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chit-chat / Computer age Cartoons
« on: February 21, 2003, 10:23:53 PM »
(1)Kindergarden kid to teacher:"My name was David, but i sounded old fashioned ,so i shortened it to DVD"


(2)Woman at a Perfume store:"I want my husband to pay more attention to me .Got any perfume that smells like a computer?"


(3) Three Four-year old kids at home:"I asked my dad where children came from, He said people download them from the internet."

(4)Husband to Wife:"You said i should spend more time with our children , so i turned their faces into icons in my computer."

(5)Father to his Son on Phone:"Hello,Bob?It's your Father again.I have another question again about my new computer.Can i tape a movie from cable t.v then fax it from my vcr to my Cd Rom then email it to my brother's cellular phone so he make a copy on his neighbors camcoder?"

(6)Doctor Scanning a pregnant Woman:"Your baby is developing very nicely,would you like to send him an e-mail?"

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General Board / Natinal I.D Card:the hidden agenda
« on: February 22, 2003, 04:11:55 PM »
The ongoing natinal i.d card registration is an attempt tosubvert the population of the north.its an attempt to massively rig out half of the norths population.this is evident in the timing of the exercise and the criteria for getting registered.it is very wrong to conduct such an exercise when the political system is already hotwith the elections just around the corner.also,the age recquirement of 18yrs rather than 10yrs as stipulated by law shows the intention of those carring out this exercise to manipulate it for other porposes than data collation and documentation.the cumbersome process of registration is also an attempt to frustrate some of our people who are willing to register.there are reported cases inwhich officials deliberately refuse to register women with henna<lalle> on thier fingers on the grounds that the colouring will affect the the fingerprint processing.i think this is very irresponsible considering we just finished celebrating sallah during which most nortern women dyed thier hands with this lalle which akes atleast 5weeks to fade.by and large,the main aim of the proponents of this scheme is to first of all under register the north by reducing our by all means  and then later merge with the voters registerwith the aim of ultimately disenfranchising the north alltogether.therefore brothers and sisters ,we must do everything in our power to make sure we register en masse in other to render thier evil plan invalid.                    ASSALAMU ALAIKUM

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