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Title: Nuhu goes to town
Post by: Ibro2g on March 01, 2003, 05:27:59 PM
Nuhu who lived with his polygamous family at wudil, lost his father. The father being a farmer, Nuhu boy inherited a donkey, a pair of shirts, a piece of land and a small amount of money. After his graduation, and undergraduate graduation, his rich uncle from the capital (kano) offered him a scholarship abroad to complete his masters. He came back after a year. After his rest, he came to their  "tsakar gida" and met his step brother and the following converstions took place:
Brother: yaya hanya
Nuhu: lafia kalau
Nuhu: whats this (he siad wid fancy)
Brother: what is mene?
Nuhu: whats this. (pointing to the donkey)
Brother: Oh wannan, Uwaka ta haife shi bayan ka tafi.
Nuhu: JAKIN?!!!
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Post by: baiwar_Allah on March 01, 2003, 06:58:34 PM
salam to u all,ibro nice joke u've got there. :)
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Post by: Blaqueen on March 01, 2003, 10:25:36 PM
i dun gerrit......
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Post by: iblink on March 02, 2003, 12:36:51 AM
is this story suppose to be about nuhu or jakin ???
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Post by: iblink on March 02, 2003, 12:38:38 AM
akwai part 2?
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Post by: Fulanizzle on March 02, 2003, 04:07:26 AM
nice Ibro2g...

salam n StAy kOoL
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Post by: Venom on March 02, 2003, 01:33:17 PM
Nice joke man  :D :D :D
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Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2003, 06:37:47 PM
lol!!!what a satire,yayi daidai da halin majority of kanoonliners, 8) 8) 8) ::) ::) :P :P
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Post by: ummita on March 03, 2003, 12:19:58 AM
That was madd funny Ibro.... & Rabi'a meye naki kumer! Haba u neva introduce yuwa self 4 Dyme section...bellanta 2 pass our critism/yabbis session..u juss come hit us hard with that response...........man am hurt!!!
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Post by: Ibro2g on March 03, 2003, 03:23:35 AM
Quotelol!!!what a satire,yayi daidai da halin majority of kanoonliners, 8) 8) 8) ::) ::) :P :P

Kanoonline is the best family ever! Go introduce urself den come into the family sis.
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Post by: Maleeq on March 03, 2003, 05:50:10 AM
Quotelol!!!what a satire,yayi daidai da halin majority of kanoonliners, 8) 8) 8) ::) ::) :P :P
hmmm thiz world......hear thiz "majority of kanonliners" like she's been in this place for tha past 4 months or so.
      or maybe.....juss maybe uve been hanging all along as a guest knowing u kant handle tha heat as an official member plz tell mi
   and ibro u ryte kanoonline is tha place to bi
Title: Re: Nuhu goes to town
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2003, 11:09:50 AM
mutanen da suke ce su hausa/fulani yet they said bamu iya hausa ba/fulatanci 8) ???majority
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Post by: Ihsan on March 03, 2003, 07:54:24 PM
lol Ibro...nice 1

aaa...see me see trouble touch me touch fire!! Rabi'a!!! wetin bi yuwa own...u never hintrodous ursef and u kom stat yabbing K-onliners...better watch yuwa mout well well...

and wa yace bai iya yaren shi ba?? idan ma kinga an fadi haka to watakila dai mutum bai tashi a inda zai iya yaren nashi ba sosai... anani?
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Post by: Aydee Fella on March 04, 2003, 05:37:47 AM
Quotemutanen da suke ce su hausa/fulani yet they said bamu iya hausa ba/fulatanci 8) ???majority
Kai kiyi Hankali fa ,Im juss advising cos mutanenan ba a masu shigan sauri
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2003, 03:48:50 PM
I don't like this place,only few are serious persons,the rest are always portraying their culture[and sometimes religion]in bad light,and what i mean alot of them could have said they don't even know the name of donkey talkles of identfying it,
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Post by: Ihsan on March 04, 2003, 07:25:12 PM
me kuma aka yi yanzu, eh Rabi'a? ba wanda ya ce bai san jaki ba... sai dai shi Nuhun da ya "kile" ... ; 8)
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Post by: Ibro2g on March 06, 2003, 04:02:12 AM
kar ki dami kanki Ihsan, wasu mutane ba sai an kulla su ba.
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Post by: MohammedIbrahim on March 06, 2003, 07:50:25 AM
LOL!! that was so fuhunny man ,and y is it that dyme is always the person that does'nt get jokes? abeg make u go learn hausa :P
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Post by: Blaqueen on March 06, 2003, 11:00:20 PM
haba dai...... dan Allah help meeh out.. i juss dont find it funny....
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Post by: Danyalawa on March 14, 2003, 05:22:53 PM
ina ga ya rena yayan nashi ne.abi?haw meney yiyas yayi spending diya?dat will make una forget him papa mins of tiransfoteshin.
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Post by: Ibro2g on March 15, 2003, 12:48:18 AM
Masters...thats probably a yr or two. kawai halin dan adam ne!
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Post by: Blaqueen on March 19, 2003, 04:30:06 PM
soooooo.... the ol' negroe is denying the fact he knows a donkey? hehe.. its getting a bt funny