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Title: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on January 31, 2004, 10:02:52 PM
LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM

(*K-Onliners cheering:- yeeeeaaaaahhhh!*)




(http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/SADDAM_HUSSEIN_W_HUGE_BEARD_AFTER_CAPTURE.jpg) (http://www.mahmood.tv/images/articles/saddamcaptured.jpg)



We hereby announced the capture of DanBanza Reloaded
in Kaduna unguwar Sarki, while trying to steal a dan taure
from an old woman who just bought it for this sallah layya!

He is now under a maximum security @ the Kanoonline JAIL!
We hereby thank zezezee & kofa for their information of how
we got the criminal! Everyone will now have a nive peacefull
sallah with his family!
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2004, 12:57:17 AM
KANOLICIOUS
WHY SADDAM PICTURES?---HMm!!!!!!
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 01, 2004, 02:34:33 AM
NUMBER ONE
"We promise to bring you justice..........YOU AND WHO?

NUMBER TWO
YOU ARE JUST BRINGING INJUSTICE, LYING & BRINGING FALE STATEMENT..........KAI YA KAMATA MU KAMA

NUMBER THREE
WETIN BRING SADDAM PICTURE HERE :-/

NUMBER FOUR
HISS I JUST WAN SLAP THIS BOI  ::)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: kilishi on February 01, 2004, 06:47:57 PM
Yes why not Danbananza's picture?or does he disguise as saddam,ok u have failed is better u capture danbanza or stop disturbing the peace of this forum 8)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: zezezee on February 01, 2004, 11:21:26 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm

some ppl like to quarrel .. no be small
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on February 02, 2004, 04:02:06 PM
QuoteNUMBER ONE
"We promise to bring you justice..........YOU AND WHO?

NUMBER TWO
YOU ARE JUST BRINGING INJUSTICE, LYING & BRINGING FALE STATEMENT..........KAI YA KAMATA MU KAMA

NUMBER THREE
WETIN BRING SADDAM PICTURE HERE :-/

NUMBER FOUR
HISS I JUST WAN SLAP THIS BOI ?::)


This is the true picture of DanBanza Reloaded! we have now
successfully comfirmed it is him after a biological test & x-rays
have proven it is him 100%

His wherebout will be unknown today, he will be taken somewhere
for security reasons.

Sources have told us that Hafsy Lady & some other members
are trying to rescue him. So Hafsy Lady, anything that happens
wrong, we will get you :(
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Dala on February 04, 2004, 02:41:54 PM
Hmmmmm,,,,,

Go chanje this 'yan banga uniform, then if you come back
we can make you a real police. :P
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: *~MuDa~* on February 04, 2004, 05:15:49 PM
QuoteNUMBER ONE
"We promise to bring you justice..........YOU AND WHO?

NUMBER TWO
YOU ARE JUST BRINGING INJUSTICE, LYING & BRINGING FALE STATEMENT..........KAI YA KAMATA MU KAMA

NUMBER THREE
WETIN BRING SADDAM PICTURE HERE :-/

NUMBER FOUR
HISS I JUST WAN SLAP THIS BOI ?::)


Haba Hafsat.....kina nufin bakiya son justice kenan, na so u dey rule kanoonline bepor, mu bamua son karya fa...na gaskiya we want, me i dey haffy sai zis kanolicious emerge here so zat he can cafture criminals like Kofa (SAwun Keke-Atara Mu Kwashe) and tsimbura....i shall pinance kanolicious Ghost Busters Unit... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on February 05, 2004, 01:00:29 AM
Leave her to me, i will deal with her very very soon. She is also a suspect  :( better watch your back.

Sources have confirmed to us that she is also a member of the DanBanza Reloaded team  :(
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on February 05, 2004, 01:10:40 AM
The true danbanza reloaded after a clean shave.

(http://photo10.matchnet.com/beta/2003/12/12/05/33790570.jpg)


This is the true danbanza after our security guards have cleaned him and he is now healthy looking as before!

and this is our next target also on our list, if you have seen this woman, pls inform any of the security

(http://www.carolynsims.com/desert-woman.gif)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 05, 2004, 01:11:58 AM
YAN BATA GARI:(KANOLICIOUS) NA YOU WE WAN JAIL SEF!!! YOU ARE ONE CORRUPTED CIA ::)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on February 05, 2004, 01:28:31 AM
We will get u soon :o
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 05, 2004, 02:14:01 AM
CHILD ABDUCTION IS ILLEGAL....... ::)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Dante on February 06, 2004, 01:13:34 AM
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We will get u soon :o

Yeah man, get her wallahi! that would be cool  8)
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: gogannaka on February 07, 2004, 12:01:14 AM
I want to make it categorically kiliya that anyone who dare lay hands on mah hitlady 1/2sy will face the wrath of my humbleself.......kawai mutum ya zo da wani uniform din dogarai ya fara threatening mutane.......hmn if u be CIA we get Al Qaeda here and we get dem osama's e.t.c and dont 4get say the hafsyn da ka raina has some immunity..
KAi kuma DAnte,u ma dey support him ko......

To dai she is an ex field officer wid the Mossad..
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: Kanolicious on February 07, 2004, 01:46:22 AM
QuoteI want to make it categorically kiliya that anyone who dare lay hands on mah hitlady 1/2sy will face the wrath of my humbleself.......kawai mutum ya zo da wani uniform din dogarai ya fara threatening mutane.......hmn if u be CIA we get Al Qaeda here and we get dem osama's e.t.c and dont 4get say the hafsyn da ka raina has some immunity..
KAi kuma DAnte,u ma dey support him ko......

To dai she is an ex field officer wid the Mossad..

Well, well, well   :(

You are supporting her ko ? we will deal with you also.
Don't be surprised to see a dismissed letter early tomorow
of your dismissal from the INEC office.

Undercover agents have been tracing all the chuwa-chuwa
you have been doing for the coming elections.
Title: Re: LADIES & GENTLEMEN............ WE GOT HIM
Post by: *~MuDa~* on February 07, 2004, 05:01:55 AM
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.......kawai mutum ya zo da wani uniform din dogarai ya fara threatening mutane.......




LoL @ G-naka, ur berry punny men, kai ..LOL Dogarai fa ka ce?...LOL * Dante give me a tissue da Allha ingoge hawai nan* kai Allah ya kyauta, amma G-naka i hofe ur not trying 2 obertake Hausanicious ko? Dan nasan cafabilities naka, *@ Nura...Hausanicious baza ka zo ba kafin G-naka yayi maka coup-de-etat ko?