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To sit alone amused
To have a long deep sights
To feel belonging
One must be reminiscing the good times

To appreciate the community
To know how well it has come
To feel sad
One must be feeling guilty not there while the baby became the mother

To feel happy
To foresee more in the future
To move like the moves
Is better late than never and unity stills uphold.

I salute you all noble able members. These will be a house I’ll never leave again

to love means peace
to remember take time
to have friends mean treasure
to believe you need trust

to leave means pains
to hope is to risk pains
to try is to risk failure
either way you're my family

THIS IS NOT THE NEWS 2ND EDITION  

We have potential poem writers but could not write due to the fact that Poems don?t really appeal to their taste. With the update our correspondent got from FyneDymeQueen known as lady of touch me and you are dead,. Saying in an interview with her in Q&A, Gimbiya now known as lady of highness has been on assignment in Iraq about the weapon of mass destruction representing Kano Online Intelligence Agency (KOIA). FyneDymeQueen
 Is reserving the comment if truly Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. AbuMujahid now known as lord of ignorance is with one of our reports at Gwammaja. We will be having live by 0000 hours by day on Kano Online Perspective stay tuned. No day, finally we have succeeded in getting the attention of ummita  becoming a member of the site. On her resume to office she made new rules which are contradictory to the rules of admin  but Fulanicious
Has called for an urgent meeting to be held at Tashan Mariri to resolve the situation. Ihsan  has release her new movie, die another day Indian version. The case of ibro2g (Katsinian)  with Ice  that was adjoined for no day is resolved when Ibro2g (Katsinian) agree to accept the warm reception of babyluv . But the judge Venom happens to have problems with that. That ibro2g has violated the law. Section 23 line 0 saying? A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes? to this law he has been a fool temporary to no day. The case is still adjoined. Our reports have been till on needle looking for Dafgons  but could not find him. There were only able to find MohammedIbrahim  over the issue of waleedarh  he was not able to say much but he says that let nature have it way and A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Left to DaGoodfella  he is winning the case when Waziri  came to him with a bag of gold saying that he should please withdraw and is high time for him to keep his mouth shut else when you're in deep water it will be better and will shut  but has still hold to his way. Director Kano online intelligent agency (KOIA) FyneDymeQueen  is technically down. Her physician Boomer  said she is having elephantiasis that she may die but she won?t retire. Salisu U. Danyaro said if the director will only retire she may regain her health that so far as she is in service this will remain with her. We got an exclusive story that Al-Mustapha has advice Obasonjo to arrest his nephew al_hamza  that is strongly behind the last attempt. admin  also said that the reason why Hamza Al-Mustapha is being held is that the government wan?ts to hold him for 45 years then release him to contest for president like Mandela. Agent aliyuhydar  the brother of ummita  is facing family problem over the issue that he is the person who arrested ibrahim_kurfi  knowing he is the fiancee of ummita . His mother told him that if he needs her blessing he should release that poor boy else. He has since met the director (KOIA) but she was not able to say anything due to her condition. ibrahim_kurfi  attorney Mallam Saddiq_Abdallah  has not been seen since the day when he decide to sue the (KOIA) we don?t have any news yet about his whereabouts. but rumors has spread saying the Intelligence have him.
ummita came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."  She said Bilyaminu we have been together please consider

See us in the next edition in THIS IS NOT THE NEWS

N.B (KOIA) has also passed the warrant of Fatima Munir wanted dead or alive with a reward of N500

LIST OF LORDS IN KOL

Admin - lord of records
Ihsan - lady of Asians
Fulanicious - lady of hospitality
Ice - lady of ice
Ibrahim Kurfi - lord crime
Babyluv - lady of love and shelter
Waziri- lord of the tradition
Darkchild - lady of all shadows
Bilyaminu - lord of all rules and confusion
Waleedarh - lady leadership
Dafgons - lord men
Ibro2g - lord intellectuals with nut
Saddiq abdullahi - lord of law
Dagoodflla - lord of young
Al-hamza - lord of fear
Fynedymequeen - lady of touch me and u are dead
Aliyu hydar - lord of anger
Ibrahim Mohammed - lord lyrics

LIST OF NEW LORDS

Ummita lady of all ladies
Salisu U. Danyaro lord of elders
Venom lord of vacuum tubes  
Boomer lord bombastic
Gimbiya lady of highness

If your name is not listed please forward it to bakbai@hotmail.com and include your membership note

There I was telling her to go
She said whats wrong?
To me she going is the best thing life
Now that she has gone
Am regretting my actions
And no one I miss like her
After all this we still have feelings  
And wish we could be together
But how when she already accept some else  
In love in the wrong time

Just want to share something with u…..
Sitting with a she friend, watching each others eyes discussing about life, suddenly she said, tell what u think about relationship? Then I reply in question saying! Predict this then I will tell you the faith of relationship! I went on saying, assume what happened yesterday was this;” its some minute after 9pm and parents have left the graduation hall and is time for the students to dance for goodbye. Rabi being my girl was wearing a white dress like Cinderella, I was in black suits like Martin Luther King Jr. when I came to the dance floor, I stood looking for her but not with time she couldn’t hide because a golden fish has no hiding place. There she was coming so glad, a smile of a thousand laughs, her hands reaching for my shoulders, I couldn’t wait but to forward mine. My heart beating to a dance I couldn’t believe it, on reaching her, I realized she was hiding for Adamu who was directly behind me. Beside me they hug each other. I was going on me knees feeling discouraged, thinking love is nothing but a lie, with tears that could tell what brought them at from an innocent soul. On reaching the ground you held me and said, cry no more, arise my love.”  After my last words, arise my love she said, boy what u are thinking will never happen. I asked, why and what she was thinking?  She said, boy you should have known better but anyway I will tell you. She went on, am not ready for any relationship and I don’t think even in the future I will. Before she goes forwarded I stopped her and said. I know all about the problem in your past, I know why u are scared of love because u think it won’t last long. She said, none in life has ever broke into my brain but u. that’s all folks she remained my friend till last few days when she had a car accident and died, She was 19.

a prisoner was shock to death but did not say a thing about his assingment. this conversation happen btw a soldier and i prisoner.

soldier :   see u are not a stranger to pain
prisoner :  yes! i have been married
soldier :   oh i see
prisoner : twice.
soldier:   thats y u risist pain, cos u have heard all the pain from women right?
prisoner:  yes!

Sometimes when things occur we don’t mind or react to them till we are being treating or affected. I write this with deep regret and conclusion. To know and feel its coming but yet warn no one! The harrowing memory won’t let me rest in one peace although am with peace yet with conflict. I do say to myself, that peace is not the absents of conflicts but the presence of justice. Should we men have known what women are to us? The consequences of hold a woman as a wife! It should have taking us hard before going in for marriage. My creator, your creator, Lord of every man and living creature says “your wives are like orphans to you, hold them like eggs treat them well” my fellow men despair the fact that the Creator has order us not to violate his rule and orders we men disregard his command, you can disregard his order, but who are we to turn down his call? Before the call, the harrowing memories won’t let us die in peace! We are luck to be among the Ummah of the Prophet (S.A.W) He prayed to Allah (S.W.A) that “Allah should not react or show us any of our sins on earth” so that we can have peace of mind and may be turn to good while in time. Else Allah (S.W.A) should have wiped us off the surface along time ago. Prophet (S.A.W) saw a stone and told his companions that “this stone is white” but among his companions said “ Ya Rasul but it’s black” Prophet (S.A.W) replied “ indeed it’s not, the people surround it are sinners due to that it turn black”. Because of this stone the Prophet (S.A.W) prayed to Allah (S.W.A) “Allah should not react or show us any of our sins on earth”. Many women dedicate there live to us men in return what should we give, love! But no, instead command and orders are what they get, remember women are not our slaves, dogs or sex machines but partners or rather pets. When a woman dedicates her life to a man he should treasure it and know that he is not the best of men that she selected him for marriage. She loves him and wish to be his companion in life, why can’t we men pay that too. The Prophet (S.A.W) said in his last sermon “O People, it is true that you have certain rights with regard to your women, but they also have rights over you. Remember that you have taken them as your wives only under Allah's trust and with His permission. If they abide by your right then to them belongs the right to be fed and clothed in kindness. Do treat your women well and be kind to them for they are your partners and committed helpers. And it is your right that they do not make friends with any one of whom you do not approve, as well as never to be unchaste. “This is the Prophet (S.A.W) wish, command and order to all men and women. Any one of us who bridges the Prophet (S.A.W) wish command and order, he has absolute bridges the Lord’s. The Prophet (S.A.W) did not just leave us but added “the QURAN and my example, the SUNNAH and if you follow these you will never go astray.” He also bond us, so that if we fail him the Lord will bear him witness “Be my witness, O ALLAH, that I have conveyed your message to your people". When created by the Lord He gave each and every one a chance to choice anything at anytime but remember all time are limited! Spend it wisely