The Promise
Am like the palm tree, cut me down and i still grow/
even though, i go Offline one day i go still show/
that was one of my long time promise i made/
i follow this path with sincerity, like Ummitas braide/
To be faithfull and honest... to Kanoonline/
You cant beat the forum with this members combine/
i pray that we will be together and we shall stay true/
One day it will be our children gisting about this fyne crew/
For real! 8)
Gibe Me Frofs....Yes...Thank you ...Thank you!
Quote from: "mudacris"
The Promise
Am like the palm tree, cut me down and i still grow/
even though, i go Offline one day i go still show/
that was one of my long time promise i made/
i follow this path with sincerity, like Ummitas braide/
To be faithfull and honest... to Kanoonline/
You cant beat the forum with this members combine/
i pray that we will be together and we shall stay true/
One day it will be our children gisting about this fyne crew/
For real! 8)
Gibe Me Frofs....Yes...Thank you ...Thank you!
for reaszzzzzzzzzzzz
Checkd it out.
Not sure if i likd it. :?
Zen Sure u r hating! Beat Zat...i mean wut i say.
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i fromised to keef u entertained so habe zis oza stuff 2 read, and apter sum tym ...log on and i will drof anoza one. ni ke nan 8)
DEFINITIONS :
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either".
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of people
present.
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power.
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
ATOMIC BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
lol...i take dat 2 be mouda's dictionary ko?
muda
careful din ka!!
Zey make Sense Abi...zats me! 8)
ROVER
A young man went to a house to pick up his blind
date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father
invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad
sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his
newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped
onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.
Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart
and didn't know what to do, however, since the
dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and
feign innocence.
"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his
newspaper and said, "Rover! Get off that couch!"
The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad
thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another
fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let
it rip, assured that Rover would once again be
blamed.
Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and
said more sharply, "Rover! I said get off the
couch!"
Happily, the young man decided that he could fart
whenever the urge arose and he let yet another
one fly.
Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust
and bellowed, "Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF
THAT COUCH BEFORE HE S.H.I.T.T.S ON YOU!!!"