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Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: EMTL on January 27, 2004, 05:52:19 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
GMS!   GSM!!  GSM!!!
Some people call it General Street Madness others call it Ga Sabuwar Matsala....... some say it is Gone..........

At least, the GSM makes us to remember the importance of time spent doing anything.... Time is indeed Life not money.

What to your opinion is GSM suppose to mean???????
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: kilishi on November 26, 2004, 08:07:03 PM

Well alot of people do forget irin barnar da gsm keyi a kasar nan,ni naga instances where gsm ya raba aure maybe the husband will mistakenly send a text meant for his girl friend to his wife's set,or another girl friend da take son mijin wata will deliberately send a text that will made the couple to spark,kai mata kuma masu kwakkwafi will check ad seee what their eyes is not suppose to see :shock:  :shock:

GSM ba privacy ba so many things
emtl gaskiyan kane pls members i know once in a while kuna samun disappointment da wannan gsm din pls do share your experience. :P
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: IBB on November 30, 2004, 08:07:09 PM
this story happened in my friend's house. a gal came 2 his apartment, after she has gone he couldn't find his remote control. he later discovered she stole it thinkin is a Mobile fon
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: mlbash on December 01, 2004, 05:07:30 PM

that's the greatest achievement of OBJ!
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: EMTL on December 02, 2004, 06:46:46 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
A friend narrated to me that he rang a friend, who was not even available and therefore only got a machine reply that 'the number was switched-off.
Some moments later when his wife returned to the siting room their son told his mother..

.." Daddy phoned and spoke to a lady while you were in the kitchen..."
My friend had to spend some time explaining to his wife that it was actually a response from a recorded voice not A GIRL FRIEND OR FIENCEE!!!!


Somebody said he and his wife always dash for his hand set each time a text message sounds.
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: ummita on December 02, 2004, 09:47:34 PM
GENERAL STATE OF MADNESS (GSM). IN MY CASE I DONT EVEN HAVE A CELL!!!
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: figorms on December 04, 2004, 10:23:48 PM
Quote from: "ummita"GENERAL STATE OF MADNESS (GSM). IN MY CASE I DONT EVEN HAVE A CELL!!!

mhmmm i dont belive this, even if i was woken up frm sleep i wouldnt.lol
A FADI GASKIYA.................ohhhhhhh
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: EMTL on December 07, 2004, 08:55:27 AM
Quote from: "ummita"GENERAL STATE OF MADNESS (GSM). IN MY CASE I DONT EVEN HAVE A CELL!!!

Assalamu alaikum,
Do you mean CELL or CELL PHONE? I think she meant Cell... many of us do not have the authority to own cells.
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: Yoruba Land on December 07, 2004, 05:35:34 PM
EMTL, it is CELL PHONE she is saying not CELL
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: Ibro2g on December 08, 2004, 06:34:48 PM

Doesnt matter what definations it is, its usefull to an enourmous stage and quite necessary in an communications eva demanding world like ours! If ya think its a curse, pray it off the streets, but I must tell ya, its importance has outshined da nemesis!
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: figorms on December 09, 2004, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: "Twinkle"
Quote from: "figorms"
Quote from: "ummita"GENERAL STATE OF MADNESS (GSM). IN MY CASE I DONT EVEN HAVE A CELL!!!

mhmmm i dont belive this, even if i was woken up frm sleep i wouldnt.lol
A FADI GASKIYA.................ohhhhhhh

Brother naso I seyam ashwell.

so wat do u think bout it, u know it is very good n intestin to be on da network.
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: kilishi on March 04, 2005, 06:47:07 PM
This gsm is trying to make some people mad,imagine somebody decieving somebody via text message saying that is intrested in marrying her,the pooor fellow did not call the girl for once but she kept replying telling him that her parents said he should send his people to finalize everything,forgetting the age of technology u just dont even hear his voice for once,and unknown to her its wife to her bazaw3ari that is playing the frank just to divert her attention from her hubby,and one funny thinh she use to resend same text she sent to the husband to her telling that its the man that use to show his friends cos he is not intrsted,imagine hauka kan hauka :twisted:  :evil:
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: Fateez on March 29, 2005, 06:03:51 PM
Quote from: "kilishi"This gsm is trying to make some people mad,imagine somebody decieving somebody via text message saying that is intrested in marrying her,the pooor fellow did not call the girl for once but she kept replying telling him that her parents said he should send his people to finalize everything,forgetting the age of technology u just dont even hear his voice for once,and unknown to her its wife to her bazaw3ari that is playing the frank just to divert her attention from her hubby,and one funny thinh she use to resend same text she sent to the husband to her telling that its the man that use to show his friends cos he is not intrsted,imagine hauka kan hauka :twisted:  :evil:

It's not that I am trying to commend da act, but i think da girl was quite

thoughtless about da whole thing. It's not a very wise thing to do.

Something as important as marriage shud be planned much more

scrupulously than that. Not only did she have to hear da persons voice

but {knowing how da world is 2day} she had to know a lil bit about his

background even for safety reasons. No matter how desperate da girl is,

abeg she shud chill: Patience is a virtue. :!:
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2005, 07:42:10 AM
figorms I totally agree with you.
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: kilishi on May 26, 2005, 06:57:46 PM
This gsm wahala nawa,i don change peoples life completely both positively and negatively i think the negative aspect of it is more pronounced,hear this,a woman who hasnt got a single kobo to recharge her account ie gsm,asked her husband to buy credit for her the husband complained that it was only yesterday that he bought 2000naira card,blah blah the man refused to buy the recharge card,within some few minutes mata ta samu dabara,they are using same network i e vmobile she just do dabara and removed his sim and put her own in his set and she diverted his call,so that he can not suspect any foul play,bayan yazo zai yi waya yaga bako sisi so he refilled with 2000 matar tana ta noticing immediately he finished the first call,ta lallaba ta cire sim dinta ta mayar masa da nasa nada with only five hundred naira a ciki :D  :D  :lol: in baka yi sharar masallaci ba kayi na kasuwa,maza beware
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: zezezee on May 27, 2005, 09:02:35 PM
thnks kilishi....... i knw many, but not this one!!!

we shall be on the lookout for u!  :D  :D

hehehe
Title: GSM: General Street Madness Indeed!
Post by: kilishi on May 29, 2005, 06:37:29 PM
gsm ya sa mutane karya da kuma yaudara ,zaka ga mutum yana zaune may be just a stone throw from youn amma zai shirya maka karya cewa he just arrived at another area or something like that,a kwai wata da muna zaune aka mata waya sai tace ai tana dubai ne,suka ce how comes we get you on your own gsm,she said kunsan iam on roaming agreement i paid 25thousand to activate,shi yasa kuke samu na the poor lads agreed with her,i just said what a pity,and now she will take things and go and sell at an exobirant price,tace ai na waje ne. :evil: