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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: February 06, 2008, 10:06:52 PM »
lol u guys are so funny

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Literature / Re: Last book(s) you are given, bought or borrowed.
« on: February 06, 2008, 07:52:10 PM »
lol wow we shud meet and create our very own library it'll be known as R&M Libraries where the R stands for RAHIMA and of course the M for MUHSIN

u're right my internet is free

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chit-chat / Re: Make Me Laugh!
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:16:07 PM »
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 25 pounds?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 25. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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chit-chat / Re: Make Me Laugh!
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:14:18 PM »
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

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chit-chat / Re: Make Me Laugh!
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:05:02 PM »
lmao weeweechu lol dats so funny

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:03:37 PM »
lol well let me give you an example

ur wife/partner/etc asks u for ur opinion on their personality u think to urself hmm dis woman's foul,vulgar blah blah blah so instead of sayign wot U REALLY THINK u say the opposite lol in that way not leading to anymore trouble and carry on life with anymore troubles lol

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chit-chat / Re: Are we romantic????????????!!
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:00:44 PM »
lol at bee dats a gud one. ive been so busy guys but i will find that hadith i'm determined to everyone who has a religious background all say that u must ask permission to marry another woman from ur 1st wife. and the ones who lack the religious background disagree maybe becoz they're fed up of their 1st wife and want to marry someone else to satisfy their own needs knowing that the 1st wife will disagree. hope that made sense

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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: February 05, 2008, 09:57:17 PM »
lol muhsin and gogannaka aww thank u ur makign me blush lol

dat bike i really dont remember it lol

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:43:09 PM »
I love this quote lol

Wise men never say what they think of women,
                                                          - Samuel Butler

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:42:04 PM »
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live withut and know we cannot live within,
           - James Baldwin

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:39:34 PM »
Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death,
                                                                            - Arthur Schopenhauer

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:37:51 PM »
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think,
                                                                                 - Niels Bohr

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chit-chat / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:34:59 PM »
Even the wiked get worse than they deserve,
                                                         - Willa Cather

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chit-chat / Re: Are we romantic????????????!!
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:28:49 PM »
the same islam as u gusy man lol u knw my grand mother is a very religious woman and i confirmed it with her but there is a hadith which does say permission of the 1st wife is needed and i will find that hadith ppl i will find it lol dont worry right after i do these up coming exams, projects, courseworks, lab repots and omg i swear the lecturers think im a robot

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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »
to muhsin yep dats me wen i was a baby lol

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