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Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Berlisconi on May 20, 2004, 11:39:03 AM
Goin 2 bed the  other nyt i noticed people in my shop stealin things i phone the police but was told no one in the area was there to help they said i had to wait for around 2hrs for the next shift to come and help.
I hung up. A minute later i rang again 'hello', i said ' icalld u a monute ago becos there were people in my shed. you dont have to hurry now cos i have shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen polce cars plus helicopters and armed response unit there caught the buglars red-handed.
One of the officers said:' ithot you said you shot them.'
To which i repied:' I thot you said there was no one around.'

Am i not gud? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: dan kauye on May 29, 2004, 08:38:20 PM
LOL.....BERLISCONI...WUDNT IT BE BETTA IF U WAKE UP??? I CANT ONDASTANS HOW U CUD BE DREAMING N POSTING UR DREAM @ DSAME TYME...FIYAW....! MAKE U TANK 4 TUNDA DAN-KAUYE YANA DA ILMIN FASSARA MAFARKI N AMA HELP YA....HERE WE GO.......

TUNDA KANA/KAYI MAFARKIN ANA MA KA SATA A SHAGON KA....DEN DERE R 2 POSSIBLITIES....

KO KAI NE ZAKA YI SATA A WANI SHAGO IN D NEAREST FUTURE(LOL.. :D  :D  :D )....KO KUMA KOKUMA UR TYME DON NEARLY COME.......HAHA U SUD KNOW WAT I MEAN HUH!!!!!!!!! ...BETTA WAKE UP BRO
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: EMTL on May 29, 2004, 08:42:28 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Tell us more were these Italian or Nigerian Police?
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Berlisconi on June 02, 2004, 12:16:37 PM
PLEASE there is this guy that does not know how to write in small letters and speaks  some kind of language i dont really understand he says he goes by the  name "Dan kauye" pls sombody help me tell him to learn to speak ENG. and write in small letters
To the other guy i dont know why u have to ask but sha i will still answer your ques.
first of all what made u think i am either in nigeria or italy and why most it be this two cant you see my profile !!!  :oops:  abeg! no ask me dis kin question  :D   :lol:  :lol:  sorry bros no be my fault the stupid bast**d actually playd a fast one on me every thiing in ma shop is missing i dont know who to blame now is it the police ...wait!!! i think those guys are  fake police or what do you think??  :?:  :?: am confused
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Negus on June 02, 2004, 04:03:01 PM
Ha ha ha  ha, oops! sorry oh................ d great berlis..... ke nan later
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Fateez on June 05, 2004, 04:41:38 PM
Quote from: "Berlisconi"PLEASE there is this guy that does not know how to write in small letters and speaks some kind of language i dont really understand he says he goes by the name "Dan kauye" pls sombody help me tell him to learn to speak ENG. and write in small letters
To the other guy i dont know why u have to ask but sha i will still answer your ques.
first of all what made u think i am either in nigeria or italy and why most it be this two cant you see my profile !!!  :oops:  abeg! no ask me dis kin question  :D   :lol:  :lol:  

Gee..sorry Berlisconi, u seem really smart nd dats why EMTL

just asked u a question. Oky we know u live in "Mars" but if u really asked

all those difficult questions in ur posts, then u must know all, nd if u know

all, then u'll be able to answer his question rite?

Translation: Dan 'Kauye was only tryna be helpful cos he has sum

knowledge of dream interpretation. so if u've gat a problem he'll solve it

Kapish?
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: dan kauye on June 06, 2004, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: "Berlisconi"PLEASE there is this guy that does not know how to write in small letters and speaks  some kind of language i dont really understand he says he goes by the  name "Dan kauye" pls sombody help me tell him to learn to speak ENG. and write in small letters
To the other guy i dont know why u have to ask but sha i will still answer your ques.
first of all what made u think i am either in nigeria or italy and why most it be this two cant you see my profile !!!  :oops:  abeg! no ask me dis kin question  :D   :lol:  :lol:  sorry bros no be my fault the stupid bast**d actually playd a fast one on me every thiing in ma shop is missing i dont know who to blame now is it the police ...wait!!! i think those guys are  fake police or what do you think??  :?:  :?: am confused

hahaha...berlisconi...u dont ondastand my lang?? u neva will....but d thang is u gotta wake up 2 reality....how cud u be so gutsy as in ryting bugos crap here n dere...thankx 2 fateez 4 doing my job...u shud neva 4get he's 4rm KAUYE  n his name na  DAN-KAUYE...no hard feeling  sha.....DA BA'A SAN ASALIN BALBELA BA SAI TACE DAGA MASAR TAKE...juss kidding ...lol but u gotta stop dis holy crap..ya heard???
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Negus on June 08, 2004, 01:48:23 PM
Grow up, haba mana u people should'nt be in this kind of thing try to be nice to one another .............. unleashing each other will take you nowhere later..............................
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: dan kauye on June 13, 2004, 01:16:13 PM
gushhhh....(nodding in disgust).......if only i knew u were living in mars! berlosconi....negus cant u see he's waz trying 2 be hard on me coz i'm "a son of d billage"?...wallahi i waz begining 2 see him lyk twin towers coz he reely got me feeling bin-ladenish....anyways no hard feelings coz i'm here 4 d gud reezn!....peace ya!
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Negus on June 17, 2004, 02:25:24 PM
Thumbs up dan kauye thats the spirit............holla
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: dan kauye on July 05, 2004, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: "Negus"Thumbs up dan kauye thats the spirit............holla



spooky vibe.
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: Aydee Fella on July 05, 2004, 10:01:21 PM
Peoples ? wats goin herrre!
Title: Sounds like a joke!
Post by: sa salati on July 06, 2004, 11:23:27 AM
funny,after all wat do u xpect from dose bunch of good 4 nuttin cops