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chit-chat / Re: Word Association
« on: March 31, 2009, 08:01:43 AM »
Regulations

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General Board / Re: K-Online Get 2gether
« on: December 23, 2008, 02:31:05 PM »


@ NUruddeen, you need to explain more concerning the
issue of the date, are you saying that the proposed date
must conform with our able webmasters schedule so as to
make him attend? if yes, do you think we have any suitable
date apart from the 3rd January? your response will go along
way in resting the case of the date, ortherwise, 3rd January
2009 is what we agreed on.




SIGNED
DAN-BORNO
(Former Chairman GTG)


I suggets 27th Dec. 2008 Saturday. As GTG Date



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chit-chat / Re: GAME OF WORDS CONNECTION
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »
Controller does not mean proprietor.

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General Board / Re: K-Online Get 2gether
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:46:59 PM »
Allah Ya kaimu..

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chit-chat / Re: Game: Ask the Person Below You
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:42:07 PM »
General Buhari
Reason: W.A.I 8)

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:38:56 PM »
Am feeling better.

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chit-chat / Re: tHis oR tHaT?
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:35:23 PM »
Fitsari

Sun
or
Moon

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chit-chat / Re: Make Me Laugh!
« on: December 11, 2008, 11:43:16 AM »
Marriage Software

This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0  but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1..0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1 " (Short Skirt Version)
or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES! and if everything fails, contact software maker- tech support and pray to ALLAH for solutions to all your wife.1 software problem.

Yours, Systems Analyst..

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chit-chat / Re: Cigiya 'yan uwa
« on: December 05, 2008, 06:08:26 PM »
Na'am.

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General Board / Re: K-Online Get 2gether
« on: December 05, 2008, 06:06:12 PM »
Lalle damu za'a yi...................rago?? :P

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General Board / Re: Hindu Rufai
« on: July 12, 2008, 09:56:58 AM »
Assalamu alaikum,
Allah (SWT) Ya kikanta, Uwayenmu da sauran dukkanin Musulmai da suka rigaye me. Muma Allah (SWY) Ya gafarata mana.

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chit-chat / Re: Word Association
« on: April 23, 2008, 09:47:33 AM »
Canon

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chit-chat / Re: Word Association
« on: April 08, 2008, 08:18:25 AM »
Exit

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: April 01, 2008, 10:38:00 AM »
am feelin okay

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chit-chat / Re: ALL YOU BACHELORS - HERE THIS
« on: March 31, 2008, 06:20:57 PM »
Su Muda and Gnaka sai a kewa yo daga nan don fagen kunai.

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