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Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: jewel(abdulgee22) on July 27, 2004, 01:08:44 PM

REF:

MUDA :
R U SAYING THAT  GILRS R  MATERIALISTIC? WELL DID U GET AN OVERVIEW  ON  GIRLS CHEMISTRY. YOU KNOW
WHY I LOVE CHEMISTRY ? IS A SUBJECT THAT GIVES U A
COMPLETE DEFINATION, STRUCTURE,PROPERTIES,REACTION etc.

1. PERIODIC TABLE:
BELONGS TO THE LAST ROW  OF "ADAMS FAMILY".

2. ATOMIC NUMBER:
  MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF NUMBERS WORLDWIDE AND CONTINUE TO INCREASE DRASTICALLY.

3. ATOMIC WEIGHT:
 REALLY HEAVY.   MOLECULAR FORMULAR .............Ibs.


4.AFFINITY:
HIGH AFFINITY TO MONEY,GOLD,DIAMONDS................ mmmmmm.

5.BOILING AND FREEZING POINT:
   B.P=JEALOUSY(0).
   F.P=(ZERO------------------INFINNTY).

6.VOLATILE:
   TEARS

7.REACTION AND PRODUCTION:
MOST POWERFUL ELEMENT FOR REACTION AND PRODUCTION OF "gossip".

8. STRUCTURE:
CIRCLE WITH NO SIDES (BEAUTIFUL BUT POISINOUS.NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY REALLY WANT????????????????????).

9.CATALYST:
AN EXTREMLY GOOD CATALYST FOR DEPRESSION OF LIFE
AND DISPERSSION OF WEALTH."PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL INCOME REDUCING AGENT KNOWN".

10. RADIOACTIVITY:

ENISTIEN DISCOVERED E=MC^2 HE THINKS THERE IS A LOT OF ENERGY THERE, WELL MA BRO DISCOVER THIS..............................

 GIRLS= INPATIENCE,INCONSIDERATE,NOT SATISFIED,XXMIND,THE GOOD (THEY NEVER REMEMBER) THE BAD AND THE UGLY(TOPING D CHART),AGENES DE CATASTROPHIE,PROMISES(NEVER KEEP),BETRAYAL=THEM,STOKE BROKERS OF THE CENTURY(NYSE)..........................................................&&&&&&&& .

FINALLYY

GILRS=?.

JEWEL OF D NILE............


Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: kitkat on July 27, 2004, 01:45:41 PM
Here we go again.

Za ku jawo mana rigima kenan.   Ina su hafsy ne??
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Indabawa on July 27, 2004, 07:41:21 PM
Hafsy kawai ? Beware of the lib champs.I can already sense their gnashing... and pouting!
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Ibro2g on July 28, 2004, 12:52:08 AM
Ahhhhh.....ok first of all, Jewel, u male or female.
Even if u are male claim 2 be female mah gurl hafcee might be softer on u haha
But all the same bro u got the shyt st8. Indabawa who is lips champs anywayz???
And this is'nt trouble, it stands true until one of the k-online gurls or som1 else prove it otherwise... 8)  :lol:  :arrow:
Title: GOLDA MIER OR CONDOLEEZZA RICE=YSFAH???????????
Post by: jewel(abdulgee22) on July 28, 2004, 09:26:30 AM
KANOONLINERS,


 AMINA OF ZARIA
 BENIZA BUTU
 INDRA GHANDI
 MARGRET THACHARE(IF IM CORRECT, IF NOT CORRECT MOI).
 GLORIA ARROYO
 MIKISAMA TOKOSUKI    
 OPRAH
 MONICA LEWISKY
 AGATHA KRITEIN
 MARIE CURIE


ALL  HAD THE FEMALE TIME

I CAN SEE THAT "HAFSY" IS REALLY A SYMBOL FOR THE "GENDER".
IS SHE THE ONLY PERSON (MALE OR FEMALE)
PICKED TO PROVE THESE CHEMICAL REACTIONS ARE WRONG.

WELL I POSTED TEN POINTS WITH ALL THAT I SEE,HEARD,EXPRIENCE
SO IF IM WRONG THERE IS NO FAULT IN PROVING ME WRONG. IM WILLING TO LEARN FROM HERE TILL "SIN".

THE POST WAS  NOT AGAINST GENDER , IT WAS ................

LIKE U WANT IT TO .......................................??????

IT DOSENT REALLY MATTER IF U R BLACK OR WHITE.
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: EMTL on July 28, 2004, 12:31:49 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
It will be interesting to know what the Chemistry of Mordern Boyz is...
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Bebeji on July 28, 2004, 02:11:49 PM
Wannan magana taka hakika mallan Emtl nima zanso naji chemistry din couter parts dinmu saidai ni ba dan zamani bane irin su.
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 10:57:25 PM
Quote from: "Bebeji"Wannan magana taka hakika mallan Emtl nima zanso naji chemistry din couter parts dinmu saidai ni ba dan zamani bane irin su.

WELL WITH ALL DUE RESPESCT TO "BEBEJI" THEN U R OUT!!!!!!!!

AND SOON

FOR THE BOYS IS DOSENT DEAL WITH CHEMICALS RATHER|???????????

IM COMIN.
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: kitkat on July 28, 2004, 11:27:02 PM
??????? :?
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Indabawa on July 29, 2004, 04:46:18 PM
Quote from: "Ibro2g"Ahhhhh.....ok first of all, Jewel, u male or female.
Even if u are male claim 2 be female mah gurl hafcee might be softer on u haha
But all the same bro u got the shyt st8. Indabawa who is lips champs anywayz???
And this is'nt trouble, it stands true until one of the k-online gurls or som1 else prove it otherwise... 8)  :lol:  :arrow:

Oh my! Ibro2g,so you mean those daughters of eve who are all out to seek for "gender equality",escaped your sniffing curiousty? Well, they would surely lash back by saying you guys, why are you always picking on them? These are the women liberation champs.
Title: Re: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Fateez on August 20, 2004, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: "jewel(abdulgee22)"
REF:

MUDA :
R U SAYING THAT  GILRS R  MATERIALISTIC? WELL DID U GET AN OVERVIEW  ON  GIRLS CHEMISTRY. YOU KNOW
WHY I LOVE CHEMISTRY ? IS A SUBJECT THAT GIVES U A
COMPLETE DEFINATION, STRUCTURE,PROPERTIES,REACTION etc.

oooooh nice!! Chemistry!!![/i]


1. PERIODIC TABLE:
BELONGS TO THE LAST ROW  OF "ADAMS FAMILY".


hehehe Adam's Family eh? well if gals r from Adams family, then guys r also from Adam's fam, infact this means dat girls r like Morticia and Wednesday {Smart & Sensible} and guys r like uncle Fester and Pugsley {yuk!!!}[/i]


2. ATOMIC NUMBER:
  MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF NUMBERS WORLDWIDE AND CONTINUE TO INCREASE DRASTICALLY.


meaning we rule and we rock da world!


3. ATOMIC WEIGHT:
 REALLY HEAVY.   MOLECULAR FORMULAR .............Ibs.


since when did scientist start measuring molecular formular in pounds?[/i]

4.AFFINITY:
HIGH AFFINITY TO MONEY,GOLD,DIAMONDS................ mmmmmm.


ya know, one thing about affinity is dat it doesn't take place if it wasn't offered by a positively charged element, isn't it da guys dat offer da gold and Diamondz?[/i]


7.REACTION AND PRODUCTION:
MOST POWERFUL ELEMENT FOR REACTION AND PRODUCTION OF "gossip".

hmm..u still dey dis world? don't ya know dat this reaction has been reversed, it's now guys dat do da gossiping[/i]

9.CATALYST:
AN EXTREMLY GOOD CATALYST FOR DEPRESSION OF LIFE
AND DISPERSSION OF WEALTH."PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL INCOME REDUCING AGENT KNOWN".

hehehehe, i hope u realise dat a reducing agent gets oxidized, meanin a reducing agent gives out generously, so yeah dat's cool girls r known 4 being generous[/i]
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: beautilicious on August 20, 2004, 03:08:42 PM
nice 1 fateez!!!
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: dan kauye on August 20, 2004, 05:20:39 PM
hahahahah very funny,matta -factly-speaking....i luv evry bit of d drama plzzzzzzzzz keep it flowing,peace y'all
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Fateez on August 21, 2004, 08:27:51 AM
Hehehe?AbdulJewel u shudn?t ?ve done dis, wait till da real Marie Curie

find out dat u r actually using her work against her fellow laidiz! She?d

pro?lly haunt ya so better watch ya back?


Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Fateez on August 21, 2004, 08:40:59 AM
(http://www.ufrsd.net/staffwww/stefanl/chemistry/atom.gif)

CHEMISTRY OF MODERN GUYS

Since guys now have da courage 2 use chem. 2 describe galz, mi 2 I have formed ma own

(1)   Isomerism; they have da same empirical & molecular formula but different structural formula {true guys r all da same except dey come in diff, shapes n? sizes n? colorz. As for Hausa guys, they r isotopes}

(2)   Bonding: guys r like negatively charged ions, all they care about is filling their outermost shells. Dey take ur outermost electrons to form ionic bonds {take away all ur happiness & freedom, selfish and self centered, it?s neva about u always about ?him, himself & wat he did 4 u,?}

(3)   Van der Waals forces; Guys r like molecules with dipole-dipole forces of attraction. {Dey r hooked up wit sum1 but they r still attracted in sum1 outside da r/ship}


(4)   Movement; Guys r like mobile metallic delocalised electrons. always movin from atom 2 atom {Dey neva stay in 1 place, always moving from girl 2 girl without guilty or remorse!}


(5)   State of matter: Guys r like Gases, always in a state of random motion and colliding into each other {They full of ?naci? and then even between demselves they fight n? fight and spread enmity}


(6)   Electrolysis: Guys r like gold plated copper cathodes, They show u their outsides all shiny n? nice, but it doesn?t really belong 2 dem. {(a) like 2 show u dat they r rich & feel sophisticated. give u presents even if u just insulted da hell outta him, but actually it?s not his ride and not his money OR (b) act like an angel on da outside but on da inside he?s a monster {pro?lly worse dan Voldermort!}}-and in da end dey call u materialistic, when wud dey realise dat talaka da mai kudi duk Allah ya yi su?


(7)   Radiation; Guys r like Cobalt-60, Gamma rays; when they pass thru a human, they break up da molecules of da human cells and eventually cause cancer {guys pass thru ur life and leave da molecules of ya heart broken!}


Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: dan kauye on August 21, 2004, 05:39:28 PM
wawwwwwwww fateeezzz i adore dat!!!! xcelent! now GUYS..............COUNTER-ATTACK
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Ihsan on August 22, 2004, 08:48:06 AM
Kai! Mata dai sun shiga uku! Yau a ce wannan, gobe wancan! Duk mu daya dai! A gama yi mana tsiya a zo kuma a aure mu!

Amma jewel duk abunda ka fadi ay yanzu mazan ma za'a iya cewa haka akan su. Ko da yake Fateez ta kare mana!

Ka ji ka dan kauye!!
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2004, 03:09:30 AM
Quote from: "Fateez"(http://www.ufrsd.net/staffwww/stefanl/chemistry/atom.gif)

CHEMISTRY OF MODERN GUYS

Since guys now have da courage 2 use chem. 2 describe galz, mi 2 I have formed ma own

(1)   Isomerism; they have da same empirical & molecular formula but different structural formula {true guys r all da same except dey come in diff, shapes n? sizes n? colorz. As for Hausa guys, they r isotopes}

(2)   Bonding: guys r like negatively charged ions, all they care about is filling their outermost shells. Dey take ur outermost electrons to form ionic bonds {take away all ur happiness & freedom, selfish and self centered, it?s neva about u always about ?him, himself & wat he did 4 u,?}

(3)   Van der Waals forces; Guys r like molecules with dipole-dipole forces of attraction. {Dey r hooked up wit sum1 but they r still attracted in sum1 outside da r/ship}


(4)   Movement; Guys r like mobile metallic delocalised electrons. always movin from atom 2 atom {Dey neva stay in 1 place, always moving from girl 2 girl without guilty or remorse!}


(5)   State of matter: Guys r like Gases, always in a state of random motion and colliding into each other {They full of ?naci? and then even between demselves they fight n? fight and spread enmity}


(6)   Electrolysis: Guys r like gold plated copper cathodes, They show u their outsides all shiny n? nice, but it doesn?t really belong 2 dem. {(a) like 2 show u dat they r rich & feel sophisticated. give u presents even if u just insulted da hell outta him, but actually it?s not his ride and not his money OR (b) act like an angel on da outside but on da inside he?s a monster {pro?lly worse dan Voldermort!}}-and in da end dey call u materialistic, when wud dey realise dat talaka da mai kudi duk Allah ya yi su?


(7)   Radiation; Guys r like Cobalt-60, Gamma rays; when they pass thru a human, they break up da molecules of da human cells and eventually cause cancer {guys pass thru ur life and leave da molecules of ya heart broken!}


LOL...LALLAI MAZA AN GAMA DA KU WALLAHI
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: beautilicious on August 25, 2004, 03:00:16 PM
he he he!!!  :lol: lol
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: sa salati on August 28, 2004, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: "Anonymous"
Quote from: "Fateez"(http://www.ufrsd.net/staffwww/stefanl/chemistry/atom.gif)

CHEMISTRY OF MODERN GUYS

Since guys now have da courage 2 use chem. 2 describe galz, mi 2 I have formed ma own

(1)   Isomerism; they have da same empirical & molecular formula but different structural formula {true guys r all da same except dey come in diff, shapes n? sizes n? colorz. As for Hausa guys, they r isotopes}

(2)   Bonding: guys r like negatively charged ions, all they care about is filling their outermost shells. Dey take ur outermost electrons to form ionic bonds {take away all ur happiness & freedom, selfish and self centered, it?s neva about u always about ?him, himself & wat he did 4 u,?}

(3)   Van der Waals forces; Guys r like molecules with dipole-dipole forces of attraction. {Dey r hooked up wit sum1 but they r still attracted in sum1 outside da r/ship}


(4)   Movement; Guys r like mobile metallic delocalised electrons. always movin from atom 2 atom {Dey neva stay in 1 place, always moving from girl 2 girl without guilty or remorse!}


(5)   State of matter: Guys r like Gases, always in a state of random motion and colliding into each other {They full of ?naci? and then even between demselves they fight n? fight and spread enmity}


(6)   Electrolysis: Guys r like gold plated copper cathodes, They show u their outsides all shiny n? nice, but it doesn?t really belong 2 dem. {(a) like 2 show u dat they r rich & feel sophisticated. give u presents even if u just insulted da hell outta him, but actually it?s not his ride and not his money OR (b) act like an angel on da outside but on da inside he?s a monster {pro?lly worse dan Voldermort!}}-and in da end dey call u materialistic, when wud dey realise dat talaka da mai kudi duk Allah ya yi su?


(7)   Radiation; Guys r like Cobalt-60, Gamma rays; when they pass thru a human, they break up da molecules of da human cells and eventually cause cancer {guys pass thru ur life and leave da molecules of ya heart broken!}


LOL...LALLAI MAZA AN GAMA DA KU WALLAHI




there iz nuttin like an gama da mu,we r stll on top,itz a man's world.ke kuma fateez kin kawo kanki xpect ma counter attack.
Title: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: Fateez on September 13, 2004, 10:27:36 AM
Quote from: "sa salati"

there iz nuttin like an gama da mu,we r stll on top,itz a man's world.ke kuma fateez kin kawo kanki xpect ma counter attack.



hehehehe....na kawo kaina 4 wat? oooh Sasalati dats wat i call real "Borin Kunya."
Title: Re: THE CHEMISTRY OF MORDERN GIRLS.
Post by: figorms on September 16, 2004, 10:13:56 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"
Quote from: "jewel(abdulgee22)"
REF:

MUDA :
R U SAYING THAT  GILRS R  MATERIALISTIC? WELL DID U GET AN OVERVIEW  ON  GIRLS CHEMISTRY. YOU KNOW
WHY I LOVE CHEMISTRY ? IS A SUBJECT THAT GIVES U A
COMPLETE DEFINATION, STRUCTURE,PROPERTIES,REACTION etc.

oooooh nice!! Chemistry!!![/i]


1. PERIODIC TABLE:
BELONGS TO THE LAST ROW  OF "ADAMS FAMILY".


hehehe Adam's Family eh? well if gals r from Adams family, then guys r also from Adam's fam, infact this means dat girls r like Morticia and Wednesday {Smart & Sensible} and guys r like uncle Fester and Pugsley {yuk!!!}[/i]


2. ATOMIC NUMBER:
  MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF NUMBERS WORLDWIDE AND CONTINUE TO INCREASE DRASTICALLY.


meaning we rule and we rock da world!


3. ATOMIC WEIGHT:
 REALLY HEAVY.   MOLECULAR FORMULAR .............Ibs.


since when did scientist start measuring molecular formular in pounds?[/i]

4.AFFINITY:
HIGH AFFINITY TO MONEY,GOLD,DIAMONDS................ mmmmmm.


ya know, one thing about affinity is dat it doesn't take place if it wasn't offered by a positively charged element, isn't it da guys dat offer da gold and Diamondz?[/i]


7.REACTION AND PRODUCTION:
MOST POWERFUL ELEMENT FOR REACTION AND PRODUCTION OF "gossip".

hmm..u still dey dis world? don't ya know dat this reaction has been reversed, it's now guys dat do da gossiping[/i]

9.CATALYST:
AN EXTREMLY GOOD CATALYST FOR DEPRESSION OF LIFE
AND DISPERSSION OF WEALTH."PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL INCOME REDUCING AGENT KNOWN".

hehehehe, i hope u realise dat a reducing agent gets oxidized, meanin a reducing agent gives out generously, so yeah dat's cool girls r known 4 being generous[/i]

that kool fateez ni kin gama min komai, but i still like to kow wat da boyz wold look like after this issue.