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Title: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Borg on March 17, 2003, 09:14:47 AM
Sing along to the tune of "If you're happy and you  
know it"  

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.  
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.  
If the terrorists are frisky,  
Pakistan is looking shifty,  
North Korea is too risky,  
Bomb Iraq.  

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.  
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.  
So to hell with the inspections,  
Let's look tough for the elections,  
Close your mind and take directions,  
Bomb Iraq.  

If it's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.  
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.  
They've got weapons we can't see,  
And that's good enough for me  
'Cos it'all the proof I need  
- Bomb Iraq.  

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.  
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.  
If you think Saddam's gone mad,  
With the weapons that he had,  
(And he tried to kill your dad),  
Bomb Iraq.  

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.  
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.  
If your politics are sleazy,  
And hiding that ain't easy,  
And your manhood's getting queasy,  
Bomb Iraq.  

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.  
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.  
Disagree? We'll call it treason,  
Let's make war not love this season,  
Even if we have no reason,  
Bomb Iraq.  
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Venom on March 17, 2003, 12:48:45 PM
Kool post  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: lionger on March 17, 2003, 02:23:16 PM
lol lol nice one  ;D I'm tempted to ask if that is really your work
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Borg on March 17, 2003, 07:51:03 PM
Hehehehehe... wondered why it wasnt in the poetry section?
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Post by: iblink on March 18, 2003, 12:26:38 AM
LOL, very nice post
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2003, 12:44:18 AM
bismillah

Assalamu alaykum to you,
know here is the thing to do.

Indeed that man has gone mad,
the shugaba of Baghdad.

If there are bombs, I wish not to see,
Things of this have no interest to me

A farmer gets what he harvests
This war is fresh picked garbage.  
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Ibro2g on March 18, 2003, 10:51:09 AM
This is the best post ever, borg. And yah, I was wonderoing why it isnt in the poetry section. Dont take it there, you`ll ruin everyones chances of wining ;D ;). Honestly I love this, and like linonger, did u really write that?
Ebrahim hamza?? no comment :-X :-X ???
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Ibro2g on March 18, 2003, 11:47:36 AM
Infact if it is really ur post, I`d like u to permise mi forward this out, coz this is a MUST see.
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Post by: ummita on March 18, 2003, 05:28:36 PM
Borgggggggggg this is d bestest............written up 2 perfection
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2003, 12:27:36 AM
bissmillah,

  Assalamu alaykum and greetings to all. Ibro :D the same to you also. And I only was doing a reply to the post, so do not misunderstand my writing.
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Post by: Blaqueen on March 19, 2003, 01:30:59 AM
lol... its a forward.. came a across it a while ago... LoL!!! its soooooo funny...... make i go memorise 'am.. i get new nursery rhyme to tish ma shildren!
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Borg on March 26, 2003, 08:11:57 AM
Come on doods... wish i was the poet you hoped. Thats why it wasnt in the poetry section  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bomb Iraq!
Post by: Fulanizzle on March 26, 2003, 02:00:25 PM
take it there...its nice but emmm ?u gatta make sure it ur original peace...

other than that try it out
salam