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chit-chat / Re: Are we romantic????????????!!
« on: April 12, 2008, 05:20:36 PM »
IBB, sai kuma aka cemaka kindirmo da nama ya dameni? Ga irin abun nan ai. You people are just proving yourself and giving my verdict on hausa men a solid ground to stand on! I remember commenting that all you people know is buy her ice-cream and meat and you "things" said I was wrong. Toh IBB........FOOD IS NOT ROMANCE................

ALLOW ME TO JUDGE SOME OF YOU THAT I HAVE PICKED UP RANDOMLY ON THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BEFORE I TELL YOU WHATS BEHIND IT.

These are judt dummy questions, not real so dont take it personal..........

So IBB, you used to like this girl since high school years and you lost contact. Fate brought you back together and you are trying to rekindle your love for her. So a date is set..........show down........from A-Z tell me what you will do, romantically.

NEXT, Bakan-Gizo, You are marking your one year anniversary as a married man with your wife. Whats set for the romantic day?

NEXT iner daddy yake? Kaima matso. Dan-Borno. Your wife complained that all you do is work, work, work and even though she knows you care, she feels unimportant sometimes. You decided to stay the whole saturday with her instead of as usual spending it with your pen and paper. What's in for the romantic day?

NEXT....where is Admin? So you came home and your wive was a bit moody "just because she wants to be moody" you know women, we love attention. So how do you intend to brigthen up her day lovingly?

NEXT Ummita....he he he. So you back from work, feeling abit sad cos your boss was on your case. Already an over-heated argument erupted the night before, and you were on the usualities, silent treatment and you know its killing him. Tell us what you very well know he will do romantically to cheer you up and ask for your forgiveness. What's he gonna do? ;D

NEXT Husna......its your husbands end of the year award ceremonies and you told him you will be there prompt and would pick up his ceremonial suit for him and you forgot. You also forgot to tell him about the million dollar contract that awaits his phone call, he also forgot to check his flight bookings as he will be on business trip for a lengthy period. He comes up not upset but very sad as he will be leaving you the next day for his trip. You want to make up for all your wrongs. What will be the MOSTTTTTTTTTTT ROMANTIC thing you will do. ;D

NEXT Muhsin........you just met "tha one"!!!!! Eagerly you want to propose to her without making her feel, you moving to fast. How do you intended to do s romantically

NEXT Zeezee he he he, so she founds out that you are going out with her best freind. But deep inside you want her as wifey. How would you ask for forgiveness in the most romantic form?

NEXT Bamalli..........religiously, how romantic can you get with your muharram wifey after blessing you with a lovely child? And you want to do something religiouslyyyyyyyy romantic to show your appreciation, what will you do?

Dave..............you just got back with your "ex" after a failed marriage and she complained that you was just not romantic enough thats why she took off with the milkman and you are ready to show her that you are romantic too. First 5days, whats it gonna be?

Gogannaka, this is your very first date ever and you really want to impress her romatically. Whats on your plate?

Mufi, yours is very simple. From A-Z what is the most romantic thing you ever done to your other half?

Lastly Mudacris, you want to break off with a girl, how do you go about it "romantically"?

I will draw my conclusions from you and tell you what I think and we can all call this topic a wrap!!!!

By the way you will be graded based on your perfomance. ;D ;D


GOOD LUCK

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chit-chat / Re: If I had My Way...
« on: April 12, 2008, 04:49:29 PM »
Honestly why should someone come out with a 3rd Class or pass degree after spending 5-6 years in the uni?. A gaskiya that person is not employable.
Gashi kuma muna basu bala'i a wajen aiki, i am proud of my 3rd class.
Ko dai suke baka? ;D You sure say dat kpali na you certify?>:(

he he he heh................ ;D ;D ;D ;D. Muguwar bafulatana kawai. Shiru-shiru, sai tsokanan tsiya. Amma la, la la, la, la....... Tabdijam, kuma Dan-Barnan yai shiru? Gaskiya an samishi sosai. Bawan Allah kuma yai shiru :o. Tabdijan!!!! :o Lallai yana da hakuri, irin wannan jifa da akaimishi, wai kuma yana zaune lungu, ba zai rama ba? Lallai. Mhmmmmmmm. Har naji wata yar zazzabi, da nime akaima haka.....wai ;D.

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chit-chat / Re: LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!
« on: April 12, 2008, 04:40:39 PM »


THE WHOLE COMMUNITY LOOKS DRY. Hello..............anybody home? Where is everyone. PLACE LOOKS BORISH! *YAWNS*!!!

Sha, Antyyyyyyyyy Ummita, Happyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Wish could see you. (Laughing evil, omo why you begin dey vex when I called singing happy b'day 2day? You cant run from age jare!!! Hadda wani cewa "ni bana celebrate birthday cus its yahud" Yah right! Good excuse. But you fit take hand collect my very early present. Mhmm gaskiya nima make I come settu!!! Kada age ya kaimu ya baro mu ;D.  Love to abunan and the busy bee lol.

Uhummmmmmmmm I AM BACK!!! WITH PLENTIFUL GULMA, PLENTY STORIES TO TELL. I TRAVELLED AND DURING THAT PERIOD..........I HAVE SEEN WONDERS, MET MY FATE AND SO MUCH MORE. STORIES WILL FOLLOW IN APPROPRIATE TOPICS.

SO ANYTHING WORTH TELLING DURING MY ABSENCE?

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chit-chat / Re: Are we romantic????????????!!
« on: March 14, 2008, 02:30:52 PM »
The two wives decided to tell him something and the senior one came closer to his ears and said, "maigida, bamu abinda zamu ci yau." The husband instantly went into comer again! ;D
EXACTLY MY POINTTTTTTTTTTTT. WHEN I MENTIONED THE DILEMMA THESE MEN GO THROUGH AT THE EXPENSE OF HAVING MORE THAN ONE WIFE, HAKA YAN SAMARIN NAN DA DADDY SUKAYI MIN TARON DANGI (Bakan-Gizo, Zeezee, Wadus da Daddy) HAR WANI NACE MIN ROMANS ZASU CI. NAYI MUKU SHIRU KAWAI.(kallon up and down) >:( KADA KAYI ROMANS DIN, HAKA WANI DAN SAURAYI KO DATTIJO ZAI ZO KANA JI KANA GANI YA NUNA MATA ROMANS DIN YA KWACE TA.

TO DAI GASHINAN, MATA BIYUN ZASU KARASA WANI. (Kallon up and down).

INSTEAD OF THESE UNROMATIC MEN HERE WHO SEEM TO BE DOING NOTHING BUT NOISE AND WE GETTING NO WHERE WITH THE DISCUSSION. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK ME, THE EXPERT. FOR EXAMPLE.........DADDY DAN-BORNO, YOUR WIFE JUST GAVE YOU A NEW BABY. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO SOMETHING ROMANTIC NOT THE TRADITIONAL KAYAN YAJI DA NAMA >:(.

INFACT I WILL BE HOLDING CLASSES FOR THOSE THAT ARE INTERESTED TO SIGN UP. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO, GIVE ME THE SCENARIO OF IT AND I WILL RECOMMEND SOMETHING REALLY ROMANTIC FOR YOU WIFES, GIRLFRIENDS, FIANCES AND CRUSHES. MY ASSISTANTS UMMITA, MUFI AND HUSNA WOULD BE AT HAND TO HELP. HAJIYOYI AI KUNA DA DAN EXPERIENCE ABI?

JIDAI YADDA MAZAJEN NAN SUKE TA MANA KAUYANCI (abun ya bani haushi, wai romans zasuci). TO, ANCE MUKU MUMA I LOVE KAWAI ZAMUCI? KO ANCE MUKU DAGA KAWAI KUN AURE MATAN SHINE ROMANCE? YOU GOTTAH KEEP DOING ROMANTIC STUFF FOR THE MARRIAGE TO LAST TILL YOU ALL GO GREY HAIRED.(Hiss).

SHIYASA SHEKARU GOMA DA ZUKA WUCE NACE ZAN AURI WANI SPANISH BATURE AKA HANA NI A GIDA (kuzo kuga romance: Flawar safe daban, na rana daban, na dare daban. Pet/sweet names kuwa ba'a magana. ayi shiru kawai). AMMA AKA KI BARI NA AURESHI, HAKA AKA TURA MIN WANI BAFULATANI KO ROSE BE TABA MIKOWABA >:((Hiss).


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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: March 14, 2008, 01:56:49 PM »
just changed my avatar, it seems we are in a season
of show-me-your-child.  this is one is brand new, just
arrived ko suna ba a samata ba.

who is ready for a trade by barter?

He he he he.........you know I cant do without teasing. Daddy, ;D  what kind of trade by barter are you taking about? Yanzo idan na kawo kwanon Burabisko biyu za'a bani baby din? Ina da jikoki dayawa da nake so mu hada zuri'a. Amma yan garinmu da yan Borno basu cika shiri ba :-\ To dai!

Kace ma kawar tamu sai munzo zaman jego da suna. ;D

To fa, Daddy, tashin dare da changing pampers ya kamaka. Wannan part-time job ta sawwake a gareka. Ba daga ciki da hanshi zaka dinga yi ba kana mashari da daddare ba. Ahe!!! >:( Turn by turn zaku dinga yi. Idan tayi feeding/diaper change din sha biyun dare, kai zakayi na karfe shida da asuba. Kada kace ban gayamaka ba dama. Kuma zanzo nayi wa kawar tawa jawabi.

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chit-chat / Re: Two Things are Involve
« on: March 14, 2008, 01:37:36 PM »
hahahaha Bakangizo, you wan dagula the whole thing, let me
see if i can panel beat it a little:

If you worship a cow two things are involved:

You are either a fool or possessed by satan

Daddy, make I dagula di abunnan more...........

If you worship cow two things are invovled

You are either a Hindu or a Fulani but the type of worship am on about for Fuldes is (just for their love in rearing their animals only).

Ask my aunti. Wey she dey sef?

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: March 14, 2008, 01:20:02 PM »
Awwwwwwwwwww mashallahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Look at the little Angellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Wait till you see the tiny feet...........awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Allah ya raya. Allah yasa mahaddaciyar Al-Qur'ani ce..............Kace ma kawar tamu sai munzo zaman jego da suna.

Daddy wallahi baby din is sooooooo cute.

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Kaduna-Katsina States Forum / Re: Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihir raji'un
« on: March 14, 2008, 01:04:40 AM »
Heart felt. Allah ya sa ya huta ya mishi gafara kan kuskurenshi. Amin.

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Cooking Forum / Re: MEMORABLE FOOD MOMENTS
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:57:24 AM »
Ya kuke mana kazanta ne?

Mhmm, waibahhhh.......Allah dai yasa ba shi bane abin da madam take jefamaka cikin miyar dage-dagen da kake lashewa a gida kana santi kuma kake korawa da ruwan Zobo.;D ;D

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Cooking Forum / Re: FOOD TALK!! Q&A
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:49:49 AM »

Hafsy yadda inah jin haushi, just keep shut or you will smell my wrath!!!! >:( >:( >:(

WELL HELLO, NEWS FLASH. >:(..............YOU ARE NO GOOD AT IT SO GET OVER IT!!!!! ;D And did Mufi say frying pan? Am in stitches. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Har namiji yasan ba'a yin waina a frying pan. Gaya mata dai Bakan Gizo. ;D

Wallahi idan kina so you can come over next week na koyamiki idan zaki bani dubu hamsin. Allah! By the way, that stuff you made during EID is so delicious har abunnan ya manta da hularsa. So teach me I teach you. Its your call.

Walking away and shaking her head. That Mufi sef no sabi business >:(....ai kamata yayi ace kinki koyamata sai tabiya ki.

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Hello you two up there!!!!!!!!!! We suppose to be doing the Ta'aziya thing!

Allah ya jikanshi. May his gentle soul rest in peace Amin summa Amin


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chit-chat / Re: Do you know that:
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:30:03 AM »
Some woman in US, sat on her boyfriends toilet sit for two years to a point that her skin grew over the seat. I say its mental illness! :-\ Sure some of you must have read it online today too.

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:25:52 AM »
Mennnnnnnnnnn, energeticccccccccc. Yau akwai service. Am over the moon. I have a celebration coming up real soon

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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:22:21 AM »
Gosh!!!! Husna. Who is that? Awwwwwwwwwww makes me wanna squeeze n cuddle him/her. I juss love babiessssssss. . Goddddddd mashallah, tabarak. Babies sooooo gorgeous! Gaskiya ina da wani handsome and pretty jikoki, ina so ayi hadi. Ummita assume position!!!! ;D

Mudacris.........nice nice nice................was dis the picture u emailed me when you said you liked me and I told you I was too old for you and then you broke in tears. I still have a copy. ;D

Who else? Whose got a new Avatar that I havent commented on.........

Ohhh yah IBB, awww very young. so clean cut and sleak lookin makes me remember American Psycho. Mazaaaaaaaaaaa! Suit for bodi no shillings for pocket. I grab!!! :P But seriously nice avatar.

To, to, to sai wa kuma?




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AUTOMOTIVE / Re: my best car!
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:12:06 AM »
Mhmm, kayan bakin ciki. Ai wannan ma wulakanci ne. Dan-Borno you should be even happy you got a HUMMER ;D ;D ;D ;D. Ni duba rashin mutuncin da akayi mini. Ummita, bicycle for better. That way people wont be turning heads if they see me driving this this this >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(. Kai!!! (Hiss). The most annoying part is the car even has a nose piercing abi na nose ring. Ummita, you are calling for pay back!!!! Dan-Borno what do you think? Wallahi no try me!  >:(

My swish swish, tatalish......d lov of mah life Hafsy_Lady.

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