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Title: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on February 06, 2009, 09:15:29 AM
You call it boxing or judo or karate or dambe, but I call it KUTUFO.

Round One!

1.   Waduz yayi KUTUFO da Bazawwara sai ya nemi yayi settling scores by bringing the issue of  - BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI.
2.   mallam abeeda was divorced 5 times and so the Growing Rates of Divorce in Kano.
3.   Bakan~Gizo ya kasa dariya sai yake neman - Make Me Laugh!
4.    MySeLf has problems with translations, so she needs help - HELP ME TRANSLATE .
5.   Dave_McEwan_Hill  the Amazing gentleman.
6.   Forum Avatars from Husnaa, get me one from her shadows.
7.    Muhsin the GAME master.
8.   Dan-Borno the super word connector.
9.   Ummita the Amebo with the latest hottest gossip in town.
10.    GGNK is my friend.
11.   IBB my “running mate.”

Kutufo kenan!  For some na below d belt.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: HUSNAA on February 06, 2009, 12:42:02 PM
Yawn.............................
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: kanoraidas on February 06, 2009, 01:00:02 PM
hahahaha
zan bada gudunmowa wajan siyan magani ga wanda akayiwa kutufo
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: ummita on February 06, 2009, 09:38:09 PM
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.

Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: MySeLf on February 06, 2009, 10:08:42 PM
Meye wannan fa?

Wannan? Is call laughter... Ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D...... Lol Tukur, I reckon you transfer this whole thread to make me laugh lol..

KUTUFO? Wallahi I can't remember the last time I heard this word, lol
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: ummita on February 06, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
Wheres the humour in it? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on February 06, 2009, 11:08:53 PM
Yawn.............................

This is TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT.  Sleep Hold!

hahahaha
zan bada gudunmowa wajan siyan magani ga wanda akayiwa kutufo

Welcome our home based Doctor.   Please quickly attend to Ummita as she has super technical knockout.  Dazed.

Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.

STILL DAZED.  Doctor kanoraidas you have serious work at hand.

Meye wannan fa?

Wannan? Is call laughter... Ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D...... Lol Tukur, I reckon you transfer this whole thread to make me laugh lol..

KUTUFO? Wallahi I can't remember the last time I heard this word, lol

Yes my daughter you are the champion.  You have won round One.  The winner always smiles.  No worry with the looser's anger.

Wheres the humour in it? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Haba Uwar gata, Ummita Ummita.  How are you feeling today? calm down.  You may win the next bout.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: HUSNAA on February 09, 2009, 07:43:33 PM
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Ato... Kema kya fada!!! 
Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.
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Lol cant you see I am yawning? ;D ;D ;D ;D I think its YOU who has to wake me up!! This subject matter is way past my bedtime!!!!!!! Its a total borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!!!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Lawwali on February 10, 2009, 11:39:22 AM
TKTK, from mystery to kutufo? may be yah customers has unveiled the mystery. Now you turned to be the organiser and the refree in a kutufo contest 8) 8) 8)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on February 10, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
Meye wannan fa? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I squeeze time & come in and what do I find? >:(

Ato... Kema kya fada!!! 
Yawn.............................
lol, Husna do me a favour....kindly wake me later for passing this time in sleep... hope you wont follow suit.
Lol cant you see I am yawning? ;D ;D ;D ;D I think its YOU who has to wake me up!! This subject matter is way past my bedtime!!!!!!! Its a total borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!!!

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Give each one one kutufo and you all will be awake ;D ;D ;D

TKTK, from mystery to kutufo? may be yah customers has unveiled the mystery. Now you turned to be the organiser and the refree in a kutufo contest 8) 8) 8)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mallam Lawwali the mystery is still there.  Mystery is full time while the kutufo is leisure/recreation/sports.  lets all break from the mono mono.

where is my daughter MYSELF?  Our kutufo champion!!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: MySeLf on February 10, 2009, 11:25:38 PM
Tukur da wa nakara and what did I win? hehehe lol..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol,, Lallai kana da babbar ya saika ja damara :D.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on February 11, 2009, 07:27:47 AM
Tukur da wa nakara and what did I win? hehehe lol..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol,, Lallai kana da babbar ya saika ja damara :D.

 ;D ;D ;D in dis kind of kutufo contest, no need for opponent. As mention in the webmystry post, you have won a return trip to USA for 2 weeks fully paid accommodation and feeding inclusive.  you have the option of one person to accompany you from the following list:
1.  aunty or
2.  sister or
3.  brother or
4.  forum daddy. ;D ;D ;D ;D.

..... Kuma nice Daughter ka? lol, ... saika ja damara :D.

I am in trouble, my daughter wants to KUTUFO me. ;D ;D :o :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: MySeLf on February 12, 2009, 12:09:29 AM
Taking one person wouldn't be fair mana.... All members will be coming, they too will like to meet African Icon Mr Hussein Obama, and first lady Michelle.... Daddy dan dattijo team leader :D hehehe
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Muhsin on February 12, 2009, 11:31:50 AM
Very funny thread. ;D
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: waduz on February 12, 2009, 12:38:09 PM
Kutufo! Kutufo!! Kutufo!!! amma kun bani dariya harna tuno do kutufon dan Sokoto!

Wai wadansu ne su biyu a sokoto suna fada da inyamiri daya. Sai shi inyamiri ya dinga yiwa dayan dan sokoto kutufo irin na boxing da sauri sauri. Sai wanda ake wa kutufo, ya tsammanci inyamiran biyu ne ke naushinsa, sai ya ce ma danuwanshi:

Dan sokoto1: Koni, rika min gudan ( Ya ji naushi a fuska ba dama!)

Dan sokoto11: Ai shi kadai ne!

Dan sokoto1: Shi kadai??????

Dan sokoto11: E walla.

Dan sokoto 1: In haka ne, to mu gudu!

Sai suka arce a guje......

Rapid kutufos a fuska fa ba dadi, in kai musu, tambayi dan sokoto!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 12, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on February 12, 2009, 06:30:42 PM
Taking one person wouldn't be fair mana.... All members will be coming, they too will like to meet African Icon Mr Hussein Obama, and first lady Michelle.... Daddy dan dattijo team leader :D hehehe

Very well, carrying all on board for the trip.  I will appoint Wduz as deputy leader? :D :D

Welcome Muhsin, Dan-Barno and Waduz on to the Kutufo train.
A good episode narated by Waduz.

WATCH OUT FOR ROUND 2 of the KUTUFO.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Lawwali on February 17, 2009, 03:17:07 PM
TKTK, Har an shiga Round 2 ba a bawa winner trophy ba what a contest, kar fa wani ya sha kutufo ya rama akan direban kutufo train ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: EMTL on February 21, 2009, 07:14:20 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Wani ya bani labarin wani kutufo da faru a Lagos:
Wani mutum ne direban doguwa ya kai kaya lagos sai ya yada zango a wani wurin cin abinchi. Ya ajiye wayarsa ta salula yana cin abin sai matarsa ta bugo masa waya, ke kuma bayar rabiya sai kika dau waya kikace, "wace ce? Ai gashin nan mai wayar wajena yana cin abinchi...." Malamin da ya amshi wayar sai ya gane matarsa ce ta kitashi saboda haka ya fahimchi lalle wannan mai abinchi ta 'kwanto-masa-kura' saboda haka sai ya kai mata tafi. Ya bata-biyu-daya-bata-gyaru ba'. Allah (SWT) ya rabamu da kutufo.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on March 05, 2009, 12:09:15 AM
Wheres the humour in it? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Ah! Anty wetin do you sef? Party pooper! Leave them alone. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: MySeLf on March 30, 2009, 10:59:27 PM
Kai jama'a! Referee of kutufu is missing and no one is saying nothing >:( ko sai anyi kisane?
DaDdY cAn YoU hEaR mOi? ;D......OUT HERE NOW!!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on June 21, 2009, 09:40:34 AM
Thank you my daughter Myself!  Truely you are daddy's daughter.
I can bequeath to you this wonderful legacy of refereeship.

You know Ummita is yet to recover from the first bout of the KUTUFO!
The next round will be between Hafsy and Ummita.

WATCHOUT! do not be told!!!

Thank you EMTL for the SALULA story.  I hear say the mai abinci na Hafsy's friend?  The Direba na DB?
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on August 03, 2009, 07:12:34 AM
GIDAN KUTUFO NEWS FLASH

An Kashe GoodFella jiya.
DB ya suma har yanzu bai farfado ba.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 01, 2010, 11:42:33 PM
IBB, DB, GGNK, Mysel and co. Thank you for the concern and the PPP messages.

Naji labari cewa Db ya bude baki da sucoudice yau. Daga sha sai amai.  Watch out for the wasco you take.  You cannot mix sucoudice with fura da nono or mordom during the Ramadan.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Dan-Borno on September 02, 2010, 10:26:53 AM
You missed this fight and your webmystery couldnt detect it
too - and if you do know, lets here your interpretation.
(http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/3177/boxing_cartoon_240x230_062005.jpg)
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 03, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
You missed this fight and your webmystery couldnt detect it
too - and if you do know, lets here your interpretation.
(http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/3177/boxing_cartoon_240x230_062005.jpg)


Dis na serious business DB.  .  I know IBB and Mudcris are the most aggressive members on the F.  But of recent Muda has collapsed and gone into seclusion.  This is Ramadan period so no kutufo. Go to the webmystery threat for the latest forecast.  I wonder why you are still around instead of campaigning.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: bakangizo on September 04, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
DB, su waye suke ba hammata iska in that cartoon?
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 05, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
BKGZ, visit the F Arena next week to know ko su waye ne.  But u most be ready to participate in a novices boxing or kutufo as special boxer.  Come with your gloves.  u will be in the RED Corner while DB will be in the BLUE Corner.
I have appointed my daughter - MYSELF as your nurse, Husnaa as your manager and Ummita as your director.  All other female F members will be your supporters because of your beautiful colours in the sky.  The winning prize is ONE MILLION Dollars.
DB, this will be a great opportunity for you to win and have the fund for your campaign in 2011 elections as Gov of BO and YB States combined.  It will be first of its kind as the new INEC under Jega will confirm.  You have all the female students of UNIMAID and FedPoly Damaturu in your support. However, Hafsy will be your nurse while amira is your coach/manager.
Good luck for BKGZ and DB Its a SALLAH Day special KUTUFO.  All member please come and watch.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: amira on September 05, 2010, 11:49:17 PM
Looooool TKTK, ni as coach lallai kam ashe ba ayi komai ba.
BKGZ an baka amsa, you wanna know su waye sai ka shirya,
muko mu sha kallo!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 06, 2010, 06:40:11 AM
Looooool TKTK, ni as coach lallai kam ashe ba ayi komai ba.........
!

Not to worry amira daso, you will be assisted by GGNK who is returning from a KUNFU course in Chinaland
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: bakangizo on September 06, 2010, 06:05:54 PM
Okay, count me in. Now, you said all female F members would be my supporters, but you said amira would be DB's coach. Ban gane ba!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 09, 2010, 04:29:37 PM
Okay, count me in. Now, you said all female F members would be my supporters, but you said amira would be DB\'s coach. Ban gane ba!

You know Amira is a leader.  As the name implies, she is the leader of the F females.  You can count on her neutrality and fairness.   She will coach DB without strings attached. She will also not allow any distraction away from the other F female members.  You will have their full support.  I am giving free airlift to the venue including two nights stay in the best hotel for all.
Thank you BKGZ for being counted in.  Good luck.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Dan-Borno on September 12, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
thank you TKTK dama akwai dan grudges dina on bakangizo,
the last time we met at miss......... restaurant we had a bitter
encounter.

as you can see, i am practicing an upper cut blow.

i am objecting to amira's coaching, i will prefer nene pls.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/s-kill/a14dee344f9dc5e44dd9a583ba391610.jpg)
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 12, 2010, 10:39:55 PM
thank you TKTK dama akwai dan grudges dina on bakangizo,
the last time we met at miss......... restaurant we had a bitter
encounter.

as you can see, i am practicing an upper cut blow.

i am objecting to amira\'s coaching, i will prefer nene pls.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/s-kill/a14dee344f9dc5e44dd9a583ba391610.jpg)


DB, I hope you are not doing \"BURGA\"?  You know BKGZ is invincible.  You can practice upper, or lower cut or side kicks BKGZ will be up to the task.  He is already counted for the bouts.  Anyway I will allow him to do it by himself. I wonder why you allowed him to escape from the restaurant?
As for Amira\'s coaching, her decision will be final.  To reject or accept to continue coaching.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: gogannaka on September 13, 2010, 11:00:01 AM
Which restaurant?
What happened there?
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 13, 2010, 06:25:22 PM
Which restaurant?
What happened there?

Toh!  DB, this is a real challenge from GGNK.  You must answer these questions.  From the way these questions are asked, it looks like a challenge for a bout btw DB and GGNK.  Be prepared to face GGNK in the ring after your kutufo with BKGZ.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: amira on September 14, 2010, 05:50:52 PM
TkTK ni kam bani iya wannan coaching ba
gyara ka ba DB waddan da suka iya...nidai
baruwana!!!!
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 15, 2010, 07:15:19 AM
TkTK ni kam bani iya wannan coaching ba
gyara ka ba DB waddan da suka iya...nidai
baruwana!!!!

Madallah amira.  Yabzu zan sa a kasuwa.
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Qualifications: 1. Minimum Two years on the Forum. 2. Applicant must be beautiful/handsome. 3. Must be well behaved. 4. Could be of any age. 5.  Must be married or searching.  6.  Must be not K-Legged or Bow-Legged.

Apply within.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Dan-Borno on September 15, 2010, 07:46:11 PM
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/maxiharmony/maxiharmony0907/maxiharmony090700003/5198592.jpg)

doing some home work pending the coming of a new coach.
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: bakangizo on September 15, 2010, 11:06:37 PM
Okay, am back from my trip. I'm getting ready for the bout. Naje garin su Shago ne da Dan Dunawa neman shiri da lakani. Oya! When is the kutufo taking place? 
Title: Re: Kutufo
Post by: Tukurtukur on September 18, 2010, 10:34:10 PM
BKGZ, you have to continue practicing pending the appointment of a new coach for DB.  You can see an vacancy announcement has been made.  Lets give 2 weeks for applications to come in.  This time for you to train hard in order to face the challenge.
Meanwhile, wishing you a very good training session.  Be rest assured that in the next 2 weeks the march will take place with or without a coach for DB.