If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
LOL LOL LOL LOL :D :D :D man u have no idea to what u just did all I can say is sorry cause be the time the women in this place start on ur case u would be wishing u were in IRAQ may GOD be with u
QuoteLOL LOL LOL LOL ?:D :D :D man u have no idea to what u just did all I can say is sorry cause be the time the women in this place start on ur case u would be wishing u were in IRAQ may GOD be with u
lol thats quite true Mallam Venom, but Insha Allah we'll stand in for him domin maganan shi Dusti.
;D ;D ,this is so true, everyword ,and venom sai dai mata su yi fada but sun san maganan nan gaskiya ne :P ,ight lemmi keep :-X b4 ya zama ni ;D.
But iblink this is excellent,absolutely......... ;) ;) ;) ;)
MHHMMMmmmmmm..................
If we unleash on you.....
U will call us ill hearted or jezebel
If we set you free
U will say u pass us power
If we ignore you know
You will say we are not up to task
If iblink writes a thing like this
call him heart broken.....
If we decide to keep quite
You will think we neva noticed...& myt worsen by puttin more
Now wat shud we du?.....Iblink.....(she rises up...streches out a hand) u r welcome 2 d society join a family.....but............eniwez............. :D ;)
::) ::) ::) Uuufff...da an bude baki nothing comes out but WOMEN!! huh?? if they r soooooo what u have said...then why live with them? But don't forget WE are the Mothers, sisters, and wives... 8)
QuoteIf iblink writes a thing like this
call him heart broken.....
Maganar ki karfe Ummita (lol).
Iblink abi na wat? Ogini? wetin she do you this time. You play her nasty now you are accusing every woman. What ummita said is definately your problem. How she go stay with you with so much critism you have on women.
Mhmmm su mallam Venom hadda yan zugi. I don gane anyway serves him right
IBLINK! IBLINK! he he he............
If I say one tin you will surely blink that yuwa eyes. My firen carry your head go ansa query 4 presido. By d subway, whio bi this boy we no go jjc.
True or False. Na you be FUS. NA TOTAL FULSE PULSE. ::)
See you, I go take heart oya you are welcome (amman bada son raina nayi welcomin dinka ba) :P
DEPRESSION LOVER ........NA IBLINK
Broda you are dead right. But what do we do. We have to learn to live with them. And am sure they are also complaining about us but there also nothing they can do as we are all interdependent on one another.
moh yu shud keep ur mouth wot after uve already talk........... nway A BIG FALSE to all that wot do yu think gurls....... mallam moh where have yu been hope its not malaria dai ko coz the last time yu where sayin sometin about malaria signs............. nway c ya
hahahaaaaa.....ma sistazzz ya'll know its true naaaaaaaa LoL!
sha..luts of it was twisted... thus, not makin' much sense :)
wow, its nice to be welcomed ?;D, the women r makin me look like the bad guy here but the brothers know i am just spilin out the facts, ko ba haka ba? LOL. the only lady not affraid to admit it is FyneDymeQueen and i salute ;) her for that, it takes guts LOL
p.s.. i am neva a woman hater
Mutumina, u came to the right place riding the right true topic. Only this compensates me from what the QUEEN did to us. Anyways she admits.
lol.. cuz its kinda true... see, like i get man, ruffneck brotha.. then i meet other fellaz..nice, sweet, mushy.. and i'm like "awww wish he'd be more like that"... thes juss like that.. ni99a start gettin' soft.. then i start wishing he'd go back to his old self... its HUMAN nature.. we never know whut we want... ;D
juss like... when a guy pulls my chair or offers to get meeh one (eg, u dey for library)... then i cup up an attitude, meeh start fronting like..."ni99a, i'm capable"... eh heh... but when a fellaz doesnt offer i'm like "jerk"... 8) so... such is life
Queen, u said it one more tyme. and I guess itz fair enough to say itz so wid guyz too.
Dont u sometimes stop and think about this kind of issues in life and then laugh :D ur brains out???
What a funny world!!!
Quote::) ::) ::) Uuufff...da an bude baki nothing comes out but WOMEN!! huh?? if they r soooooo what u have said...then why live with them? But don't forget WE are the Mothers, sisters, and wives... 8)
:D ;D :D hahaha Now that is som`n to laff about :D
Relax, we apreciate you, our mothers, sisters and wives...friends and u.
I still want to laff
adioz amigoz
Ihsan not to worry majority of dem cant live without women din ai
1/2sy, y do women then say:
" Men, u cant live with them, u cant live without them"
U JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT US!
just admit!
;D ;D ;D ;D
WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up................ Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
< SPAN>LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
bash, how long did it take u to come up with such a result from a very relevant research? i bet almost half a decade rite? we will be on the lookout. ::)
even Albert Einstein, in trying to solve a very long mathematical equation with respect to woman psychology said: "Women, I still cant understand them".
well well well,
who do we have here,
i will like 2 empasize how haffy i waz when i read zis fost, wallahi it was bery interesting wallahi, i like feofle like zis (newguy) zey helf me take care op toup ladies like ummita, fulanicious, dymequeen, 1/2 sy, ihsan and... cant mention zem all, well u cant deny it it 's ze truth, u just habe 2 accept it, ko na yi karya ne ummita? ;D
Salamz,
Mudacris, I didnt @ 1st wan2 say enithing. Ok! since u directly wanted 2 know wat my likely responses wud b & since I have sum tym, lemme reply.......OK! All those statements mentioned, I agreeeeeeee.
Howeva I have some things 2 clear out. well I wont bother with d those statements because men have had every advantage of women in telling their own story, Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands ::)
Women were also brought up 2 believe men were d answers but duh.....they werent, Mudacris here this! men were not even one of d questions :P
& 4 those statements I also disagree because every modern male has, lying at the bottom of his psyche, & a typical modern male is ppl lyk Bash (she laffs).
U know......men & their boring arguments they r so tedious, d will bore u 2 death 4 hrs & hrs b/4 dey admit defeat.......u wait.........@ d end of d day that Bash of a person will finally say otherwise ::)
& finally in a society where men r trully confident of their own worth, women r not merely tolerated but valued. So Oga Muda is there that confidence in u? :P
& finally of course men wud always critise women Men always discuss & talk bout women.........women r soooooo worthy that men, not 2 mention (great philosophist) spend half of their lives juss 2 understand women but yet in an argument with their wifes they always come up with "I JUST CANT UNDERSTAND U ASHLEY"
Take my words Mudacris, ya'all will neva understand some women, but u know women can write chapters & chapters on men :-/ hmmmm how funni!
Oh this is d lyf!!! Things r juss gettin better!!!!(she laffs evil)
QuoteTake my words Mudacris, ya'all will neva understand some women, but u know women can write chapters & chapters on men :-/ hmmmm how funni!
Oh this is d lyf!!! Things r juss gettin better!!!!(she laffs evil)[/color]
make u na open eyes see,and read the words one by one,ummita u don try,although some of the things they said could be true
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Take my words Mudacris, ya'all will neva understand some women, but u know women can write chapters & chapters on men :-/ hmmmm how funni!
ur words habe been taken hajia ummita, and zat is b'cos just like women can seduce men zey can also manufulate 2 win an arguement eben ip zey r not right, zat is y it is dippicult 2 understand zem, i'm i not right ::)
surely, woman is ze devil incarnate!