Well as we all know.......as I have discussed earlier I have a 3wk break..so I will use it 2 nominate new appointees.
We have d followin leaders:
President..well I was selected,....but u all know that sum1 will poison ma apples & I'll die ;) hmmm
Assistant President..............yet 2 b nominated (vote in Ihsans topic boys) a female will take that position though
Minister Of Women Affairs is Mohammed
Assistand Of Women Affairs is Maleeq
Instigator of House of Reps (Maleeq) he holds 2 postion
Board members of house of reps (yest 2 b selected)Commissioner Of JJC Fyne Dyme
Assistant Commissioner Fella
I want all of u 2 b familiar with d positions of these members as I want to develop a well structured, a well organised & a gud hierarchy of leaders.........so that Other politicans will copy by d way we rule eg OBJ & Buhari. Our main aim is 2 develop peace & harmony....2 unite...2 bond 2gether....2 b social with each other, 2 value our beliefs on jokes & smiles 2 maintain respect for each other, 2 stick up 4 each other, 2 keep the place lively....mainiting discipline respect, to yab each other faithfully & loyalty counts, 2 learn from each other. & the most important is 2 leave 2 live in with others.
Note that any misbeaviour will not be tolerated so I expect y'all 2 hold ur positions with great importance.& no one shud object...cuz banason wani iyayi..juss accept ur position & maintain.
AS D SAYIN GOES WITHOUT LEADERS.......nefink wud b in lead.
For any votes or cast off...shud proceed in this topic. We can always put up a coup plot 2 remove any leader we r not happy with. So also retirement will come every 4wks for those that du not wan2 stay inleadership 4 long.
4 now........am off( Wallahi I no get beta work). ANYWAYZ it dont matta
Mind u, puttin in2 consideration female on votes.......Fulanicious, Twinle Beeba, Hafsa, Ihsan, Ummul, Dyme, Baby 84
Hafsa wud make a gud leader........but boy clownity dey 4 her blood
Ihsan wud also make a gud leader........as a gurl with truth in action shud not b overlooked
Ummul wud obviously make a gud leader.....but does she give a heck!! besides I think she shud go on d patrol team..as KNNC concer(k-online nyt creepers, she will make a gud CIA
Fulanicous...well mannered, will surely brighten up things but will she hold her duty well..as she cant share her line of studies with d family
Baby Gurl 84...can make a gud leader..but boy duz she EVA cum online
We still have alot of ppl 2 appoint even d boys...4 now lets get d gurls sorted out first. Plz cast ur votes.............& if there is any suggestions or whether any one of u feels that its not a suitable position given 2 another shud plx call ma attention. or inform the minister..so that we can hold up a meeting. Mind u also anything can b reported here whether in line of duty or in anything.
Shall we stand up 4 d national anthem..........Meeting's closed. Y'all can leave but make sure votes r called on 2
For Assitant senenate my votes go off to Ihsan
For Assis House of Reps it should surely fo to Hafsa
A baiwa Fulanicious matsayin CIA as Ummita the president mentioned we can sugggest ko? These are my three'z
DEFINATLEY SISTA IHSAN
Aa Ummita lalai kina break ....
Gaske 3wks off ai...iz long!!! errrrrrrr & no one shud say otherwise. Cuz d lass tym I happen 2 mention am off skool...I
Ihsan said I was expelled.............. ::) (SHE LAFFS)
I will go out & when I dont feel like it.........while aways here.
Ya all shud go 2 skool & i'll juss b sleepin in ma cozy bed...when y'all don get eys bags from lack of sleep......naso una go drag ya'selves 2 makarentar........
(she yurns. mhmmm lemme go sleep jare)
IHSAN PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. We surely need leaders.
I just love kanoonline. BIG HUG.........FAMILY BIG HUG....
Ka ji Hafsah da wani irin magana... 8) ga irin ku a waje a neme mu 'yan bayan fili...ay sai ku manya manya... ;)...so, my Vote goes to you (for di position of VP)... and the other Vote goes to my twin (Fulanicous, for CIA (was it?))...
u mean we have been living like family, ;D oh thatwhy when ever i have problem u guy help me much. anyway say hi to my sister fymede and brother mohammed likewise Ihsan oh that one na she ;)
QuoteKa ji Hafsah da wani irin magana... 8) ga irin ku a waje a neme mu 'yan bayan fili...ay sai ku manya manya... ;)...so, my Vote goes to you (for di position of VP)... and the other Vote goes to my twin (Fulanicous, for CIA (was it?))...
ight u guyz hold on....i can see y'll gettin a bit jittery cuz of thiz...
kunsan wetin we go do,?whoz da head here...kunce Ummita ko fyne....as from now on she don become chief dictator... ;D ;D.she go appoint whoever she likes and dat pessin has no other alternative but to submit cuz all powers are vested upon her...quite funny KO?.But if ba haka akayi ba everybodi will continue shunin da whole idea.and we end up achieving nuttin...datz mah own line of thought......
i'm out ;) :D
Nope Abdul. I say no to dictatorship. were gonna stick to da democratic setting around herrrre , and if u try a thing well think of counter measures.
QuoteNope Abdul. I say no to dictatorship. were gonna stick to da democratic setting around herrrre , and if u try a thing well think of counter measures.
c'mon dawg f'reel i have the say hear u juss sayin that not dat u sont buy the idea but simply cuz its "Abdulmalik ..instgator...u knaw that brought up the idea but hey! man kool down.... ;D can see u already sweatin ure self out
na fita :D ;)
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ight u guyz hold on....i can see y'll gettin a bit jittery cuz of thiz...
kunsan wetin we go do,?whoz da head here...kunce Ummita ko fyne....as from now on she don become chief dictator... ;D ;D.she go appoint whoever she likes and dat pessin has no other alternative but to submit cuz all powers are vested upon her...quite funny KO?.
? ? ? ? ? i'm out ;) :D
Malik am totally and I absolutely subject to your suggestion.
Oya ina malama Ummita........................choose us the madame...This is going to be great as I HAVE other plans and ideas in mind. but first A FITAR MANA DA ITA TUKUNNA 8) ;) ;)
i declare mahself..... QUEEN....
hey the president or so yu asked if i can make a good leader i guess no coz i hardly come on online im too busy sorry
I suggest UMMITA for president and the system we shall practice shall strong dictatorship. This democracy makes me sick because of too much qurrells about agreeing and disagreeing but in dictatorship things are done with despatch.
Perhaps the president should consider giving some positions to our male colleaues.
Ummita is already di firesident. I say we bote por assistant firesident IHSAN OR FULA...GINI...? I ALWAYS FINDU IT ZIPPICULT TO FIRONOUCE HER NAME.
VERY true Sintali. We need leaders. Errr this yuwa name Sintali. Wetin bi that. ifi na stage name its ok..but if na ram slaugther I neva hear that one.
It just gats to be Ummul Huda for Assistant if she doesnt qualify sai Ihsan ya ta. Yar babanta. They are the two best candys. ;)
LooooooooooL! UmmulHuda a candy ko?hehehe... u go see urself... ;D
lol Fyne
Babana, ay wannan kujera sai irinsu su UmmulHuda...
Ummita! what's up with the votes?
Ihsan, I say we go for Ihsan or Ummul huda sune correct gels!!!
But errrr....Ummul or Ihsan who ever wins...make wuna grab say nice yar gaban goshinku otherwise. I go kill perioddddddddd
lol Hafsah...
It's got to be Ummulhuda or you... ;), else there is none good for this post.
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Ummita! what's up with the votes?
She laffs, yeah u know we r juss all messin around.
Eniwez I'll proceed & give a feedbck, now we have 4 candidates with many votes namely:
IHSAN, HAFSY, ICE & UMMUL .
I need to analyse the whole situation goin on arond 'ere, and to elect d second president....as per ni I wan retire...na gaji (she laffs)
But d problem still stands out like this: Where d heck is Moh minister? He is playin with his job? & I cant possibly think delegatin d new assi pres...will b a gud a idea in his asbsence, if he doesnt turn up by 2moro, I think I wud reconsider..amyb some1 shud represent him.
Infact we need to delegate new male leaders, whut du u reckon? I juss hope .....ma gurl wins, apart from Hafsy ;)
mhmm na US wey get beta job... ;)
If I was to select the president, sincerily I would pick Fulanicious. And the information minister...of course, the woman who just proclaimed herself queen. And u ummita will head entertainment. But the thing is.....there is too much discrimination here. Afterall like u said, we r a family. Why are the women everywhere. I mean too lil seats for us. no hard feelin`s ehh, but u gotta reshuffle you nominies, and find som`n fair.
What do u say?
Kastinian, barsu mana. They are just keeping the place lively. Hey! I would pick up ICE for the assistant president. Reasons!!! :-/? She just seems capable.
ICE am not playing a hate on you babes. On second taughts, shorty Fyne Dyme needs to get that sit. Ummita Fyne Dyme needs to get on that sit. What do you say people? Then ICE should be like am Ambassador. Yeah I think thats the best solution
Dyme is ok. but I will go with my heart. IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN, IHSAN....Tabdijan da kin hau wannan mastayin dole ki dinga ji dani ko dan wanna sunayen da na dinga rubutawa. If you no put me for first in your everything I go plot COUP shot you pinish ;D
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Then ICE should be like am Ambassador. Yeah I think thats the best solution
Anwar
hummm!!!
Zan iyya kuwa? ???
Any way thanks for your vote :D
QuoteIf But the thing is.....there is too much discrimination here. Afterall like u said, we r a family. Why are the women everywhere. I mean too lil seats for us. no hard feelin`s ehh, but u gotta reshuffle you nominies, and find som`n fair.
What do u say?
Yanzu kanason kace muna sexism......ne? Nah mayb its juss women
EMPOWERING men!!!!!!
But hey ...u were Moh Minsters assistant....& u vanished in2 thin air...wat du u xpect us 2 du?
Women wud obviously take lead, even when mean were in war fronts bck in those days...women took lead in factory jobs office works...& even b'came d breedwinners @ home..till d men came bck..
Now when all d boyz r bck...we myt move aside....or mayb keep dominatin (she laffs)...
But hey I dont fall 4 that women r superior & men r inferior madness. Fair trade.....!! is my style...So afta selectin d female assistant....7 other ranks 4 women
We r movin on the d boyz....& I neva topped ma self as president...take note.....
Now for d official annoucement of our ASSISTANT PRESIDENT..I call upon.............huh :o x-cuse me,...my attention is needed elsewhere......I dismiss this meeting.
Official notification: Men, we need chairman of instigators, governor, VP, & Members of house of reps.....or d gurls can decided on wat best suits any of these boys on wateva rank. I will take my leave (Ummita stands up, readjust her suit, straightens her tie, & majestically walks out, & Fella follows behind with her brief case). MADNESS she hisses & laffs!!
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Yanzu kanason kace muna sexism......ne? Nah mayb its juss women EMPOWERING men!!!!!!
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I dont know what sexism means, but whatever it is, We wont let it happen. itz too much already.
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But hey ...u were Moh Minsters assistant....& u vanished in2 thin air...wat du u xpect us 2 du?
?
Well I`m back in the game!!!
ya c I was out for so long I even forgot mah password, I`ve been on the road 4 too long. But I`m back fellaz...
I`m still here amigoz
Ni dai maganar gaskiya guda daya zanyi. Gaskiya ku bawa IHSAN vice President, don itace ta chanchanci wannan muqami. ;) Dalili kuwa shine kawai tana birgeni because the girl has a good sense of humour. Ummita make sure you make the right decision ;)
QuoteNi dai maganar gaskiya guda daya zanyi. Gaskiya ku bawa IHSAN vice President, don itace ta chanchanci wannan muqami. ;) Dalili kuwa shine kawai tana birgeni...
Now would u look at that...ni ban birge ki?
I officially announce our new female VICE PRESIDENT AS IHSAN, IHSAN can u come forward 4 swearin in...? Repeat afta me:
I pledge 2 b d VP in this forum...........
To b faithful loyal in all ma post........
To keep kanoonline bonded
To defend d Gurls.......
& uphold their glory.......
To critize men wheneva.........
But d most important........
promise 2 keep k-online alive.....
So help me God........
Moh minista pass me d stars, medals & her sword.... huh! :o I knew u not 'ere.....kuma such an important day!! Who calls 4 a coup plot?......Kastinian take 2 sit & proceed....I have 2 show some displinary units on that chap/.......ibi like say he neva read di first topic of this subject ::)..
Now d men.........errrr......gurls wat wud u like them 2 b.....wat wud u prefer.......& who best fits amongst them maza (boyz)? am gonna have d laffs here....I'll juss lay bck & watch...... 8)
IHSAN A VERY BIG CONGRATULATION TO YOU. NOW I WILL NO MORE ADRESS U AS IHSAN....DON RESPECT WILL TAKE UP FROM NOWONWARDS ;)
Congrats Miss VicePresident.
Quote To defend d Gurls.......
& uphold their glory.......
To critize men wheneva.........
But d most important........
promise 2 keep k-online alive.....
So help me God........
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I bet them two boyz up there never read that!!!! aight aight its all good. Yo! VP....Congratulations so lets cut the whole congrats and get on with the boys. I spotted a perfect male leader ammen sai President Ummita ta bani go ahead & boy that guy is good in everything.
kai kai kai, bari in je in kira MohT and Abdulamleeq....before then:
Congratulations Ihsan, u r now the highest ranking officer in kn online. You are welcome to office. When you make the vow, forget this part:To defend d Gurls.......
& uphold their glory.......
To critize men wheneva.........
she was only kiddn.
ama make I go come back ma self
;D ;DASHEWO! ASHEWO! Haleluya praise di lorddddddddddddddd. God don ansa my firayaz, God no dey sleep wo! He no dey sleep. Satan do fall go gota wo! match am, match am, Thank you Allah and I will forever be a muslim....................... ;D ;D ;D
Yes Blad, yes Blad thank youuuuuuuuuu President Ummita that Ihsan is the VP, lallai wuridin da nai tayi yana aiki. eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oya VP you remeber our deal, I go bi first in everything, ni ce yar gaban goshin ki, or I go commit murder finish ::)
Yessssssssssssssss I CHOOSE DA GOODFELLA for MINISTER OF EVERYTHING AFFAIRS!!!!!!! HE BI DI BEST BECAUSE DI BOY BI MA FIREN
Thank you all...though it was against my will... :(
heheh hafsy...wallahi kullun kina bani dariya...
haba 'yar uwa, yaushe zan manta da ke ;) grab ur fasfot, we are going on a lil trip.... ;D ehehehe
wannan shine zaban tumun dare :P
And hafsy, just name di fozision u wan...ya zama naki...hehehe
Ihsan just stop frontin and just be a good leader. Congratulations even though I hate being nice to people
Quote... even though I hate being nice to people
Now aint that som`n...
Listen up guys..............now we need a straight guy, a thug @ ur heart string, a real- gud neeg, a gud 2 d bone papy, an xtremist shortie when it cumz 2 supportin & being a bck bone 2 members, a nice guy, whuz neutral 2 everybody, gud sense of humour, good communicatin & speech skills necessary, gud brainz @ work 2 plz cum 4ward.......cuz there is this BIG high position that ma VP suggested,!!!
If u think u d man cum 4ward!!!
Meeting dismissed! Katsinian Moh bayana...........so plz take 2 sit.........acting Minister! ;)
I juss hope d ryt guy cumz 4ward ::)
Ran ki ya dade, dont u have any one in mind. As a member of the ruling councel we will c the right man goes on top
QuoteI say we bote por assistant firesident IHSAN OR FULA...GINI...? I ALWAYS FINDU IT ZIPPICULT TO FIRONOUCE HER NAME.
Salamu Alaikum
sweet sista 1/2sa , u find it difficult to pronounce mah name, coz gurl, u finding it hard to read at all ;D ;)
aiight sista stay safe and ?:-X
much luv to tha kanoonline fam
peace
Salamu Alaikum
yall crack me up, yall so fun n lively!
may the best lady win...good luck yall
if i had my saying....it would be MY TWIN who deserves to be on tha top throne!!!
oh by the way...i agree with ma bro Ibro2g...where do the guyz go?
I am sooooooooo dedicated.......in ma position & 2 ma ppl........but soon I will call 4 ma retirement...(saboda na gaji)...so ya'all shud get d nxt gurl ready or d nxt guy......
by d way I wanted 2 call 4 GudFella cuz I think he possess all d qualities listed in ma upper post...but then I taut mayb Iblink fits......or Venom..is capable, but then again, wat of Anwar, ladies Paps, & them rest? Or mab ma VP juss has 2 choose anoda gurl...cuz I dont think we gon get a reliable, person...
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Salamu Alaikum
sweet sista 1/2sa , u find it difficult to pronounce mah name, coz gurl, u finding it hard to read at all ;D ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHA :D ;D ;D :DHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aint that somn!
Quote Or mab ma VP juss has 2 choose anoda gurl...cuz I dont think we gon get a reliable, person...
Your excellency,
I, Ibrahim aka Ibro2g, hereby come before you, the president of kanoonline to declare myself, a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
If voted into office, I pledge to defend the interest. I will work with the limited resources available to ensure the optimum survival and welfare of kanoonliners.
I've spoken too few of my wide and diverse mind and self decipline. But I'm sure my counterparts and fellow kanoonliners can testify beyond resonable doubts about my superb valuability and relaibility.
once again, I thank u for this opportunity, I asure you, you would not be disappointed.
........for the betterment of the people.
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a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
yeah rite ask hafsy ;D
kai peaople u suppose vote thiz guy into office or iz it ummita thats gonna appoint ?
either way it goes i strongly stand on my words bcuz he is a man of proven character.a No nonsense person who leaves no stone unturned in the battle of bringing justice and equity to all..............hey sowwy guyz i'm back and back 4 gud.
so tell mi diid anyone here missed mi (da instigator ;))?.......hey not anyone da ......... only ;D
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yeah rite ask hafsy ;D
Since someone asked, let me hansa! I suwe da na zabi Ibro....gwanda na zabi dumb & dumber. With out reasonable doubt, that boy is an is not fit 4 that position, don he is soooooo dehaydrated with lacking proper words........oya shanye maza....wai ORT na hada masa fa tun danzu.....amman yaki shanyewa........Abeg with all due respect ba wanda ya dace except GoodFella ........or if I finish my research & finisheeeed my analysis & if my instincts like Maleeq I go choose..........ni dai rule encompases everything.....we need labour worker.........gaskiya zan fada wallahi wanda ya chanchata yazaama toilet dispensor namu is definately & without reasounable doubt Ibro.......and I have said my mind
Gurl.I just cant stand them!!! Mallam Ibro take to sit throughly you posses those skills. I VOTE FOR IBRO
Well I just have one thing to say. Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeez am the man. Personality & Looks I gat all. So choose me ladies I will make ya'all ma wifeyz ;) A kiss in adavance to you all ladies :-* Boi I love women ;)
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Your excellency,
? I, Ibrahim aka Ibro2g, hereby come before you, the president of kanoonline to declare myself, a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
?If voted into office, I pledge to defend the interest. I will work with the limited resources available to ensure the optimum survival and welfare of kanoonliners.
I've spoken too few of my wide and diverse mind and self decipline. But I'm sure my counterparts and fellow kanoonliners can testify beyond resonable doubts about my superb valuability and relaibility.
?once again, I thank u for this opportunity, I asure you, you would not be disappointed.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?........for the betterment of the people.
::) Allah dan samari...baka taba jin "yabon kai jahilci" ba... leave that us ... ;)
QuoteSalamu Alaikum
yall crack me up, yall so fun n lively!
may the best lady win...good luck yall
if i had ?my saying....it would be MY TWIN who deserves to be on tha top throne!!!
lol Ukhty...lallai u have missed a lot... tun yaushe aka dora ni dan dole...but...
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Yessssssssssssssss I CHOOSE DA GOODFELLA for MINISTER OF EVERYTHING AFFAIRS!!!!!!! HE BI DI BEST BECAUSE DI BOY BI MA FIREN
Una see na dis one be korret girl for this area.hafsa I go begin dey talk like u ma sef. ;)
d Ma
QuoteWell I just have one thing to say. Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeez am the man. Personality & Looks I gat all. So choose me ladies I will make ya'all ma wifeyz ;) A kiss in adavance to you all ladies :-* Boi I love women ;)
KAi this guy dey kill me.
After a private meetin held by d president, VP 7 a couple of ministers.We came 2 this conclusion, which its decison isn on d basis of a sinple majority vote..therefore there wasnt pashality, we were being neutral. We acted on a proposal & amended such proposals only by unanimous votes because of d unanimity forthcominz we faced. We want u 2 juss take ur postion & act bamason wani iyayi....bellenta bigmanisn, none is too 2 & none is too big ::)The last minutes is read as follows ;ur task is simple juss govern
President: Ummita
Vice President: Ihsan
Senetor ITK: Ummul
Fyne Dyme: Commisoner of JJC'z
Minister of women affairs: MohIbraheem
Assis Min of women affairs: Borg
Mininter of men affairs: Ice
Minister of instigatin affais: Abdulmaleeq
Ibro is declared : Governor
GudFella:Comander in chief of k-online
Minister of Luv affairs: it gats 2 b Bilya
Chairman sabi ova sabi: Lionger
Who said we dont need our parents around, they r leaders in d family therefore:
Mama kanoonline: Hafsy
Papa kanoonline: Ibro
Who said we dont need any displinary units 4 those trouble makers
Brigadia BSBS: Me, Myself & I
Sergent play a hate:Nafeey
Comrade yar ba ruwana: Baby gurl
Sergent bawasa: Venom
Who says we dont need village leaders: As per we r all d actin leaders, but frankly speakin ya'all know d real leaders ko? but then they r wat we call d sleepin leaders, in this case we hereby declare our village elders as:
Chief kanoonline; Administrator
Oba kanoonline: Uncle Salis Danyaro
Obi kanoonline: Uncle Dan_sokoto
Oga kanoonline: I dont know how many they r :-/
I du hope none of u will misfit, mismanage,or cause mishap, or mislead, misnomer, misrepresent, misrule, ur missions. I hope it duznt turn out 2 b a mission impossible 4 all d leaders 2 rule. I du hope all of u r glad with ur position. Plzzzzzzzz if otherwise, du not hesistate 2 acknowledge our VP. If u feel somebody is not suitable 4 a position plz notify us statin ur reasons 4 sayin so. Errrrr can some1 pass me d lastminutes. I call off this meeting. errr VP I need 2 speak 2 u in private>
Quotelol uhkty tun yaushe aka daurani don dole[/qoute] Ihsan u have brough shame 2 ma face. How dare u say such thing......dont u know it is ur responsibility? Wat impression r u tryin 2 give our member huh? Do not b in breach of ur duty! I repeat do not! u pormised durin ur swearin in......I don not want 2 hear no more. Thnx! That reminds me..cud u plz represent me 4 2day, du me a cova up am sooooo tired & Buhari & OBJ r tooooo persistent that I have lunch with them 2day 2 discuss issues. Thnx VP
she hisssssssssed ::)Allah I toooooo jobless sumtyms!!! Thats 1 reason I hate long vacations;[/color]
Callin 4 a wuick gather around> Am so sorry I havent stated this in our last meeting, due 2 lack of enuff members some of u will have 2 take 2 postions.
Ladies Papi: King
Fyne Dyme: Queen dama tun yashe taba kenta wanna rank din ;)
Prince kanoonline: Anwar
Princess kanoonline: Ummul
Meetin dismissed
2 thumbs to Ummita..kinsan ni I no get jealousy but I go praise you. I no get girman kai or kishi to ask you this: Ummita how do you do such things......this is kooooooooool. Kanoonline crew are the maddest & tightes we would have been the prefect members if some one is excluded(in a way am I referring Ibro)
I am sooooooooooooo pleased with de fosition wey you distribute for everybody.......but I suwe Jey~el kin mugun yin mini shege..blad you done do mi shege......you hit me man!! Blad you hit me.........Me & Ibro, kema kinsa ai we are enemies of progress...........I bring forward my problem.....please reconsider. and I dont think Ibro qualifys to bi di governer because he just doesnt fit. I do subject to Ibros position sosaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Guess who position I like best Sergent bawasa: Venom Allah sunnan da position din yayi rhyming. Please keep things coming. In the main time make I go grive por cona......I rather marry oink ionk (watu pig) da na zama matar Ibro...err ummita ha think na mistake you nak! ko dai kina so kice Hafsys house boy: Ibro, yes! na mistatement you come nak. with all due respect....please correct yuwa mistake presido he he he he he
Congratulations to all of you. Ummita you still have refused to contact me. Why? Fyne Dyme I like your style its GOOD to have you as queen. You remind me of my sister ;) Congratulations to Hafsa as well finally I have a funny second mother
Quoteerrr VP I need 2 speak 2 u in privateQuotelol uhkty tun yaushe aka daurani don dole
Ihsan u have brough shame 2 ma face. How dare u say such thing......dont u know it is ur responsibility? Wat impression r u tryin 2 give our member huh? Do not b in breach of ur duty! I repeat do not! u pormised durin ur swearin in......I don not want 2 hear no more. Thnx! That reminds me..cud u plz represent me 4 2day, du me a cova up am sooooo tired & Buhari & OBJ r tooooo persistent that I have lunch with them 2day 2 discuss issues. Thnx VP
she hisssssssssed ?::)Allah I toooooo jobless sumtyms!!! Thats 1 reason I hate long vacations;[/color]
Kai na bisa wuya...tuba nike yallabiya. Aaa I sooo love my position...wanda ake biya ZERO BILLION KUWAIT DINARS yaushe zai ce baya son aikin shi.... ::)
and di position were dem all get his hall gud...what about the comm. mins.?(dan rahoto) hehehe...
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Sergent play a hate:Nafeey
For the first time and I hope it will be the last. I finally can open my mouth and say thank you (damn even though I hate saying that!!) PRESIDENT & VICE PRESIDENT I thank you girls. ::)
I so much disagree & hate the ranking in of Fyne Dyme to be the Queen because she misfits and thats all. ::)
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::) Allah dan samari...baka taba jin "yabon kai jahilci" ba... leave that us ... ;)
Haba Ihsan, dont you know itz nija Politics...and thats the way to do it.
I am wid BDP...Betterment Democratic Party...
... for the betterment of the people.
*Preached by the gospels of Niggadazz (min. of instigation).
Ima gonna.
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Me & Ibro, kema kinsa ai we are enemies of progress...........
Speak for yourself gurl, point of correction...I`m not an enemy of progress or any1s enemy. Hafsy dont chose to be my enemy, its not cute. Besides there are alotta other ways u can get noticed, okay...best of luck.
And lastly.
Ranki ya dade, Ummitah. I have neva doubted you, nor question you, but this...
QuotePresident: Ummita
Who said we dont need our parents around, they r leaders in d family therefore:
Mama kanoonline: tofia'kwa Hafsy
Papa kanoonline: Ibro
Ok, ok bari inyi shiru, in karbi qaddarah, haka kike so koh? Fine
Jama`a a new chapter of sorow has began.
Ummita we thank you and Ihsan for giving us these ranks. I hope everybody will just shut up and do their duties ::)
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Ladies Papi: King
Fyne Dyme: Queen dama tun yashe taba kenta wanna rank din ;)
Meetin dismissed
ummita thats why I soooooooooo love you. If this girl is not my daugther ehem!!! Gaskiya ni kingamin komai...gani ga Dyme..dama I have been trying to get the right wifey for months now. Thank you very much. I soley promise to hold my duty well as the king. Ummita ni naji dadi sosai...........Oya I need kwarkwaraz................I love women ga sarki sai kwarkwarori ai...Dyme itace ta ainihin, Ihsan second wife dina sai Ice, sai Hafsy sai wace....ni yanmatan dake forum dinnan nawa ne ma? I will be and will hold my duty well.
lol L Papi... dama ana aure mace bata sani ba? wannan da kenan :P
Hafsy and Ibro kenan...dama haka abu yake da farko, daga baya mu ji kus ;D
People, There are still sits on the Betterment Democrtic Party BDP. You can only enlist if u b better pessin.
This message is brought to you by the BDP chairman: Abdulmaleeq.
For the betterment of the people.
hafsy Allah ya kiyaye ki auri Ibro.this wat will I even say well i wont abuse him cos his ma friend but his not the husband type . ;D Wai Jamaa kun sami labarin wani lunatic wai shi DanGatanUwa dat guy is sick.
na daura kai na Ministan discipline
Idan kana son kanka da arziki tun wuri kaje kayi introducing kanka for JJC. oH Fyne Dymeeeeeeeee!!!!!! One don land for hiya. Kuma the best way to get matsayi is just to get freindly with Ummita Presdient or Ihsan Vice President or our ministers. but in the mean time nasan you will so through sooooooo many stages in yabbing. I wish you luck brother!!! beri yanmatan ko yan samarin su sameka.
Ihsan I have a problem, forgive me for addressing you like that I mean VP & Presido dont you think it is a good idea for Dyme to have something in jjc thread saying all members should pay joining fees. Dagatanuwaaaaaaaaaa bring 50kobo go submit it to sista Dyme ;)
Hey guys i never knew Commissioner Fdq was in search of money donation :-[, eyyaaaaa,(i guess it most be lunch money da na sa nawa!!! Sorry dynme, i will donate 50pence 4 u. But where is da Ass-commissioner Fella (meye aykin ka)
Kai kuma Dangatanuwa, ay baza ka iya bawa kanka matsayi ba, sai dai President Ummita, (bowin with respect) Ihsan Vice President da sauran leaders in sun yi meeting sannan suyi condluding ku ka kai matsyin. Ka wani zo gaado gaado kace ka ba kanka matsayi. ;D
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.gani ga Dyme..dama I have been trying to get the right wifey for months now. Thank you very much. I soley promise to hold my duty well as the king.
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DGu kayi a hankali.
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:-/
Do not be in fear or doubt. I handle gurls with care ;) ma name speak for itself. We will get along my queen.
but.. u juss seem so common... i dont like second hand men much... so many ladies already had u, y'know.... :-/
I got an idea, ladies papi forget ur experiences and u get her...ur queen.
....i repeat myself.... meeh no dig 2nd hand men...
Ke, naji, ni ma dai mai ya kai, Queens are calm, self composed, reserved and quite but in your case is different, because you even denied maganar sarki, kin ko san idan sarki yai magana its final!!!! I call ON THE PRESIDENT AND HER ASSISTANT, as they stated: speak up if you are not happy. So Ummita & Ihsan, how about ICE to be my queen ;) I like the way she keeps her flow and because she is simply a woman. I love women. Ummita
ashawo
lol
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:-X... ni ban taba ganin inda mata ke gara miji ba (lol)... wai ma tsaya! Ladiez P, ay Anwar kayi wa kwace!... ;D
QuoteKe, naji, ni ma dai mai ya kai, Queens are calm, self composed, reserved and quite but in your case is different, because you even denied maganar sarki, kin ko san idan sarki yai magana its final!!!! I call ON THE PRESIDENT AND HER ASSISTANT, as they stated: speak up if you are not happy. So Ummita & Ihsan, how about ICE to be my queen ;) I like the way she keeps her flow and because she is simply a woman. I love women. Ummita
AHHHH!!~! What about fyne dyme, lallai ladies papi, gaskiya haka ba kyau. As the governor, nayi banning din ka daga chickz din kano online (do I have the powers? :-/ ???) whatever, even if I dont, I advice you to stay off em, including FDQueen, am fasa baka. Haba!
ooooooooooh! look who's got AUTHORITAAAAY!!!...... moi! 8)
lol.. ibro..even if u give him.. i no go 'gree...
and baby ihsan.. things are always reverse with FDQ lol... and where u see meeh say i like anwar??... ::) ;D i no dey oooo, i neva hit on guys.. at all at all... ;)... lol, amma kina da loora hehehe...
I brought about a complain to fellow leaders. What is the best way to deal for gross misconduct in a forum I direct this to the diciplinary unit...sergent play a hate & commander bawasa me kuka ce?
twinkle.. i still want that money ooooo! pluz.. ke che beeba ko?
Quote....i repeat myself.... meeh no dig 2nd hand men...
Ke, ko dai Ladies Papi doesnt dig up second class girls ;) Ke, nine ashawo lol ina kika tabajin ashawon namiji. That is a ladies job.
lol lol lol la ila, ke, ni kike kira ashawo, ke ke ke. I wish..................................................................consider that blank space dangerous!!!
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loooooool ASHAWO hehehehehe...she don yanke u... ;D ... that's, for calling us AREA GIRLS :P
Ai Ihsan, wannan kadai neva do am, gaskiya ya same ku... and I'm against it.
No hard feeling L.Papi, we gotta have da respect 4 da ladies.
To jama'a naga akwai minister of women affairs wai shi Moh ko? Na kuma ga minister of love affairs wai shi Bilya ko? To ko President Ummita ta bani rank ko bata bani ba. Nasa kai na a matsayin minister of women haters
?:-/ ?ODD....WHY WOMEN HATER?? ? ? ? ??
BAD XPERIENCE WIT WOMEN??
R U SURE U AINT THE NEW AND CHANGED LADIES PAPI ??
JUST CURIOUS....
I dont think so, L Papi is diff from W'hater....this Women hater juss landed from nowhere, dunno a zilch where this orangutang came from........claimin his dislikes 4 women ::) I bet u juss got dumped lasss nyt :P
lol lol Ummita, kai lol lol girls, give him a break.
WHO CALLS FOR A COUP/ GASKIYA I THINK THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT DO NOT FIT THEIR RANKS SO I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO BE VERY MISCHIEVIOUS AND CALL FOR A COUP PLOT? PEEPS LETS START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Lallai, this twinkle dey pass her power wallahi. Idan ummitah kike tunani, forget it. Ministers...dama ba`a yi musu kooo, Gwamna, kap, dani zakiyi....go do ur koo for anoza forum jare
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Your excellency,
? I, Ibrahim aka Ibro2g, hereby come before you, the president of kanoonline to declare myself, a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
?If voted into office, I pledge to defend the interest. I will work with the limited resources available to ensure the optimum survival and welfare of kanoonliners.
I've spoken too few of my wide and diverse mind and self decipline. But I'm sure my counterparts and fellow kanoonliners can testify beyond resonable doubts about my superb valuability and relaibility.
?once again, I thank u for this opportunity, I asure you, you would not be disappointed.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?........for the betterment of the people.
MAGANAR KA DAIDAI GWAMNA. ACI GABA DA NUNA GOOD EXAMPLE
I just hope the president is not like the bunsuru they have in Washington DC even if that so hope the members of the cabinet can set the president free ;D
Gimbiya 4get ::)No ba Bush ba ma. I bi Sharon(she smlyz). Gimbiya ni ben ma berki rank ba ko? Gimz d counsellor......ya'all shud 4 2 her 4 personal problem lyk family probs, love probs (ina Bilya)& so on & henceforth.
Yeah I wud also lyk 2 call 4 an urgent meeting. All leaders shud take 2 their seats. (Ibro I wud lyk 2 tlk 2 u in private u & VP afta this meeting)Every one come along. 2day ma self & ma VP hav concluded that amongst d members one of 'em duz not fit & he has showed no dedication in his work. When mostly women are here. He has shown no concern......so we hav called 4 Minista of Women affairs 2 leave......but howeva he can appeal if he has a genuine reason 4 not being 'ere 4 a long tym
Ibro, su ministers basu isa amusu bani, By da way i no go cummot 4 here abi no ur forum :P ::). mind ur mouth wo, (i no be 1/2sah tam) so don't "jare" me ::)
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QuoteIbro, su ministers basu isa amusu bani, ::)
Abominationnnnnn Twinkle not when am in leadership..........in ma ten commandents of leaders, thats commandment no:6 [Thau shall nay disrespect......thee leaders shaull respect each other] u r also a leader but u've breached ur duty..I hereby call upon d displinary commitee. Meetin paused 4 d tym being......(she laffs evil) imagine me puttin ya'all on pause...I wud'hav luved it..esp puttin Venom on pause on every move he'd make.....May this wish cum trure[/b]
(Standing off her sit) I salut u sir, no be real real koo i wan do, na sumthing............... anyway sir, oh... i mean madam i go c u 4 office (scraichng da back of her head)
Damn gurl u crack me up........yeah I throwe salute back....... ;) Yeah I'll surely c u in ma office. U juss dey there 4 onyibo country dey enjoy u leave d Bladz dey suffa 4 Umuahia......
EHEM ehem....straigthens her tie & looks more serious...yeah meetin shud proceed [/b]
Lol, thanks alot husnah...K-online shall be swell for as long as I can make it...this I promise you.
Ummitah, forgive her for she does not know what she is doin... have mercy, we know why u r number 1 up there. I dont care what she says...doesnt make much impact.
And as for the missn folks...be more merciful, I`m sure their is a logical explanation for all of them, besides I can give account of Minster of Instigation affairs...I claim responsibility for him and I will be credited if he has no reasonable excuse.(which I know he does)....MohT, now dat guy is missn.
whachu say????
VP me kikace...............?!!!! OK Governor Ibro acknowlegded.
But ma VP has made sum recommendations & sum proposal inclusive ammendments.....its about Dymequeen & her King(papi)..seems they dont get along. They shud plz cum 4ward[/b]
Presy, ,,,, (:oopps forget we no dey joke infront of President) i dey wo indai ka ayi masu bulala................ha ha, i fit flog them 2 4 u dat's indai basu shirya ba ;) so if u need me just hallllllaaaaaaa. Stay kool presy :-X........ :o......ooohhh no not again.Sorry i just wanted to shot i hot salut 4 ur front.
lol ;D
IT'S ALL KOOL ANYWAY.
Rannan wanka ba'a ,.......... oooppps can't remember da rest. To Presy, i'm about to spit it out now, duk shishigin da na ke tayi, da zuwa office, da follow follow dat i've been doin, is nothing but i Just want u to.......................u grab.........as 4 u ar da president..............kai i can't spit it :'( :'(
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote VP me kikace...............?!!!! OK Governor Ibro acknowlegded.
But ma VP has made sum recommendations & sum proposal inclusive ammendments.....its about Dymequeen & her King(papi)..seems they dont get along. They shud plz cum 4ward[/b]
Yeah Presido, lets wait and see what they have to say for themselves... if it's a valid excuse to shikenan sai a kyalesu kan aikin su...if not...sai a kara gaba...
Gaskiya am tired of running about and beating about the buch. I have come out bold gaskiya ummita all the shisshigi that I was doing in this post is because of one reason. I have been following this sooooo kool line of thread but you have not given me any post at all. Why now :'( :'( Ni a bani post) Twinkle goes under the stair case & Sat down sobbing :'( :'(Ni a bani post
Ayyah, you should have said it earlier... amma yanzu ma bata bacci ba, I will personally talk to ummitah about this. Plus, baki ga yadda na dunga campaign ba...
.........For the betterment of the people.
QuoteGaskiya am tired of running about and beating about the buch. I have come out bold gaskiya ummita all the shisshigi that I was doing in this post is because of one reason. I have been following this sooooo kool line of thread but you have not given me any post at all. Why now :'( :'( Ni a bani post) Twinkle goes under the stair case & Sat down sobbing :'( :'(Ni a bani post
Kai kai kai...Twinkle guda ba post?? yaya aka yi haka? we'll discuss it with di Presido and find a post for u...kar ki damu kinji...share hawayenki... :)
Na nana nana :P :P beeba be k da post :o :o :o ha ha ha (She laffs wickedly) ;D ;D ;D
Allah sarki beeba no worries ::)
to ihsan (snif snif) na share, 8) ;D so yaushe zan ji from u???????
Hafsy, u better shurrup if not i'll be arriving and landing one big slap 4 ur mouth. 8)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) beeba remember i just came out of dat hospital bed yo :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ (sniff sniff) ibroooooooooooooooooooooo ka ga beeba kooooooooooooooooooo.
I'll chatch u in ummita's house. we'll surly meet........................ ;D ;D ;D
Twinkle...beebah, if u want anithing from us, u r gonna leave hafcy alone. Idan kika taba ta...bani ba ke.
....idan kun hadu wajen ummitah ki bar ta tayi ta bugun ki :D ;D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D :P ::) 8)
yes ibro tell her. ;Dkai wallahi thumb up for da double gee ma broda. 8) i'll teach her lesson......... ;D
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....idan kun hadu wajen ummitah ki bar ta tayi ta bugun ki :D ;D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D :P ::) 8)
Kai kuma Ibro, dayake ance maka i bi jaka, sai in zumna anan duka na ko? ::)
Ay bada post for k-online, ba kaman old fulani tribe bane(where they'll have to weep da hell out of u before giving u a wife).
If dat's da case FORGET the it i don't wan it anymore. ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ye ye girl comot 4 here and leave ma borda anlone. ibro no worries. zan gara ta. ;D
anywayz back to beeba ya maganan ne. ???
Oh twinkllle, twinkle the stars...I just wanna infom you that Ummeetah will soon start ur orientation right here. You've got the post u wanned. Congratulations...ama go fet her.
WE NEED NEW APPOINTEES. GET VOTIN PPL
We will b holdin a special gatherin with regards 2 d rankin-in of twinkle..........congratulations she hold a very interestin postion. For now the annoucement remains voided.......sai gobe ..............ma VP need 2 get sum bits & pieces done & dusted with!!!
& oh by d way there iz a very likely chnace (say) 90% chances that I d president of kanoonline wud b retirin soooooooon.......she laffs. So I am seekin 4 a I can handle it all & lead in d bestest way person 2 replace me.........
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Hi guys long time no read from you people. Where my girls at?
In my own words..........if we need new appointeesssssss how about GIRLS TO RULE ALL????? because the boys seem not to do much but less :P
lol Nafey...well dama mostly the rulers are girls and eventually we're gonna eliminate all them (errr) bunch of muscles ;) 8)
eliminatin the muscles eh!seems like some skirts hav already bowed out in................................................ :-X anyways "MEN RULE"
I declare myself Gimbiya... Kapiche
Daman can ai kece gimbiyar ko kin manta ne?
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Daman can ai kece gimbiyar ko kin manta ne?
Mahmood da wa kakeyi ne
hey wetin u go give BASKETMOUTH? i no know say election dey hold 4 this una forum. i for join since.anyway anything for me pls?
BASKETMOUTH TELL AM.
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Mahmood da wa kakeyi ne
who do u habe in mind?
Quotehey wetin u go give BASKETMOUTH? i no know say election dey hold 4 this una forum. i for join since.anyway anything for me pls?
? ? ? ? ?BASKETMOUTH TELL AM.
BASKET MOUTH you have been ranked
COMMISSIONER FREEDOM OF SPEECH.......You will b offically sworn it on Tuesday......congratulations & I hope u will run your mouth where ever necessary (she laffs)
That reminds me.......I am yet to officailly announce mah resignation as per se old age is takin effect. We r in search d best candicate & our board members hav selected 6 contest for Presidential position. Lets ?get down to business. This is serious
You should note that we will nt run this election in party format rather "JUSS SHOW US YOUR WORTH IN JUST 5 LINES" u hav 2 b convincin, promising, dedicated, actin in gud faith, remain impartial, remain neutral & render justice where its needed. You also hav 2 state why u think you are best fit 2 b d president.Dat is d only way to win the post of president and vice president.Write your statement in just five lines. Six ppl hav been selected by d board members....I hereby list dem as follows:
Gimbiya,Gogannaka,Kilishi,Twinkle,Mudacris,Kofa,Dante Hausanicious,Tsuburbura & Hafsy4 d rest of us, lets start castin our votes!!!!
More rankin will soon take place......we hav seven more post for candys 2 b officially assigned by the former vice president Ihsan.
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You should note that we will nt run this election in party format rather "JUSS SHOW US YOUR WORTH IN JUST 5 LINES" u hav 2 b convincin, promising, dedicated, actin in gud faith, remain impartial, remain neutral & render justice where its needed. You also hav 2 state why u think you are best fit 2 b d president.Dat is d only way to win the post of president and vice president.Write your statement in just five lines. Six ppl hav been selected by d board members....I hereby list dem as follows:
Gimbiya,Gogannaka,Kilishi,Twinkle,Mudacris,Kofa,Dante Hausanicious,Tsuburbura & Hafsy
4 d rest of us, lets start castin our votes!!!!
More rankin will soon take place......we hav seven more post for candys 2 b officially assigned by the former vice president Ihsan.
Wato kin nuna anan cewa ke kinma fi karin
INEC gaba day ko ba haka ba? Inec ma basu isa ba kawai a gun Ummita ko? Matsayi!