials ?- Chuwa-chuwa suspects (still under investigation).

4. Tsiburbura - The most dangerous criminal aljana online (wanted dead or alive, better make it dead or else you might loose your life).


Signed: Kanolicious

C.E.O : Kanoonline Prison services
And uncercover Agents association.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: figorms on March 18, 2004, 10:42:26 PM
;)i think u missed one more person, who should be u, cos u r the only chuwa chuwa dansanda in kanoonline, so u should set an example with ur self. 8)
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Eskimo on March 19, 2004, 01:49:02 PM
;D WANTED
An escaped prisoner wearing uniform that resembles those of a flight attendants.
He escaped from K-online prison after a brief skirmishes with the guards.
Any information leading to his arrest will attract to a reward of 20K dollars.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Kanolicious on March 24, 2004, 02:25:20 AM
Quote;)i think u missed one more person, who should be u, cos u r the only chuwa chuwa dansanda in kanoonline, so u should set an example with ur self. 8)

Figums, beware of kanoonline jail. you don't want to
go there. ask ESKIMO how he felt when i took him
in for interrogation last year.

Did'nt you see his face ? He was crying, begging
us that he did the crime but we still asked him to
tell us the right person.

Unless you want your face to turn out like his, then
i suggest you keep quiet.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: IBB on March 24, 2004, 02:57:14 PM
Dan-sanda abokin kowa. r u sure u no be Dan-Hisba
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: ajingi on March 24, 2004, 07:14:43 PM
No chuwa-chuwa ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Hausanicious on March 25, 2004, 05:11:20 PM
Quote

Figums, beware of kanoonline jail. you don't want to
go there. ask ESKIMO how he felt when i took him
in for interrogation last year.

Did'nt you see his face ? He was crying, begging
us that he did the crime but we still asked him to
tell us the right person.

Unless you want your face to turn out like his, then
i suggest you keep quiet.





I like ur style Kanolicious. Kasan dukan talaka gyaran kasa ne
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: IBB on August 28, 2008, 04:25:03 AM
An interesting topic dug out.

Hello members, take sometime and read old post for instance some topics hidden in Chitchat page 20 - 35. U might find sometin we can revive
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 22, 2008, 02:47:58 PM
NEW MEMBERS WANTED!  SHOW THEM OR TELL THEM ABOUT THIS SITE! 
A DUTY FOR YOU AND ME,
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on September 22, 2008, 04:54:13 PM
No need to go far Tukur, simply ask all the hundreds guests visiting everyday to register
and contribute instead of just coming and reading our posts, Hhmm, bamason wannan
wayo fa  :(
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 23, 2008, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: Myself on September 22, 2008, 04:54:13 PM
No need to go far Tukur, simply ask all the hundreds guests visiting everyday to register
and contribute instead of just coming and reading our posts, Hhmm, bamason wannan
wayo fa  :(

WALLAHI THIS IS TRUE TRUE.
BUT WE NO GO DRIVER DEM, LET DEM BE DEY READER ALL DE TIME E GOOD FOR DE FORUM.

GOOD NEWS FOR MYSELF.  NO NA YOURSELF NOT MYSEL,  NA YOU MYSELF.
YES DE NEWS BE SAY ALL DIS GUESTS, DEM WAYO BE SAY DEY NO WANT CRACK DEM BRAIN WRITE SOMETHING FOR WE TO READ. E BE LIKE SAY WE FIT TELL ADMIN TO CREAT A COLUMN FOR GUESTS ONLY.
WETIN BE MYSELF OPINION? NA YOURSELF OH, MYSELF! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on September 24, 2008, 11:59:53 PM
Correct Tukur that YOURSELF opinion good wo :P
Or d forum can be changed 2 for members only, you can't
get access unless u're registered... You know some forum do
do that which I think is a good idea.

GUESTS U WILL SOON BE LOCKED OUT OR REGISTER NOW :P ;D
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 25, 2008, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Myself on September 24, 2008, 11:59:53 PM
Correct Tukur that YOURSELF opinion good wo :P

HABA, MYSELF?  MY NAME NA TUKURTUKUR AND NOT YOURSELF MY DEAR MYSELF!
CONFUSION? NA YOU MYSELF.  KAI! E BE LIKE SAY DIS NAME GO BETTER TO CHANGE AM OH!
BECAUSE ANYTIME I CALL MYSELF I DEY CONFUSED BECAUSE OF MYSELF AND THE OTHER YOU MYSELF?  I DEY SURE SAY GGNK OR DB GO GREE WITH ME.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: HUSNAA on September 25, 2008, 11:12:05 PM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 25, 2008, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Myself on September 24, 2008, 11:59:53 PM
Correct Tukur that YOURSELF opinion good wo :P

HABA, MYSELF?  MY NAME NA TUKURTUKUR AND NOT YOURSELF MY DEAR MYSELF!
CONFUSION? NA YOU MYSELF.  KAI! E BE LIKE SAY DIS NAME GO BETTER TO CHANGE AM OH!
BECAUSE ANYTIME I CALL MYSELF I DEY CONFUSED BECAUSE OF MYSELF AND THE OTHER YOU MYSELF?  I DEY SURE SAY GGNK OR DB GO GREE WITH ME.

lol, someone's going loco!!!!
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 26, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
HABA HUSNAA? WHY INTERRUPT THIS LOGICAL ARGUMENT.
IT WILL BE NICE FOR MYSELF TO ADD A PREFIX OR SUFFIX TO DE NAME.  I SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING:

WITH PREFIX - AUNTI-MYSELF
                  -  BABY-MYSELF OR   B-MYSELF
                  -  GOGGO-MYSELF OR G-MYSELF

WITH SUFFIX -MYSELF-AUNTI
                  -  MYSELF-BABY
                  -  MYSELF-GOGGO

ANY OF THESE NAMES WILL AVOID ME CONFUSION OR ANY ADMIRALTY OF THE MYSELF.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: IBB on September 29, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 26, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
ANY OF THESE NAMES WILL AVOID ME CONFUSION

That sound selfish to me. So tha whole thing is about u? Mal Tukur ebi like say u be English teacher ko?

Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 29, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
Quote from: IBB on September 29, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
That sound selfish to me. So tha whole thing is about u? Mal Tukur ebi like say u be English teacher ko?

Maradona never, never! you failed to quote the whole sense, note the word admiralty!

Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 26, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
.....OR ANY ADMIRALTY OF THE MYSELF...

I am not sell fish oh.  But I discover sef you be admiralty of MYSELF, dat is admira or admirer or admirar of MYSELF.

But you can see the confusion in the name as I dey write am!  e be like say na me I dey refer to me me myself >:( >:(.

Can anyone see the logic?
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on September 29, 2008, 11:59:49 PM
Quote from: IBB on September 29, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 26, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
ANY OF THESE NAMES WILL AVOID ME CONFUSION

That sound selfish to me. So tha whole thing is about u? Mal Tukur ebi like say u be English teacher ko?



Hhmm, IBB Dan Allah fa tayani jin lamarin dan tsohon nan mallam tukur Ha ha ha, Duk
Yabi ya rude  :P ;D
Mallam Tukur no need of prefix or suffix to my name, just keep saying it the way it's
gradually you will begin to know MYSELF Means ME, I* only nobody else :P ;D Ha ha ha...!
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: HUSNAA on September 30, 2008, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Myself on September 29, 2008, 11:59:49 PM
Quote from: IBB on September 29, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 26, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
ANY OF THESE NAMES WILL AVOID ME CONFUSION

That sound selfish to me. So tha whole thing is about u? Mal Tukur ebi like say u be English teacher ko?



Hhmm, IB ;D ;D ;DB Dan Allah fa tayani jin lamarin dan tsohon nan mallam tukur Ha ha ha, Duk
Yabi ya rude  :P ;D
Mallam Tukur no need of prefix or suffix to my name, just keep saying it the way it's
gradually you will begin to know MYSELF Means ME, I* only nobody else :P ;D Ha ha ha...!

I'm laughing!!!
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 01, 2008, 11:19:11 AM
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I have gotten every body laughiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggg ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Husnaa who was ealier more serious has gotten the joke.

No, Ithink MYSELF was more serious? My next joke in the WEBMYSTERY Topic Page will make you laugh more.  If you take it serious, na una TORO?

Ok now, I Know that "MSYELF" is "me and i" :o :o ???.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on October 01, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
Laughter is good for the soul....keep cracking mr Tukur....lol
;D
;D
;D
;D
;D
;D
;D
;D
;D I'm still not YOURSELF though... Find a way of getting it right :P hehehe
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 02, 2008, 04:28:45 AM
Quote from: Myself on October 01, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
Laughter is good for the soul....keep cracking mr Tukur....lol
  ;D
;D
;D I'm still not YOURSELF though... Find a way of getting it right :P hehehe

CONFUCIUS  is the name of a chinese philosopher.  are you from china?
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: HUSNAA on October 02, 2008, 05:57:38 AM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 02, 2008, 04:28:45 AM
Quote from: Myself on October 01, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
Laughter is good for the soul....keep cracking mr Tukur....lol
  ;D
;D
;D I'm still not YOURSELF though... Find a way of getting it right :P hehehe

CONFUCIUS  is the name of a chinese philosopher.  are you from china?

Confusions should be yr new name TKTK!! ;D ;D... ko ba hakaba?
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 02, 2008, 06:20:59 AM
Quote from: HUSNAA on October 02, 2008, 05:57:38 AM
CONFUCIUS  is the name of a chinese philosopher.  are you from china?

Confusions should be yr new name TKTK!! ;D ;D... ko ba hakaba?
[/quote]

bery pine!

then I will call you as sister Confuciana or aunty confucianata?  ;D ;D ;D ;D.
choose one and leave d oda one for myself?????? ok MYSELF ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: IBB on October 05, 2008, 04:41:42 AM
lol
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on October 13, 2008, 11:41:14 PM
Haha..Tukur you and yourself, lol  ;D
Yanzu dai nasan kafara sabawa ko? lol



MOST WANTED!!
All d absconders, who run leaving the forum
so dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..
Is boring without u guys, especially the ladies  :(
COME BACK!!
Online police dinma is on the run ough!  ???
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 14, 2008, 01:44:28 PM
Quote from: Myself on October 13, 2008, 11:41:14 PM
Haha..Tukur you and yourself, lol  ;D
Yanzu dai nasan kafara sabawa ko? lol


Assalamu Alaikum MYSELF.  Wallahi yanzu na saba.  Nagode.  It is a nice name. Ke am ai kamar kinyi bulaguro?  sannu da dawowa.

Ina tsarabar take?
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: MySeLf on October 14, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
Inna nan tukur, just too busy to pop by.....
Thanks!
Title: Re: Kanoonline's most wanted list
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 14, 2008, 02:20:02 PM
Quote from: Myself on October 14, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
Inna nan tukur, just too busy to pop by.....
Thanks!


Madallah, Tooooh ki huta laaaaaaaaaaaaafiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!