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Title:               Ring The Al
Post by: Maleeq on January 17, 2003, 04:01:07 AM
              Hey has any one of you ever stopped to realise that some kind of revolutionary change has occured in our soociety?hmmm probably not.
     Y'all will agree with me that i'ts just normal for guyz to ask gurls out right? But suprisingly enough this has not been the case recently.There has been some kind of upshift in the society's social setting.You now find gurls taking the position of guyz by starting a relationship.
       Not that i'm saying it's bad or something but i waz just wondering what could be the reason for this sudden change that has occured?
    Could it be that gurls are now greater in number than guyz or is it that the society is moving into the next level of social trend?
    Honestly i'm really baffled by this and i need serious answers.
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 17, 2003, 04:17:13 AM
well wat yur sayin is quite true my brother, and this is due to the fact that their population is greater than ours.
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Post by: Twinkle on January 17, 2003, 01:46:13 PM
 Well maleeq it's quite true, and the reasons ar, Since after 2000, ppl say "it's now a new world" There is this wired new life wit a new civilisation thing, ::) a new generation of ppl, wit a new characters ::), it's not like before, yanzu matan sun bude ido, while mazan sun samu wani sabun girman kai. Another reason is bcos more women ar now educated, they think it's nothing 2 ask a man out cos they ar civilised, and quite alrite the population of ladies (wit less pride ::)lol) is now higher than da mens, so more women ar demanding 4 men now. dat's just my understanding Anyway............ :-X
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Post by: Twinkle on January 17, 2003, 01:50:28 PM
 Well maleeq it's quite true, and the reasons ar, Since after 2000, ppl say "it's now a new world" There is this wired new life wit a new civilisation thing, ::) a new generation of ppl, wit a new characters ::), it's not like before, yanzu matan sun bude ido, while mazan sun samu wani sabun girman kai. Another reason is bcos more women ar now educated, they think it's nothing 2 ask a man out cos they ar civilised, and quite alrite the population of ladies (wit less pride ::)lol) is now higher than da mens, so more women ar demanding 4 men now. dat's just my understanding Anyway............ :-X
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Post by: Twinkle on January 17, 2003, 01:52:06 PM
oooopppppsss, Sorry guys, my pc froze & mistakely sent it twice.  :-/
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Post by: Blaqueen on January 17, 2003, 02:08:42 PM
well.. maybe thats the way u see it @abdul...

but if I see a  guy that i should NOT let pass meeh by.. i'll be straight up wit' him... u dont find a lot of good company these days...
but newayz... they always ask meeh first.. so no biggie 8) :P ;D


ps.. dont forget... Prophet Muhammad's (SAW) first wife proposed to him..... ;)
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 18, 2003, 06:18:50 AM
Mallam maganan shine kawai mun yi tsada ;D ;),matan kuma sun yi yawa,amma mun fi so su yi ta applying din its to our advantage 8) ;)
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Post by: Ibro2g on January 18, 2003, 06:04:20 PM
Nooormal fa! MohT kah fadi dai dai.haha. Anyways I think it`s just the number. it`s a fact there are more than enough 4 wives for every man on earth, not to mention much more than. So I guess that is the pic dazz, thats just it.
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Post by: ummita on January 18, 2003, 10:18:46 PM
Wetin wrong if gel dey ask boy out? As long as she no dey du Domittila style!!!? Well its juss a normal reaction in abnormal circumstances. Its normal but as men have abnormal thinkin with regards 2 women will obviously see it to b strange!!!

U juss gotta 2 assimilate :-/ As u have seen & couldnt hepl not 2 notice these changes in women.....all u got 2 du is take on board, adjust & accept.

Now wats even d biggie......about women/asking men out? ....... mhmm when a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. but if a man bites a dog that is news.!!!!
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Post by: Blaqueen on January 18, 2003, 10:27:23 PM
but i guess it also depends on the way the girl approaches the guy.... some girls take their own overboard....

hehe.. some girls still chase guys who cant stand them
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 19, 2003, 02:21:25 AM
Quotebut i guess it also depends on the way the girl approaches the guy.... some girls take their own overboard....

hehe.. some girls still chase guys who cant stand them
Yeah dats right.
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Post by: Maleeq on January 19, 2003, 04:42:45 AM
  i'm gettin tha response i need
thanx ;)
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Post by: Ibro2g on January 19, 2003, 06:23:11 PM
yeah right. HALELUYA Guyz you know u wanna get wet coz It's raining WOmen..tatata (never mind my singing hehe)
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 20, 2003, 05:20:20 AM
Ummita na so wo ;D ;)
Title: Re: Ring The Alarm:gurls on tha loo
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2003, 08:10:41 PM
QuoteWetin wrong if gel dey ask boy out? As long as she no dey du Domittila style!!!?

lol lol lol, kai Ummita ashe dai kina da baki, I taught ubi one silent crook.

Yes I support you AbdulMajeed, no bi alarm we go ring na siren & trumpet we go blow. Gels ma sef: I thank God I am not a gel neither am I a boy neither am I a specie among your mix. Mema I no like this new change.
But men I see no problem, now if gel just took a fag in the presence of men in Nija men go go :o :o :o :o. Come off it men, things are changing & as ma gurl mentioned. "****ehen I just like di turanci wey she use take on board accept and adjust*********** As long as its not haram.....so men take a chill take a hike go sitdown rest, its just part of human nature
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Post by: Ibro2g on January 21, 2003, 12:58:20 AM
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not a gel neither am I a boy neither am I a specie among your mix.

not male nor female huh?? ??? humm.... I got it, hermophrodite
Title: Re: Ring The Alarm:gurls on tha loo
Post by: Ibro2g on January 21, 2003, 01:25:57 AM
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I thank God I am not a gel neither am I a boy neither am I a specie among your mix.

not a gurl ???...not a boy ???...not among your mix ???...ok an alien hermophrodite 8)...interesting.  :o  ;D
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Post by: Ihsan on January 21, 2003, 08:50:07 PM
KEKEKE... guys, guys, guys ( I mean the men)... why can't u just accept the way things are... what's wrong in a girl asking a man out  ;D just accept the turn around - besides, it is not haraam... so better be careful men... as you change us like u r changing shirts...we go start throwing you around if we tired of you (lol, kidding) and call-on on someone else (hahaha)
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Post by: Blaqueen on January 21, 2003, 10:46:12 PM
Quoteyeah right. HALELUYA Guyz you know u wanna get wet coz It's raining WOmen..tatata (never mind my singing hehe)
...forgive meeh... but i juss HAD TO say this.....  ashawo...like sum of ya'll are gonna say....Dyme kenan


LoL!!!!!! Ihsan...... gurl u said it all!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 22, 2003, 02:32:14 AM
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...forgive meeh... but i juss HAD TO say this.....  ashawo...like sum of ya'll are gonna say....Dyme kenan


LoL!!!!!! Ihsan...... gurl u said it all!!!!!!!!
I guess u simply cant avoid the controversy :-/
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Post by: Maleeq on January 22, 2003, 05:46:48 AM
kai guyz kuna wutaaaaa ;D
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Post by: Maleeq on January 22, 2003, 05:50:27 AM
hey dyme i thought ashawo waz an attribute to female.........
??? ??? anywayz na u sabi! ;D ;D ;D
       
   
 i'm out ;)
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Post by: baby_gal_84 on January 22, 2003, 02:06:44 PM
nway my own point of view in this is that the guyz now a day take themself too important n high(pride) so zaka ga gayi yana son yarinya amma coz of this pride they have he better not tell her so in case the gurl will try n help him out so it not that gurl ask guyz out but they help them out coz im sure a gurl will not just ask a guyz out just like that she most make sure the guy is makin a move to her.......
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Post by: Ihsan on January 22, 2003, 05:20:28 PM
the thing is, the guys cannot just accept what's happening to them. B4 sunga suke "juya" mata yadda suke so; they make the first move and all... but then sai suka ga abu ya juya...the girls doesn't wait anymore for a guy to make the first move and this abu yana ci masu tuwu a kwarya  ;D and they cannot bring themselves to accept the juyin mulki da aka yi masu... well, guys u better open ur eyes well...everything is changing
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Post by: ummita on January 22, 2003, 07:55:18 PM
(TURNS AROUND FROM HER SWINGING CHAIR BEHIND HER DESK DRESSED IN A BUSINESS SUIT & EXTENDS HER HAND 2) BABY GURL. Welcome Baby Gurl: Letz get 2 Busy!!!!!!!

True Ihsan.........very true. But yeah I du agree with d boys, they wud obviously c it as su'in brand new.

Its like a chick goin 2 d front of her mans house & tellin some1 2 call him out 4 a chat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now how weird is that!!!!! :-/

Then again, iz all about changes................

Its all gurl power ;)
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Post by: Ihsan on January 22, 2003, 08:14:08 PM
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Its like a chick goin 2 d front of her mans house & tellin some1 2 call him out 4 a chat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now how weird is that!!!!! :-/

Man!!! that wud be like .... But then, it's happening. yarinya taje gidan su yaron "Dan Allah yaro kirawo man Talle" boy enter di house call Talle, coma out tell girl Talle de come "to ungu wannan ka sha alawa" or boy come out say Talle no dey, girl say "to dan Allah idan ya dawo ace mashi kande ta zo"  ::)... Oh My...how far will "civilization" take us?

Still...I see nothing wrong in the girl making the first move... ;D but then going to a b/f's house and asking someone to call him for u!! Nah...that's way too much.
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Post by: ummita on January 22, 2003, 09:01:38 PM
Nah so ma sista. U get correct response. I give credits 2 u. One chocomilo 4 u.
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Post by: ummita on January 22, 2003, 09:04:44 PM
AM SO SUPA SORRY Maleeq, this is not part of ur topic....let me divert it a lil>>>>>>> AGREED? :-/

Now............ somebody,,,,,,, tell me su'in!!!!!. Who remembers that CHOCOMILO ?

SWEET NE, ABI NA CHOCOLATE NE :-/ :D
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 23, 2003, 03:15:31 AM
Babygurl,Ihsan,Ummita,is it that ya'll mean we no get liva again?no i strongly disagree  ??? .u know wat?i think ba ku so ku yi accepting mere fact that wuna dey send application cuz kunyi yawa ne ;D :D :P
   Mu dai as i said earlier,ya fi mana sauki.its soooo.........................dont mind me ;D
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Post by: ummita on January 23, 2003, 01:53:31 PM
OK...............I surrender. I give up Men or women.........changin iz up 2 them.
Wateva moh, wateva.............(she signs) :-X am not in2 war against men or women.............so wateva men say against chick its up 2 them.

A ma' keep ma kool..........(ok boyz u win) shikenan. But as I'd said & as Ihsan also mentioned therez nefink wrong with gurls being on d loose. Gurls jussa wanna have fun.
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Post by: ummita on January 23, 2003, 02:00:04 PM
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Man!!! that wud be like .... But then, it's happening. yarinya taje gidan su yaron "Dan Allah yaro kirawo man Talle" boy enter di house call Talle, coma out tell girl Talle de come "to ungu wannan ka sha alawa" or boy come out say Talle no dey, girl say "to dan Allah idan ya dawo ace mashi kande ta zo" ?::)... Oh My...how far will "civilization" take us?

Still...I see nothing wrong in the girl making the first move... ;D but then going to a b/f's house and asking someone to call him for u!! Nah...that's way too much.

Ihsan: I was juss laffin my head off, when I read that.

Guess wat pains me d most, wat aches ma heart d most?................is seein' a guy crossin his legs against d other, leanin against d tree one hand resting on d tree & then his gurl gon' b near d door, face covered with veil & then u will hear her chuckin & gigglin.

Now that I trully hate!!!!!!!!! ::) ::)

Well imagine it d other way round. A gurl puttin her hand on d tree leanin against it & d guy takin her rol..............e (she burst in2 lafter)..bdfz................!! Am outta hereeeeeee.....(lol)
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Post by: ummita on January 23, 2003, 02:31:02 PM
QuoteBabygurl,Ihsan,Ummita,is it that ya'll mean we no get liva again?no i strongly disagree ???? .u know wat?i think ba ku so ku yi accepting mere fact that wuna dey send application cuz kunyi yawa ne ;D :D :P
? ?Mu dai as i said earlier,ya fi mana sauki.its soooo.........................dont mind me ;D

MOHAMMED IBRAHEEM.............
I wanted to rank all members of kanoonline in a topic that might b comin up soon, but in ur case I reconsidered other wise. U will b d only person & probably a choosen assistant who will b thisssssssssssssss honoured.
Yah thats it :D 8)

As I respect u so.................& how u  have dissaproved  much on how u reject 2 changes of ma ladiesssss,
I have no other option than 2 honour u with the position of

THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS (a round of applause everyone!!!).

Secondly KASTINIAN.........U take on 2 PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO MO'. but in ur case u have an additional role 2 play
MINISTER OF REDUCING THE CHANGING ROLES OF WOMEN.(anoda round of applause)

All members of kanoonline can u all stand up infrong of ur pc or laptops screens and honour these two by givin 'em  a round of applause & nefink else.............(much appreciated, thnx, X-cuse me, I will take my leave now) :D
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Post by: Muhammad on January 23, 2003, 10:39:15 PM
Nasan I am not welcome here but I shall proceed anyway.
There is perfectly no harm in a GIrl asking a Man out or Vice versa IF and ONLY IF they are doing nothing that contravenes the Law of Morality- IE their religions.
I doubt if not all marriages do not start in a way similar to this.
I for one will not ask a Girl out. They are too cheap...........
That all for now.
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 24, 2003, 01:48:00 AM
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I for one will not ask a Girl out. They are too cheap...........
That all for now.
Mallam Lallai :-X,nnyway we all have freedom of speech but .............. :-X

And Ummita ,hmmm.....make i juss leave u,as u said,my so-called assistant go handle u :D, ight have fun
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Post by: ummita on January 24, 2003, 02:25:07 PM
Haba, Mohammed kaima kasan wasa inayi maku.

QuoteNasan I am not welcome here but I shall proceed anyway.
I for one will not ask a Girl out. They are too cheap...........
That all for now.

Who said u werent invited 'ere, puhleeeeeeeeeeez!!! everybody is!
(She laffs) U will not ask a GURL out, so who wud u ask out, mhmmm :-/ (Wat u playin @)?
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Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2003, 04:49:49 PM
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not male nor female huh?? ??? humm.... I got it, hermophrodite

YES YES YES YIPPIE!!! ;D :D ;) 8) DAMA NA ATTENTION I DEY SEEK......
I NO BI BOY, NOR GEL NEITHER AN ALIEN OR A HERMOHPHRODITE!! heheh he hihihi

See yuea mouth Kastinian....go rest jare na fine gel I bi :P
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Post by: Maleeq on January 26, 2003, 08:23:48 AM
Mo and ibrahim congrats on ure latest appoinmentz as.....and..... ;D
     And amin u are highly welcome here and infact i dey reason wit ure reply,it makes alota sense.


        i'm out ;) :D
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Post by: Blaqueen on January 26, 2003, 04:08:56 PM
...ohhhh, all of u too dey talk!

ok ok ... so whut?
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 27, 2003, 02:07:33 AM
QuoteMo and ibrahim congrats on ure latest appoinmentz as.....and..... ;D
? ? ?And amin u are highly welcome here and infact i dey reason wit ure reply,it makes alota sense.


? ? ? ? i'm out ;) :D
see this guy wo! how can this be reasonable,dat was total disrespect to the females.
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Post by: Maleeq on January 27, 2003, 03:47:57 AM
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There is perfectly no harm in a GIrl asking a Man out or Vice versa IF and ONLY IF they are doing nothing that contravenes the Law of Morality- IE their religions.
  yoh goodfella sorry i waz only referin to some part of hiz commentz and not all.
         Abeg no com bring WAHALLA for me!!!
     

                      I'm out ;) :D
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Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2003, 04:33:42 PM
QuoteHaba, Mohammed kaima kasan wasa inayi maku.


Who said u werent invited 'ere, puhleeeeeeeeeeez!!! everybody is!
(She laffs) U will not ask a GURL out, so who wud u ask out, mhmmm :-/ (Wat u playin @)?


He would ask a guy out I suppose :-/

Well from that I have read, those who want to ask a girl out should and those that dont want to shouldnt, but surely ol heiz missing out. Men just go out and take a breather will yah!?
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Post by: ummita on January 27, 2003, 08:53:59 PM
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He would ask a guy out I suppose :-/

Well from that I have read, those who want to ask a girl out should and those that dont want to shouldnt, but surely ol heiz missing out. Men just go out and take a breather will yah!?

Laffin ma eys out!!!
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 28, 2003, 04:46:10 AM
Quote...ohhhh, all of u too dey talk!

Look who's talking ;D
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Post by: Maleeq on January 28, 2003, 06:05:55 AM
gaskiya ne Yaya ;) ;)








                  i'm out;) :D
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Post by: ummita on January 28, 2003, 05:24:05 PM
Ring The Alarm:gurls on tha loo :o :o

(A'a goin 2 d loo na anoda wahala) goin 2 d loo is prohibited ne kumer? :D
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Post by: Maleeq on January 29, 2003, 04:43:50 AM
yap ummita almost everythang iz not allowed here ;D ;D



          i'm out :D ;)
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 29, 2003, 06:06:17 AM
QuoteRing The Alarm:gurls on tha loo :o :o

(A'a goin 2 d loo na anoda wahala) goin 2 d loo is prohibited ne kumer? :D
Ke kin cika bayani ;) ;D
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Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2003, 01:12:07 PM
lol, lol lol somebody pass me no block head sef! Loo
Lol Ummita Blad.
I just dey think, how ego bi if unless men ring bell before gel go fit enter toilet, imagine this>>>>>>>>.
Boys ring bell say... kilin kilin..kilin... Oya Nafisa enter toilet is your turn now
ha ha ha crazyness ;D
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Post by: Ihsan on January 30, 2003, 12:42:55 AM
Quotelol, lol lol somebody pass me no block head sef! Loo
Lol Ummita Blad.
I just dey think, how ego bi if unless men ring bell before gel go fit enter toilet, imagine this>>>>>>>>.
Boys ring bell say... kilin kilin..kilin... Oya Nafisa enter toilet is your turn now
ha ha ha crazyness ;D

mtsssssssssssssssssssssss  ::) barsu dai Hafsah...they wud have loved that...
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 30, 2003, 12:54:05 AM
Yeah dat would have been....... ;)
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Post by: Ihsan on January 30, 2003, 01:04:53 AM
look  at you  ::)  ... mtsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to kwalelanka!!!  U better go change that ur name! e no fit u! (lol)
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on January 30, 2003, 03:03:31 AM
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mtsssssssssssssssssssssss ?::) barsu dai Hafsah...they wud have loved that...
Ihsan y should we? but on second thought................. ;)
    it'll be kool,absolutely brilliant ;D ;D. But the tin be sey some ppl bladder go burst b4 i ring bell ;D ;D :D  8)
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Post by: Maleeq on January 30, 2003, 06:31:32 AM
Yaya nice one.i'm sure uve made them thinkin of how to counter attack yuwa remarks ;D oya say somethang.............






                         i'm out ;) :D
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Post by: ummita on January 30, 2003, 03:50:15 PM
As posh as I am.............2 hang around in a topic tlkin about nefink but toilet issues ::) 8)..........where r ur manners ppl?

Now all of u divide way & put a red carpet in d centre make I pass..where'z ma Bently Limo?

......I need 2 check outta of all these toilet social class sohisticated. See di boys......TOILET WANNA BE'S  

Now if u will x-cuse me I have a meetin 2 attend.

(& plz  :-[ :-[no one shud retaliate!)
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Post by: Aydee Fella on January 31, 2003, 02:05:44 AM
see this Ummita feelin like one Oprah or na Obas ma sef or maybe Oga BUsh,
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Post by: Maleeq on January 31, 2003, 06:05:46 AM
watz thiz turnin into some kind of boi Vs girl brawl or su'im. ::) ???
                 Com on y'll shud wake up and face realityyyy. ;D
        Oya thiz topic from now on hencefort iz CLOSED! ;D




                                 I'm out  ;) :D
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Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2003, 01:53:30 PM
QuoteAs posh as I am.............2 hang around in a topic tlkin about nefink but toilet issues ::) 8)..........where r ur manners ppl?

Now all of u divide way & put a red carpet in d centre make I pass..where'z ma Bently Limo?

......I need 2 check outta of all these toilet social class sohisticated. See di boys......TOILET WANNA BE'S ?

Now if u will x-cuse me I have a meetin 2 attend.

(& plz ?:-[ :-[no one shud retaliate!)

So Ummita ashe dai akwai another side of you that I dont know of, dama kina da wasa. Ashe yar yarinya ce

Malee, we are in a real situation here. Any way I better be off. Toilet conversation in progress!!!

Fella ashe kaima dai ka hanji abun
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Post by: Fulanizzle on February 01, 2003, 02:31:45 AM
sweet bro, it aint  only u that its a shock to.....
I myself gasp to see gurls asking guyz out........
its like....helloooooo where is ur pride gurl, where's the dinity at? ooops! down the drain it went!
u know, maybe coz i am shy or old fashioned...just cant have that happening...its just much too embarassing for me.....


don know, just guess im a bit old fashioned......
anywayz peace yall
no offense peeps
much luv
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on February 01, 2003, 02:47:32 AM
Fulanicious i agree wit u , cuz if i were a gurl pride di na wont allw me to ask a boy out i mean itll be......... ::) , well these days u can never tell wat'll happen.Ight guys no hard feelings ;)
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Post by: Maleeq on February 02, 2003, 08:19:37 AM
yeh ive heared all yuwa commentz and i think u guyz really try as everybodi juss dey tell hiz or her own opinion.
  but i guezz tha logic iz that the world iz really movin fast and thats the reazon y guls dey move along ;D wa ya ke so abarshi a baya?





                    i'm out ;) :D
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on February 03, 2003, 01:35:32 AM
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? but i guezz tha logic iz that the world iz really movin fast and thats the reazon y guls dey move along ;D wa ya ke so abarshi a baya?





? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? i'm out ;) :D
gaskiya mallam ko ni ban so a bar ni a baya ;D
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Post by: Maleeq on February 03, 2003, 07:37:43 AM
Miss presido,tha man himself i salute u all.
?ehmm if given da go ahead i'll be pleased to announce the --unofficial closing of thiz topic ;D.

Topic Recap:the thin be sey our women wey we get hiya don become very desperate to "shiga gidan miji" dat ?iz ?y dey readily strike off da deal theze days.
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Post by: Aydee Fella on February 03, 2003, 02:30:13 PM
Kai wallahi mi i no dey for this one wo, Ummita hafsa ihsan FDQ Fula and all the other ladiez u hear so wetin this boy dey talk. 8)
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Post by: ummita on February 03, 2003, 02:50:21 PM
QuoteMiss presido,tha man himself i salute u all.
?ehmm if given da go ahead i'll be pleased to announce the --unofficial closing of thiz topic ;D.

Topic Recap:the thin be sey our women wey we get hiya don become very desperate to "shiga gidan miji" dat ?iz ?y dey readily strike off da deal theze days.

No mind him.....Maleeq u u r one real instigator........peeps una no grab him style...........he comes online teases ppl & closin his response in such a nice & innocenty way that covas his tsokana..............Mhmmmmmmm
I gat only 1 thing 2 say. he is so obsssed about marriage issues..........point straigthened out. U see ur parents r our parents as well. Iyayenkar iyayenmu ne.....we go fit go yur house plead...........make them marry u off. In another way ka shire musu liability!!
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Post by: Aydee Fella on February 04, 2003, 04:09:45 PM
U know i also kinna sensed dat ;D ;D
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Post by: Ihsan on February 04, 2003, 04:12:51 PM
Hmm Kyale shi dai Fella... Maleeq kama bakin ka b4 we scrub it with abun goge kafa (lol)... look at u like gidan miji... ::) If we wan enter gidan miji ay da munyi... ;) Maybe ma as Ummita tace, u r the desperate one... ;D so we better kai ka gidan amarya (lol) just tell us where and when di biki will start...or online family naka sa hada maka...

Daurin aure:Tues
Kamu: this coming laraba (kasan ana kamun ango ma LOL)
Kai Ango (hahaha): thursday

ka hada sauran bikin...mu munyi mai wahalar... ;) 8)
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Post by: ummita on February 04, 2003, 04:20:10 PM
If am not mistaken gurls du d henna ko?
Yanshe zemu saka shi a lalley?
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Post by: Ihsan on February 04, 2003, 05:13:55 PM
Uhm...da wai we shud spare him yin lalle...but ba komai ranar kamu sai ayi... ;D Maleeq...if di one we r goin' to do never fit ur likes...amarya tayi maka wani... 8)
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Post by: Fulanizzle on February 04, 2003, 08:24:48 PM
Maleeq, bro, please repeat what u said.... coz my head refuses to comprehend what u were tryin to say up there...
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Post by: Maleeq on February 05, 2003, 06:15:42 AM
kanonline kenan waiting 4 every bit of opportunity to .....oh well at first i decided not to say anythang but hey! na changin mah  mind.
  oh ryte i've heared u all and ure zany and amusing opinion.....but com to think of it "an taba aure ba mata" ??? ;Dcuz none of u highlighted who da....... ;D ;Dif u fit sugget one to!? ;D ;)
 kai i'm crazy na fara biye muku...i pity all of una.



            i'm out :D ;)
   
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Post by: ummita on February 05, 2003, 12:05:54 PM
Oh....lemme 2 tlk 2 ma gurl Ihsan......xcuse me Maleeq...dan matsa...shift a lil bit....Well Ihsan I'd bought d boxes & I'd bough all them Shaddas & mens shoes....but I dunno Maleeqs sizes on shoes...so I'd reckon mu tafi de shi....Yeah also I'd tried 2 get a stylist that can come home & groom him up but I cudnt...as per hair stylist concern...men dont retouch so I was sensible enuff 2 get a barber...home that will du...
& Maleeq puhleeeeeez dont thnx me ::) ::) as I wud du anything juss about enything 2 marry off all them males e're/....................Dama, I 've been 2 juss few hausa weddins......this will b great.........

Dont blame me man iz all about gurls on tha loooooooooose...we juss livin it up!!! 8) 8)
All d ladies independent......!!!
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Post by: Twinkle on February 05, 2003, 12:11:50 PM
Ladies u c, he is even desparate 2 find out his amarso, well sorry maleeq, it's actually an aranged marrage ::), saboda haka u have 2 wait sai mun kaika dakin matar ka, anyi sayan baki,  ;) then u can find out who she is. ( :'( hey don't cry) kada ka damu ???.

Anyway, as ihsan said kamu is on Wednesday,
Venue: - President Ummita's villa.
VIP's : - Mohammed
         - Gud fella
         - Hafsy
         - Ihsan (etc)

lol, lol, lol,  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: ummita on February 05, 2003, 12:28:40 PM
That iz ruff mamasita!!!
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Post by: Ihsan on February 06, 2003, 01:40:00 AM
Maleeq, :o anki wayon...baza'a gaya maka amaryar ba... :P

Ooh Ummita...yeah we shud drag him along...hmmm, dama ay sai aski kawai (lol) bamu so amaryar mu taga gashi like one gorilla... ;D

And what do u say 'yar uwa...if we r done with Maleeq we shud send another one to dakin amarya (lol) don naga gaurayen (unmarried) sunyi yawa wajen .... ;D
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Post by: Aydee Fella on February 06, 2003, 02:30:22 AM
Quote....but com to think of it "an taba aure ba mata" ??? ;Dcuz none of u highlighted who da....... ;D ;Dif u fit sugget one to!? ;D ;)
?kai i'm crazy na fara biye muku...i pity all of una.



? ? ? ? ? ? i'm out :D ;)
? ?



wait Abdulmalik kace babu mata Ummitan fa?(Ummita not u wo!) da sauransu, kana da choices dayawa. ;D :D

Dadi na da Mohammed kenan shi baya denying Zizi ko a ina ne..........oops! :-X
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Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2003, 02:47:56 PM
QuoteOh....lemme 2 tlk 2 ma gurl Ihsan......xcuse me Maleeq...dan matsa...shift a lil bit....Well Ihsan I'd bought d boxes & I'd bough all them Shaddas & mens shoes....but I dunno Maleeqs sizes on shoes...so I'd reckon mu tafi de shi....Yeah also I'd tried 2 get a stylist that can come home & groom him up but I cudnt...as per hair stylist concern...men dont retouch so I was sensible enuff 2 get a barber...home that will du...
& Maleeq puhleeeeeez dont thnx me ::) ::) as I wud du anything juss about enything 2 marry off all them males e're/....................Dama, I 've been 2 juss few hausa weddins......this will b great.........

Dont blame me man iz all about gurls on tha loooooooooose...we juss livin it up!!! 8) 8)
All d ladies independent......!!!

MALIK, you shouldnt have said something about the gurls up there. Gashinan they don finish you here. dONT SAY HAD i KNOW BECAUSE ITS TOO LATE!!! Its sad to hear you will be living soon.............But mallam tsaya: wannan ai shine auren dole...Subhanallah...sai ka dau hakuri

You see the way I see things going in this forum is that theres always this ganging up on one person at a time.
Bakaga the time all of you guys ganged on me, akazo akayi ganging on Ummita myself & Fella, akazo akayi ma hafsa tsiya, akazo akayi wa Mohammed, so its like a turn by turn matter. zakaga soon an barka an tabo wani ko wata. Naso Ummita & her freind Fella wan cause war fot this place. naso Ihsan Ummita Beeba wan marry Malik by force. So theres nothing you can do. Sai ka tafi ka zama mijin Hajiya. A karata can. Nidai sai dai na sa albarka. ;)
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on February 07, 2003, 02:08:21 AM
i love this place .......Ummita,Ihsan,Beebat,Abdul-Maleek,Fella,ya'll should keep it up! ;)
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on February 07, 2003, 02:19:48 AM
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Dadi na da Mohammed kenan shi baya denying Zizi ko a ina ne..........oops! :-X
Mallam fada kan ka tsaye ;) ,duk duniya ba kaman ta ,She's the sweetest thing,cant wait to marry her  ;) ,
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Post by: Maleeq on February 07, 2003, 07:33:56 AM
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Mallam fada kan ka tsaye ;) ,duk duniya ba kaman ta ,She's the sweetest thing,cant wait to marry her ?;) ,[/quotes]

afterall i guess i'm not the only one da za a yi aure,infact diz guy's case iz sooooo different from mine cuz he basically haz da amarya ;Dwho iz from the way it seems really feelin' him also.cuz the kinn zuba wey u do for hiya,if diz yuwa Zizi doesnt know wetin u dey do........hmmmm i pity ure life ;D ko daye ke i trust ;) :D
to jama'a ................


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ?i'm out :D ;)
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Post by: Aydee Fella on February 17, 2003, 04:07:14 PM
Gaskiya nima nima I for pity am .
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Post by: Ibro2g on February 25, 2003, 05:41:51 AM
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Mallam Lallai :-X,nnyway we all have freedom of speech but .............. :-X

And Ummita ,hmmm.....make i juss leave u,as u said,my so-called assistant go handle u :D, ight have fun

Gaskiyarka yaya. Women aren`t completely chep...yet. But let it be an insult on them now and I can`t stand that. Besides...THE "lady" has sooo much respect, honour, and dignity in her that such amin words could not go in wid her. Ladies we might joke, we might diss, we might lie, but I respect you all. ::)
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Post by: Ibro2g on February 25, 2003, 05:42:27 AM
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YES YES YES YIPPIE!!! ;D :D ;) 8) DAMA NA ATTENTION I DEY SEEK......
I NO BI BOY, NOR GEL NEITHER AN ALIEN OR A HERMOHPHRODITE!! heheh he hihihi

See yuea mouth Kastinian....go rest jare na fine gel I bi :P

Haba, how about thatengagement ring ehh?
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Post by: Ibro2g on February 25, 2003, 05:48:27 AM
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don know, just guess im a bit old fashioned......
anywayz peace yall
no offense peeps
much luv

no gurl, u r just right. Maybe it`ll just be best for our gurlz to turn old fashioned. Amma kada Allah ya hada su da en iskan guyz, dan tsk tsk tsk. it would not be good.



adios amigoz
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Post by: Ibro2g on February 25, 2003, 05:53:12 AM
QuoteLadies u c, he is even desparate 2 find out his amarso, well sorry maleeq, it's actually an aranged marrage ::), saboda haka u have 2 wait sai mun kaika dakin matar ka, anyi sayan baki, ?;) then u can find out who she is. ( :'( hey don't cry) kada ka damu ???.

Anyway, as ihsan said kamu is on Wednesday,
Venue: - President Ummita's villa.
VIP's : - Mohammed
? ? ? ? ?- Gud fella
? ? ? ? ?- Hafsy
? ? ? ? ?- Ihsan (etc)

lol, lol, lol, ?;D ;D ;D


I waz there, I bear the tag. hehe ;D ;D
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Post by: Ibro2g on February 25, 2003, 05:56:03 AM
Quotei love this place .......Ummita,Ihsan,Beebat,Abdul-Maleek,Fella,ya'll should keep it up! ;)

you said it all MohT.
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Post by: Blaqueen on February 25, 2003, 04:16:27 PM
LooooooooL! ihsan.. so u neva tell meeh enh?
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Post by: ummita on August 06, 2003, 05:16:21 PM
 D real alarm that need ringin up is that: I HEARSAY SUM WOMEN HAV STARTED ROBBING BANKS. Mater der sata? :o
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Post by: dfynest on August 06, 2003, 07:39:55 PM
Very alarming indeed if they have started robbing banks.
Perhaps they are trying to follow in the footsteps of Ma Baker.
But sata kam a wajen mata ai ba yanzu aka fara ba.
Everytime they gather for gidan biki you go hear say dem don steal one gold necklace or the other.... these days ma na GSM phones dem dey steal.
Up gurl power!!! ;D
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Post by: Ibro2g on August 14, 2003, 07:39:12 PM
l detail is impossible, it remain
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But sata kam a wajen mata ai ba yanzu aka fara ba.
Everytime they gather for gidan biki you go hear say dem don steal one gold necklace or the other.... these days ma na GSM phones dem dey steal.
Up gurl power!!! ;D

Haba, tell us more...we might take precautions. hehe
And Hafcy....where u at? about dat engagement ring?