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chit-chat / EVERY GUY'S WORST NIGHTMARE.........
« on: October 29, 2004, 03:43:37 PM »
I came across this in a mag and it was really crazy. According to a suvey carried out at a "very renowned research center",here are the most likely things that would happen if men were the ones who got pregnant instead of women(Bear in mind that if this happened,it wud be the end of the human race cos every man alive would commit suicide!!!!):
(1)Morning sickness would rank as the nation's no. 1 health problem.
(2)Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
(3)Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
(4)Natural child birth would be obsolete.
(5)All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
(6)Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
(7)There would be a cure for stretch marks.
(8)they would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatals.
(9)Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
(10)Sons would have come home from dates by 9pm.
(1)Morning sickness would rank as the nation's no. 1 health problem.
(2)Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
(3)Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
(4)Natural child birth would be obsolete.
(5)All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
(6)Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
(7)There would be a cure for stretch marks.
(8)they would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatals.
(9)Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
(10)Sons would have come home from dates by 9pm.
?!!!?Thats alot;
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Women dont make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.