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Poll
Question: Kanoonline Top Notches
Option 1: Fateez votes: 2
Option 2: Husnaa votes: 1
Option 3: Dan kauye votes: 0
Option 4: Bakan~Gizo votes: 0
Option 5: Amira votes: 0
Option 6: Lionger votes: 0
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 05, 2006, 01:40:19 PM
Vote Now, Argue later.

Enjoy!
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: bakangizo on November 06, 2006, 12:28:18 PM
What are the terms of reference? Funniest; Most intelligent; Most controversial;? etc etc.

Sannan ban ga sunannka a ciki ba  :lol:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: dan kauye on November 06, 2006, 12:57:26 PM
Uh-huh,see what we have here.You need more than a few phrases for this thread to be fathomable,Muda.Needless to say,Dan-Kauye voted for ...nevermind.I didn't vote for me though,make no mistake of that.


Thanks for having Dan-Kauye up there with the greats though. 8)
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 07, 2006, 11:11:49 AM
I'm afraid but I didn't get this thread well. My question (critism should it be appropriately be called? :?: ) is that; are you asking for Top Notches in Chit-Chat Froum or in Kanoonline in general?

Why did I ask this question is that; I think if it's kanoonline entirely, there are some names that are supposed to be included but are excluded here e.g as Bakan Gizo suggested, you even didn't table your name. Or its what we call tawari'u? I don't know.

Moreover, there is a need for specifications of the field that one 'll look at before this voting, isn't it my fellow good people?

Hoping my words are along the road.
Title: Re: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on November 07, 2006, 11:43:37 AM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Vote Now, Argue later.

Enjoy!

If u ask me, da walakin goro a miya. Ruwa baya tsami banza. I smell an intrigue on Muda's part. He is caught in a net. There is a pr of binoculars trained on him or shall I say, he has been chipped with a tracking device and he cant escape. On the other hand,  hankalin sa is somewhere else, and he wants to pass a hopefully undetectable message, without upsetting a prior party, hence he opens up this thread. Lets hope the message gets throu loud and clear to the intended party!!! :D
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: precious on November 07, 2006, 02:39:45 PM
Madam H kenan!

Husnaa,are you lawyer by any chance?
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 08, 2006, 07:13:03 PM
Quote from: "precious"Madam H kenan!

Husnaa,are you lawyer by any chance?

Ip u ask me i will say Hell Yeah! She is too obserbatibe..lOl!

Bepore una chof me pinish lemme say a coufle op things.

Two years ago there was a thread like zis with ze same tittle. Well it was por zat year so i created ze one por zis year. Well i didnt really fut in consideration all ze oza porums because i only contribute occasionally and i'm not so current with ze situations op what really goes on in zere all ze tym.

I also thought zat the Chit- Chat sfot is ze most audienced zat is why i considered mostly chit-chat fosters...i know i may be wrong but something in me said i shud just do it. Ze last tym it was ze same and we had so much pun.

Lastly zere is no any criteria considered on ze nominees but i selected zose dat i thought were more actibe...(i know i may be wrong again zere).
So i hofe all op u will porgibe me and just try and xast ur botes now.
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: gogannaka on November 08, 2006, 07:34:04 PM
Sho!
Anyone that wants my vote has to pay o! The contenders can p.m me so that we negotiate. The vote goes to the highest bidder.

I MAY consider the female contenders if we agree on some issues  :wink:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 08, 2006, 08:24:37 PM
Quote from: "gogannaka"Sho!
Anyone that wants my vote has to pay o! The contenders can p.m me so that we negotiate. The vote goes to the highest bidder.

Thiep....irin ku ne kuke bata Nija!

Quote from: "gogannaka"I MAY consider the female contenders if we agree on some issues  :wink:

Chei! (coberin' his mouth)
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on November 09, 2006, 09:18:03 AM
Quote from: "precious"Madam H kenan!

Husnaa,are you lawyer by any chance?

Precious, no, I am just an ordinary sch teacher  on a basic salary that dont stretch from one end of my Nichem wrapper to the other!! lol :D.

Quote from: "Mudacris"Bepore una chof me pinish lemme say a coufle op things.

Two years ago there was a thread like zis with ze same tittle. Well it was por zat year so i created ze one por zis year. Well i didnt really fut in consideration all ze oza porums because i only contribute occasionally and i'm not so current with ze situations op what really goes on in zere all ze tym.

I also thought zat the Chit- Chat sfot is ze most audienced zat is why i considered mostly chit-chat fosters...i know i may be wrong but something in me said i shud just do it. Ze last tym it was ze same and we had so much pun.

Lastly zere is no any criteria considered on ze nominees but i selected zose dat i thought were more actibe...(i know i may be wrong again zere).
So i hofe all op u will porgibe me and just try and xast ur botes now.
What I think is that u are killing two birds with one stone.......  Perfectly OK :wink:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 11, 2006, 07:23:35 PM
What do u mean now Husnaa, lay ze magana a kan tebir mana.
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 14, 2006, 12:07:41 PM
Hey guys! Why none of you yet casted his vote?
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: gogannaka on November 15, 2006, 03:03:27 PM
Because votes aren't free nowadays  :roll:

There is a planned rigging in the counting of votes
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 15, 2006, 10:21:19 PM
Quote from: "gogannaka"Because votes aren't free nowadays  :roll:

There is a planned rigging in the counting of votes

Haba G-naka is not pair mana (see e Mouth :x )

You guys shud be boting mana ehn?Abi y'all scared?
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 16, 2006, 03:11:13 PM
Quote from: "gogannaka"Because votes aren't free nowadays  :roll:

There is a planned rigging in the counting of votes

LOL we are all sons and daughters of great PDP, so wanna rigg eh? :lol:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 24, 2006, 05:38:36 PM
Ok....name your price
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Fateez on November 24, 2006, 06:17:35 PM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"
Quote from: "gogannaka"Sho!
Anyone that wants my vote has to pay o! The contenders can p.m me so that we negotiate. The vote goes to the highest bidder.

Thiep....irin ku ne kuke bata Nija!

Quote from: "gogannaka"I MAY consider the female contenders if we agree on some issues  :wink:

Chei! (coberin' his mouth)

LOL...hehehe, kyale shi mana. Ba kunya ba tsoron Allah! Oh ni yar tsohuwa!

Kanoonline has become a public flirting arena. *sigh* we grandmamas

better commot and find our levels else where.

Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 24, 2006, 07:22:30 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"

LOL...hehehe, kyale shi mana. Ba kunya ba tsoron Allah! Oh ni yar tsohuwa!

Kanoonline has become a public flirting arena. *sigh* we grandmamas

better commot and find our levels else where.


Grandmama indeed...wayo ko? To zan fasa kwan unless u cast ur botes!
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Fateez on November 24, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Hehe, well for starters i dunno what my name is doing up there .. i just

drop by once or twice a week and stir up something then leave, not much

work. Secondly, why is ur name not up there? and thirdly, it wud be soo

hard to vote u know, every1 contributes in different ways....... u know


I'd vote.... later tho....much later  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 26, 2006, 11:39:51 AM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Ok....name your price

Ok...I will when the one of the contestants give me $$$. Don Allah banyi gaskiya ba? :twisted:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on November 27, 2006, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Hehe, well for starters i dunno what my name is doing up there ..  

Hehe, well, for starters, I think I do (know what yr name is doing up there)!!!! hehehehehehe!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: gogannaka on November 27, 2006, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Ok....name your price

How much are you willing to offer?

Quote from: FateezKanoonline has become a public flirting arena. *sigh* we grandmamas

Eh hen now.High level negotiation.Try and make the most out of the situation.So are you willing to negotiate or what?If yes please PM me ASAP.

Kai kuma Muhsin har yanzu ka kasa ganewa.Ba a ambaton kudi idan ana negotiation,kuma na sha gaya maka Let te client decide the mode of settlement.Pls kindly approach Husnaa if she's interested in rigging (i know she is)Amma fa settle for a lot kar ka kawo min wani labari mara dadin ji.
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 28, 2006, 02:29:20 PM
Ok Goga. I sent her PM, now waiting for relpy. But I am a bit cynic that Husnaa fa???? Kasan mata da son kudi. :roll:  :idea:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on November 28, 2006, 07:27:54 PM
Kai Muhsin.. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
What exactly do u mean by that statement, kasan mata da san kudi?? :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  pesin wey take me to be his sister/mother, now he come mistreat me...... oya do a fast about turn...explain urself pronto, kuku... :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  or else :evil:  :evil:
GGNK, me fa dis tin no be money matter. na wan deep deep conspiracy or strategy from muda. so all u forget about money and vote casting. apparently di plan is about to misfire or has. Anyway maybe not quite. There is still hope. if only the recipient can decode the message....
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Muhsin on November 29, 2006, 11:17:02 AM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"Kai Muhsin.. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
What exactly do u mean by that statement, kasan mata da san kudi?? :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  pesin wey take me to be his sister/mother, now he come mistreat me...... oya do a fast about turn...explain urself pronto, kuku... :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  or else :evil:  :evil:
GGNK, me fa dis tin no be money matter. na wan deep deep conspiracy or strategy from muda. so all u forget about money and vote casting. apparently di plan is about to misfire or has. Anyway maybe not quite. There is still hope. if only the recipient can decode the message....

You are now a grandma. Thus, why should I not tease you? And moreover, Goga ne ya zuga ni!
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on November 29, 2006, 02:02:16 PM
Quote from: "Muhsin"
You are now a grandma. Thus, why should I not tease you? And moreover, Goga ne ya zuga ni!
Lol I'm speechless!!!! :shock:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 29, 2006, 09:21:55 PM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"Kai Muhsin.. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
What exactly do u mean by that statement, kasan mata da san kudi?? :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  pesin wey take me to be his sister/mother, now he come mistreat me...... oya do a fast about turn...explain urself pronto, kuku... :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  or else :evil:  :evil:
GGNK, me fa dis tin no be money matter. na wan deep deep conspiracy or strategy from muda. so all u forget about money and vote casting. apparently di plan is about to misfire or has. Anyway maybe not quite. There is still hope. if only the recipient can decode the message....

Husnaa there aint any deef consfiracy and strategy prom me hopnestly, i mean wut consfiracy would one debelop prom a foll anyway?  :lol:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: gogannaka on November 30, 2006, 05:44:42 PM
Quote from: "Muhsin"Ok Goga. I sent her PM, now waiting for relpy. But I am a bit cynic that Husnaa fa???? Kasan mata da son kudi. :roll:  :idea:

Take a look at her reply:-
Quote from: "Husnaa"There is still hope. if only the recipient can decode the message....

I hope you decode that message.Muhsin a aikin nan fa you need to be extra intelligent idan ba haka ba u no go chop o!

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Husnaa there aint any deef consfiracy and strategy prom me hopnestly, i mean wut consfiracy would one debelop prom a foll anyway?
Who knows your mind?We are currently holding talks with the parties concerned. Most likely,the resolution might have to prompt you to edit the candidates either by adding more candidates or disqualifying some(esp those not willing to negotiate).

P.S i thought you should know: A motion was raised for the disqualification of your humble self as the presiding officer but was thwarted by some loyalists of yours.So i guess you should try to negotiate with the parties concerned ASAP.
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Fateez on November 30, 2006, 08:44:07 PM
Oky people, this thread is so confusing... i can be a bit slow sometimes,

but let me tell u how i understand it...


Mudacris: Innocently started a poll for "top notch" members


~ Fair enough cos he had a similar thread 2 yrs ago


Bakan gizo: Wants to know why these people were chosen.

~ A'a? kawai ya ce ku yi voting now, and if you have a problem with his choice, argue later. Very self explanatory.


Dan Kauye: Voted, but not for himself.

~ Hehe, are you trying to tell people that u r selfless ne or what? Oya mun ji, Jama'a Dan kauye ya ce wai he is not self centered.


Husnaa: Thinks Mudacris has an Ulterior motive which is about to backfire

~ *scratches head* I'm confused. very confused. still cant see anything between da lines.


Precious: Thinks Husnaa is a lawyer

~ I think so too! Hehe, but since she said she's a teacher, it all makes sense now. (it'll be soo cool 2 be her student!)


Gogannaka: wants to be be bribed for his vote, especially by the female contestants

~ Hmmm, to kun ji female contestants, wai ku yi masa PM ku yi discussing. A dawo lafiya.


Muhsin: joins gogannaka in some unknown scheme to sell their votes to the people listed above.

~ Hehe, Muhsin kenan. Isn't it you dat complains about naija corruption? shine kuma yanzu za ka biye ma gnk? well done, more grease 2 ur elbows!
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: bakangizo on December 01, 2006, 12:58:42 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Oky people, this thread is so confusing... i can be a bit slow sometimes,

but let me tell u how i understand it...


Bakan gizo: Wants to know why these people were chosen.

[/b]
No. Not why these were chosen. But why his name wasn't there and I'm a bit confused on the parameters/criteria for voting. Don't blame me 'cos we have something similar, but more elaborate, in some of the forums I frequent. May be Muda may consider modifying the thread. I'm sure ppl would find it easier to vote then. :wink:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 01, 2006, 06:32:12 PM
So u guys want me to change za criterias op selection? Zat is big work o! Am gonna need assistance gaskiyya. I habe a suggestion though...Tizzle will you bolunteer to gibe ur big bro' some intellectual helf? My booklobing little sis'?

I cant beleibe zat a foll has been flaced por ober a month an yet members cant bote? Chei!
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: gogannaka on December 03, 2006, 09:10:04 PM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"So u guys want me to change za criterias op selection? Zat is big work o! Am gonna need assistance gaskiyya. I habe a suggestion though...Tizzle will you bolunteer to gibe ur big bro' some intellectual helf? My booklobing little sis'?

She cant help o! because her name is up there.Its against the ethics of transparency.Find someone else.
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: bakangizo on December 04, 2006, 08:43:47 AM
Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"So u guys want me to change za criterias op selection? Zat is big work o! Am gonna need assistance gaskiyya...?[/b] Chei!
If anyone is interested I would post up a modified version of this thread. May be ppl might decide to vote then :wink:  :lol:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on December 04, 2006, 07:22:14 PM
BK u can go ahead and make a modified version. Amma ni from what I see the way the thread has gone, especially from the author of the thread's angle, I have every reason to believe that my hunch or assumptions were right on target. Only the plan is failing woefully,  :( cos the response is so non plussed... Poor Muda!! :(
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 06, 2006, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"BK u can go ahead and make a modified version. Amma ni from what I see the way the thread has gone, especially from the author of the thread's angle, I have every reason to believe that my hunch or assumptions were right on target. Only the plan is failing woefully,  :( cos the response is so non plussed... Poor Muda!! :(
`

Wanna magana naki mai harshen damo ne Husnaa..lol u know why? Coz yes...ze resfonse is so non-flussed...foor me, BUT I STILL MAINTAINS ZAT I GENUINELY GOT NO BAD INTENTIONS... :x  

May be zat is y members are not botin' coz u scare zem away...u n gnk, reshe ya juya da mujiya coz i'm beginin' to think zat u n gnk habe a hidden agenda op some sort, ip not look me in d eye and tell me am wrong? :wink:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: HUSNAA on December 07, 2006, 06:38:35 PM
(I'm laughing seriously!!) :lol:  :lol:
If I had to tell u what I see, it would be for ur ears only. Pity I cant look u in the eye!!!
heheheehehe!!! :P

PS ur intentions were never bad or unkind....they were just ....different :wink:
Title: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 08, 2006, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: "HUSNAA"(I'm laughing seriously!!) :lol:  :lol:
. Pity I cant look u in the eye!!!
heheheehehe!!! :P

PS ur intentions were never bad or unkind....they were just ....different :wink:

Now u r begging such a fain in ze neck, am beging u on my knees...."why dost ye forsooth misquote thy post?
Title: Re: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: Dante on December 10, 2006, 01:39:03 PM
Fateez has my vote
Title: Re: Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 10, 2006, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: "Dante"Fateez has my vote

Zat is ze sfirit men! Mutumi na ka burge ni...all zis kanoonline noise makers couldnt bote but make noise only.