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chit-chat / EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
« on: October 29, 2004, 03:43:37 PM »
I came across this in a mag and it was really crazy. According to a suvey carried out at a "very renowned research center",here are the most likely things that would happen if men were the ones who got pregnant instead of women(Bear in mind that if this happened,it wud be the end of the human race cos every man alive would commit suicide!!!!):

(1)Morning sickness would rank as the nation's no. 1 health problem.

(2)Maternity leave would last for two years with full  pay.

(3)Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

(4)Natural child birth would be obsolete.

(5)All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

(6)Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

(7)There would be a cure for stretch marks.

(8)they would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatals.

(9)Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

(10)Sons would have come home from dates by 9pm.

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chit-chat / The average-male-thought
« on: January 07, 2004, 03:37:37 AM »
I dont know if any of y'all have heard about this but i recently read that :
    "The average male thinks of sex atleast once in every        
      8 minutes"

               8 minutes :o?!!!?Thats alot;
  
Personally,I believe this is a little exxagerated but i would like to hear K-onliners' points of view on this.And i dont want the replies to be only from guys..........

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chit-chat / Your Best Quotes
« on: March 01, 2004, 02:10:59 AM »
Whats the best quote you've come across?It could be on what ever topic:life,love,marraige,funny facts of life,marraige,politics,anything.Well,if u do have any,which I am very sure u all do,share it with kano-onliners.(It should be very enlightening and fun).Being the person ?who started this,let me go first;here are some of the best I've come across,I am sure you will find ?most of them very true:

-"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."

-"Marraige is an institution consisting of 2 masters and 2 slaves,all in all making 2 people."

-"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."

-"In a Test or Exam,if you can't use your head,use your neck."

-"Marraige is a mistake everyone should make."

-"/Money talks/I can't deny/I heard it once/it said:'goodbye'."

-"In a relationship,one should always be in love,that why one should never get married."

-"Love is not what makes the world go round,it is what makes the ride worthwhile".

-"I dont like to commit myself 2 heaven or hell,you see. I have friends in both places."

-"Don't take life too seriously,you'll never get out of it alive."

-"I am not Sincere,even when I say I am not."

-"The bad thing about growing old is that having to watch your friend die,but then so do your enemies ;D."

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chit-chat / Advice for women
« on: January 21, 2004, 12:55:00 AM »
Sorry guys i know this is aimed at we guys but it was so funny i had to share it.So ladies listen up!!!!! :

(1)Dont imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

(2)What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!

(3)If they put a man on the moon --they should be able to put em all up there.

(4)Never let your man's mind wander-- it's too little to be out alone.

(5)Go for  younger men. You might as well,they never mature anyway.

(6)Men are all the same --they just have different faces,so you can tell them apart.

(7)Definition of a bachelor:a man who missed the opportunity to make some woman's life miserable.

(8) Women dont make fools of men--most of them are the   do-it-yourself types.

(9)Best way to get  men to do anything is to tell them they are too old for it.

(10)Love is blind,but marriage is a real eye opener.

(11)If you want a commited man,look in a mental instituition.

(12)The children of Isreal wandered around the desert for 40 years.Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

(13)If he asks you what sort of books you're interested in,tell him cheque-books

(14)Remember a sense of humour doesn't mean you tell him jokes;it just means  u laugh at his jokes.

(15)Sadly all men are created equal. :-[


I recently read that a survey shows that men are happier after a break-up from a relationship,while women generally become depressed.Wo-unto-Men!!!(Women). ;D

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Science and Technology / Who's the Boss?
« on: March 01, 2004, 02:31:10 AM »
I dont know if i am the only person who has ever argued wit afriend ova who's da boss when it comes to computers between windows and Macintosh(Apple).Yeah I know that windows has a bigger Empire ;And Bill Gates might be a whole lot Richer than Steve Jobs,who is the lowest paid CEO in the world(Being paid a dollar a year but has more than enough shares of the company), but which one is better; Now personally, im a Mac fan(A Die hard Fan!!!!!)because apple computers are more durable both physically and dont crash almost at all,not to mention the innovative and sleek and almost edible design(i.e "Think different") . But i wanted to find out other people's views.So which one is it,Xp or Mac Os X? Windows Or Mac ? Don't be stereo-typed.Be sincere!

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General Board / Windows Vs Mac
« on: March 15, 2003, 11:24:39 PM »
Gather up people!There's sumthin important i wanna discuss!!Come round,NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?: >:(Thank u!I dont know if i am the only person who has ever ?argued wit afriend ova whos da boss ?when it comes to computers ?between windows and mac.Yeah i know that windows has a bigger Empire ;And Bill Gates might be a whole lot Richer than Steve Jobs,who is the lowest paid CEO in the world(Being paid a dollar a year but has more than enough shares of the company), but which one is better; now personally, im a Mac fan(A Die hard Fan!!!!!) But i wanted to find out other people's views.So which one is it,  Xp or Mac Os X? Windows Or Mac ? Be sincere!

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General Board / N1000-Note!!?Where is this going?!!!
« on: February 15, 2004, 03:07:18 AM »
Have you been following the news lately?Do the phrases :
"N1000-note","Polymer coins","Out in december2004" sound familiar ?The  value of the naira has been deteriorating over the past years ,and the introduction of a higher denomination will just be another blow :o to the already frail naira .Where will this stop?!!!(maybe when we reach a point that its so bad that we start using the naira as wall-paper we'll learn)

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