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Title: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:12:34 PM
Who wants to join the recent crop of online marriage crashers? Hurry now to get the hottest spot.
1.Waziri
2.nuruddeen
3.mlbash
4.elgaazus
5.gogannaka*2
vacancy
6...................
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:15:43 PM
Online marriage crashers? What are you talking about brother? M lost here
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Nuruddeen on October 20, 2007, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:12:34 PM
Who wants to join the recent crop of online marriage crashers? Hurry now to get the hottest spot.
1.Waziri
2.nuruddeen
3.mlbash
4.elgaazus
5.gogannaka*2
vacancy
6...................

Oboy! Who told u that waziri is a crasher? He has been engaged two weeks ago. Mallam i am married with two kids. U hear?? :) :)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:27:01 PM
Married with two kids uh? Wats their names
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Nuruddeen on October 20, 2007, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:27:01 PM
Married with two kids uh? Wats their names


Babawo da Habibullahi  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:55:23 PM
Allah raya su. Ameen
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Ibro2g on October 21, 2007, 12:30:54 AM
Ha! lol He got u there IBB. I guess Nura ya baka bayanin Gausin
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Dan-Borno on October 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM
yes, there is professional tourches in these
posts.  Welldone Sadiq, Nuruddeen and Ibro2g.

I am highly recommending Bakangizo for 6th
position  ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on October 21, 2007, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:15:43 PM
Online marriage crashers? What are you talking about brother? M lost here

Me kake ci na baka na zuba IBB,you'l get to know everything in due time.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on October 22, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
Why is my name multiplied by the figure 2 up there?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 22, 2007, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on October 22, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
Why is my name multiplied by the figure 2 up there?

Meaning that you are a real marriage crasher, though i dont know what it is!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: bakangizo on October 23, 2007, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM
I am highly recommending Bakangizo for 6th
position  ;D
Huh? I don't know what you guys are talking about here. Ina neman karin bayani.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Muhsin on October 23, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
Wannan maganar manya ce...there lets remain silent and mute, isn't that right?

-Young Muhsin
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on October 23, 2007, 01:25:20 PM
Musin, ba ka da ko daya a gidane? Aren't u missing somting? ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on October 23, 2007, 02:39:07 PM
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on October 23, 2007, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM
I am highly recommending Bakangizo for 6th
position  ;D
Huh? I don't know what you guys are talking about here. Ina neman karin bayani.


A recent survey by one of our dear kanoonliners leaked out that some of our close associates got hooked up without our knowledge. This was done within a short time of our silence, with little/almost no interval. Thou shall not deny or.....kun san sauran.  *2 had a second.  
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on October 23, 2007, 02:44:27 PM
Quote from: Muhsin on October 23, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
Wannan maganar manya ce...there lets remain silent and mute, isn't that right?

-Young Muhsin


Yeah, right!!!. I'm 2 month and six days old
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: bakangizo on October 24, 2007, 09:10:25 AM
Quote from: sadiq on October 23, 2007, 02:39:07 PM
A recent survey by one of our dear kanoonliners leaked out that some of our close associates got hooked up without our knowledge. This was done within a short time of our silence, with little/almost no interval. Thou shall not deny or.....kun san sauran.  *2 had a second.  
So where do you think I fall in? Me kace, D-B? ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on October 24, 2007, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: Ibro2g on October 21, 2007, 12:30:54 AM
Ha! lol He got u there IBB. I guess Nura ya baka bayanin Gausin

No he didn't m playing along
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Lawwali on October 25, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Kaiiiii!!!!!!! IBB, Nuruddeen yana da aure fa! the two kids are about to be 3 or 4
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on October 25, 2007, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Lawwali on October 25, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Kaiiiii!!!!!!! IBB, Nuruddeen yana da aure fa! the two kids are about to be 3 or 4

Mal Lawalli kenan karyar zaka lauyo ne?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Lawwali on October 26, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Quote from: IBB on October 25, 2007, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Lawwali on October 25, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Kaiiiii!!!!!!! IBB, Nuruddeen yana da aure fa! the two kids are about to be 3 or 4

Mal Lawalli kenan karyar zaka lauyo ne?

Wacce karya, sadda ka gama primary ya yi aure don ma yana family planning ne!, kuma kaga kaima chuss ne talkless of him ;)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on October 27, 2007, 08:11:16 AM
Quote from: sadiq on October 23, 2007, 02:44:27 PM
Quote from: Muhsin on October 23, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
Wannan maganar manya ce...there lets remain silent and mute, isn't that right?

-Young Muhsin


Yeah, right!!!. I'm 2 month and six days old

Crashing to the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Muhsin is fortunately fixated with youth.. but arent we all? When we refuse to divulge our ages.....and we cant stop time or pause it or rewind it.....but we  remain ageless within our souls so we should try and keep our minds evergreen as well.. we should remember that........

By the way.. what is marriage crashing? Its kind of a confusing term. Does it mean getting hitched up with someone or does it mean breaking up a marriage? That's what crashes usually do...........
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on October 27, 2007, 08:18:37 AM
Quote from: Lawwali on October 26, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Quote from: IBB on October 25, 2007, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Lawwali on October 25, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Kaiiiii!!!!!!! IBB, Nuruddeen yana da aure fa! the two kids are about to be 3 or 4

Mal Lawalli kenan karyar zaka lauyo ne?

Wacce karya, sadda ka gama primary ya yi aure don ma yana family planning ne!, kuma kaga kaima chuss ne talkless of him ;)
Oh Lord! u guys will kjill me with laughter!!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Muhsin on October 27, 2007, 01:01:29 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on October 27, 2007, 08:11:16 AM

Muhsin is fortunately fixated with youth.. but arent we all? When we refuse to divulge our ages.....and we cant stop time or pause it or rewind it.....but we  remain ageless within our souls so we should try and keep our minds evergreen as well.. we should remember that........


All I use to say about me in this site is a fact, real fact. And you will know it someday--meaning when you see me physically Aunty. Am, maybe, the youngest of the forum.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on October 27, 2007, 02:33:27 PM
Of course what u said about yrslf is the truth. No one is denying that you are not young. Just dont rub in it too deeply that is all, which is what u seem bent on doing. I doubt also that u are the youngest member of this forum, unless u happen to be less than 20yrs old which even by yr own admission u are 20+. I seem to recall from some thread that u admitted to being over 20, but wouldnt write by how much......... So young Muhsin, we all know u are young, we all know that.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 27, 2007, 04:04:00 PM
What a thing to say...lol!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on October 28, 2007, 04:29:23 AM
which thing ?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on October 31, 2007, 12:53:57 PM
That muhsin is the youngest among all. I think he should be, after myself. Nima fa yaro ne, da kadan na fishi tsawo! ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on October 31, 2007, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on October 27, 2007, 04:04:00 PM
What a thing to say...lol!
Quote from: HUSNAA on October 28, 2007, 04:29:23 AM
which thing ?

Quote from: waduz on October 31, 2007, 12:53:57 PM
That muhsin is the youngest among all. I think he should be, after myself. Nima fa yaro ne, da kadan na fishi tsawo! ;D

LOL....Kai waduz.
I thought you got your name inspiration from wada(dwarf) how could you be taller than young muhsin,yaro zankalele da shi.

Ni dai har yanzu ban gane menene marriage crashers ba.Abeg someone should explain


P.S kuma ko menene,u should remove that *2 against my name.It's unfair!!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Mufi on October 31, 2007, 06:32:34 PM
Lol!!! at GGNK generalization of waduz name ;D ;D.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on November 06, 2007, 05:11:44 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on October 31, 2007, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on October 27, 2007, 04:04:00 PM
What a thing to say...lol!
Quote from: HUSNAA on October 28, 2007, 04:29:23 AM
which thing ?

Quote from: waduz on October 31, 2007, 12:53:57 PM
That muhsin is the youngest among all. I think he should be, after myself. Nima fa yaro ne, da kadan na fishi tsawo! ;D

LOL....Kai waduz.
I thought you got your name inspiration from wada(dwarf) how could you be taller than young muhsin,yaro zankalele da shi.

Ni dai har yanzu ban gane menene marriage crashers ba.Abeg someone should explain


P.S kuma ko menene,u should remove that *2 against my name.It's unfair!!


Tell the truth and shame the devil  8)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 08, 2007, 08:35:46 PM
Ni fa har yanzu ban gane meye marriage crashers din nan ba. ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on November 09, 2007, 12:25:58 AM
Ai nima haka. I just come n read it but cant figure out the real obj of the room
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on November 09, 2007, 06:27:05 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 08, 2007, 08:35:46 PM
Ni fa har yanzu ban gane meye marriage crashers din nan ba. ??? ??? ???

Quote from: IBB on November 09, 2007, 12:25:58 AM
Ai nima haka. I just come n read it but cant figure out the real obj of the room

Suma originators din da alama they dont know what they mean by marriage crashers, since ana ta tambayar su for bayani, amma none has been forthcoming
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Nuruddeen on November 09, 2007, 11:33:24 AM
Quote from: IBB on November 09, 2007, 12:25:58 AM
Ai nima haka. I just come n read it but cant figure out the real obj of the room

To malam Abubakar Saddiqu sai kazo ka basu bayani. Domin ai jazaba ce taddibe su.lol!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: EMTL on November 09, 2007, 12:14:47 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Nura ya Iyali? kace yaran guda biyu ne ko? Tagwayene? Allah Ya raya su-amiyn.

Goganaka, that *2 may mean you are either taking a second wife or taking two Amarya at a time....MANYA¬kenan!!!! Allah ba sa'a.

Marriage crahers??
It may mean people getting married very soon,
Ko people who are getting married un-prepared.

What ever, duk wanda yake/take neman aure na Sunna Allah (SWT) ya bada sa'a kuma ya sanya ALBARKA a ciki-amiyn.

Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Bee on November 09, 2007, 02:25:26 PM
May? Not sure kenan.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Bayya on November 09, 2007, 07:21:49 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 09, 2007, 06:27:05 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 08, 2007, 08:35:46 PM
Ni fa har yanzu ban gane meye marriage crashers din nan ba. ??? ??? ???

Quote from: IBB on November 09, 2007, 12:25:58 AM
Ai nima haka. I just come n read it but cant figure out the real obj of the room

Suma originators din da alama they dont know what they mean by marriage crashers, since ana ta tambayar su for bayani, amma none has been forthcoming

Har yanzu dai babu amsa mai gamsarwa.
Har yanzu dai ban gane ba nima.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 09, 2007, 07:55:19 PM
Me myself, or was it the point of the whole thing ne sadiq? to get us confused?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on November 10, 2007, 07:42:41 PM
Quote from: sadiq on October 23, 2007, 02:39:07 PM
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on October 23, 2007, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM
I am highly recommending Bakangizo for 6th
position  ;D
Huh? I don't know what you guys are talking about here. Ina neman karin bayani.


A recent survey by one of our dear kanoonliners leaked out that some of our close associates got hooked up without our knowledge. This was done within a short time of our silence, with little/almost no interval. Thou shall not deny or.....kun san sauran.  *2 had a second.  



And why is the word 'marriage' getting people enticed these days?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 11, 2007, 06:44:19 AM
Quote from: EMTL on November 09, 2007, 12:14:47 PM
Assalamu alaikum,

Goganaka, that *2 may mean you are either taking a second wife or taking two Amarya at a time....MANYA¬kenan!!!! Allah ba sa'a.


Rufa min asiri.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on November 16, 2007, 09:24:34 AM
Goga, wane asirinka zaa rufe? Kana da maidakingabas a gida ne? ;D

Ina ganin "marriage crashers" ana nufin masu yin aure basu kai koina ba sai su sake matar, thereby crashing the marriage. Ko ba haka ba? ::)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: amira on November 18, 2007, 01:20:07 AM
Wannan marriage crashers din i can see many ppls interpretations of it but i still dont get it.

Hey authour of this post can you kindly break this down for us, were still in the dark.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on November 18, 2007, 04:14:59 AM
Kuma at same time he contributes other comments amma yayi tsit a kan bayanin kamar bashi ya rubuta ba... SADIQ EXPLAIN yrself......
marriage crashers
gate crashers
wedding crashers
exam crashers
come on explain yrself..
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on November 19, 2007, 01:35:16 AM
May be he needs to rename the TOPIC probably he named it wrongly. Sadiqu is ok, you can change the name of the topic so it will be easier for you to explain it. NO SHAME yeah? Go on, is ok. We will be waiting! LOL LOL LOL
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 19, 2007, 09:16:11 AM
LOL..yeah,and that *2 on my name?-Just say it's a typographical error.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 19, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Quote from: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:12:34 PM
Who wants to join the recent crop of online marriage crashers? Hurry now to get the hottest spot.
1.Waziri
2.nuruddeen
3.mlbash
4.elgaazus
5.gogannaka*2
vacancy
6...................

I think Sadiq need no further explanation as we can
authoritatively deduce from his first post on this
thread.  He is particularly making reference to kline,
and he wrote a long list who (I think) frustrated his
efforts in trying to get hooked up for marriage in
kanoonline.

This is the only avenue he thinks he can voice out
and he has communicated, while we TAKE NOTE of
these guys marriage crashers - BEWARE  ;D   ;D 
with GGNK tagged Double
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on November 19, 2007, 11:23:27 AM
DB
kai kadai ka gano zaren, saboda haka sai ka warware shi sosai, because u are still not making sense  ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................



     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........
     6
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: amira on November 19, 2007, 03:19:37 PM
mlbash, yana ga sunana anan i dont even know what marriage crashers are balantana pro carshers. ???
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 19, 2007, 04:38:11 PM
Quote from: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................



     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........
     6

To balance well well add *2 to Fateez's name.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: HUSNAA on November 19, 2007, 06:06:58 PM
This gets more and more complicated. DB ya gano bakin zaren and he is refusing to share it, sai orders yake bayar wa in other threads about this same issue. Grand master gumurzu indeed!!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Bayya on November 20, 2007, 07:25:54 AM
Wato Gogan, naga alama dai
*2 din nan ta dame ka.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 20, 2007, 12:47:48 PM
Haba Madam Husnaa, baki ga GGNK with double
Star General yayi shiru ba, ai ya fahimci the whole
issue.

Bayya, ai wannan double star da ka gani ai alamar
ban girma ce saboda cika aiki ba bata lokaci ;D  ;D
an gaishe GGNK namijin duniya  ;D

Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: ummutameem on November 20, 2007, 08:23:04 PM
i still dont get this thread, but a guy once told me that a two star gen. is a guy with 2 wives. haka ne dan borno?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: amira on November 21, 2007, 12:07:07 AM
DB unwind pls you know somethin O  :)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: _Waziri_ on November 21, 2007, 12:57:44 PM
So Sadiq did not know that Nuruddeen is a BZ(Bazawari), ka sashi a ajin irinmu SR(samari/saurayi)

the star in Gogannaka's shows he is not an SR but rather a  KT(Kwantai) somewhere beyond best before, but still not reaching the full expiry date.  I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder before it becomes too early. ::) ???
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 21, 2007, 07:19:08 PM
LOL waziri ka same ni.

Anty husnaa kina ganin abun da suke min ko?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 21, 2007, 09:32:51 PM
Can somebody tell me WHAT THE HELL IS MARRIAGE CRASHING??????
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 01:22:23 AM
Quote from: _Waziri_ on November 21, 2007, 12:57:44 PM
Gogannaka I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder

Lol lowest bidder nwah wat an insult lol
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: _Waziri_ on November 22, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
So Sadiq did not know that Nuruddeen is a BZ(Bazawari), ka sashi a ajin irinmu SR(samari/saurayi)

the star in Gogannaka's shows he is not an SR but rather a  KT(Kwantai) somewhere beyond best before, but still not reaching the full expiry date.  I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder before it becomes too early. ::) ???
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:26:40 PM
Quote from: _Waziri_ on November 22, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
So Sadiq did not know that Nuruddeen is a BZ(Bazawari), ka sashi a ajin irinmu SR(samari/saurayi)

the star in Gogannaka's shows he is not an SR but rather a  KT(Kwantai) somewhere beyond bet before, but still not reaching the full expiry date.  I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder before it becomes too early. ::) ???
Assalamu alaikum,
Mallam waziri, SR. Nura once informed us that u got hoked-up getting married muna ta jira shiru......? I wonder why u are still SR. You are very kind for caring about Gogannaka and Nura please expedite actiosn and auction both to highest bidders.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on November 22, 2007, 02:04:27 PM
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:26:40 PM
Quote from: _Waziri_ on November 22, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
So Sadiq did not know that Nuruddeen is a BZ(Bazawari), ka sashi a ajin irinmu SR(samari/saurayi)

the star in Gogannaka's shows he is not an SR but rather a  KT(Kwantai) somewhere beyond bet before, but still not reaching the full expiry date.  I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder before it becomes too early. ::) ???
Assalamu alaikum,
Mallam waziri, SR. Nura once informed us that u got hoked-up getting married muna ta jira shiru......? I wonder why u are still SR. You are very kind for caring about Gogannaka and Nura please expedite actiosn and auction both to highest bidders.

waziri, do we have kwantais among men?

Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Muhsin on November 22, 2007, 03:24:44 PM
EMTL, I can right agree with you that _Waziri_ gets hook-up. Thant's why, I suspect, you hardly see him log-in in this site but very erratic.
As I have been saying, mu 'yan yara this sort of topic isn't for us to say much words, right? Remain mute... ::)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Nuruddeen on November 24, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
Quote from: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................



     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........
     6


Nice one brother!!!!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: EMTL on November 25, 2007, 07:19:10 PM
Quote from: Nuruddeen on November 24, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
Quote from: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................
     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........
     6

Nice one brother!!!!

Assalamu alaikum,
I have read this thread many times and am yet to understand what messages Sadiq is trying to convey. What I can deduce is Gogannaka is preparing to get married and for one reason or the other it is going to be special, either Salisu Danyaro has arranged this........ or may be sadiq ne zaiyi kwantai.

Dan barno, please being the master of this forum shade light, i also remember reading that you got married recently.please. Bajoga kaima Ango ne, ko?
Waduz, what do you make of this thread?
Ku gaya ma gaskiya mu fara wanke garen mu. Allah bamu alkhairi.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sdanyaro on November 25, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
Quote from: EMTL on November 25, 2007, 07:19:10 PM
, either Salisu Danyaro has arranged this........
EMTL - You know I am no good in such matters.... i.e. no previous record(s)....
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 26, 2007, 09:43:11 AM
Quote from: sdanyaro on November 25, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
no previous record(s)....

Just received some highly classified documents on Danyaro
and we will soon go public as soon as we have verified the
authenticity of the documents.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Muhsin on November 26, 2007, 11:44:39 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 26, 2007, 09:43:11 AM
Quote from: sdanyaro on November 25, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
no previous record(s)....

Just received some highly classified documents on Danyaro
and we will soon go public as soon as we have verified the
authenticity of the documents.

A'aa Dan-Barno, SDanyaro is not like this, am sure of it. Maybe what you have diggen out isn't wholly authentic, so...better dump it aside and leave it unsaid, huh?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: _Waziri_ on November 26, 2007, 12:48:25 PM
Quote from: waduz on November 22, 2007, 02:04:27 PM

waziri, do we have kwantais among men?


Waduz, Gogannaka knows best. And with the recent development( Check General Board) about the Fir'aunic origin of the Kanawa, only God knows what will happen to Gogannaka.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sdanyaro on November 27, 2007, 01:31:07 PM
Thanks Muhsin .
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: EMTL on November 27, 2007, 03:31:27 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 26, 2007, 09:43:11 AM
Quote from: sdanyaro on November 25, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
no previous record(s)....

Just received some highly classified documents on Danyaro
and we will soon go public as soon as we have verified the
authenticity of the documents.

Dan barno,
We are all ears, please de-classify those documents, then Muhsin would know that Mallam Danyaro mai kokari ne, Allah (SWT) ya saka masa da alkhairi.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 27, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Waduz for your information,Maza ba sa kwantai.
Watakila mazan Zaria suna kwantai kamar yadda Waziri ya nuna.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on November 28, 2007, 11:28:02 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 27, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Waduz for your information,Maza ba sa kwantai.
Watakila mazan Zaria suna kwantai kamar yadda Waziri ya nuna.



Goganmu kenan, to in mata basa kwantai, ta yaya aka sami bazawara ko kuma bazawari, a maza? Kuma, ai ka sani, maza sun fi auren budurwai, ko ba haka ba? Ba ka taba jin hausawa na cewa, auren ........  sarin kosai,?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on November 28, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
Can I talk on your behalf Gogannaka? Ale Waduz, bazawara or bazawari ai ba kwantai bane. They are those that had married but are divoce or lost the husband/wife. Kwantai are those that passed the normal marriage age and never married. For the guys they are called Tuzurai or the singular Tuzuru.

For instance; a suya meat put for sale yesterday that couldnt be sold is put again for sale today is Kwantai. Because it couldnt be sold at the appropriate time due, just like the person that couldnt get someone to marry at the right appropriate age.

As for the bazawari/bazawara you can call them second-hand. e.g: A brand new car bought and used, after sometime the owner decides to sell it for anoda. That car is now a second hand just like the bazawari/bazawara
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 28, 2007, 06:35:37 PM
Ok now i get it, Gogannaka and IBB are currently undergoing the Tazuru Era...lol! No wonder they are so consistent about this post!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on November 28, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
Ok wo!!

Mudacris u hav spoken correctly............... A tap on ur bk

So ma name is on da list ko mlbash? >:( Godiyana ke! (i'll get bk at u)
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: gogannaka on November 29, 2007, 06:06:53 AM
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on November 28, 2007, 06:35:37 PM
Ok now i get it, Gogannaka and IBB are currently undergoing the Tazuru Era...lol! No wonder they are so consistent about this post!

Toh an sosa ma inda yake maka kaikayi.
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on November 28, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
Ok wo!!

Mudacris u hav spoken correctly............... A tap on ur bk


And u kuma better stay out of this before they put *3 on your name
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on November 29, 2007, 12:53:27 PM
Quote from: IBB on November 28, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
Can I talk on your behalf Gogannaka? Ale Waduz, bazawara or bazawari ai ba kwantai bane. They are those that had married but are divoce or lost the husband/wife. Kwantai are those that passed the normal marriage age and never married. For the guys they are called Tuzurai or the singular Tuzuru.

For instance; a suya meat put for sale yesterday that couldnt be sold is put again for sale today is Kwantai. Because it couldnt be sold at the appropriate time due, just like the person that couldnt get someone to marry at the right appropriate age.

As for the bazawari/bazawara you can call them second-hand. e.g: A brand new car bought and used, after sometime the owner decides to sell it for anoda. That car is now a second hand just like the bazawari/bazawara





IBB, na yarda, amma da kwantai da hannu biyu, wanne ya fi? Dan kwantai fa ina ganin kaman sabone, ko kuwa?
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: IBB on November 29, 2007, 03:06:31 PM
Gaskia ne
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Nuruddeen on December 15, 2007, 10:10:24 PM
Quote from: _Waziri_ on November 22, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
So Sadiq did not know that Nuruddeen is a BZ(Bazawari), ka sashi a ajin irinmu SR(samari/saurayi)

The legendary kenan. Ai gara ka gaya musu domin susan cewa akwai bambamci. Bt am planning for d 2nd 1.Lafs!the star in Gogannaka's shows he is not an SR but rather a  KT(Kwantai) somewhere beyond best before, but still not reaching the full expiry date.  I suggest we should auction him to the lowest bidder before it becomes too early. ::) ???

Yeah! Goga has already aged. Na sallama muku shi a dala daya lol.
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 03:06:02 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 29, 2007, 06:06:53 AM
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on November 28, 2007, 06:35:37 PM
Ok now i get it, Gogannaka and IBB are currently undergoing the Tazuru Era...lol! No wonder they are so consistent about this post!
Toh an sosa ma inda yake maka kaikayi.
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on November 28, 2007, 07:43:32 PMOk wo!!
Mudacris u hav spoken correctly............... A tap on ur bk
And u kuma better stay out of this before they put *3 on your name

Quote from: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................
     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........

BE CAREFUL BOYS, BE CAREFUL.........AKWAI MATAN AUREN A CIKIN WANNA LIST DIN. KADA KUZO KUYI MANA BARNA MUNA ZAMAN LAFIYA GIDAJEN MU Ehe!;D ;D ;D. Haka kawai baza kuzo ku ja mana sayasila-naraan ba!!!!!
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 16, 2007, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 03:06:02 AM


Quote from: mlbash on November 19, 2007, 03:06:06 PM

I don't know how my name got there, but all the same before sadik explain the " crashers" i'll like to put marriage "pro-crashers" so that to make it gender friendly.  uhm  here it goes....................
     1 Amira
     2 Husnaa
     3 Ummita
     4 Hafsy-baby
     5 Fateez
     and  who again.........

BE CAREFUL BOYS, BE CAREFUL.........AKWAI MATAN AUREN A CIKIN WANNA LIST DIN. KADA KUZO KUYI MANA BARNA MUNA ZAMAN LAFIYA GIDAJEN MU Ehe!;D ;D ;D. Haka kawai baza kuzo ku ja mana sayasila-naraan ba!!!!!

Very very funny, that is true hafsy, besides the list sef de odd, MLB should have conducted a research abi? Something is also odd...

What the hell do you mean by KUyi MANA barna MUna zaman lafiya gidajen MU
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 17, 2007, 12:07:14 AM
Hell!!!!!!!!!!! YANZU IDAN MAIGIDANA YAGA WANNAN, INCE MISHI MENE MUDACRIS ? >:( WASA KAWAI KUKE YI?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KASAN KU MAZA KUNA DA WUYAN GANE ABU ESPECIALLY IDAN KUNA KISHIN ABUNKU. HAKA KAWAI BAZA KUSA WASA YA JAWO MANA TALAQ UKU-UKU BA, KU BARMU DA DOGON SALATI. SABODA HAKA, MAZA MAZA KU CIRE MU MATAN AURE A CIKIN WANNAN LIST DIN ;D
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: waduz on December 17, 2007, 09:31:17 AM
In ma da matan aure cikinku, ai tunda kuka shigo sai ku saki jikinku ku mike kafafu! Maganan wani zai kai  wani ya baro ma ba ta taso ba. Ai a mazan ma akwai masu mata a gidajensu. Kuma sai ku yi hattara a matsayinku na matan aure. Ban yi tsammani akwai wani namiji a cikin zaurennan da zai yi izgilanci da matar aure ba! I believe we should continue the way we are and let those who wish to make a full introduction of themselves to do so. I also did. I don't have any skeleton in my cardboard and therefore fear nothing from that action! ???
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: sadiq on December 17, 2007, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: waduz on December 17, 2007, 09:31:17 AM
In ma da matan aure cikinku, ai tunda kuka shigo sai ku saki jikinku ku mike kafafu! Maganan wani zai kai  wani ya baro ma ba ta taso ba. Ai a mazan ma akwai masu mata a gidajensu. Kuma sai ku yi hattara a matsayinku na matan aure. Ban yi tsammani akwai wani namiji a cikin zaurennan da zai yi izgilanci da matar aure ba! I believe we should continue the way we are and let those who wish to make a full introduction of themselves to do so. I also did. I don't have any skeleton in my cardboard and therefore fear nothing from that action! ???



Hakika wannan gaskiyya ne waduz. ga su nuruddeen nan da sauran masu auren da basu fadi duk suna sheke ayan su suna shagali
Title: Re: Marriage Crashers
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on December 17, 2007, 02:40:07 PM
Number one; Waduz ba da kai naka magana ba. Da Mudacris nake, kuma na saba tsokananshi (giving Wadus three quarter looks). Try and take my statement lightly otherwise indai nice, and you take my proclamations far to personal saidai kullum jinin wani ya hau. Rilash and henjoy abit. Kuma da kake cewa you don't have skeletons in your cupboard. Pessin just dey guilt trip otherwise abude mana na gani. Am sure we will all be surprised by the sheer amount of skeletons that will pour out. (Hafsy rolls her idanu at Waduz) >:(

Number two: Ingiza mai kantu..........nawa ya biya ka Sadiq? Tail dey follow backside. ;D

Number three: Sadiq, da kake bada example da Nurudeen, I am well aware he is marriage to four wives, in kare maka. Between whispers, ji nayi ma ance, concubines yake so ya kare gida biyu. ;D Don nayi magana zaku bude bakunan kuna hayaniya.