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Title: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: ummita on November 20, 2003, 11:46:13 AM
Jambandu 2 every one........

As u r all aware Ramadan is inches ova d coner and Eid is just round d corner. So I would like to make an official announcement, as all of u r friendly & I consider u all dear freinds I cherish close to mah heart, I would like 2 say:

EID IS IN D AIR. I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE THAT I'M NOW READY AND ALREADY IS ACCEPTING GIFTS, CASH AND CHEQUES. AVOID THE EID RUSH,SEND IT NOW VIA BANK. BANK DETAILS (SORT CODE & ACCOUNT NUMBA AVAILABLE ON REQUEST) ALL MONIE CURRENCIES WOULD BE PREFARED IN $ & ?. I THANK U 4 READIN TILL THIS END.

I hav also sent ur Eid gifts 2 God...........I prayed 4 u ;) Allah hukkuma sa'a 2 everyone. Jazakallah'khair
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on November 20, 2003, 01:34:12 PM
Ah Ah!

I thot a sTuDeNt don't need any money, Just karatu kawai. Any way Just send the bank name and location, sort code and the Akawu number so that U can have as much gifts as u want.

If u don't mind, can I be the person who will be cashing the MoNies in dat bank, while u sit and relax at home enjoying your Sallanicious, Delicious and fruitiuos Sallah meals?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on November 20, 2003, 11:44:05 PM
QuoteSallanicious, Delicious and fruitiuos Sallah meals?


COPY CATICIOUS  ::) :P ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on November 21, 2003, 12:29:37 AM
Ummita send your account details ;) I will send you  two pence. By the way I would also like a multimillionnaire guy just for EID purpose kawai, after shopping spree he can leave ::)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on November 21, 2003, 12:11:54 PM
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COPY CATICIOUS ?::) :P ;D



KOPY RATICIOUS ??? ??? ???

You seems to forgot the subject matter, but let me remind U what Ummita is requesting. Listen very carefully:

1. Gifts of any kind
2. Moniez
3. Cheques

Got it? Ok fine.

Now Please do something to my dear sis Ummita
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Baruti M. Kamau on November 21, 2003, 04:30:12 PM
Goto the rich Arabs.

Makyau sarki im ba maikudi kusa.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 21, 2003, 09:21:48 PM
;)dear ummita,
Anya kuwa Hausanicious ya kawao miki wannan bundle din N5,000:00 , rago guda uku da Shanu guda 1 da na aiko miki na shan ruwa?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on November 21, 2003, 11:22:32 PM
Haba Muda!

Yaya kuma ka rage kudin da ka aiko ni dasu? Ai ina ganin the money was in $ not in naira, kuma Cargo din shanu ne fa ka aiko ni da su ko ka manta ne?

Don Allah inason ka dage ka hada mu fada da Ummita, nasan Fulanicious ce ta saka, saboda haka ba wani abu.

Bahaushe dai yana cewa " in ba'a sanka ba to kada a sanka, amma idan an sanka to ka daina buya"

Ina son ka daina wanka mai kamar jirwaye, kafito fili ka gaya wa Ummita cewar kai fa baza ka bata Goron Sallah ba kawai, wasalam wa kitabihi.

Sa'ilin nan ko ka manta cewar ta riga ta daukeni as her right hand man who will be cashing thoz Moniez in dat banki, while she will be relaxing enjoyin her soye-soye
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 22, 2003, 01:39:25 AM
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Don Allah inason ka dage ka hada mu fada da Ummita, nasan Fulanicious ce ta saka, saboda haka ba wani abu.

Bahaushe dai yana cewa " in ba'a sanka ba to kada a sanka, amma idan an sanka to ka daina buya"

Ina son ka daina wanka mai kamar jirwaye, kafito fili ka gaya wa Ummita cewar kai fa baza ka bata Goron Sallah ba kawai, wasalam wa kitabihi.

La'ila! Fulanicious kina ji? Hausanicious na cewa wai kece kike ziga ni, ki nuna mishi cewa ke fulanice mana? in dauko miki goran ki ne?

ummita kuma kada ki yarda hausaniciouc dai ya zama obstacle game da kyautar da nayi miki, ke ma dai kin gani.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 22, 2003, 01:07:45 PM
Fulanicious ko Kadonicious ???

Muda! a kado woman can not hit me with a Gora and make impact on me. I hope she knows what Kado means. She has never made any post in Fulatanci neither in Hausa, irin as in Hausa-Fulani.

Beside that, I know that both of U can not escape the subject matter, so plz tri and give our sis ummita her Gifts kunji ko?

Muda! kaima kasani if really U do sent those gifts U wouldn't say it out. So ai a kokarta a mika mata.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Aydee Fella on November 22, 2003, 05:59:53 PM
QuoteFulanicious ko Kadonicious ???

lol
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Aydee Fella on November 22, 2003, 06:03:43 PM
QuoteGoto the rich Arabs.

Makyau sarki im ba maikudi kusa.
o boy na only u take liover put picture charlie u try wo!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: al_hamza on November 22, 2003, 07:30:12 PM
OH MAN!
WHEN I READ THE TOPIC, I WAS ALMOST SCARED THAT HER DREAM MIGHT HAVE COME TRUE! GOOD MERCIFULL GOD!
(SHE WANTS TO MARRY A KANO GUY)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 23, 2003, 07:19:42 PM
what do u mean she has ze intention of marrying a Kano guy? what a gulma Al-HAmza!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2003, 02:51:29 PM
Assalamualaikum,
I hope everyone had a great eid celebration and feast. Ummitah I really admire the way you came out pop and clear and requested money ;D. Haka ake so straight fowardness . Ok I have a cheque of ?800,0000 which is only a deposit and I will send you a total sum of ?"uncountable" dollars into your account by noon. Ummitah I would also like you to accept and sign some documents which will automatically make a part of the land I owe in Aso villa yours. I would also like to inform you all that on behalf of ummitah I have also decided to give each and everyone of you the total amount of $50,000. Please accept this little sum of money and use it for your miscellaneous needs. I remain the humble merchant
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on November 24, 2003, 06:07:28 PM



                       DREAMS!!!!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on November 24, 2003, 09:00:28 PM
QuoteFulanicious ko Kadonicious ???

Muda! a kado woman can not hit me with a Gora and make impact on me. I hope she knows what Kado means. She has never made any post in Fulatanci neither in Hausa, irin as in Hausa-Fulani.

Beside that, I know that both of U can not escape the subject matter, so plz tri and give our sis ummita her Gifts kunji ko?

Muda! kaima kasani if really U do sent those gifts U wouldn't say it out. So ai a kokarta a mika mata.

QuoteSallanicious, Delicious and fruitiuos Sallah meals?


SIGHHH
anda fulfulde
Barki Allah, kaludoo hebbitini reduma.....

dont worry , si Allah jaby, mi do ante....MASIN masin
to jomirawo.......baba Pullo and mama Pullo...what else i need to be pullo kuma?

Joni...I want u to recognize...nigga..recognize...

as for hausa language...come put me in jail.... :P


ps...is Kado a bad thing? ?? u so ignorant and a tribalist...

go tuba!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on November 24, 2003, 09:02:38 PM
UMMITA....WHERE IS L PAPI ..HES THA MAN FOR THIS KINNDA THING..DONT U TINK?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on November 27, 2003, 02:19:00 PM
Jambandu!

A big Thanx goes to Mallam Hausanicious 4 encouraging his Junior sister Fulanicious to made a post in her own vanicular 4 da 1st tyme.

I hope U did not consult anybody b4 U made it, cos in ur post U sighed 1st b4 U continue.

Lest I forget, am not a tribalist coz I don't condemn anybody's language, but am only emphasizing my own lang. To your notice pls, most northerners be U Hausa or Fulani they called us Hausa-Fulani, so nobody got to take u to even a Polis Steshon talkless of Jel.

By the way who is Joni? my realicious name is Hausanicious, OK?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2003, 11:03:58 PM
hahahhahaha JONI is a fulde word!!!!! hahahahahah
hahahha
haha
hh
ha
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Aydee Fella on November 28, 2003, 11:27:56 PM
haha kado ! hes a kado! he would neva grab
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 28, 2003, 11:46:32 PM
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SIGHHH
anda fulfulde
Barki Allah, kaludoo hebbitini reduma.....

dont worry , si Allah jaby, mi do ante....MASIN masin
to jomirawo.......baba Pullo and mama Pullo...what else i need to be pullo kuma?

Joni...I want u to recognize...nigga..recognize...

as for hausa language...come put me in jail.... :P


ps...is Kado a bad thing? ?? u so ignorant and a tribalist...

go tuba!





only Allah knows how bad ze insult is, so whoeber is ze ferson pulanicious is repering 2 i'm bery sorry!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on November 29, 2003, 10:28:39 PM
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only Allah knows how bad ze insult is, so whoeber is ze ferson pulanicious is repering 2 i'm bery sorry!


      kai muda u be catalyst ko
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: ummita on November 30, 2003, 12:45:17 PM
 Ok! a seriously......Am donating the money for charities, start sending!!!! :'( ::)

More so, two active gentlemen from k-online sent money wont mention names, but I tank u gentlemen, so for those that have the intentions of sending......am still accepting!!!!.

Baruti,G-naka,Mudacris,Fella,Hausanicious/Fulanicous & Nura Dari [Is it Dari as in money :o ], can u all speak in in money plzzzzz. Do not just tlk.....JUST SEND!!!!.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on November 30, 2003, 07:13:55 PM
mudacricious....mycious homycious!!!!  the devil can go on a holiday in the bahamas wit u around!!!!....  ;) ;) ;)

leave me and my hausanicious brother alone... we started this and we will finish this.....

plus i got nothing but luv for him.....going to da extend of going for a feminine name like hausanicious......hez mah homey!!!!

husanicious........fulanicious's homeynicious...
lolicious!!!!!!!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on November 30, 2003, 07:22:29 PM
heyyy i heard hausanicious was gonna drop a check of 800 BIG ONES!!!!!!!!

and i also heard from da good fella that mudacris went back to the army to gather more dough inorder to topple the amount Hausanicious is shootin......

   ***.....dont say u heard it from me.....***
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 01, 2003, 02:05:32 PM
Quote Ok! a seriously......Am donating the money for charities, start sending!!!! :'( ::)
OLE, BARAWO, THIEF!!! ;D

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More so, two active gentlemen from k-online sent money wont mention names, but I tank u gentlemen, so for those that have the intentions of sending......am still accepting!!!!.

AND YOU DIDNT EVEN CALL TO TELL ME TALKLESS OF ME HAVING A CUT :o HEY MEETAH OYA TELLU US WHOM DEY BE?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 01, 2003, 02:14:01 PM
Nidai Ummita as much as I lovy you, me cant afford money am too poor. But I just got the cutest guy who went on auction and I bidded him for you for two cents. He will serve as a twenty four hour statute in your house. He does look like vin diesel though ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 01, 2003, 02:15:47 PM
I meant Statue (am still learning how to spell CAT ::) so make wuna no point that spelling mistake)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 01, 2003, 11:17:07 PM
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mudacricious....mycious homycious!!!! ?the devil can go on a holiday in the bahamas wit u around!!!!.... ?;) ;) ;)

leave me and my hausanicious brother alone... we started this and we will finish this.....

plus i got nothing but luv for him.....going to da extend of going for a feminine name like hausanicious......hez mah homey!!!!

husanicious........fulanicious's homeynicious...
lolicious!!!!!!!




habacious mycious homeycious Fulanicious, how can u hada me with ze debil? i'm just an angel in disguise trying 2 tell u guys 2 do ze right thing at the right time.

And ze lobe zat u r saying exist between u and hausanicious me i no understand o...exflane froferly.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 04, 2003, 04:32:22 PM
Quotehaha kado ! hes a kado! he would neva grab



Well Mr Fella!

I know that maybe U r not Kado, but I want 2 ask 1 kwestion

Are U son of ?FELA, the former Afro Juju Musician? ::) ::) ::)

kaga sai in sani kado ne ko fulani ne ko bayarbe ne kai

[/quote]
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: kilishi on December 06, 2003, 07:06:10 PM
OK SINCE IS OUR AMIABLE UMMITA WE WILL TRY AND ARRANGE SOMETHING,HOPE NOTHING IS MUCH,'COS WE ARE SENDING A BIG AMOUNT OF MONEY
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 06, 2003, 07:34:59 PM
kai, una like money 2 much, zat is y hausanicious intercefted ze money i humbly sent bia him...it's a fity por u kano onliners, money mongers ::)...subhanallahi! me i know like money like zis.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: ummita on December 07, 2003, 01:40:40 AM
As I said the money will go to (CHARITIES) ::)

KILISHI Allah bless u. A big sisterly hug. Allah yeryi miki Alberka. & 4 d rest of u............ ::) if u want prayaz, toh ku aiker der kudi din, am still acceptin its neva too late koh?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: zezezee on December 07, 2003, 12:24:47 PM
give us the account details........we shall send the $$$$$$( ko kuma mu sace  8)) ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on December 07, 2003, 03:44:56 PM
QuoteAs I said the money will go to (CHARITIES) ::)

Which kind charities.............we know where the money will go........................














right into ummita's purse.......... ;D







oh, please, ummita let me be your friend when u get all the money ;D ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 13, 2003, 12:34:14 PM
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oh, please, ummita let me be your friend when u get all the money ;D ;D[/color]


Kai gogannaka!

Which kind fastness r u trying to do?

It seems u r not updated yet. Don't u know that she is already engaged to one legend K-onliner?

Am I lying ummita? in karya nake to kizo ki musanta!

Ok goga go to ?this topic below:

"ANY QUESTIONS ?ABOUT K-ONLINERS PLZ ASK HERE? "

and look at the debate Ummita is doing with Humrah and carefully analyse, kaji ko!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on December 13, 2003, 07:01:49 PM
Hausanicious, I was just trying to help Ummitah spend the monies realised......we r goin to send it to "charities" ko Ummitah? ;)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 14, 2003, 02:40:20 PM
Ah toh gogannaka!

Its better da kayi ma kan ka kiyamul-Laili.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: ummita on December 15, 2003, 06:38:37 PM
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Kai gogannaka!

Am I lying ummita? in karya nake to kizo ki musanta!

Ok goga go to ?this topic below:

"ANY QUESTIONS ?ABOUT K-ONLINERS PLZ ASK HERE? "

and look at the debate Ummita is doing with Humrah and carefully analyse, kaji ko!


LIER LIER PANTS ON FIRE..........she laffs
Hausanicious puhleeeeeeez!!!! this na kiddy gamesun.............
Waziri is mah big brother & mah big brother he shall remain.............and I am his sista & his sista I will remain. c ur mouff lyk debate............c ur head ::) lyk mah own.(she laffs)

Gogannaka Allah bless u & 2 inform all of u.........there will b donations 4 kanoonlyn howeva I am 2 take care of d monetary transaction if u guys dont du it 4 charity u myt du it 4 kanoonlyn odawise send ur donations 4 Allahs sake....... & if any1 is not sendi anything, that pessin betta hush ::)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 15, 2003, 08:06:20 PM
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LIER LIER PANTS ON FIRE..........she laffs
Hausanicious puhleeeeeeez!!!! this na kiddy gamesun.............
Waziri is mah big brother & mah big brother he shall remain.............and I am his sista & his sista I will remain. c ur mouff lyk debate............c ur head ::) lyk mah own.(she laffs)

::)

Ummita!

I know that U r feeling shy. Why don't u just come out and say your wish out. You like my hommie Waziri, so don't deny it.

Pls go and answer Humrah the question she asked you, and she said u should be specific.

Whether Waziri is ur bro or not marriage can take place. Dama kanin ki zaki aura
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on December 15, 2003, 08:58:54 PM
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..... & if any1 is not sendi anything, that pessin betta hush ::)
To hausanicious kaji fa what she said :-X.So pls just send what u'll send and stop all the wayo..........remember the money "realised" (if ever) will be given to "charities"..... ;)

Where' zezezee ma sef?An yi maganar kudi kayi shiru ko :-X
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: zezezee on December 15, 2003, 10:33:37 PM
g-naka i did not keep quiet....but instead have been beggin our sister to give the account details.....which she wouldnt for reasons best knwn to herself.. where is she?????? ???
anywayz, i'll be here waiting for the info
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: ummita on December 16, 2003, 01:55:54 AM
A'a Hausanicious leave me alone wo!!!! u c that kind of kinda stuff doesnt work 4 me & that kind of "d boy is mine" things is not one of mah priorities in lyf its not even d least of it!........so go rest(she laffs). Dnt worry I will give u d silent treatement

Gogannaka Allah bless u!!! u will receive anoda blessin.........Zeezee emm which one u dey? :-/

IN D MAIN TYM HONESTLY IF U DNT START SENDIN I WILL PUT A CURSE ON ALL OF U. OR HAVE U ALL NOT BEEN INFORMED THAT IN MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESIONS I OWN A RIFFLE & A 300.34 LOADED PISTOL ::) ::) HAUSANICIOUS DNT MAKE ME POINT IT OUT ON YOUR FOREHEAD ::)(*hiss*)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2003, 07:40:17 PM
QuoteIN D MAIN TYM HONESTLY IF U DNT START SENDIN I WILL PUT A CURSE ON ALL OF U. OR HAVE U ALL NOT BEEN INFORMED THAT IN MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESIONS I OWN A RIFFLE & A 300.34 LOADED PISTOL ::) ::) HAUSANICIOUS DNT MAKE ME POINT IT OUT ON YOUR FOREHEAD ::)(*hiss*)

Tashin hankali matan dansanda ta haifi armed robber, ummita yanzu kuma threats ne? You say charity dey neva give, you say donation dey neva give, u said because of God dey neva give, baybee gul yaci ace kin dago zancen, in banda misers da pack of marowata me aka tara anan ;D U know what ever I have is yours and WHAT EVER YOU GET WILL BE MINE RIGHT? Our distance is not a problem, zaniya zuwa har umuahia wajenki ai

Atoh kanoonliners kunki bata goron sallah ba dole yariya sa sako bindigaba. Ummita cikin ido Hausanicious zaki harba bindigan ko dayake if you do that you wont get the money its better to attack and threathen den as you said ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: gogannaka on December 18, 2003, 02:01:35 AM
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Gogannaka Allah bless u & 2 inform all of u.........there will b donations 4 kanoonlyn howeva I am 2 take care of d monetary transaction







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Gogannaka Allah bless u!!! u will receive anoda blessin.........


Kaaaii ummitah all dis blessing me i no understand o ::)Abi till i come out openly ne ..OYA WHERE IS MY SHARE OF THE BARKA DA SALLAH? ::) I like the blessing(Ameen) but i like the kola as well....me too i be charity...
Wayo girl!!!!!!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 18, 2003, 11:41:06 AM
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in banda misers da pack of marowata me aka tara anan ;

Ummita cikin ido Hausanicious zaki harba bindigan ;D


Cin danko har da su kaza?

And kuma U hafsy dama kema Miser ce & marowaciya? cos thats what u said and I quote.
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 18, 2003, 10:59:16 PM
Just give her the money my frein (marowaci kawai) or you berra sharrap diya! ::) Hausanicious di man di man :P, I dey trowey salute ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 19, 2003, 07:23:58 PM
QuoteHausanicious di man di man :P, I dey trowey salute ;D


Sure!!!!!!!!!!

Are u sure am di man di man? :o :o :o
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 21, 2003, 03:18:43 PM
*Hiss* of course not! Who dash monkey banana ::) :P
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: zezezee on December 23, 2003, 12:27:29 AM
u these 2!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 23, 2003, 04:19:10 PM
e b like say 2 feofle want 2 take adbantage op zis fost, Admin...where u dey?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on December 26, 2003, 08:51:30 PM
Quote*Hiss* of course not! Who dash monkey banana ::) :P


Na God dash Monkey banana ;D ;D ;D

Harma dake God zai iya bani!!

Koyaya kuka ce Zezezee, Mudacriss, Ibro2g!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Ihsan on January 25, 2004, 08:00:04 PM
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Na God dash Monkey banana ;D ;D ;D

Harma dake God zai iya bani!!

Koyaya kuka ce Zezezee, Mudacriss, Ibro2g!
hehehe...ay ni ban taba ganin wannan ba sai yau...ehem...dama dai hausanicious kace kana ciki ne...shine ake ta wannan 'yar tsokanar... ;D
Allah ya bada zaman lafiya
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Saif-e- on January 26, 2004, 12:33:39 AM
I'm sending you a cow via email so;Enjoy it;and Happy Eid el Kabir!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hausanicious on January 26, 2004, 02:43:04 PM
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hehehe...ay ni ban taba ganin wannan ba sai yau...ehem...dama dai hausanicious kace kana ciki ne...shine ake ta wannan 'yar tsokanar... ;D
Allah ya bada zaman lafiya

Ihsan kin faye tsokanar fada ko? ;D
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on January 26, 2004, 04:49:43 PM
UMMITA LET ME JOIN YOU. WE WOULD LIKE ALL MEMBERS TO PLEASE SEW BRAND NEW CLOTHINGS PREFAREBLY LACES & DYED BROCADES, SHOES AND BAGS WELCOME..........ANTHING SPECIA PLEASE DONATE WE ARE GOING TO KENYA TO DONATE EID CLOTHES FOR PEOPLE AND MONEY IS HIGHLYYYYYYYYYYYYY ACCEPTED BY ME AND IT WILL GO TO THE HAFSY SHOPPING BAG CHARITY ORGANISATION MAKE YOUR DONATIONS SALLAH IS FAST APPROACHING
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on January 26, 2004, 08:42:24 PM
U guys r suffose 2 b plannin' Babygals coming wedding instead op Bepping around.....*mitssssssss*
Title: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on November 02, 2005, 10:53:32 AM
ON BEHALF OF MY COUSIN WHO IS AWAY ON A TRIP, SHE HAS ASSIGNED ME TO INFORM FELLOW DEAREST MEMBERS OF KANOONLINE ONLINE, TO KHOLLECT ALL EID PRESENTS. DUE TO MY GOOD FAITH, I REQUEST YOU GUYS NOT TO BOTHER ABOUT SENDING GOODS ONLY YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU KNOW (MONEY!) PREFARABLY BECAUSE ITS THE SIMPLEST FORM OF A GIFT. THOUGH IF NO INCONVINIENCES WILL BE CAUSED ALL SORTS OF ASSORTMENTS IS WELCOMED. I HAVE DELIVERED ALL EID PRESENTS TO ALL K-ONLINE MEMBERS.

DAN-KAUYE YOU SHOUNDLNT HAVE CALLED THANKING ME THIS MORNING FOR YOUR GORON SALLAH, AI ITS NOTHING WE ARE ALL ONE FAMILY HERE.

SO START GIVING EVERYONEEEEEEEE :evil:  
Title: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: ajingi on November 20, 2005, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"ON BEHALF OF MY COUSIN WHO IS AWAY ON A TRIP, SHE HAS ASSIGNED ME TO INFORM FELLOW DEAREST MEMBERS OF KANOONLINE ONLINE, TO KHOLLECT ALL EID PRESENTS. DUE TO MY GOOD FAITH, I REQUEST YOU GUYS NOT TO BOTHER ABOUT SENDING GOODS ONLY YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU KNOW (MONEY!) PREFARABLY BECAUSE ITS THE SIMPLEST FORM OF A GIFT. THOUGH IF NO INCONVINIENCES WILL BE CAUSED ALL SORTS OF ASSORTMENTS IS WELCOMED. I HAVE DELIVERED ALL EID PRESENTS TO ALL K-ONLINE MEMBERS.

DAN-KAUYE YOU SHOUNDLNT HAVE CALLED THANKING ME THIS MORNING FOR YOUR GORON SALLAH, AI ITS NOTHING WE ARE ALL ONE FAMILY HERE.

SO START GIVING EVERYONEEEEEEEE :evil:  










You again?.............. :twisted:  last year u did the same tin, but u didn't share the money with your collegues.................. me i no go give u :lol:  anything......
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: ummita on October 09, 2007, 05:26:45 PM
Hello every1.............

As u r all aware Ramadan is inches ova d coner and Eid is just round d corner. So I would like to make an official announcement, to my dear n beloved freinds.........:

I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE THAT I'M NOW READY AND ALREADY IS ACCEPTING GIFTS, CASH AND CHEQUES. AVOID THE EID RUSH,SEND IT NOW VIA BANK. BANK DETAILS (SORT CODE & ACCOUNT NUMBA AVAILABLE ON REQUEST) ALL MONIE CURRENCIES ACCEPTED.

I hav sent ur Eid gifts 2 God, the most high to bless u & grant you watsoeva u desire.......

So whose first....?

Drop a name & specify the gift u wanna giv 2 whicheva member u choose.....
but I cant help not being selfish.....mine shud b d biggest n d best (she laffs).......
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: ummita on October 10, 2007, 03:11:56 PM
Came bck 2dy.....all smiles.....hopin to see lots & lots of it!!!....

Masu ROWA kawai!!!! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: Dan-Borno on October 10, 2007, 08:00:29 PM
                                  WIRELESS TRANSFER No. 3400122176442

Recipients ID:      Ummita Kanoonline.com
Place of Receipt:   Barzakh City Bank - Main Branch
Date:                  00/00/0000

Details:

The sum of One Million Eight Hundred and Fourty Eight Thousand Ujur is
(=U=1,848,000) being sent to the above named beneficiary to be signed
and collected by the same person with above name and any other identification.

Details of Sender:

Name:                 Dan-Borno Kanoonline
Location:              Entransit to Barzakh City
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 13, 2007, 09:45:41 PM
Ah Meetah, DONT TELL ME THAT YOU HAVENT SEEN THE COUPLE OF COWS I SENT AND A HERD OF GOATS? THEY WERE MOVED IN A TRUCK ACCOMPANIED BY 3 BAGS OR RICE, A BAG OR SUGAR, A BAG OR CORN AND 2 BAGS OF MILLET FOR YOUR TUWON MASARA, INFACT THE DRIVER HAS A BROWN BAG WHEREBY IN THE ZIPPED SIDE POCKET OF THE BAG IS A WHITE ENVELOP THAT CONTAINED SEVERAL NNAIRA NOTES FOR YOU IMMEDIATE NEEDS. R U TELLING ME THAT THEY HAVE BEEN STOLEN OR HIJACKED? i HOPE NOT, I JUST HOPE NOT!
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: waduz on October 24, 2007, 10:05:02 AM
Kai lallai fa, gifts are pouring in from left, right and center! Shudnt be left behind even though its after sallah now, may be it can be used for the Sitta. Fateez, please have one kwalin ashana cike da suga, one big garwan manja empty and the sum of an amount to materialize after collecting my yet to be approved leave grant. Yes, u cab share it with all, especially shi manjan, don kowa ya sami taba jan miya lokacin bude baki. ::)
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:01:52 AM
 I noticed a lot of stingy, penny-pinching, tightfisted people are full on this board with the exception of Dan-Maiduguri & Mudacris ONLY. I hope you got my thank you messages too. 

G-naka, Fateez, Kitkat, Husna, IBB, Myself Mlbash and Hafsy: (keh dama, dat is ur trademark-stingy! Pessin b even countin grain of rice b4 she serves her guest. Abi I lie? I lie? Munzo da idonmu gidenki mun geni ai) >:(. And for those that have names registered here I am just surprised that common kobo wuna no fit dash! Kai, parsimonious people kawai! Kuna karba albashi kun makaleh! Baku iya fiter dah Zakkah bane?! And tomorrow you will be here on pretentious grounds saying there's one big family here.

Allah ma ya fada kada mutum kadah yeyi rowa....!!!!! So again I put my request forward, GORON NA SALLAH start providing........my account details to follow curtly. All monies accepted, any denomination whether cash-in, cheques, electronic wiring or gifts. For those who have a preference to give me gifts, ;D make sure u familiarize yourself with my likes n dislikes. From d Admin down to any member who has just joined in now, goron na sallah naku, ku kawo!!!


Am givin ONLY 3 persons Eid gifts too......names 2 follow shortly
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 04:32:51 AM
Quote from: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:01:52 AM
and Hafsy: (keh dama, dat is ur trademark-stingy! Pessin b even countin grain of rice b4 she serves her guest. Abi I lie? I lie? Munzo da idonmu gidenki mun geni ai) >:(.
Ban so tonan asiri. ;D

Quote from: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:01:52 AM
From d Admin down to any member who has just joined in now, goron na sallah naku, ku kawo!!! [/color]
Since Mudacris, Dan-Borno and Waduz have donated their goron sallah allow us to open a collection point for all the monies. Ko ya kuka gani?

MADAM YOU WILL DISSAPPEAR AND GO AWOL FOR A LONG TIME FROM THE BOARD, AND WHEN EID IS AROUND THE CORNER YOU WILL CARRY YOURSELF SHAMELESSLY AND GET BACK BEING ACTIVE
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: sdanyaro on December 16, 2007, 03:23:20 PM
Quote from: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:01:52 AM
Allah ma ya fada kada mutum kadah yeyi rowa....!!!!! So again I put my request forward, GORON NA SALLAH start providing........my account details to follow curtly. All monies accepted, any denomination whether cash-in, cheques, electronic wiring or gifts. For those who have a preference to give me gifts, ;D make sure u familiarize yourself with my likes n dislikes. From d Admin down to any member who has just joined in now, goron na sallah naku, ku kawo!!!


Am givin ONLY 3 persons Eid gifts too......names 2 follow shortly[/color]
ummita Kai ko k'afa, koko Kai da K'afa 'r agon kike so?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 16, 2007, 04:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 04:32:51 AM

MADAM YOU WILL DISSAPPEAR AND GO AWOL FOR A LONG TIME FROM THE BOARD, AND WHEN EID IS AROUND THE CORNER YOU WILL CARRY YOURSELF SHAMELESSLY AND GET BACK BEING ACTIVE

LOL....Hafsy "Iron" Lady kenan. I trust you, the Vicious One but take am easy o a'a, na ummita fa! Besides no be true? Abi you want make i spill?
Title: Re: EVERYONE THIS IS D MOMENT I BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
Post by: MySeLf on December 17, 2007, 11:31:36 AM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 04:32:51 AM
MADAM YOU WILL DISSAPPEAR AND GO AWOL FOR A LONG TIME FROM THE BOARD, AND WHEN EID IS AROUND THE CORNER YOU WILL CARRY YOURSELF SHAMELESSLY AND GET BACK BEING ACTIVE

I concur hafsy....
Ummita mungane wayon :P And If u think Is not true then U send us the goran sallah first.. lol