Mallam Ja'far just returning from office finds his son at home. So he ask him why is he at home at that hour not in school. So the boy just reply.
" Daddy I am not going back to that school till our class teacher make up his mind."
Then the father ask what the matter is, so the boy said:
" Shekaranjiya our teacher said 5 + 5 = 10, yesterday he said ?4 + 6 = 10 and today he said 7 + 3 = 10, so I want him to make up his mind on the exact equation that brings about 10 ?b/4 I go back to that class again."
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Nice 1 :D :D :D
niice...very nice Welkom to the family of kano online my dear hausanicous, u sure have picked a good name
we do have a lot of jimm carreys in this forum
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" Shekaranjiya our teacher said 5 + 5 = 10, yesterday he said ?4 + 6 = 10 and today he said 7 + 3 = 10, so I want him to make up his mind on the exact equation that brings about 10 ?b/4 I go back to that class again."
nice, I really like it it's funny. at first I didn't get but it took sometime for me.
tell am sey square root of 100 is 10 or 100 divide by 10 is 10
Quoteniice...very nice , u sure have picked a good name
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
His name was good only because ur name existed sis. cant think of words to explain urs but what I can certainly say is... that name means k-onlune to mi, even much more
Kai Ibro!!! Yes thanks for that appreciation. I think u know me better than anyone else in the house.
sokotonicious will soon be here. nice joke man.....ur most welcome here
if i will change a name, it's gonna b onlineicious 8)
OH QUIT THE NICIOUS THING ALREADDYYYYY IF U DONT WANT ME TO BE CRANKYLICIOUS :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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OH QUIT THE NICIOUS THING ALREADDYYYYY ?IF U DONT WANT ME TO BE ?CRANKYLICIOUS :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I believe we all the K-onliners keep the same tradition, so Muda I suggest ur next name should be Mudacritious too, so that we can have a cious ending names.
I'll go along with this.
Jockanicious,perhaps.
zezezeecious will soon be here ;D...i think its all fulanicious' fault...she all started it
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Alright Fulani!!!!!!!!!!
I know why U don't want the CiOus ending names to continue. May be it is because U did not here this:
"BAREBARINICIOUS" , irin as in Barebari or kanuri
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Couzin....letme help ya out...
fulani.......FULANI ---CIOUS (correct!)
hausa...... HAUSA-- NI--CIOUS (such a biiig wrong!)
u seee, that NI is in FULANI.....so there ya go...
UCIOUS MIGHTCIOUS ASCIOUS WELLICIOUS STARTIOUS CALLINGCIOUS THISCIOUS PLACIOUS THECIOUS KANOONLINECIOUS FORUMICIOUS......SALAMICIOUS ;D
Not 2 worry cious dey'll stop, dey juss jokin.
Ok.................CHECK D REAL CONFUSION HERE!!!!!
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: You think you
have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young
widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married
my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the
grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a
son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
fathers wife, I'm my stepmothers brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's
aunt, my son is my fathers nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think
you have family problems!
CUD ANYONE BRIEFLY SUMMARISE THIS IN2 A NON CONFUSING SCENARIO IN JUST TWO LINES :-/ ITS SO CONFUSING 2 ME :-/
Well ah! amah!!!
Indai somaraizing din dis wan ne is not something very hard but the summary I have is not up to a line can I still submit it like that?
Kin dai bamu aikin yi kawai !!!!!!
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QuoteCouzin....letme help ya out...
fulani.......FULANI ---CIOUS ?(correct!)
hausa...... HAUSA-- NI--CIOUS ?(such a biiig wrong!)
u seee, that NI ?is in FULANI.....so there ya go...
I know ur a good Doctor
U've sliced my Humble name but the operation was not successful bcos:
That name HausaNIcious stands 4 a typical Hausa Man who comes from a typical Hausa Land with both typical hausa Parents, who is also living in a typical Hausa Environment.
Then HausaNIcious is a one word name, never to be sliced. Just as U can not cut a head from a body and expect that body to continue living.
Na gode.
heheh hausa ur sooo lost..u didnt get what i said up derre...
heheeh.....anywayzzzz.....salam
peace yallllllllllll
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: You think you
have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young
widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married
my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the
grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a
son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
fathers wife, I'm my stepmothers brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's
aunt, my son is my fathers nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think
you have family problems!
Whoaaaaaaa, Ummita..........her brain cell are paralysed at the moment, where is medulla oblongata she is my mothers sisters step uncles daughters brothers am sure as my inlaws auntie she/he can help out!
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UCIOUS ?MIGHTCIOUS ?ASCIOUS WELLICIOUS STARTIOUS CALLINGCIOUS THISCIOUS ?PLACIOUS ?THECIOUS KANOONLINECIOUS ?FORUMICIOUS......SALAMICIOUS ;D
wellicious ziscious iscious acious berycious funnycious pormaticious, righticious?
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Wai mai ciwon hakori yaji zafin ciwo ba, yace Mhmmmmmmm 8)
HAUSANICIOUS --------> :D ;) :D ;) :D ;D :D ;) ;D :D ;)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm
i said it right?
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wellicious ziscious iscious acious berycious funnycious pormaticious, righticious?
heyicious mycious homeyious , mudacricious.....wassupious!!!!
meious likeious thec?ous nameious mudacricious....icious thinkious itscious dopicious!!!!
peacious cousinious
Ahcious! thankcious youcious Fulanicious! okicous, icious alsocious likecious thecious nameicious Fulanicious, itcious soundscious kauyecious!
He laughs! ?now try this:
Donticious youcious thinkcious Hausanicious iscious thecious mostcious sweetestcious namecious oncious earthcious? ::) ::) ::)
You guys need some psychological help
wellcious icious thinkcious thatcious shouldcious becious acious goodcious ideacious gogannakacious, orcious dontcious ucious thinkcious socious fulanicious andcious mycious palcious hausanicious?
Goga
I think its high time 4 U 2 start learning how 2 speak in thong.
QuoteYou guys need some psychological help
THEY NEED SERIOUS HELP! BAKU SAN KUYI KAWA KADAN ADAINA BA, ADINGA YI KENAN, SANNUN IN ANCE MUKU YARA MU DINGA TADA JIJIYOYIN NECK KUMA HPYERVENTILATING KUNA MASIFA ::) ;D
THIS CIOUS CIOUS THING SHUD STOP RITE NOW! :-[ :-[ :-[
haba! cant u just do a little and let it pass?
pls let us hear word, b4 we start goin nuts.
buticious makecious icious trycious smallicious, ?hmmmmmcious, noticious badicious. noticious badicious atcious allcious! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
1/2sycious icious thinkcious ucious shudcious trycious thiscious, itscious nicecious!
Wellcious sincecious mycious homeycious hausanicious sayscious icious shudcious learncious tocious speakcious incious thongcious letcious mecious trycious.Evencious thoughcious icious dontcious knowcious whatcious itcious meanscious ?cios
butcious iciouc stillcious recommendcious somecious pshychologicalcious helpcious forcious youcious guyscious
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THEY NEED SERIOUS HELP! BAKU SAN KUYI KAWA KADAN ADAINA BA, ADINGA YI KENAN, SANNUN IN ANCE MUKU YARA MU DINGA TADA JIJIYOYIN NECK KUMA HPYERVENTILATING KUNA MASIFA ::) ;D
wellcious, wandacious yacious iyacious yacious iyacious, ziscious languagecious is berycious excitingcious, icious don't feelcious likecious stoppingcious, 1/2_syicious cantcious helpcious itcious! ::)
Ahcious tocious mudacriscious
ganecious manicious hanyacious daicious
kasancious bakincious rijiyacious
bacious wurincious wasancious
yarocious banecious
;D ;D ;D
It's so exciting,different views,ideas and language,well i try to join d club of dcious but couldn't,goga can u please come to my aid, ???
Whoaaaaa :-X once dey start dey cant stop!
QuoteAhcious tocious mudacriscious
ganecious manicious hanyacious daicious
kasancious bakincious rijiyacious
bacious wurincious wasancious
yarocious banecious
to wanene yaro? ::) ::) muda i hope kana ji! :-X :-X
Nicious daicious nacious sancious zezecious
kanacious soncious wannancious
slammincious dincious saicious
daicious kanacious kerecious
necious kawaicious
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to wanene yaro? ::) ::) muda i hope kana ji! :-X :-X
aicious mycious homeycious zezezeecious, hecious iscious referingcious tocious 1/2_sycious, shecious can'tcious beatcious thecious reachcious!
pls has any1 seen our sista, 1/2sy? ??? ???
or shud we report to the nearesr police station? :-[
Muda is here pickin out on u......u better come n defend urself ;D
Ayya zezezee,so u dont know what happened to 1/2sy ko? ?
She fell from her chair after reading a post from a member of this forum.......but dont worry she only broke her jaw..and she's recovering fine.....allah kiyaye gaba....
Where was the post I made yesterday...?
In any case, yesterday when I started reading this tread I was filled with joy coz it reminded mi of the good ol days, but I dont like how its coming on to be. Lets not confuse ourselves into becoming opportunist. Instead, lets reflect and see through ourselves. This is the most transparent place online, and I believe the best of the people here are intelllects of a good degree...huuhh! I have said too much ehh!, lets try not to prove mi wrong ok.
Ummitah, I hope that aint real
QuoteWhoaaaaa :-X once dey start dey cant stop!
Kya gane min Ummita, u know if dan kawye get's a new style ya li-ke mishi kenan. :-X
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Kya gane min Ummita, u know if dan kawye get's a new style ya li-ke mishi kenan. ? :-X
dan kwaya....did u here that?
thiscious guycious iscious incious porcious itcious, icious willcious makecoius surecious mycious hommeycious dealcious withcious ucious sooncious, andcious porcious zecious restcious opcious ucious, don'tcious wecious habecious zecious rightcious 2cious speakcious anymorecious?
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Kya gane min Ummita, u know if dan kawye get's a new style ya li-ke mishi kenan. ? :-X
shicious daicious komaicious akacious hadacious dacious jakicious saicious yacious cicious karacious. Tocious daicious nancious ganicious nancious baricious.
Waicious ancecious dacious makahocious gacious idocious saicious yacious cecious waicious yacious nacious waricious
Tocious daicious mucious yanzuncious mukacious faracious, kumacious bacious zamucious dainacious bacious. Kumacious mucious zamucious cigabacious acious kowanicious forumcious mukacious shigacious.
Yan duniya hayakin taba! 8)
;D ;D ;D
kai ma haka ai, ko ka manta ne?
Ahcious tohcious mudacriscious kyalesucios kawaicious