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Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: mahmud on May 08, 2004, 02:46:05 PM
hi,
i just came 2 find out dat there lots of scientist in kano,dat it very good of u guyz out there but the question is..................................
:shock:  A girl came 2 my house so i have nothing 2 offer her,"AH"wat a shame,i took her 2 my father's laboratory so i gave her 1mole of pottassium,1mole of iodine and 2moles of sulphur."AH"OOOH" all dis 4 her?i found there all toxic and 4 human consumption."HELP ME PLZ"
   WAT DID I OFFER HER?
Title: nawaoooooooo!
Post by: dan kauye on May 08, 2004, 07:57:21 PM
speechless is d word 4 ya. :!:
Title: Re: help me out pls!!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on May 08, 2004, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: "mahmud"hi,
i just came 2 find out dat there lots of scientist in kano,dat it very good of u guyz out there but the question is..................................
:shock:  A girl came 2 my house so i have nothing 2 offer her,"AH"wat a shame,i took her 2 my father's laboratory so i gave her 1mole of pottassium,1mole of iodine and 2moles of sulphur."AH"OOOH" all dis 4 her?i found there all toxic and 4 human consumption."HELP ME PLZ"
   WAT DID I OFFER HER?

men welks 2 da pamily, u habe ze same name wit me n also some op mah habbit...u did ze right sing ...great!
Title: Re: help me out pls!!!
Post by: figorms on May 08, 2004, 10:04:05 PM
Quote from: "mahmud"hi,
i just came 2 find out dat there lots of scientist in kano,dat it very good of u guyz out there but the question is..................................
:shock:  A girl came 2 my house so i have nothing 2 offer her,"AH"wat a shame,i took her 2 my father's laboratory so i gave her 1mole of pottassium,1mole of iodine and 2moles of sulphur."AH"OOOH" all dis 4 her?i found there all toxic and 4 human consumption."HELP ME PLZ"
   WAT DID I OFFER HER?
man wat u did was to send her to her grave(quick death)lol
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: al_hamza on May 08, 2004, 10:30:16 PM
that was cold blooded murder pal, infact chemical laboratory murder
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: ummita on May 09, 2004, 05:07:55 AM
Simple question, ya'all cudnt ansa, all of u move lemme ansa his question...eheeemmm ehemmmm........*sniff* sniff* cough

***************so easy & simple

*************


***** errr ehemmm I knew it :idea: !!!! gimme a sec I will b ryt bck!
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: figorms on May 11, 2004, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: "ummita"Simple question, ya'all cudnt ansa, all of u move lemme ansa his question...eheeemmm ehemmmm........*sniff* sniff* cough

***************so easy & simple

*************


***** errr ehemmm I knew it :idea: !!!! gimme a sec I will b ryt bck!
mhmm u ran away lol 'll be waitin till hell freezes over.
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: Fateez on May 15, 2004, 02:47:25 AM
Hey Mahmud! What kinda chem. is dis? It's 100% chemically wrong!

Potassium Iodide cannot  react with sulphur!

Where on earth did ya get dat from?....emmm...xcept...

Hmmm...Okay! i think i get it :idea: , Allah ya shirye ka!
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: Negus on May 15, 2004, 02:16:28 PM
sorry oh! ur case is too critical, no suggestions................
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: Ibro2g on May 16, 2004, 12:06:27 AM
Negus uz here again haha!

FAteez uz a guru....I see chemistry in ur future, haha.
  Well, all u gotta do z dig a clean grave at ur backyard n dont let no one know about it. kill ur dogz too. If ur mom asks what it is, tell her its the sand crap u got from the beach thats in transmission. haha. well hope u dont go to jail.
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: gogannaka on May 18, 2004, 04:16:21 PM
The guy said he gave her saliva (kazami kawai)
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on May 18, 2004, 07:16:50 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Hey Mahmud! What kinda chem. is dis? It's 100% chemically wrong!

Potassium Iodide cannot  react with sulphur!

Where on earth did ya get dat from?....emmm...xcept...

Hmmm...Okay! i think i get it :idea: , Allah ya shirye ka!

Ke kuma Fat-Zee, i knew zat u must fut ur mouf in zis ishu, look u scientist always get compused about reacshions, zey say "1 good turn deserbes anoza" and so "1 good reacshion deserbes anozer" ko bahaka ba ne G-naka?

Mahmud iz eben a good boy, da nine i cud habe peed her wit so much salt zat she will b salinated to death!

hahahahahaha!
Title: carry go
Post by: Berlisconi on May 21, 2004, 04:11:01 PM
eyyyyyya bros u no wetin go happen i sink u fit follow am drink the sweet drink den una go meet again 4 dat place cos surely she don begin fack her load dey redi to leave this joint. safe journey ohh bros  :lol:  :lol:
Title: help me out pls!!!
Post by: ummita on May 21, 2004, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: "figorms"
Quote from: "ummita"Simple question, ya'all cudnt ansa, all of u move lemme ansa his question...eheeemmm ehemmmm........*sniff* sniff* cough

***************so easy & simple

*************


***** errr ehemmm I knew it :idea: !!!! gimme a sec I will b ryt bck!
mhmm u ran away lol 'll be waitin till hell freezes over.

Who told you I ran away? Let me answer the question once and for all and prove to you I did not run away. :evil:

*clears throat* ehem* ehem.......eheeeeeeeeeeeem....*coughs*

Na'ammmmmmm, did you guys just hear that? My people, my Goggo is callin me, though I will b bck within a blink of an eye: U know elders come first........right or wrong figorms?

Excuse mehhhhh plz