Salaam Everyone,
Funny stuff I got from an online community i belong to. Enjoy...
I admit to the art of copy and paste
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1. I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag.
2. wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
3. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
4. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
5. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
6. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
7. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
8. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
9. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
10. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...
11. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.You are the noor of my eyes.
12. Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
13. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
14. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
15. You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
16. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
17. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I'm going to go blind!
18. Hey I'm a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?"
19. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
20. Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
21. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
22. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
23. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
24. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
25. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin..
26. Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
27. You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
28. I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
Lol Fati this is almost too :-X flirtatious :o ;D
Loved the She aaiight bit. Very humourous ;D
Hehe, true! I cant imagine anyone using them in real life...a bit too cheesy. I
liked the Noor ~ Jihadi ships one.
Quote from: Fateez on June 01, 2007, 01:44:26 PM
23. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
thats a nice one
QuoteMarry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
thats funny!
Can someone translate them into Hausa for me? I would like to try them on our own dear girls. ;D
Do people still use pick up line? Duh..
Quote from: Fateez on June 01, 2007, 01:44:26 PM
11. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.You are the noor of my eyes.
These are what i call Punchlines...very tight!
very funny.
will try n c if they wud work.
Cant helpit but laugh....
i liked the 'dawaaf one
Quote from: Fateez on June 01, 2007, 01:44:26 PM
4. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
11. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.You are the noor of my eyes.
Suhhhh-weeet...............but funny
But honestly.....if all these young boys and girls..... (yan shekrah....20's to 40's)..........use it.....it will be abit too....if u kno wat I mean........too cheesy ;D ........mhmm....bari nayi shirru fa, B4 u guys call me bush woman.....abun irin nasu Hafsy_Lady, Fateez herself, Husna, Mudacris, BK n Zeezee neh fa.....*yan fresh love* ;)....munkam old ageeeee....sai kallo kawai....... :-X......... cus we d oldies...dare not use it on our other-halves.....betcha....our blood pressures will b on the increase!!!
Ah' Fateez (fresh blood)........ be.........easyyyyyyy.....on us, we wan live 4 2moro......wit chat-up phrases like these............ya kuna son munyi da ranmuh?
Madam Fateez u sure say this lines dey work? I tried couple of them amma dry akamin. I think i will stick to my 50cent's Goo go go, go shorty is ur bday, can I get ur num is ur bday.
LOL