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Title: OMFG ..This's so funny I had to..
Post by: dan kauye on October 17, 2006, 11:27:15 AM
share it with y'all.




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Title: OMFG ..This's so funny I had to..
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 18, 2006, 09:13:47 PM
Bala'i, wut do u do ip u where Steven? File a Divorce or sue her to court?
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Post by: HUSNAA on October 29, 2006, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Bala'i, wut do u do ip u where Steven? File a Divorce or sue her to court?

You'd lose in court anywhich way. She will take u to the cleaners and once they have bleached u white and dry, there will be nothing left to do but

GRIMACE  :oops:  and BARE IT  :roll: !!!!

BTW, who's watched that film 'First Wives' Club???'

'Dont get mad get everything' said Ivana Trump in the film.

I suppose that is the only way to get back at a no good low life cheating poorly endowed soddy slime ball like Steve.
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Post by: dan kauye on October 29, 2006, 01:41:52 PM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"
I suppose that is the only way to get back at a no good low life cheating poorly endowed soddy slime ball like Steve.

OMG!!! The claws are out..watch it,watch it people.***passes out laughing***
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Post by: Fateez on November 02, 2006, 03:35:56 PM



Hehe, tashin hankali! Da guy is even Lucky ma dat she put only Steven

and steven is a common name. He cud just pretend ba shi bane. Da ta

saka Surname din da ta gama da shi kwata kwata. Dats wat i wud've

done, infact zan sa both home and office address ma so dat all the

feminist vigilante groups would finish with him and beat him to pulp

before he even has da nerve to file in for divorce... :!:


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Post by: gogannaka on November 03, 2006, 09:55:01 PM
That woman is merciless
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Post by: HUSNAA on November 04, 2006, 05:51:23 AM
Quote from: "gogannaka"That woman is merciless

AHA! HAVEN'T U HEARD THE SAYING

'HELL HATH NO FURY AS A WOMAN SCORNED'  :evil: ( :wink:)
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Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 08, 2006, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"
Quote from: "gogannaka"That woman is merciless

AHA! HAVEN'T U HEARD THE SAYING

'HELL HATH NO FURY AS A WOMAN SCORNED'  :evil: ( :wink:)

Ip i was Steve, zis is wut i will do, i will also fay por a billboard which i will request por it to be flaced exactly ober hers, and i will ask zem to inscribe zis:

"Thank God, I was begining to wonder when you will ever notice. S.L.U.T, scooping low for the janitor"

Ba de blackmail bane? I will gibe it to her...eben ip she is right.lol!
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Post by: gogannaka on November 09, 2006, 08:58:57 AM
I would also add at the bottom:

'oh and i forgot to tell you,i've since withdrawn my part of the savings to buy a diamond wedding ring for her.
U R ON YOUR OWN'
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Post by: HUSNAA on November 10, 2006, 08:12:49 AM
Muda da GGNK;

Mata a ka sani da throwing tantrums not men....Gee!!! :?

Act cool and shrug it off!! Me ne ne naji hausawa na ce wa? Wai ado ne for men to be unfaithful?? I cant quite phrase it in Hausa at the moment.... not that I agree mind u!!! I was quite shocked to hear it at the time.
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Post by: gogannaka on November 17, 2006, 07:11:09 PM
An ce 'Man by nature is polygamous'. I wish the women can understand this fact.
Just show him genuine care and you'll become his most intimate friend.
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Post by: Dave_McEwan_Hill on November 17, 2006, 10:07:01 PM
And if woman is polygamous? Does man understand that?
I don't think so!
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Post by: neozizo on November 25, 2006, 12:26:04 PM
Quote from: "gogannaka"An ce 'Man by nature is polygamous'.
kuma an ce"Women by nature are jelous and covetous"
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Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 29, 2006, 09:37:29 PM
Steve has a reason por cheating on her, who knows what she might habe done? And it is his choice to keef his fribate relationshif secret.
Title: Re: OMFG ..This's so funny I had to..
Post by: Mufi on September 08, 2007, 11:14:22 PM
Here is another ooooops of some sort, a man ordered flowers for his girlfriend without his wife's knowledge of the affair, needless to say he doesn't know how to cover his tracks, because the florists send him a thank u note and a coupon for a discount on his next purchase to his house, anyway here is the whole story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4H_Qk264l0