Ladies And Gentlemen, I am here to tell you a story I dont know about...before I start, I'd like to let u all know that this meeting is for men only, but men are not allowed. There will be too many sits to sit on so we have to sit on the floor. Good, Now for my story...
There were two ancient friends who stood up from their graves. They drew out their swords and shot each other... a deaf policeman heard them and came to the scene where they are still standing.
Ollon...If u think my story is a lie, ask the blind man and the blind woman, they saw it too. ;D
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Well Ibro let me be the 1st 2 welcome u to the unemployed community :D :D :D
"i seeee".... said da blind man.. :-/
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so..............wat then
A very good story huh?
nice, very good, excellent. ;D
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This just in Twinkle has lost her stars
let me guess, u r the deaf policeman rite??
I suppose so...you know what I can also hear: I hear your brother and ur wife making out in the closet, u might wanna check?
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You dont know mi...I guess this is a big misunderstanding, coz I don't know you, you overgrown moron, Yeah I'm talking to u, IBBuruku. No one is leaving here xcept for u, ya dumb ninkampu. I dont wanna burst your sperm head out in the public but mah beef is, I cant stand seeing all those miserable men who are either shy or scared of women, who neva go along wid women, who dont have enough balls to go after 'em begin thinking women are shyt or som`n. Whats the matter, are they too much for you, Oh shyt, u are neva gonna be wanned boiz, both u and that error friend of yours, you are all made up of errors, and obviosly u are all zeros....so stop thinking like (so called)heroes, you want a revolution, Oh shyt, your idiocity is beyond contestaion, what you need is a revealation, coz no priest on earth could deliver you from your insanity. One piece of advice, you gotta put yourself together man, quit wacking yourself and go get a gurl...a real gurl, I aint talking about porno mags. And another, just because u cant get som`n doesnt mean u wont have it, oh shyt, in ur case it might be true, coz the way u move, u`ll neva get anione. You better stop acting like one retarded maniac, though I know its ur nature. You wanna be an armaggeddon lord, some sort of d**ner, comon men, get real...u r no longer 10 yrs old...this is not power rangers. If you wont grow up ama break your head wid a sledge hammer, bet it'll do ur mommah much good, coz she mentioned cant standing ur insanity, lets face the reality, u are a digrace to the male gender, worse yet to Humanity as a whole, but everything gets worse: being a fool that doesnt know it...what an attitude. Do mi a favour, just shut up before I wrap you up, and burn u up, if u dont take this easy, u gonn lick your brains off. Ama leave this here...for now, before I go, please dont be stupid again okay. I'll appreciate it if u use ur head next time before speaking.
Haba ibro ya kake shirme. Some 1 who is shy or scared of women dont treat them like shit ai.
I will tell u how to identify person who s either shy or scared of girls and have none. lets use this forum for example, why have nt you seen much posts from guys , cuz they have alot of thins to do, spend time wit their women and at leisure time, logon to k-online, read and post wat they want to. Kunga ko oga admin made just 46 posts, cuz he s got thins to do,he s got his wife to-(kungane ai)...and he who couldnt get him self a girl is the person who commits his whole life to k-online, tryin to get som cyber-girls, postin garbage, headin from senior to a super member (kunga shirmen da ibro yake postin a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT dinnan ko).
I know u will be lil heart broken if I tell u this man, but I just have to, your 2 girls who left (ummita & ihsan), we didnt send them off. Kasan they were once like u, but they just got themselves REAL-GUYZ, who must have been talking much of their time. amma kar ka damu ,they might hola @ u when eva they remember the poor boy. Man I donno know if I can RE-Give u same advice u gave to a wrong person. Get ur seft a real girl, and she ll make u worry-less bout hittin the super member wit nonsense messenges.
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yo check that out. what a dis oh what a dis man error u can dis.
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haba..error.. u no go eat big?.. kai kuma IBB dont add fuel! kayi wa error fada!
tsk tsk tsk. Even after I told em to use thier heads....huh! :-/
Ok, so u decided to be alil more serios....thats impressive, but wait, u talking about real guyz, real chickz, come on, use ur head, u think the internet is just about meeting gurls, or is that all that is important to u online? Thats a pity coz u are missing all the information we are getting.
Wanna take K-online as an example? The general board is a place where the important issues are being dicussed, I have neva seen ur post, Oh thats because u dont want to discuss that...u r lacking information...no u wanna go to msn chat and get all the gurls u find thats what u call information?, or rather internet. I'm not pushing u, I just though u should know a lil about what k-onliners are doin...and the internet and u should appreciate it. Talking about super member
...hahaha :D :D ;D ;D kaaaaai. I no fit laff. ;D Ah You know urself thats very funny. Be honest, if u have read your post twice or thrice again u would have neva put that up, nah u cant be that dumb. :o Talking about public anouncement, do u have a sence of humour?, u cant be that sick either. :o
Ya know, Honestly I'm not here to diss u, what suprises mi is how my post got here....oh error I suppose. The chit chat or should I say, the beefing panel was all a big joke, u took it for real, come on, get down here, u should know better. Just a piece of advice, sharpen ur brain @ k-online, try dicussing religion at the religion panel or health or politics or sports u know anithing realistic, So that when u speak of being real next time, please do act it too.
And IBB, Sh*ge Abba ;), you should thank your lucky stars the beefing panel is shut, haha! za mu hadu ai 8). Dyme queen ama take ur advice, taking the beefs down :).
And shouldn't I remind you both, this is not another beefing panel, okaay. Oh shyt, I write too much, the better for u to understand mi. Kai...haha :D ama kuma wallahi, tsk tsk tsk. Fellaz, get some air to breathe, u r giving others a bad image about mi...please. Dont let mi mean what I said up there. ::)
And ammm....Error (God! get a real name) I just though u might try going into the poetry section, u know. Get a good poem for ur real gurl :-*. Just a friendly thought. ;D ;)
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Sign...........Good lurd.........oh common guys quit this crap........Hausa error plz...dont bring up that bring ur beef wateva here........its ova.....that thread iz ova......besides we was only jokin in there........we left on a notice on d first page statin that none shud take it personal if ya'all think u gat that bad temper.....shudnt even dare go there!!!. Haba Hausa error it was all a joke. Ibro kalm downnnnnnnnnnnn. Common puhleeeeeeeeez who even has tym 2 start arguin onlyn.......dont b lyk them lil boys or girls who always beef onlyn. Its such a crazy thing 2 du.............iz ova, ya'all shud carry on wateva u lyk duin............
but Hausa error being onlyn & not being onlyn has got nefink 2 du with havin a guy or a chick or havin none @ all..........c d thing iz, wen u get bck from karatu....gon bowlin ;)......an dawo done all those bits 'n' pieces ......u know d normal evryday lyf u hardly well some......cant sleep.....so they preoccupy theirselves onlyn......of course therez lyf apart of being onlyn ;)Lyf is grill.............
But on d other hand ,Geez guys kalm down(she shouts in anger) but heck!! I wud hav luved 2 open up a wrestlin ground (she laffs) ok lets b seroius...ryt...where was I?.........yeah......c it aint d end of d world, besides kumaza, start beefin infront of mata.........iz a shame......even though I hav seen major combat infront of mata, but I taut ya'all family........... Whether ya'all know each other or not......b freindly thats all that mattaz. From this post onwards I dont xpect hausa error & Ibro brova, 2 carry onwards. Iz that understoood!!!! Gud ! GUD! C........it aint that bad 2 clear out d air & leave in harmony!!!!!.
One luv onliners.
By d sideways bck 2 Ibrov'z public announcement.....ni I taut u was gon announce sum'en 2 du with ur aure.........saw sum'en else, cuz d way I c it, if u hear bahaushe mentionin public announcement, shud know wat followz afta......That aure stuff......anyways iz all gud, but sum1 brk it down.....didnt get it :-/!!!
Thats the whole Idea of it sis, thats the joke, just a pack of nonsence.... :D ;D ;).....aniwaiz thanks for whateva u put up there, I neva took it personal. ::) 8)
Let NEGRO breath..kai! u guyz kan bug Wallah...
;D ;D ;D peace!! peace!! peace!!! kano-onliners. hajia ummita thnxz for the advice,amma ni dama ba dan rigima bane, and if u dont beleive me ask ibro ;D
............................mohd2G ;D 8)
uuummmm mohd2g that sound familiar
;D yo Ibro ?;D lol i dont think the name of this room fits it. when one hears public announce he xpect to hear things lyk. Obituary or Wedding.
to be honest when i saw this room I thot we lost one of our members.
Guess who come to my mind: Super member (ibro) ko Ummita ko kuma Ihsan cos 2days i have not heard 4rom em :o
anyway safe 8)
QuoteI know u will be lil heart broken if I tell u this man, but I just have to, your 2 girls who left (ummita & ihsan), we didnt send them off. Kasan they were once like u, but they just got themselves REAL-GUYZ, who must have been talking much of their time. amma kar ka damu ,they might hola @ u when eva they remember the poor boy. Man ?I donno know if I can RE-Give u same advice u gave to a wrong person. Get ur seft a real girl, and she ll make u worry-less bout hittin the super member wit nonsense messenges.
::) ::) ::) Puhleezzz, wallahi ko kusa da gaskiya baka kai ba!!! In baka banten bayani...karatu na yafi ye man tsayawa shirme da ku (u and IBB)...
Kaji yadda skool system dinmu yake...we don't have the semester system ;quarter system muke yi (which is barely 2 months for each term)...and how can I pass my courses without studying hard? I am taking 20 credits in 2 months!!! I am an IT student...and that requires much of my time...
*hiss* wallahi na gaya maka da kai da IBB kunyi kadan ku kore ni daga wajen nan!!! kunyi tsululu...ruwan pampo ma yafi ku kauri ?::)
kawai I was away from ma family *sniff* to concentrate more on my karatu...my midterms r coming soon...and I guess u won't see much of me sosai again.
Anywayzz...I might pop in once in a while... but keep this in mind head and tail (error and IBB) than NO ONE....I repeat NO ONE zai iya driving MOI away from ma family... so all that yippys and hurrays su koma ciki ? :P
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to be honest when i saw this room I thot we lost one of our members.
Guess who come to my mind: Super member (ibro) ko Ummita ko kuma Ihsan cos 2days i have not heard 4rom em :o
anyway safe 8)
oh oh...to Ta Allah ba taka...mugun fata lamiri... ya bi mai shi ::)
Kyale mugu kawai. Bakincikinka ya koma ciki kaine zaka mutu ba Ihsan or Ummita ba. God saved you you never mentioned my name. Anyway as long as you say Ummita wallahi ka taboni. Same as Ihsan.
Guys danaga public announcement I taught AUREN DOLEN DA BABAN IBB YANE YAYI ALKAWARI NE AKA FARA ANNOUNCEMENT ;D
nonsiyenz and situvit boy kawai. Don Allah IBB ya isa haka ka kyale Ummita da Ihsan kaga they are halfly back and its so boring without them. Kaji ;) Yawwa good boy (she pokes him with a hidden knife at his back) he responded. Ok Hafsy ai ba komai, yanzu mun zama daya dasu ai.
Ok family hug guys. ;)
Ummita nima dai I taugth Ibro was going to annouce his wedding or something like that :-/
Wazap man? :-/
Oh yes Ihsan dama karatune ya ya tsayar dake, Rannan I heard you and Ummita saying you two are bored off kanoonline ko? DAMA KARYA KUKE BA WANI IBB KO ERROR KAWAI KUN HAU KAN BAYIN ALLAH. Allah sarki. :'( Anyways we all been chilling ;)
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::) ::) ::) Puhleezzz, wallahi ko kusa da gaskiya baka kai ba!!! In baka banten bayani...juna biyu na yafi ye man tsayawa shirme da ku (u and IBB)...
Kaji yadda system dinmu yake...we don't have the 9 months system ;quarter system muke yi (which is barely 12 months for each preg..)...and how can I handle my pregnancy without takin some time off? I am making 20 children in ... years!!! I am ... a mother of 2 and that requires much of my time...
Anywayzz...I might pop in once in a while... but keep this in mind head and tail (k-online memebrs) than NO ONE....I repeat NO ONE zai iya driving MOI away from ma family... so all that yippys and hurrays su koma ciki ? :P
kai haka kike, toh a sauka lafia
;D ;D yo ERROR MOI is back. MOI-moi is back
i thot she said she's gone she aint comin back
now she's sayin no 1 she repeats no 1 can send her out lol. MOI-MOI kenan ;D
Ummita is it u who called MOI-MOI back ko Ibro ne
safe 8)
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kai haka kike, toh a sauka lafia
error kenan...kana bani dariya. To idan ka lauya abunda na fadi ka sake words din, kana zaton original one din dana rubuta ya tafi ne ko kuwa...
wallahi nayi niyyar gaya maka magana but bani da lokacin amma wallahi da sai ka ji a jikin ka!!! idan fa baki yasan me ya fadi bai san abunda za'a mayar mashi ba!
kai kuwa Ibb dama tail ne...error ne head dinka..sai abunda yayi kake yi...dan haka shi bani da lokacin shi ma bare kai!
haba ihsan, ni cewa nayi kawai ALLAH bada sa'ar jarabawa ameen
AL-tafiyatul ya ma'atul kanoonline
WHATEVER!!!
*sniff*.. iz all luv! :'(
ebi lyk say this room go be our neu beef room. since wancan 'Dan-Ibro yake ko sakaleta ya rabu da room din.
Ummita nace ba, wai don Allah mai yasa ake kiran ki Ummita? Ina laifi in ance Ummi amma wani Ummita sai kace jaka, kun san jaka ce zaka ce jakata ko kazata ko kuma godiyata
UMMI-TA, KAZA-TA, JAKA-TA, TINKIYA-TA, ZABUWA-TA.
IBRO= IGBO USE SImultaneous equation to solve it ( I give u a clue use SUBSITUTION method )
Quotehaba ihsan, ni cewa nayi kawai ALLAH bada sa'ar jarabawa ?ameen
AL-tafiyatul ya ma'atul kanoonline
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Quoteebi lyk say this room go be our neu beef room. since wancan 'Dan-Ibro yake ko sakaleta ya rabu da room din.
Ummita nace ba, wai don Allah mai yasa ake kiran ki Ummita? Ina laifi in ance Ummi amma wani Ummita sai kace jaka, kun san jaka ce zaka ce jakata ko kazata ko kuma godiyata
UMMI-TA, KAZA-TA, JAKA-TA, TINKIYA-TA, ZABUWA-TA.
IBRO= IGBO ?USE SImultaneous equation to solve it ( I give u a clue use SUBSITUTION method )
Heyyy dyme....You looking for some one to call a deluded lunatic...well I guess u found one!
IBB & so.........................? Nidai kassam! haters boost ma morale. Nigga..........iz that d least u cud du :-/ Taut u cud du better? Ouch!!! u hav 2 try harder nxt tym bay-bee boi, Things lyk this dont leave me madazz angry :P!!!
In d main tym stay kalm & recollected.
By d way IBB darlin makin TROUBLE aint d fulfilment of ma ambition........mayb urz. (she laffs)
Much luv.
Ihsaneey bay-bee gurl, we iz glad 2 hav u bck 4-real
IBB bari nayi magana. As alot have said, idan anyi jokes you let it assimilate for a little while. Idan ana jokes everytime sai a zama wasan yara. but probably yaranne, ba a hana wasa ba amman kada ya zama shirme.
Ihsan is good to have you back as well.
Ibro wannan public announcement din na zata zanji ance ka zama president din Nija gaba daya.!!!!
Very true when jokes get too much they get boring nima dai I have had enough of the jokes. But some pessimist ppl still take it. Mun gaji, irin wanna sawan iden yayi yawa sai a koma wasan yara as Anwar mentioned.
Haba Anwarrr....da nin president ai yanzu da ba haka ba!
QuoteIBB bari nayi magana. As alot have said, idan anyi jokes you let it assimilate for a little while. Idan ana jokes everytime sai a zama wasan yara. but probably yaranne, ba a hana wasa ba amman kada ya zama shirme.
Ihsan is good to have you back as well.
Ibro wannan public announcement din na zata zanji ance ka zama president din Nija gaba daya.!!!!
Ale Anwar to naji baza 'a kuma ba. (whispered) I hope so cos i cant live without tsokana
If you ant live without tsonaka we cant stand to have tsokana every now and then...............mostly you dont even answer topics you just zoom off and turn the topic into your own shirme ::) Anwar am with you ::)
public announcement
m starting my exams in 3weeks time m requestin for ur Du'a
Allah yasa baza a kama ni ina satar answer
Guyz, Ibb iz in maximum security prison, an kama shi yana stan answer... ;D....lol
lol not yet blaad
IBB what a trouble maker, you have been makin trouble for long, you know what i want you to do for me? i want you to throw off all these JJCs out for the forgotten to come back.
its been so long, i ve forgotten my password datz why i cant log in wit my login name
ayya dan-uwa u should have write ur loggin name may be i will recognize u. how comes u 4get ur password u left it at home n u come 2 internet-cafe koko ya akayi.
rabu dasu (jjcS) i will send em away then sai ka dawo