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Title: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: figorms on March 23, 2004, 10:40:30 PM
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: gogannaka on March 24, 2004, 12:42:10 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL! ! !

       You dont expect us to answer these questions i hope..
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: IBB on March 24, 2004, 03:35:20 PM
how on earth do u think of all this ques?
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Fulanizzle on March 24, 2004, 04:52:37 PM
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a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
WHO EVER HE IS...I LOVE HIM

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
HEHEHHEHEHEHE...I WISH I COULD JUST WRITE THE ANSWER..BUT HEY!

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

SOME GENIUS THE TOASTER INVENTOR :-/

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

OOH GOSH..THERE  ARE FREEZERS WITH LIGHT IN THEM...DUH!

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

THEY COULD CARE LESS SO MUCH THAT THEY JUST HAD TO HAVE A SONG ABOUT IT

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
SIGH!!!

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
COZ HES A GUY!

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
KAI!

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
PASS

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
ONE WORD FOR YAH...CARTOOOOOON

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
HEHEHEHHEHE ITS STARTS WITH A 'G'

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??    
THAT  ASK A BLIND MAN  AND BE SATISTFIED

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
IF IT WAS A FEMALE COYOTE...SHE WOULDDA THOUGHT OF THAT

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
ASK A TEACHER WHO GIVES IT

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
FROM  BABY GUTS!!! WHAT ELSE??!!

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
::)

a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
::) ::)

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
ASK BEETHHOVEN OR  MOZART!

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
AM JUST GUESSIN THAT WOULD BE A NOOOO

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
U SAID A DOG! THAT SHOULDNT SURPRISE U

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
VERY INTELLIGENT QUESTION..I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND
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Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on March 24, 2004, 05:05:17 PM
Quotehow on earth do u think of all this ques?

HE DIDNT LOL
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: zezezee on March 24, 2004, 05:21:46 PM
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sannu da aiki!!
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on March 24, 2004, 05:32:30 PM
LOL KA IYA NEMAN MA KANKA TSOKANA, ASHE THERE IS SOMEONE WHO PASS ME
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: *~MuDa~* on March 24, 2004, 05:52:03 PM
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a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Dan Fillo :-[

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Eeeewwwwwww!


a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Waye ya gayamaka haka?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Literature my friend...theyr stupid fella's!

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Exactly!!!

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Even Robinson Crusoe could not!

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

lol U can as well introduce that...lol

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testical


a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

LOL...what do u think?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Ina ma haka din ne!
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Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Hausanicious on March 25, 2004, 05:32:48 PM
Figorms, this question does not only confuse humankind but of course the Aljannukind. Amma pls one question at a time will be better.
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: alimsuf on March 25, 2004, 10:37:09 PM
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Figorms, this question does not only confuse humankind but of course the Aljannukind. Amma pls one question at a time will be better.

DO U MEAN EVEN TSUMBURBURA AND HER CLANS CANT ANSWER THIS QUESTION??
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: figorms on March 25, 2004, 11:29:43 PM
QuoteLOL KA IYA NEMAN MA KANKA TSOKANA, ASHE THERE IS SOMEONE WHO PASS ME

Gaba da gabanta, aljani ya taka wuta, ya taka abunda yafi karfinsa! and if u want i can make one for u.lol...stay cool
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: figorms on March 26, 2004, 10:21:41 PM
QuoteLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL! ! !

? ? ? ?You dont expect us to answer these questions i hope..


yah man i expect u to answer all of it ha ha ha 8) be a man!!
Title: Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: figorms on March 26, 2004, 10:30:50 PM
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sannu da aiki!!



yauwa, ama wane aikii!!.
i want u to answer da stuff.ok? see ya
[glow/]
Title: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2005, 10:58:46 PM
mudacris I totally agree with your words.
Title: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: neozizo on October 15, 2006, 03:42:41 PM
Why is it called cargo when its by ship and shipment when its by car?
Title: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Post by: Muhsin on October 17, 2006, 10:41:45 AM
What a lenthy post in this one, and also that's envaded with 2 or I should 10 much questions. Kai, I can sabay this wahala. Let me go back to our General Board. Don't you think it'll be beta 4 meeeeee????