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Title: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 09:50:09 PM
Are you a civilian or a soldier?

If you are a civilian you safe if you are a soldier two things are involve

You either be in office or battle field

If you are in office you are safe if you are in a battle field two things are involve

You either shoot or be shot

If you shoot you are safe if you are shot two things are involve

You either get injured or die

If you are injured you are safe if you die two things are involve

You either rot or be buried

If you rot you are safe if you are buried two things are involve

You either turn to sand or manure

If you turn to sand you are safe if you turn to manure two tings are involve

You either be used as a garden manure or manure for a forest tree

If you turn to garden manure you are safe if you turn to forest tree manure two things are involve

You will either be cut down and use as furniture or paper

If you are use as a furniture you are safe if you are use as a paper two things are involve

You are either use as a writting paper or toilet paper

If you are use as a writting paper you are safe if you use as a toilet paper two things are involve

You either be use to wipe the back or the front

If you are use to wipe the back you are safe if you are use to wipe the front two things are involve

You either be place there or inside

If you are place there you are safe if you are put inside two things are involve

You either be removed or stay there

If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: waduz on November 23, 2007, 09:27:25 AM
Two things are involved. Uhmmmmm.......mu kam sai ido! ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 23, 2007, 11:21:36 AM
If you are use as a writting paper you are safe if you use as a toilet paper two things are involve
You either be use to wipe the back or the front
If you are use to wipe the back you are safe if you are use to wipe the front two things are involve
You either be place there or inside
If you are place there you are safe if you are put inside two things are involve
You either be removed or stay there
If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.
ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?

IBB you speak in tongue, muna bukatar sharha sosai  ;D  ;D
1.  Where is this back or front
2.  What do you mean by "be place there or inside"
3.  I dont understand "removed or stay there
4.  The last 2 things that are involved? carry on
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ummutameem on November 23, 2007, 11:35:23 AM
yes ibb pls do carry on, id like to c where it ends
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Bayya on November 23, 2007, 02:47:09 PM
Oh boy, Kammil!!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 02:53:04 PM
Is this a riddle ne or what? i thought the thread ended with IBB..... as there is nothing to add. So que: is there something after it ne IBB?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 25, 2007, 02:56:49 PM
LOL to you all. Anybody can carry on. M stuck
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on November 26, 2007, 12:15:17 PM
Kai!kai!!kai!!!

Oga IBB, I don't know theses two day where on God's earth you are getting such an inventive and creative ideas. Duk yadda akai ta waru, thus your brain is function very well.

Keep it up! Keep the ball rolling! Long live Koonline and it's members!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on November 27, 2007, 09:51:56 AM
Are you a civilian or a soldier?

If you are a civilian you safe if you are a soldier two things are involve

You either be in office or battle field

If you are in office you are safe if you are in a battle field two things are involve

You either shoot or be shot

If you shoot you are safe if you are shot two things are involve

You either get injured or die

If you are injured you are safe if you die two things are involve

You either rot or be buried

If you rot you are safe if you are buried two things are involve

You either turn to sand or manure

If you turn to sand you are safe if you turn to manure two tings are involve

You either be used as a garden manure or manure for a forest tree

If you turn to garden manure you are safe if you turn to forest tree manure two things are involve

You will either be cut down and use as furniture or paper

If you are use as a furniture you are safe if you are use as a paper two things are involve

You are either use as a writting paper or toilet paper

If you are use as a writting paper you are safe if you use as a toilet paper two things are involve

You either be use to wipe the back or the front

If you are use to wipe the back you are safe if you are use to wipe the front two things are involve

You either be place there or inside

If you are place there you are safe if you are put inside two things are involve

You either be removed or stay there

If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?
so are u sayıng ın every sıtuatıon 2 thıngs are ınvolved? lol sum tyms three thıng cud be ınvolved 2 wo....
example WATCH THIS..
lets say you go to dunkın donuts to get a coffee ın the mornıng and u meet a long lıne
three thıngs are ınvolved
ıs eıther you stay on the lıne patıently OR
stay on the lıne and keep complaınıng that pple are takıng forever OR
decıde to leave to another coffee branch

dont mınd me  jst lukıng for ur trouble....
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 27, 2007, 10:31:29 AM
Hafsee you better keep away from this sohon janar's post,
if at all he will let loose the information and reconfigure it
in a more readable and understandable form we will all run  ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 11:28:45 AM
If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?

If u stay there, 2 things are involved;

toilet paper either removed manually or surgically.

If manually, u are safe. If surgically, u have to go to the operating theatre.

If operated upon, 2 things are involved: u are either given local anaesthesia or general anaesthesia.

If local, u are safe, if general, 2 things are involved.

u either stay asleep throughout ope or u come round during ope.

If u stay asleep u are safe if u come round, two things are involved:

u either pass out because of the pain or u become paralyzed with pain.

if u pass out, u are safe. if u become paralyzed with pain two things are involved

u watch and feel the Dr. carve u up and there is nothing u can do about it or u try to scream blue murder and there is still nothing u can do about it.

If u watch u are safe (the Dr  would think that you probably wont litigate against him)

If u scream, 2 things are involved: the Dr will either probably cut yr tongue out, even though no sound is coming from yr mouth, or he will  sew up a pr of scissors inside u.

If he cuts yr tongue, u are safe. If he sews up a pr of scissors two things are involved

Dr recommends a second ope to remove scissors or refers u to specialist.

If Doc recommends second ope u are safe. If he refers u to specialist, 2 things are involved

Specialist is an organ donor looking to remove yr kidney or specialist is Dr Hannibal Lecter looking to make kidney pie for dinner with yr kidney.

If organ donor specialis is referee u are safe (relatively)

if Dr Hannibal Lecter is refree then

ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE
.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: waduz on November 27, 2007, 12:36:11 PM
Hakane, auntie Dr......... ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 27, 2007, 06:09:00 PM
so are u sayıng ın every sıtuatıon 2 thıngs are ınvolved? lol sum tyms three thıng cud be ınvolved 2 wo....
example WATCH THIS..
lets say you go to dunkın donuts to get a coffee ın the mornıng and u meet a long lıne
three thıngs are ınvolved
ıs eıther you stay on the lıne patıently OR
stay on the lıne and keep complaınıng that pple are takıng forever OR
decıde to leave to another coffee branch

dont mınd me  jst lukıng for ur trouble....


I dont mind Hafsee. Lets see this your coffee thing.

You are either jobless or you have job

If you are jobless you are safe if you have job two things are involve

You either go to bed early or stay late

If you go to bed early you are safe if you stay late two things are involved

You either go to work late or early

If you go late you are safe if you go early two things are involve

You either doze off at work or go out for a coffee

If you doze you are safe if you go for a coffee two things are involve

You either meet a short que or long que

If you meet a short que you are safe if you meet long que two things are involve

You either leave for another or wait patiently

If you leave you are safe if you wait two things are involve

You either get bad service or friendly service

If you get a bad service you are safe if you get a friendly service two things are involve

Is either the attendant is friendly or likes you

If the attendant is friendly you are safe if the attendant likes you two things are involve

Is either you ignore or act on it

If you ignore you are safe if you act on it two things are involve

You either get the number or start a long chat

If you get the number you are safe if go for a long chat two things are involve

You either end up with a warm coffee or cold coffee

If you end up with warm coffee you are safe if you end up with cold coffee two things are involve

You either drink it cold or decide to buy another

If you drink it cold you are safe if you decide to buy another two things are involve

You either have change or no-change

If you have change you are safe if you dont have change two things are involve

You either go and get change or go back to work

If you get change you are safe if you go back to work two things are involve

You either ask for a sick leave or continue dozing in the office

If you get a sick leave you are safe if you continue dozing two things are involve

You either get a warning or get fired

If you get a warning you are safe if you get fired two things are involved

You either become jobless or call the coffee shop attendant

If you become jobless you are safe if you call the shop attendant. I dont know

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVED?

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 27, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
Hafsee you better keep away from this sohon janar's post,
if at all he will let loose the information and reconfigure it
in a more readable and understandable form we will all run  ;D

Dan-Borno ai daure ka zanyi babu inda zaka. LOL

If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?

If u stay there, 2 things are involved;

toilet paper either removed manually or surgically.


if Dr Hannibal Lecter is refree then

ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

Nice one Husnna
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on November 30, 2007, 07:39:20 AM
so are u sayıng ın every sıtuatıon 2 thıngs are ınvolved? lol sum tyms three thıng cud be ınvolved 2 wo....
example WATCH THIS..
lets say you go to dunkın donuts to get a coffee ın the mornıng and u meet a long lıne
three thıngs are ınvolved
ıs eıther you stay on the lıne patıently OR
stay on the lıne and keep complaınıng that pple are takıng forever OR
decıde to leave to another coffee branch

dont mınd me  jst lukıng for ur trouble....


I dont mind Hafsee. Lets see this your coffee thing.

You are either jobless or you have job

If you are jobless you are safe if you have job two things are involve

You either go to bed early or stay late

If you go to bed early you are safe if you stay late two things are involved

You either go to work late or early

If you go late you are safe if you go early two things are involve

You either doze off at work or go out for a coffee

If you doze you are safe if you go for a coffee two things are involve

You either meet a short que or long que

If you meet a short que you are safe if you meet long que two things are involve

You either leave for another or wait patiently

If you leave you are safe if you wait two things are involve

You either get bad service or friendly service

If you get a bad service you are safe if you get a friendly service two things are involve

Is either the attendant is friendly or likes you

If the attendant is friendly you are safe if the attendant likes you two things are involve

Is either you ignore or act on it

If you ignore you are safe if you act on it two things are involve

You either get the number or start a long chat

If you get the number you are safe if go for a long chat two things are involve

You either end up with a warm coffee or cold coffee

If you end up with warm coffee you are safe if you end up with cold coffee two things are involve

You either drink it cold or decide to buy another

If you drink it cold you are safe if you decide to buy another two things are involve

You either have change or no-change

If you have change you are safe if you dont have change two things are involve

You either go and get change or go back to work

If you get change you are safe if you go back to work two things are involve

You either ask for a sick leave or continue dozing in the office

If you get a sick leave you are safe if you continue dozing two things are involve

You either get a warning or get fired

If you get a warning you are safe if you get fired two things are involved

You either become jobless or call the coffee shop attendant

If you become jobless you are safe if you call the shop attendant. I dont know

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVED?


actually ı stıll thınk three thıngs are ınvolved no offence  ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on December 01, 2007, 02:51:04 AM
he smiled. ok
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on December 07, 2007, 07:38:05 AM
he smiled. ok
  I LIKE IT WEN PPL SMILE
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on December 07, 2007, 09:42:21 AM
he smiled. ok
  I LIKE IT WEN PPL SMILE

Yes, when people smile then two things are involved:
Its either a happy smile or a wicked smile

If it is a happy one then it's ok but if it's a wicked one then two things are involved

You either notice or you will probably be deceived.

If you've noticed then you are safe but if you are deceived then 2 things are involved

you either fall victim to the person's wickedness or fate saves you

If you fall victim then he has succeeded but if fate saves you then two things are involved

You either take extra precaution next time or you brag about your victory

If you take extra precaution then you can survive next time but if u brag then two things are involved

You either keep bragging or you become a self made hero

Someone should kwantiniyu.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on December 07, 2007, 12:57:27 PM
Very impressive Goga!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ajingi on December 07, 2007, 03:16:27 PM
A gaishe ku!!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on January 07, 2008, 07:43:20 AM
he smiled. ok
  I LIKE IT WEN PPL SMILE

Yes, when people smile then two things are involved:
Its either a happy smile or a wicked smile

If it is a happy one then it's ok but if it's a wicked one then two things are involved

You either notice or you will probably be deceived.

If you've noticed then you are safe but if you are deceived then 2 things are involved

you either fall victim to the person's wickedness or fate saves you

If you fall victim then he has succeeded but if fate saves you then two things are involved

You either take extra precaution next time or you brag about your victory

If you take extra precaution then you can survive next time but if u brag then two things are involved

You either keep bragging or you become a self made hero

Someone should kwantiniyu.
yap when some one contınues two thıngs are ınvolved
ıs eıther they choose to contınue on thesame topıc or choose a new topıc
ıf they choose a new topıc they may get more poınts to talk about form the hıstory of the topıc tho the conclutıon
ıf they decıde to contınue wıth thesame topıc unless they are famılıer wıth ıt they may not have much to say because almost all have been saıd.
ı really dont know what amm sayıng but can sum 1 pıck on thıs?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 09, 2008, 02:56:40 AM
If you dont know what you are saying, two things are involved

You either leave it alone or write something

If you leave it alone you are safe but if you write something two things are involve

You either quite writting and ask for someones help or write nosense

If you ask for help you are safe if you write nosense.

Are two things involved?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on January 10, 2008, 01:18:50 PM
I discover that what everybody does; two things are involved, is that right? LOL
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on January 29, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
I discover that what everybody does; two things are involved, is that right? LOL
wrong cuz three thıngs could be ınvolved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: arubuta on February 06, 2008, 12:13:13 AM
wats tha third if i may ask?

sleeping, two things are involved
u wake up alive or
alive in the oda world (dead)

if u wake up two tins r involved
pick up the tin with happy mood or
the sad mood tin


p.s try to smyl always
so pic tha good tin
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on February 06, 2008, 10:14:46 AM
wats tha third if i may ask?

sleeping, two things are involved
u wake up alive or
alive in the oda world (dead)

if u wake up two tins r involved
pick up the tin with happy mood or
the sad mood tin


p.s try to smyl always
so pic tha good tin
three thıngs are ınvolves
eıther u sleep
u stay awake
or yo do somethıng else (lıke takıng a walk or watchjıng a movıe or jst layıng on the bed)
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: EMTL on February 06, 2008, 01:46:31 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Two things happen when you wakes up in the morning- You either thank Allah (SWT) for bringing back your soul, spit sneeze three times and also seek for Allah (SWT)'s protection against all evils or you do not. Allah (SWT) Yasa mu dace da Sunnah- amiyn.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 06, 2008, 02:39:12 PM
let me try this one today:

Two things are involved if you sneeze out

you either spread bacteria
or
you catch cold

if you spread bacteria, two things are involved  ;D

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on February 06, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
...if you spread bacteria two things are involved
either infect the people nearby or say alhamdulillah

if u say alhamdulillah then 2 things are involved
either someone says yarhamakallah or not

if you're told yarhamakallah then two things are involved...

someone shud kwantiniyu  ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 06, 2008, 03:43:47 PM
if you're told yarhamakallah then two things are involved...

you either reply yagfirullahu lana wa lakum
or
you keep mute.

if you keep mute, two things are involved

you are either jahili murakkab
or
you are not a Muslim at all

if you are jahili murakkab, you better go and learn
but if you are not a Muslim at all, two things are involved:

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on February 09, 2008, 09:08:26 PM
if you are not a muslim two things are involved

you either say 'bless you' or offer a handkerchief

if you said bless you, you are safe if you offer a handkerchief two things are involved

you take your handky back or leave it

If you leave it you are safe if you take  it back two things are involved

you either catch the virus or somebody continue
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: *~MuDa~* on February 10, 2008, 02:28:24 PM
...if you spread bacteria two things are involved
either infect the people nearby or say alhamdulillah

if u say alhamdulillah then 2 things are involved
either someone says yarhamakallah or not

if you're told yarhamakallah then two things are involved...

someone shud kwantiniyu  ;D

You guys are truly a bunch of hilarious comedians...lol keep that up!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 10, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
if somebody continues better, if you catch the virus
two things are involved:

you are either taken to the hospital or you stay at home.

if you are taken to hospital better, if you stay at
home two things are involved:

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on February 10, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
you might just take pro-cold and sleep or you take lemon tea
if you take pro-cold then it is dangerous and if you take lemon tea then 2 things are involved

you either feel better or the sickness continues
if you feel better then its ok but if the sickness continues then 2 things are involved

you either decide to go to the hospital or still stay at home
if u go to the hospital then good but if u still decide to stay at home then 2 things are involved

continue
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 10, 2008, 06:47:02 PM
you either become liability to the family or you die.
if you die, better, but if you become liability two things
are involved:

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on February 10, 2008, 07:41:44 PM
some wait for you to die while some try to kill you
if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

they either suceed or they fail
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 10, 2008, 09:27:41 PM
 ;D   ;D  common GGNK you are my man today:

If they succeed then they are safe
but if they fail two things are involve

You either take them to court for conspiracy to commit murder
or you leave them till the day of judgement.

if you charge them to court is better
but if you leave them till judgement day two things are involved.

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: arubuta on February 11, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

u either wait till the appointed day or
you forgive them.

if you forgive them two things are involved
 they realize their mistake or

if you forgive them better, else
two things involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 11, 2008, 05:55:24 PM
arubuta u don confuse me pata pata  ???
GGNK ko ka dan fahimci wani abu ana?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: arubuta on February 11, 2008, 11:53:48 PM
sorry woo
 na two things wey dey run 4 ma head
and make me think of two things involved, thats why
here i go again

if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

u either wait till the appointed day or
you forgive them.


if you forgive them better, else
two things involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: hafsee on February 26, 2008, 10:42:19 AM
lo this is funny
is either your funny or your not
if you are funny two thisg are involved
you can become a comedian who make people laugh on stage
or you can just be a normal person who make a frends and family laugh
yet if your not funny 2 things are involved
can some one help me hia pls
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on February 26, 2008, 12:09:34 PM
 ;D

You guys are really creative. Keep it up!
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on March 03, 2008, 08:56:13 PM
if you are not funny two things are involved

you either die young of heart attack
or
or caught up by paralysis

If you die young its better for you
but if you become paralyzed two things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on March 12, 2008, 07:02:57 AM
if you become paralyzed two things are involved

you either live or die
if you live you are safe if you died two things are involved

you are either buried or cremeted
if you are buried you safe if you are cremented two things are involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on March 14, 2008, 09:25:24 AM
If you are cremated two things are involved; Either you are Indian or a heathen. If you are an Indian, u are either hindu or muslim. If u are hindu, u recite 'Hare Krishna' or worship a Cow....

Kai wani ya ci gaba.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on March 14, 2008, 11:30:59 AM
hahahaha Bakangizo, you wan dagula the whole thing, let me
see if i can panel beat it a little:

If you worship a cow two things are involved:

You are either a fool or possessed by satan

if you are a fool better, but if possessed by satan
two things are involved

You either find a way of deliverance or mislead others.

If you are delivered from satan better, but if you
continue misleading people two things are involved

oya Bakangizo, you can now carry go.

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on March 14, 2008, 01:37:36 PM
hahahaha Bakangizo, you wan dagula the whole thing, let me
see if i can panel beat it a little:

If you worship a cow two things are involved:

You are either a fool or possessed by satan

Daddy, make I dagula di abunnan more...........

If you worship cow two things are invovled

You are either a Hindu or a Fulani but the type of worship am on about for Fuldes is (just for their love in rearing their animals only).

Ask my aunti. Wey she dey sef?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on April 03, 2008, 10:43:24 AM
my daughter ke nan, u don try sha.

If you are fulani two things are involved:

you either spend your life rearing cows or
spend your life being kanuri's servant.

if you are kanuri's servant better, amma
if you rear cows all your life two things are involve.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on April 03, 2008, 01:24:19 PM
if you rear cattle all your life then 2 things are involved
you either keep rearing them and not selling or you rear them and sell them
if you rear them without selling then bad for you but if you sell then 2 things are involved
you either sell them and make profit or you sell them to got to hajj
if you sell them to make profit then good for you
if you sell them to got to hajj then 2 things are involved
you either get a correct guy to make the reservation for you or you get a 419er
if you get a correct guy then lucky you but if you get a 419er then 2 things are involved....

wani ya cigaba......
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on April 03, 2008, 02:00:00 PM
tttthhhhhaaaattttssss correct men, i like it.

if you get a 419er then 2 things are involved....
you either become stranded at the airport or
report the case to the nearest police station.

if you become stranded at the airport the better,
but if you report at the police station two things
are involved.

you are either charged for conspuracy to commit
419 or pay some money to bail your self.

if you pay some money to bail yourself the better
but if you are charged for conspiracy two things
are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on April 03, 2008, 02:52:56 PM
if u are charged for conspiracy then 2 things are involved
you either bribe the policemen and go free or you are sent to jail
if u bribe them then good for you else if you are sent to jail then 2 things are involved

you are either taken to a minimum security prison or if unlucky sent to kirikiri
if na minimum security then you are a bit lucky but if na kirikiri then two things are involved


Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on April 03, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
you either come out as harden criminal or a preacher
if you come out as criminal the better but if you come
out as a preacher two things are involved

you either misled people to the wrong path or you
define your own religion.

if you misled people, dama dama, however if you define
your own religion two things are involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on April 07, 2008, 02:58:23 AM
you are either called mai tatsine or u will be observed for some time
If called mai tatsine the sorry for you but if observed for some time then two things are involved

you either get some followers or you are decended upon by the populace
if you get some followers the sorry for them if u are decended upon then 2 things are involved

you either denounce the religion or you run away to the neighbouring country and set a base
if you denounce then dama dama but if u run to the neighboring country then two things are involved

the govt decides to leave u with your wahala or they follow you into the neighboring country
if they leave u then u are damn lucky but if they follow you then two things are involved........
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on April 07, 2008, 10:59:40 AM
If they follow you then two things are involved; they either get you extradited or not.
If they fail to get you shipped back, then two things are invloved; they threaten the country if it is small like Nijar. If it is Nijar two things are involved; they either comply, ko mu daina basu wutar lantarki..

Wani ya karba...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on April 17, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
Yauwa Bakan Gizo, bari na dauka na gani.

if we give them lantarki, two things are involved

It is either we embrace french life style or they pay for the services.

If they pay for the services, better for us, amma if we
embrace french life style two things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on April 28, 2008, 01:24:21 PM
If we embrace french life style two things are involved; either we become 'carefree', or we resist the temptation. If we resist the temptation better, but if we become carefree the society becomes loose. If the society bcom loose two things are involved; either Allah ya jarrabe mu, or Yariman Bakura would declare a politically motivated Sharia.

kontiniyu...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 09, 2008, 02:54:55 PM
If Yeriman Bakura declare a politically motivated
sharia the better for us, amma In Allah ya jarrabe
mu two things are involved.

It is either we were plagued with hunger or shower
rains of fire on us.

If we were plagued with hunger, the better for us
amma if we were showered with rains of fire two
things are involved

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on May 12, 2008, 10:47:51 AM
Kai DB ya kake neman mana bala'i ne?
Allah ya kiyaye! Amin.

However i will kwantiniyu:
if they are showered with rains of fire 2 things are involved
either they all die or some live
if they all die then kurunkus but if some live then two things are involved
they either repent or live to tell the stories
they repent fine and if they tell the stories then two things are involve

wani ya karba.....
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 12, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
GGNK - bala'i kam ai orodi we are in, sai dai mu
nemi sauki - when last did you buy buhun shinkafa?

Kwantiniyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If they tell stories, two things are involved
either their children take lessons from them or
or mocked.  If their children take lesson the
better but if they mocked them two things
are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on May 20, 2008, 02:15:33 PM
GGNK - bala'i kam ai orodi we are in, sai dai mu
nemi sauki - when last did you buy buhun shinkafa?

Wa ya ce maka yana sayen buhun shinkafa? Ka manta shi sai dai a dafa a gida, yaci kawai?  ;D

Let me ci gaba,

If they mocked them TTAI; They make the same mistake and suffer some punishment. If they are to be punished, TTAI; the punishment may come in the form of China's earthquake or Myanmar's cyclone...

someone take the baton..
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on June 01, 2008, 08:12:00 PM
GGNK - bala'i kam ai orodi we are in, sai dai mu
nemi sauki - when last did you buy buhun shinkafa?

Wa ya ce maka yana sayen buhun shinkafa? Ka manta shi sai dai a dafa a gida, yaci kawai?  ;D
Enjoy yourself BKGZ  >:(
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on June 21, 2008, 03:57:12 AM
Enjoy urself BKGZ, if you do u r safe, if u dont two things r involved

You either loose the opportunity or carry it over

if u carry it over u r safe, if you loose the opportunity two things are involved

You either regret it or i pass you on to GGNK to enjoy
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: EMTL on July 02, 2008, 09:16:06 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Life should be enjoyed within the boundaries of the provision of the Shariah otherwise two things are involved: dama ko hagu- Allah (SWT) Ya sa mu dace.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: HUSNAA on July 04, 2008, 04:58:31 AM
If u go dama you are assured of salvation
If u go hagu, two things are involved
Either Allah Ya Azabtar da mutum, ko Ya Gafartamasa
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on July 04, 2008, 11:23:57 AM
kai Auntyn kline, ina ganin fa yanzu kin gama
abubawan dake gabanki - good luck.

If it is Gafara e don better for your, amma if it
is Azaba, two things are involved:

You are either thrown into Jahannama or Gayya.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on July 05, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
If it is gayya, TTAI; either DB tell me what 'Gayya" means, or someone should...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on July 07, 2008, 11:38:02 AM
If someone does you are safe if no one does TTAI
You either sermon DB as you did or consult the oracle

If you sermon DB you are safe, if you consult the oracle TTAI
you either go into the shrine backward or forward

If you enter backward you are safe, if you enter forward TTAI
you either enter with the left leg or offend the Gods

If you enter with the left leg you are safe if you offend the Gods TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on July 14, 2008, 09:03:05 PM
either DB tell me what 'Gayya" means, or someone should...

hahahahah Bakangizo, lalle na yarda kai cikakken dan Fee Dee Fee ne?

Gayya sunan wani wuta ne a lahira, just like jahannama.

"......yalkauna gayya..."
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on July 14, 2008, 09:10:55 PM
if you offend the gods 2 things are involved;
you are either cursed or sent to the evil forest.

if you are sent to the evil forest, e don better for you
but if you are cursed two things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: HUSNAA on July 25, 2008, 01:49:29 PM
If it is gayya, TTAI; either DB tell me what 'Gayya" means, or someone should...

Gaiai. Ten days ago, I watched a CG movie. I honestly cant recall the name of the movie. It was a very good movie though and there was plenty of talk about gaiai or gayya as DB calls it. This gaiai is nothing more than molten lava, drenching a volcano, or that is what I understand from the movie. So there is Jahannama and there is gaiai which is a  much diluted version of Jahannama in terms of fire and energy.
Dont know if I am correct..........
two things are involved; if I am correct, hurray to me and DB should applaud, if I am wrong.. then another explanation is in order...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on October 08, 2008, 05:01:05 PM
If husnaa is wrong two things are involved
You either correct her or stay mute

If you correct her you are safe, if you stay mute two things are involved
you either be hunt by your conscious or you go back and enlight her

If you enlight her you are safe, if you are hunt by your conscious two things are involved
you either cant sleep or run away from your conscious

If you run away from your conscious you are safe, if you cant sleep to things are involved
you either take some sleeping tabs or you get insomnia

If you take sleeping tabs you are safe, if you get insomnia two things are involved
you either meet faithless or you become slow motion

If you meet faithless you are safe, if you become slow motion two things are involved
you either need some one to press play for you or you stop functioning

If someone press play for you you are safe, if you stop functioning two things are involved
you either die (Waiyazu Billah) or run mad

If you die u r (might) safe, if you run mad two things are involved

To be cont
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on October 08, 2008, 06:07:35 PM
you either stay in the market side or high way
if you stay at the market side, safer for you, but if
you stay by the high way 2 things are involved:

you are either knocked off by okada or knocked down bytrailer
if knocked down by okada, e don better for you, but if
na trailer knocked you down two things are involved:
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 03, 2008, 10:59:01 PM
If na trailer knock you down, two things are involved

You either turn into garin bi'di'dis or minced meat.

If you turn turn into garin bi'di'dis you are safe, if you turn into minced meat two things are involved

to be cont
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 04, 2008, 08:06:56 PM
If you turn into minced meat, two things are involved
we either change the topic or pray for u

If we change the topic you are safe, if we pray for you, two things are involved
you either get blessing or add to to your blessing

If it add to your blessing you are safe, if you get blessing two things are involved
you either need more blessing or your past record determine your status

If you need more blessing you are *safe if you will get it. If your past record determine your status two things are inloved

To be continued insh.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Tukurtukur on November 06, 2008, 11:02:00 AM
Well done IBB! Asai ka iya prediction abu biyu?  waiting for three things as insisted by Hafsee.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 11, 2008, 03:18:59 AM
Well done Tukurtukur! Wai! ashe? Ai ban sani ba, na iya prediction abu biyu. Ga prediction three things costume for you.

Idan kame-kame ka ke three things are involved

You are either misterious (web), or cultural (hausa a ido), or metamorphosise (switch career)
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on November 11, 2008, 03:43:14 PM
What do you thing would involve if Admin hasn't take a surresptitious action towards this forum's scammers?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 12, 2008, 12:49:17 AM
Forum scammers? Who are those Muhsin never heard of them. Definately two things would have been involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on November 14, 2008, 10:28:01 AM
LOL ;D I see Admin has had already taken action. Good.

Didn't you notice their presence, IBB? They are in almost all other subforum, opening threads of all kind including ones with sex explicit pictures. Very dirty ones. May God curse them all. Keep the good job, mr admin.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on November 24, 2008, 04:34:48 PM
two things would have been involved
it is either call kanoonline off or join them

if you call kanoonline off better, but if you join
them, 2 things are involved:

Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 03, 2009, 02:56:02 PM
If you join them two things are involved

You are either for them or for us

If you are for them you are safe, if you are for us two things are involved

you are either a follower or misguided

if you are a follower you are safe, if you are misguided two things are involved

you are either heading for guidance or destruction

If you are guided you are safe if heading for destruction two things are involved

You are either destroyed or tortured

If you are destroyed you are safe if you are tortured two things are involved

You are either tortured by the US or the chinese

If you are tortured by the US you are safe, if you are tortured by the chines two things are involved

To be cont...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on November 06, 2009, 11:54:25 AM
Very intelligent of you, IBB. And very funny, too.

I'm panting for more... :)
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on November 14, 2009, 02:01:57 AM
If you are tortured by the Chinese two things are involved

You are either tortured with water or Bamboo

If you are tortured with water you are safe if you are tortured with bamboo two things are involved

You either have a long thin shoots of sharp bamboo be inserted benieth your fingernails or you surrender the wanted information

If you surrender the information you are safe if you allow the long thin shoots of sharp bamboo be inserted benieth your fingernails  two thing are involved

You either have it pushed way back to the cuticle, and be left there or another finger will be done.

if you have it pushed way back to the cuticle, and be left there you are safe if done on another finger two things are involved.

you either have it done on another and another and another or the toenails

if you have it done on another and another and another you are safe if you have on the toenails two things are involved.

to be cont..........
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on December 18, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
If you have bamboo shoot pushed beneith you toenails two things are involved

You are either left alone or enjoy the pleasure of chinese prison

If you are left alone you are safe if you are left to enjoy the pleasure of chinese prison two things are involved

You are either in a surface prison or underground prison

If you are in the surface prison you are safe if you are in the underground two things are involved

You are either important or extra ordinary

If you are important you are safe (probable negotiate ur realese), if you are extra ordinary two things are involved

You are either patriotic or a Nigerian

If you are patriotic you are safe if you are a Nigerian kashin ka ya bushe.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 08, 2010, 11:47:32 PM
If your shit don try (kashin ka ya bushe) two things are involved

You are either helpless or try to bomb the empire citizens

If you are helpless you are safe if you try to bomb empire citizens two things are involve

to be cont
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 19, 2010, 10:14:36 PM
If you try to bomb empire citizens two things are involved

You are either trying to create terror or cut down their population

If you are trying to create terror you are safe if you are trying to cut down their population two things are involve

You could either leave them to their legalise abortion or legalise gay marriage

If you leave them to the abortion you are safe if you leave them to their gay marriage two things are involved.

You either watch as man give birth to man or watch as their population decline

 
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 21, 2010, 01:07:41 AM
Dan Borno or Gogannaka someone should come to my rescue. Being cracking my brain alone here
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on January 22, 2010, 01:37:14 PM
LOL,
Ibb ka san yanzu ba'a sakin baki ayi zancen bombing plane.
Someone was frustrated with the delays at heathrow and wrote on his twitter that he'll bomb the whole place.
Before u know it he was arrested. That means they are seriously spying on people.

Anyways i will ease your brainwork.

If man give birth to man then good for us but if population decline 2 things are involved
The country runs out of manpower or they force everyman to join the military
if they run out of manpower then better but if every man joins military then 2 things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on January 22, 2010, 05:59:20 PM
if they run out of manpower then better but if every man joins military then 2 things are involved.

if every man joins military, it is either die for your country or rape women in sudan
if you die for your country, but if you rape women in sudan, two things are involved.

whether you come back with HIV AIDS or GONORRHEA

if you come back with Gonorrhea, e don better for your but if you come back
with HIV AIDS two things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on January 29, 2010, 05:19:48 PM
If u come back with hiv two things r involved; you begin to write your obituary or u look for magani. If u begin to look for magani, fine, but if you begin to write your obituary, two things r involved...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 30, 2010, 04:43:18 PM
Ibb ka san yanzu ba'a sakin baki ayi zancen bombing plane.
Someone was frustrated with the delays at heathrow and wrote on his twitter that he'll bomb the whole place.
Before u know it he was arrested. That means they are seriously spying on people.

You are right GGNK

If u come back with hiv two things r involved; you begin to write your obituary or u look for magani. If u begin to look for magani, fine, but if you begin to write your obituary, two things r involved...

If you begin to write your obituary ttai

Is either you announce it on radio or television

If you announce it in radio you are safe if you announce on television ttai
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 05, 2010, 06:15:57 PM
it is either you receive donation from NGOs or
your wife sue you

if you receive donation from NGO, e don better
for you, but if your wife sue you two things are
involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on February 05, 2010, 10:27:52 PM
If ur wife sue you ttai

She either loss the case or she wins

If she wins ttai

You either did civil marriage or civil partnership

If you did civil marriage u r safe, if you did civil partnership ttai
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 08, 2010, 06:33:08 PM
It is either you cant cope with your other partner
or you live town

if you cant cope with your partner, your bread don butter
but if you live town, two things are involved

it is either you stay in ogbomosho or kano
if you stay in ogbomosho your own don better but
if you stay in kano, two things are involved:
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on February 19, 2010, 06:07:24 PM
If you stay in Kano TTAI

You either die of pollution or congestion

If you die of pollution you are safe if you die of congestion TTAI

You are either run down by dan-acaba or keke-napep

If you are ran down by dan-acaba you are safe if you are ran down by keke-napep TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Muhsin on February 20, 2010, 01:17:33 PM
Carry on. . . ;D
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on February 26, 2010, 10:06:38 PM
If you are run down by Keke napep ttai

You either regrate being in Kano or be embarrass for being killed by kekenapep
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on March 01, 2010, 09:32:02 AM
if you regret being in kano ttai

you either relocate to zaria city or funtua
if you relocate to zaria city, your own don better
but if you relocate to funtua, two things are involved.
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on March 04, 2010, 12:59:46 PM
you either settle down and find a wife or live as a bachelor
If you find a wife then lucky you but if u live as a bachelor then TTAI
......
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on March 13, 2010, 09:02:30 PM
If u live as a bachelor ttai

You either hide during Ramadan or marry before Ramadan

If you marry before Ramadan you are safe if you hide ttai

You are either found or not

If not found you are safe if found two things are involved

You either have your neck in Na-lakwaye's knot or run to the nearest registry and register as a widower
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on March 16, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
If you register as a widower TTAI
They either publish your name in widowers list and make it public or not.
If they make it public TTAI
You either numerous applications from zawarawa or yanmata
If the applications na from yanmata, good for you, but if na from zawarawa, TTAI ....
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on March 16, 2010, 08:05:01 PM
you either marry bazawara who works in a bank
or marry who works as a fuel attendant.

if the bazawara works in a bank, e go better for
you.  but if na fuel attendant, TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 19, 2010, 08:45:53 PM
gayu ina kuka shiga ne?


if its fuel attendant, you either engage in black market or
she always come home late.

if she comes home late, that one better, but if you engage
in black market, two things are involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ummutameem on May 19, 2010, 09:06:00 PM
let me try this:

if u engage in black market ttai
you either become rich or u become a solution sniffing idiot,

if u become rich, ur own don beta but if u become a solution sniffing idiot then two things are involved
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 19, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
great mama t.
this is perfect
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ummutameem on May 21, 2010, 10:39:42 AM
thanks, thot i should try it since u guys seem to be having a ball n i hav to say d posts are nothing but creative
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 21, 2010, 11:26:46 AM
let me try this:

if u engage in black market ttai
you either become rich or u become a solution sniffing idiot,

if u become rich, ur own don beta but if u become a solution sniffing idiot then two things are involved

you either start selling mai zobe in your neighbourhood or
migrate to lagos

if you start selling mai zobe (three rings) in your neighbourghood
better for you, but if you migrate to lagos TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ummutameem on May 22, 2010, 08:38:38 PM
you either become a sharp enterprenuer or u join ram sellers from d north-east

if u become an enterpreneur, its all good but if u join ram sellers from d north-east then TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on May 24, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
You either sell at a loss or gain
if sell at loss then sorry and if you gain then TTAI

You either buy new stock or get married
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on May 24, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
If you buy new stock good for you, but if you marry TTAI;
You no go get money for bizness again. And if you don't have capital TTAI,
You either borrow from a bank or your friend.
If you borrow from a friend good for you.
But if you borrow from bank...
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: ummutameem on May 25, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
if u borrow money from d bank ttai

u either pay exhorbitant interest or u dont pay n get a visit from efcc

if u are chanced to repay wit interest then u are indeed lucky
but if u get a visit from efcc ttai
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: gogannaka on May 25, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
you either give bribe or talk to your god father
if you give bribe then you are on your own and if u talk to your god father then TTAI
He either talks to farida or Jonathan
If he talks to farida good for you and if he talks to jonathan then TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on January 06, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
If you talk to Jonathan TTAI

You either be asked to donate or vote for PDP

If you donate you are safe if you vote TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on January 08, 2011, 10:23:35 AM
If you vote TTAI; Either PDP wins again or finally lose. If they lose, its a fresh start for Naija. But if they win TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on May 09, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
PDP won ttai

it is either CPC lost or our people are ignorant

if CPC lost we are safe but if our people are ignorant ttai

it is either they are illiterate or corrupt

if they are illitrate we safe but if they are corrupt ttai

it is either we live an unsecured life or destroy the future of the young ones

if we live unsecure we are safe but if we destroy the future of the young ones ttai

it is either they become labourer or Slaves

if they become labourers they are safe but if they become slaves ttai

they will loose their idependence and their freedom.

A lesson, be carefull avoid ttai and wake up and act. But beware when you protest ttai, when you go to court ttai, remain patient ttai, do the right thing and ttai (GOOD UP bad down)
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on May 10, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
Now you have jumbled up the flow ;D Where do I pick up?
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on May 10, 2011, 04:33:46 PM
If you pick from the jumbles of IBB TTAI

You either get confused or stucked

if you get confused, e go better for you but
if you got stucked TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: IBB on May 10, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
LOL

Continue from 'Freedom'
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: bakangizo on May 11, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
lol, let me take it from DB -

If you get stuck TTAI
Someone will dig you out or leave you there
If you are dug out, good for you
But if you are left there stuck in the mud, TTAI
Title: Re: Two Things are Involve
Post by: Dan-Borno on October 11, 2011, 12:20:39 PM
It is either you die of thirst or you eat dry mud

if you die of thirst, your own don better
but if you eat dry mud, TTAI