Another month has come, some of the kanoonline members have just been released from jail. If you are present, just drop in your name and say present!
if you fail to do so, you will face the consequences :evil:
Present :o
Quote from: "ajingi"Present :o
Sank you berry much ajingi
You are now assigned as my personal assistant, wheneva
i'm not at my office (kanoonline) headquater, you are in
full charge of it.
N.B
beware of the people in prison, more especially those
criminals still in jail, do not go closer to them
e.g ..............
PRESENT SSSSSSSIIIIIIIRRRRRR
hehehehe...so because Ajingi answered and they gave
him personal assistant, dats why u hurry to come and answer?
Oya which post does he deserve? how about Dan achaba?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "Fateez"hehehehe...so because Ajingi answered and they gave
him personal assistant, dats why u hurry to come and answer?
Oya which post does he deserve? how about Dan achaba?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fateez you are now my personal secretary to hold the
keys and kanoonline jail.
accept ?
i will show u your uniform by tomorow if you accept ?
Accepted, but no chuwa-chuwa, Fateez take note.
which kind of post r u given out just like that u ur self, u ve limitations and could be penalized by the council, i will make sure u r brought before them. and i 'll ve ur department under federal review mark my word. so for now by the power invested in me as the council spokes man i here by
suspend u till futher notice, u will hand over ur batch and every thin in ur posession. u and ur people should report to me.........
Quote from: "figorms"which kind of post r u given out just like that u ur self, u ve limitations and could be penalized by the council, i will make sure u r brought before them. and i 'll ve ur department under federal review mark my word. so for now by the power invested in me as the council spokes man i here by
suspend u till futher notice, u will hand over ur batch and every thin in ur posession. u and ur people should report to me.........
Haha figorms
U dey jealousy, cos i was appointed. Wetin dey worry u. U think sey I go give you bride. Me I no go give anything okay! :lol:
Quote from: "figorms"which kind of post r u given out just like that u ur self, u ve limitations and could be penalized by the council, i will make sure u r brought before them. and i 'll ve ur department under federal review mark my word. so for now by the power invested in me as the council spokes man i here by
suspend u till futher notice, u will hand over ur batch and every thin in ur posession. u and ur people should report to me.........
Mr figorms, even president obasanjo cannot suspend me from
kanoonline :twisted: our authority has been in charge of
kanoonline securiy forces since 1881.
Go and tell the council that is claiming to be a council that we will
come there and arrest all of them :evil:
abeg, ajingi go and arrest all of them for me :arrow:
wetin come b my neu post sir
Oya hands up!! wetin u dey do here for council. Okay line up put u'r hands on your head.......... match forward!! Anybodi do gadagada knock his head down, fateez. Open the door Fateez, ..............kafrrrrrrrf [door sound]. where is IBB? Okay serve them Kunun kanwa da rana, in the night give them bread and pure water.
For figorms, Bulala takwas da safe, Danwake da rana and Kunu in the night.
I hope this is okay sir (kanolicious)
thnx
A'a? ashe ma da police job is to be opening door for dem ajingi?
knockin IBB's head? Givin Kunun kanwa, dan wake, bread & pure water?
hehhehe, Thanxx for da offer k-licious, no offence but i think i'm fine as a civilian
i now see ur true color i am given u the last wannin the next time i 'll ve u in federal prison, aginji, kanoonlicious, u ve been entered into the black book, lucky fateez she is innocent.
as for ur replacement the council ve decided to give u a last chance,this means u r on probation. any attempt ones more u 'll be landed in jail. if u think u will form a rebal force mhmm............... dont try me. i fought in the 2nd world war
Hey hey figorms................... wetin be u'r rank then? I was a commandant in 232 tank battelion during the world war II. Who are u then, no be u the last corporal wey no dey sabi shot. hahhahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "ajingi"Hey hey figorms................... wetin be u'r rank then? I was a commandant in 232 tank battelion during the world war II. Who are u then, no be u the last corporal wey no dey sabi shot. hahhahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol:
kai u r not sayin the truth, do u mean u were in that war and u dont know me then i think u just a bag carryer. i was the the one that matched the soldiers that killed hitler infact the first bullet came frm my gun even me and babangida ploted the coup some years back so ku kananan kwari ne.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
HAha Allah ya kamaka!! u 're among those who killed Abacha, topple Buhari, killed Murtala and much more? okay u are under arrest.
Ba sani ba sabo, no bribe, u must be probed. Ohhhhhhhh I now recognised u Sgt Figorms (The best cook). Oh I missed your cook, since the last day, I saw you in Quater Guard, lokacin da ka sachi naman miya a gidan Major G-naka. common!! don't forget, I bi the one searhed and found the meat in your pocket. :lol: :lol:
Eh heeennnn....ok ok....so constable Ajingi ...hmn lallai ma....so dama u've seen the meat that was stolen from my house and you did'nt return it ko......you told me you didn't find it..............ehem ehem ehem(clearing my throat and rubbing my moustache) :twisted: sergeant kanolicious (Kanolicious trembling:'yes sir') ,carry them (Ajingi and Figorms) go guard room.....and interrogate fateez also, i dey suspect say ita ce ta dafa musu naman gida na...........
yawwa b4 i 4get...tell the paying cashier say make he remove money from their salary wey i go use buy the meat wey dem steal....u hear? OYA CARRY GO NOW :evil: ! !WETIN U DEY LOOK ME FOR
Quote from: "figorms"i now see ur true color i am given u the last wannin the next time i 'll ve u in federal prison, aginji, kanoonlicious, u ve been entered into the black book, lucky fateez she is innocent.
This is a last warning, ajingi why did'nt you lock up this prisoner
for me?
abeg make you putam for jail. make sure you put him on lilon kanolicious b4 anything. make him play on my lilo, then he will know that we are not joking.
Quote from: "Fateez"A'a? ashe ma da police job is to be opening door for dem ajingi?
knockin IBB's head? Givin Kunun kanwa, dan wake, bread & pure water?
hehhehe, Thanxx for da offer k-licious, no offence but i think i'm fine as a civilian
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As for you fateez, you will be incharge of kanoonline prison services CHEAF COOK.
Your salary will be increased by 25% from last months payments you will collect $50,000 every month.
an extra overdue time will be paid /hr $500 daily.
+ tsintsiya money $10,000 per year.
+ kudin turmi da tabarya $10,000 per year.
Quote from: "gogannaka"Eh heeennnn....ok ok....so constable Ajingi ...hmn lallai ma....so dama u've seen the meat that was stolen from my house and you did'nt return it ko......you told me you didn't find it..............ehem ehem ehem(clearing my throat and rubbing my moustache) :twisted: sergeant kanolicious (Kanolicious trembling:'yes sir') ,carry them (Ajingi and Figorms) go guard room.....and interrogate fateez also, i dey suspect say ita ce ta dafa musu naman gida na...........
yawwa b4 i 4get...tell the paying cashier say make he remove money from their salary wey i go use buy the meat wey dem steal....u hear? OYA CARRY GO NOW :evil: ! !WETIN U DEY LOOK ME FOR
Goganka, we still have yor name reported by other authorities suspected of 2004 election bribary and corruption.
Luckily you go away with it :roll: :oops:
N.B
IBB, i read your CV yesterday. but like you dont have any experience to qualify. is like all you have been doing in the last 50 years is DAMBE, FARAUTA, DABA, WASA DA KURA, KAMA GIWA, FADA DA ZAKI...... the list is endlesss.
but dont worry, i will see what i can do.
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Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "figorms"i now see ur true color i am given u the last wannin the next time i 'll ve u in federal prison, aginji, kanoonlicious, u ve been entered into the black book, lucky fateez she is innocent.
This is a last warning, ajingi why did'nt you lock up this prisoner
for me?
abeg make you putam for jail. make sure you put him on lilon kanolicious b4 anything. make him play on my lilo, then he will know that we are not joking.
Quote from: "Fateez"A'a? ashe ma da police job is to be opening door for dem ajingi?
knockin IBB's head? Givin Kunun kanwa, dan wake, bread & pure water?
hehhehe, Thanxx for da offer k-licious, no offence but i think i'm fine as a civilian
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As for you fateez, you will be incharge of kanoonline prison services CHEAF COOK.
Your salary will be increased by 25% from last months payments you will collect $50,000 every month.
an extra overdue time will be paid /hr $500 daily.
+ tsintsiya money $10,000 per year.
+ kudin turmi da tabarya $10,000 per year.
Quote from: "gogannaka"Eh heeennnn....ok ok....so constable Ajingi ...hmn lallai ma....so dama u've seen the meat that was stolen from my house and you did'nt return it ko......you told me you didn't find it..............ehem ehem ehem(clearing my throat and rubbing my moustache) :twisted: sergeant kanolicious (Kanolicious trembling:'yes sir') ,carry them (Ajingi and Figorms) go guard room.....and interrogate fateez also, i dey suspect say ita ce ta dafa musu naman gida na...........
yawwa b4 i 4get...tell the paying cashier say make he remove money from their salary wey i go use buy the meat wey dem steal....u hear? OYA CARRY GO NOW :evil: ! !WETIN U DEY LOOK ME FOR
Goganka, we still have yor name reported by other authorities suspected of 2004 election bribary and corruption.
Luckily you go away with it :roll: :oops:
N.B
IBB, i read your CV yesterday. but like you dont have any experience to qualify. is like all you have been doing in the last 50 years is DAMBE, FARAUTA, DABA, WASA DA KURA, KAMA GIWA, FADA DA ZAKI...... the list is endlesss.
but dont worry, i will see what i can do.
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Oga/OC can you provide uniform for Ajingi......but i reckon the ones you spot look more like that of Cabin crew's or Dan Agajin Fityanu...anyway a uniform is a uniform.......
hahaha this is getting intaresting. how much is you salary mr dan sanda?
He has no salary........his income is strictly from the bribe he collects from our corrupt members...................no harm intended kanolicious :wink: .........just so they dont suspect you of any corrupt practice
Quote from: "Kanolicious"
Quote from: "Fateez"A'a? ashe ma da police job is to be opening door for dem ajingi?
knockin IBB's head? Givin Kunun kanwa, dan wake, bread & pure water?
hehhehe, Thanxx for da offer k-licious, no offence but i think i'm fine as a civilian
As for you fateez, you will be incharge of kanoonline prison services CHEAF COOK.
Your salary will be increased by 25% from last months payments you will collect $50,000 every month.
an extra overdue time will be paid /hr $500 daily.
+ tsintsiya money $10,000 per year.
+ kudin turmi da tabarya $10,000 per year.
Woah!! dats a lotta money sha!, but emm...ma mum warned mi
neva to collect money dat i dunno where it came from. especially
from police....wait a minute...u've neva paid mi a single kobo!
how can sum1 get a raise when i neva had $$ in da 1st place?
Quote from: "gogannaka"Eh heeennnn....ok ok....so constable Ajingi ...hmn lallai ma....so dama u've seen the meat that was stolen from my house and you did'nt return it ko......you told me you didn't find it..............ehem ehem ehem(clearing my throat and rubbing my moustache) :twisted: sergeant kanolicious (Kanolicious trembling:'yes sir') ,carry them (Ajingi and Figorms) go guard room.....and also, i dey suspect say ita ce ta dafa musu naman gida na...........
yawwa b4 i 4get...tell the paying cashier say make he remove money from their salary wey i go use buy the meat wey dem steal....u hear? OYA CARRY GO NOW :evil: ! !WETIN U DEY LOOK ME FOR
G~naka, mi? which meat?
R u sure it wasn't a hallucination?
how r u so sure da meat didnt cook itself?
Wat if da meat is still in ur kitchen?
Then u'd have to pay mi $10000 for harassment
nd don't 4get an Xtra $5000 for suspicion and false witness!
Deal or no Deal?
suspectin mi ko? imagine!
hehehe...do i look like i wanna be a police?
I refused da offer, remember?
Em em Fateez the kwestions and miracles are too complex for my brainz :shock:
O.K sergeant Kanolicious i see a potential Detective in ms.fateez.....do give her due consideration pls.........
Signed:Gnaka
she is promoted to ASC (Assistant Supritendant of Cook) :lol:
She is promoted to ASC (Assistant Supretendant of Cook) :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "ajingi"She is promoted to ASC (Assistant Supretendant of Cook) :lol: :lol:
isn't there anything better 2 associate fateez
with Xcept food? I thot G-naka was da food rep?
Quote from: "ajingi"She is promoted to ASC (Assistant Supretendant of Cook) :lol: :lol:
Accepted. Your salary will now be reduced by 25%
so as from next month, you will be collecting
$40,000 /month
- your overtime $$ is now $100/hr.
Come and collect your new uniform, Okay?
PRESENT Sirrrrrrrrrrr. Wanan ne yake ta surutu ban jiba SORRY SIR.
You are late, come back tomorrow. :lol:
ok sir. :(
oga personal assistant: I don kom bak:?
present sir
:evil: PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT :evil:
as za frisdent of zis porum by za fower giben to me by za kwance-tushe of zis porum I here by declare state op imajansi to zis section.
by zis, no one is allowed to post anysin here again!
all kwansituted asority..like Ajingi, Kanolicious and zaya appointees (fateez and ozas) are all dissolved by zis pronouncement!
gbam...section closed..open anoza one kuma. :evil: :evil:
:? :!:
cud sum1 pls tell me wats going on in here cuz i cant seem 2 comprehend ko wajen bana yan kauye bane???(lol)
Quote from: "dan kauye"cud sum1 pls tell me wats going on in here cuz i cant seem 2 comprehend ko wajen bana yan kauye bane???(lol)
LOL LOL @ dan kauye..........nothing is goin on here.........kawai yan birni ne suke cin karen su ba babbaka.
Quote from: "gogannaka"Quote from: "dan kauye"cud sum1 pls tell me wats going on in here cuz i cant seem 2 comprehend ko wajen bana yan kauye bane???(lol)
LOL LOL @ dan kauye..........nothing is goin on here.........kawai yan birni ne suke cin karen su ba babbaka.
Tell him again, this is a room i created for everyone to come in and laugh....... eskimo, you are so :roll: :lol:
ajingi, go and arrest Eskimo for me pls. make sure you putam for lilon kanolicious! and he will know ze kwensi-kwensis for telling lies against the honourable president Mudacris.
Take gogannaka with you, he is on training now to join kanolicious team.
sir, should I stay?
cos oga PA say i shu kom bak 2mro
Quote from: "Shiekh"sir, should I stay?
cos oga PA say i shu kom bak 2mro
abeg arest shiekh as well. he is too troublesome.
sorry sir.
Ya all kiddin, right?
anyway PRESENT
Quote from: "Kanoliciouseskimo, you are so :roll: :lol:
ajingi, go and arrest Eskimo for me pls.
u want to fetch that will be used to cook you or u want to carry dala without gammo!
I cannot be arrested I am 'abab za lo' :D :D
Try it now and see.
Thank you Dan Tsoho Sheik you will be a minister if I succeeded in my coup. :D
Okay sir let me get my handcuff............ :twisted: :evil:
its just because am too old a fo become a rebel.
sir.
LOL @ SHEIK
LET ME ANSWER D CALL. YESSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRR :!:
aaha..kaji Ummi kuma ana so a kori jamaa ita kuma tana shigowa...abeg Ummita dont you grind their own (kada ki daka ta tasu)...su basa jin magana.
Ance an rufe wannan thread din amma sun ki su ji..dole ne???
Quote from: "ummita"LOL @ SHEIK
LET ME ANSWER D CALL. YESSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRR :!:
you dont want to have opposition ne? like rebel ko?
Quote from: "Eskimo"aaha..kaji Ummi kuma ana so a kori jamaa ita kuma tana shigowa...abeg Ummita dont you grind their own (kada ki daka ta tasu)...su basa jin magana.
Ance an rufe wannan thread din amma sun ki su ji..dole ne???
Ajingi i will sieze your badge if you dont arrest eskimo for me. This is the last warning :evil: #
Umita you are welcome to the K.P.S.S. Fateee refused to wear our uniform :oops: so we will give you her post with no salary for 25 years.
and for sheik, i read your CV yesterday, All you have been doing is Noma and Noma and Noma for the past 15 years. Then you did some kama kifi in tiga dam for 12 years and you catch 1 fish in total.
so i am sorry to say that you didnot qualify for K.P.S.S.
Gogannaku, you are now the S.P. But dont do any chuwa-chuwa for kanoonline.
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Well thank you Kanolicious for such a wonderful post.......amma fa chuwa chuwa sai dai a rage.Plus i have scores to settle with some members especially the jjc's. :evil:
See this people, una just de share positions soteee una come forget yanuwa ko???? Yan duniya kenan!!
Anyway, YES SIRRRR!!!
So which ministry i go go chop my own share of the national cake???
hehehe :D
Men I miss this place!! Hope ya'all people r doin just fine.
kai kai zezezee, dont answer that call. cos you are part of my rebel group that will soon ...
(by the way you are late).
zezeezee you are welcome to answer your call, however i will look for somethin suitable for you as you will not be left alone.
"...i will look for somethin suitable for you as you will not be left alone. ..."
this what their oga was saying-answering your question.
I will soon bring out my team to deal with them. zezezee you hear me?
Wow zezezee its good to see you back.
Man we miss u fa..........Make u take dat yuwa aiki
small small fa....
Yawwa kai kuma opisa mai kake cewa?
" REBEL TEAM"
Kanolicious toh where my position now??????????????/ Abi u wan make i wait till i tire!!!
Abeg go fast jo!!!!!
Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Eskimo"aaha..kaji Ummi kuma ana so a kori jamaa ita kuma tana shigowa...abeg Ummita dont you grind their own (kada ki daka ta tasu)...su basa jin magana.
Ance an rufe wannan thread din amma sun ki su ji..dole ne???
Ajingi i will sieze your badge if you dont arrest eskimo for me. This is the last warning :evil: #
Umita you are welcome to the K.P.S.S. Fateee refused to wear our uniform :oops: so we will give you her post with no salary for 25 years.
and for sheik, i read your CV yesterday, All you have been doing is Noma and Noma and Noma for the past 15 years. Then you did some kama kifi in tiga dam for 12 years and you catch 1 fish in total.
so i am sorry to say that you didnot qualify for K.P.S.S.
Gogannaku, you are now the S.P. But dont do any chuwa-chuwa for kanoonline.
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Objection sir!
You did'nt go through g-naka cv's very well sir. Ai tsohon dan Dambe ne. He deserve to be constable. okay?
Ajayi work. Hi kids, do u like drama? wanna go onscreen dancin like ali nuhu? wanna rock the streets of kano exactly like he did. You can be just like him, u can try it at home.
Pn a more serios note, why dont u guyz really try drama online. I mean set up a play right here on kanoonline, since yo`ll enjoy the sergent and deputy thing. huh sherrif? got any ideas?
Quote from: "Ibro2g"Ajayi work. Hi kids, do u like drama? wanna go onscreen dancin like ali nuhu? wanna rock the streets of kano exactly like he did. You can be just like him, u can try it at home.
Pn a more serios note, why dont u guyz really try drama online. I mean set up a play right here on kanoonline, since yo`ll enjoy the sergent and deputy thing. huh sherrif? got any ideas?
this is a real drama now, arent you aware of this?
Kanolicious,
Sir, I want to know the security arrangement, for the next coming convention of k-onliners on 14th August 2004?. As the Chief Security Incharge (CSI) of Kanooline, what measures did you take to handle the convention venue? :roll:
LOL @ ajingi............All that respect wey una dey show.
I have been assigned as the chip sakurity opisa of the conbenshon...
So u better stay off...............BA damar karbar cin hanchi *sticks out tongue*
G-naka :lol: ,
hahahhaha, ai nasan babu gate fee..... :lol: , :roll: imagine....g-naka with big stick standing before the British Council gate as a chief security for the conbenshon..............hahahahahahahhahahha.
Kai ajingi be kiyaful fa..
wallahi lo na hana ka shiga
kana gani za'a cinye abincin ko kamshin ba za ka ji ba
sai dai in hausanicious ya ji tausayin ka.....amma dai ni inaaaaaaa
P.S dont even think of bribe...out of the kweshon :twisted:
OK Sir,
there will be no rebel team.
out i go. :oops:
sign out :arrow:
HABA FATEEZ WHY REFUSING?
Why am I refusing? well i just don't feel like being a police especially with
kanolicious as da leader. nope no thanx, u can have it if u want.
Kuna bani dariya! Amma dai wannan abu corruption yayi yawa! Wannan irin salary da ake bama cook ma kadai! To kai kanolicious nawa kake dauka a wata? $2,000,000? Tunda naga kai ne "shugaban" su! An bama cook kudi da yawa haka ay shugaba sai kuma a shafa fatiha!
Ahh see me see trouble.......persn go come inside our territory and talk say we are corrupt?.Hmn.........constable ajingi a beg arrest Ihsan for us........and dont grant her bail...she commited a serious offence.
OYA NOW!
hahahahahahahahah
wai waye dansada kuma waye mai laifi acikin dakin nan cos we are setting a panel to invetigate masu karban cin hanci.
i rather remain in jail dan come out and serve diz drag.
Quote from: "gogannaka"Ahh see me see trouble.......persn go come inside our territory and talk say we are corrupt?.Hmn.........constable ajingi a beg arrest Ihsan for us........and dont grant her bail...she commited a serious offence.
OYA NOW!
Ga irin rashin gaskiyar nan ay! daga fadin gaskiya za'a kama mutum! Wadannan ku ya kamata a kama :lol:
KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
SO YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY BACKING? KAI GASKIYA INA GANIN TAKAICI NI DAN NAN! :cry:
HAHAHA...Ni kam anything mai cuwa cuwa ban cikin shi! Ay wannan ba sai an fadi ba an san corrupted government ake da! :D
Quote from: "Ihsan"HAHAHA...Ni kam anything mai cuwa cuwa ban cikin shi! Ay wannan ba sai an fadi ba an san corrupted government ake da! :D
:lol: to to to ashe! ni dan nan ina zan sa kaina?
Quote from: "zezezee"Kanolicious toh where my position now??????????????/ Abi u wan make i wait till i tire!!!
Abeg go fast jo!!!!!
zezezee you are now our finance officer. your salary will be $50,000 /week. accept?
Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
mlbash am sorry to tell you that we dont have vacancy for people like you oh sorry (mafarauta).
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
Quote from: "Ibro2g"Ajayi work. Hi kids, do u like drama? wanna go onscreen dancin like ali nuhu? wanna rock the streets of kano exactly like he did. You can be just like him, u can try it at home.
Pn a more serios note, why dont u guyz really try drama online. I mean set up a play right here on kanoonline, since yo`ll enjoy the sergent and deputy thing. huh sherrif? got any ideas?
Who is this fella?
Quote from: "Ibro2g"Ajayi work. Hi kids, do u like drama? wanna go onscreen dancin like ali nuhu? wanna rock the streets of kano exactly like he did. You can be just like him, u can try it at home.
Pn a more serios note, why dont u guyz really try drama online. I mean set up a play right here on kanoonline, since yo`ll enjoy the sergent and deputy thing. huh sherrif? got any ideas?
Who is this fella?
Oga O.C i dey hiya......................i get one big case ne i wan settul....................e get one onliner wey wan show us we are corrupt...but no worry i go get her...........the kind trap wey i trap her she no fit escape :twisted:
Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
mlbash am sorry to tell you that we dont have vacancy for people like you oh sorry (mafarauta).
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
TO AI LAILAI KAM YANZU NA FAHIMCI IRIN AIKIN NAKU! :lol:
Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
Ay ni kam yanzu sai dai na zuba maku na mujiya! :shock:
Amma fa kun da ce ma da government dinmu ta yanzu (hehehe) :lol:
Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
haba IHSAN, na mujiya kurum? that's why we ain't going anywhere in nigeria! if you see 'gyara' better gyara. that's the only way we gonna make it! :?
Amma fa kun da ce ma da government dinmu ta yanzu (hehehe) :lol:
and who are you kanolicious ? another munir's?
PRESENT SIIRRR :!: [/b]
present sir :!:
Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "zezezee"Kanolicious toh where my position now??????????????/ Abi u wan make i wait till i tire!!!
Abeg go fast jo!!!!!
zezezee you are now our finance officer. your salary will be $50,000 /week. accept?
yes sir!! :!:
i want approval for accounts signatory so that we start impplementing projects right away sir!
amongst numerous other plans we have early next yr, we r taking a strategic retreat at the bahamas.....if u want to be included, drop ur name ppl.....ofcourse with the approval of the man himself: Kanolicious the great
PRESENT MA :!: .... I mean SIRRRRRR :!: (Silent prayer: Allah ya sa ya dauke ni,na dade ba aiki).
SIR, I WAS LATE 'COS I WAS BATTLING WITH INTERVIEW SOMEWHERE. BUT MAY IHAVE A PLACE??????
Quote from: "sadiq"PRESENT MA :!: .... I mean SIRRRRRR :!: (Silent prayer: Allah ya sa ya dauke ni,na dade ba aiki).
lol
na who be Ma for here??!! u be one big mumu! we no go carry mumu go bahamas i swear.....so u will b under probation.....until u get clearance from oga OC(kanolicious)...
Quote from: "zezezee"Quote from: "sadiq"PRESENT MA :!: .... I mean SIRRRRRR :!: (Silent prayer: Allah ya sa ya dauke ni,na dade ba aiki).
lol
na who be Ma for here??!! u be one big mumu! we no go carry mumu go bahamas i swear.....so u will b under probation.....until u get clearance from oga OC(kanolicious)...
PM Bobo why u dey beaf me now?u no know sey na na mumu's dey full the force?[/size]
well i ammmmmmmm Abshent
Quote from: "sadiq"Quote from: "zezezee"Quote from: "sadiq"PRESENT MA :!: .... I mean SIRRRRRR :!: (Silent prayer: Allah ya sa ya dauke ni,na dade ba aiki).
lol
na who be Ma for here??!! u be one big mumu! we no go carry mumu go bahamas i swear.....so u will b under probation.....until u get clearance from oga OC(kanolicious)...
PM Bobo why u dey beaf me now?u no know sey na na mumu's dey full the force?[/size]
heeeey,
oboi, na play noww...... :D :D
ur name is included anyways
Is Gogannaka around at all?
I havent been seeing his posts for some time now.And he really used to liven up the place with some good topics.
Come to think of it Kano online is becoming a bit boring these days. where are all the members ne? :cry:
Abeg people do something b4 this place dies.We sit-at-home ple need some happenings
Idan kina neman some happenstances ne, to ki nemo sauran yanuwan ki mata wato malama ummita akwai ta da iya debo alamura masu dadi, Hafsy, :lol: (no comments) Fateez (ba a barta ta abayaba akwai tsaokana),Twinkle (mmmhmm na karanto kata-katan ta da sa salati ba bayani),Fulanizzle (funny),Gimbiya (akwai iya bayani). To, idan kika nemo wa'innan yanmata to kin gama magana. Domin kuwa acikinsu akwai yan ban dariya, yan tsokana ke in takaitamiki magana onces these girls are around you will never ever leave kanoonline ba tare da hawaye don tsananin dariya kada ma hafsy taji labari.
Quote from: "mlbash"Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
mlbash am sorry to tell you that we dont have vacancy for people like you oh sorry (mafarauta).
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
TO AI LAILAI KAM YANZU NA FAHIMCI IRIN AIKIN NAKU! :lol:
uhmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [snooring], sir!!!
Quote from: "ajingi"Quote from: "mlbash"Quote from: "Kanolicious"Quote from: "Ihsan"Quote from: "mlbash"KAI GASKIYA KANOLICIOUS YA KAMATA KA DAUKENI AIKI KOBA KOME ZAN KAMA MASU LAIFI. DOMIN KUWA KO BANZA I WAS ONE TIME FIRST GRADE DETECTIVE! FOR ANY CONFIRMATION PLEASE CONTACT DAN KAUYE AND IHSAN, THEY WILL GIVE ME AN ATTESTATION! 8)
contact Ihsan for where?? kana ji za'a kama ni coz na fadi gaskiya :lol:
mlbash am sorry to tell you that we dont have vacancy for people like you oh sorry (mafarauta).
Ihsan there is no chuwachuwa in kanoonline. ajingi investigate her and see if she is acusing us of doing so.
Gogannaku where are you? report to my office immediately.
TO AI LAILAI KAM YANZU NA FAHIMCI IRIN AIKIN NAKU! :lol:
uhmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [snooring], sir!!!
Chineke.........constable zezezee...see dis boi dey sleep for office.........make una job am jare.........d kind police wey we get these days kenan....mtssssss