If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
;D
Dyme,U ba!....Infact lemmi juss reserve my commentz :-X .
Creative though,cuz this aint nuttin but fiction :P
I knew it!I knew it!I knew it! Haba i knew u was gonna get back at us ,cos of that other topic on gurls ,all wat u said is not true.
F.D.Q.
SIMPLY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaskiya this is so unfair.UNACCEPTABLE some words might be true but does`nt mean they are legal. everyone has a bad side and...gaskiya ta same mu da kyau. Amma ba komai. Ku yi shiru their time will come...this I promise u.
nice one!!! nice one!!!! thats cool, nice, and definatly true i belive you gal i guess it most be a gal that wrote that is really trues they r difficult. well done gal
Babygal i see u've also joined dem dyme ;D,its ight ya'll should keep dreaming it makes the place soooooo lively.
Dyme ,ruby,etc,u JUSS DEY YARN ,cuz this aint true as i said earlier :P
Yaya ina son dadin gaskiyar ka wallahi. ;) ;D
wot ever u say i belive her n will alwayz do nway all ya peeps hello im new here moh ne ya kawo ni nan n im so im enjoyin it
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dont mind them.... they know its true... welcome babygal :D nice to see ya around
u r most wellcome....but beware of fictions...just like he said.
Quoteu r most wellcome....but beware of fictions...just like he said.
Thankx man ;),just wat i wanted to say.
Babygal,beware......... ;)
A mans gotta do what a man must do!!! I do object and in the same time subject to all that she has putten out
dyme y u know tell her(BABYGAL) meh she go introduce herself to da jjc sectoin;sleepin on duty ko!! nayi chargin nin ki ;D ;D ;D
:-/ :-X ::)
Abdul-maleek har da kai :o :-X ??? ? lallai mallam
Quotedyme y u ?know tell her(BABYGAL) meh she go introduce herself to da jjc sectoin;sleepin on duty ko!! nayi chargin nin ki ?;D ;D ;D
See this wo!Ajayi worker. kai kuma daga ina?FDQ i can see dat uve recruited an assitant.
yeah right very funny
Quotedyme y u ?know tell her(BABYGAL) meh she go introduce herself to da jjc sectoin;sleepin on duty ko!! nayi chargin nin ki ?;D ;D ;D
LoL
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See this wo!Ajayi worker. kai kuma daga ina?FDQ i can see dat uve recruited an assitant.
Nice one man ;) u got the perferct word "AJAYI" :P ;D
kai!! e be like say i go pack watz mine and leave thiz place for Yaya and adee :'( and adee na u start thiz wahala.
i'm out ;) :D
Quotekai!! e be like say i go pack ? watz mine and leave thiz place for Yaya and adee :'( ? and adee na u start thiz wahala.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? i'm out ;) :D
LOL!! e go betta for u ;D
ayya haba yaya :'( i think sey u go pamper sey make i know commot.guess i waz wrong
HUh? pamper u :o ??? man impossible (lol)!!! but on second thought i can if and only if u'll................. ;D ;)
....................i'd say u speak out and say yuwa mind rather than beating about tha bush.
i'm out:D ;)
i no go ansa u ,mallam zancen ka ke so 8) :D
Quotei no go ansa u ,mallam zancen ka ke so 8) :D
to!yaya mii i already know wetin udey yarn.di tin bi sey if u fit give mii permission( aspa senio brotha concern) i fit yarn everybodi tha whole tin.
i'm out :D ;)
Common yaya Moh, give him dat senoirity permission ;) so dat he can spit it out, Kunnuan mu yana kaikayi, make everybody hear ram, aha....................... ;D
Errrrrrrrrrr...Minister of Women Affairs..........Thats a woman..thats a lady tlkin..........U know a womans worth........& u know ur duty. Honour a woman as d minister of womens affairs & give Broda Instig..........d priviledge 2 spill wat has been itchin him in his mouth....he juss cant learn 2 zip it :P
Broda Instig..........wajen Gulma beyar wasa :D ;)
Abdul u see wetin u want cause.
You guys are very funny. Your jokes make me laugh alot
HMM i have all these cramps from laughing!!! its like from the ketchup boi to this.... aww lord of mercy..yall killin me
QuoteAbdul u see wetin u want cause.
kai man i no grab wetin u dey yarn? ???
u keep pushin mi to a tight corner.
today kuma Maleeq, use your instigating techiques and instigate your self now. ;D MAN FIKIN NO GO FIT KUMA NE. NAJI ANCE YA MU SAKA A LALLAI
Yeah its gonna be a week after sallah inshaAllah
Gara ma ko bakin shi zai yi shuru ;D
Aiight no hard feelings. ;) I know sey u go grab ;)
yaya on the contrary i know grab wo??! ??? ???
How u go grab? sai ka ga urself for dakin amarya na then u go grab
lol
Quotetoday kuma Maleeq, use your instigating techiques and instigate your self now. ;D MAN FIKIN NO GO FIT KUMA NE. NAJI ANCE YA MU SAKA A LALLAI
yeah nice of u hafsa(lol)!! gaya mishi dai ;D
Don't mind her she is a copy typist. :D [/quote]
8) word
Yarn me :lol: