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chit-chat / On The Couch
« on: December 10, 2006, 09:38:12 PM »
Yeeeeeeeeees. TV lobers dis na our own. make we discuss extensibely about ze mobies we watch or books we read here. i go start.

I watch zis indian mobie: BLACK. Oh yeah i dig Indian mobies as long as it got English subtitles with it. That mobie almost succeeded in breaking ze record op bringing tears in my eyes but it didnt.

Zat mobie is off-za-hizzy. Amitabh Bachchan was simply incredible, Rani Mukherjee was slpendid. Ze mobie was beyond my exfectation and zey did it. Fls who habe seen it? lets talk about it.

General Board / V for Vendetta!
« on: November 18, 2006, 06:41:10 PM »
I watched this movie and i was like "wow"...its really an interesting. Produced by the Wachowski Brothers, the same guys that produced and directed the Matrix Triology, the movie is awesome, the idea is borrowed from the 80's Alan Moore comic book.

The film is set in another time-line, in a dystopian future United Kingdom, ruled by a facist government. The government maintains control of the country through food shortages, government-controlled media, secret police, a planned economy, and concentration camps for racial, political, and sexual minorities. The protagonist of the movie, "V", is the result of one such concentration camp. V is a self-proclaimed freedom-fighter, a terrorist for some. Incomparably charismatic and ferociously skilled in the art of combat and deception, V urges his fellow citizens to rise up against tyranny and oppression. Just like Guy Fawkes' failed plan, he blows up the parliament building in the end, a symbol of the facist government.

The storyline is fairly complex and subtle. Thankfully, they haven't tried to dilute it for the audience. The dialogues are more delightful! V is portrayed as a man of fine tastes & immaculate language. Here is an example of a befitting response he made when he was asked to introduce himself;

V: Voil?! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-?-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

I bet you...this is a movie to be seen!

Islam / Why are Jews More Powerful Than Muslims!
« on: November 11, 2006, 07:55:36 PM »
I got this in an email from a friend and i thought i shud share it with you guys.Enjoy.

There are only 14 million Jews in the world; seven million in the Americas,  five million in Asia, two million in Europe and 100,000 in Africa. For every single Jew in the world there are 100 Muslims. Yet, Jews are more than a hundred times more powerful than all the Muslims put together.

Ever wondered why?

Jesus of Nazareth was Jewish. Albert Einstein, the most influential scientist of all time and TIME magazine's 'Person of the Century', was a  Jew. Sigmund Freud -- id, ego, superego -- the father of psychoanalysis was a Jew. So were Karl Marx, Paul Samuelson and Milton Friedman.

Here are a few other Jews whose intellectual output has enriched the  whole humanity: Benjamin Rubin gave humanity the vaccinating needle. Jonas Salk developed the first polio vaccine. Alert Sabin developed the improved
live polio vaccine. Gertrude Elion gave us a leukaemia fighting drug. Baruch  Blumberg developed the vaccination for Hepatitis B. Paul Ehrlich discovered  a treatment for syphilis (a sexually transmitted disease). Elie  Metchnikoff
won a Nobel Prize in infectious diseases.
Bernard Katz won a Nobel Prize in neuromuscular transmission. Andrew  Schally  won a Nobel in endocrinology (disorders of the endocrine system; diabetes,  hyperthyroidism) . Aaron Beck founded Cognitive Therapy (psychotherapy  to  treat mental disorders, depression and phobias). Gregory Pincus developed  the first oral contraceptive pill. George Wald won a Nobel for
furthering our understanding of the human eye. Stanley Cohen won a Nobel in  embryology (study of embryos and their development) . Willem Kolff came up  with the kidney dialysis machine.

Over the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 15-dozen Nobel Prizes  while only three Nobel Prizes have been won by 1.4 billion Muslims (otherthan Peace Prizes).
Why are Jews so powerful?
Stanley Mezor invented the first  micro-processing  chip. Leo Szilard developed the first nuclear chain reactor. Peter  Schultz,
optical fibre cable; Charles Adler, traffic lights; Benno Strauss, Stainless  steel; Isador Kisee, sound movies; Emile Berliner, telephone microphone  and  Charles Ginsburg, videotape recorder. Famous financiers in the business world who belong to Jewish faith include  Ralph Lauren (Polo), Levis Strauss (Levi's Jeans), Howard Schultz  (Starbuck's) , Sergey Brin (Google), Michael Dell (Dell Computers), Larry Ellison (Oracle), Donna Karan (DKNY), Irv Robbins (Baskins & Robbins)  and
Bill Rosenberg (Dunkin Donuts). Richard Levin, President of Yale University, is a Jew. So are Henry  Kissinger (American secretary of state), Alan Greenspan (fed chairman under Reagan, Bush, Clinton and Bush), Joseph Lieberman, Madeleine Albright (American secretary of state), Casper Weinberger (American secretary of  defence), Maxim Litvinov (USSR foreign Minister), David Marshal (Singapore's  first chief minister), Issac Isaacs (governor-general of Australia),    Benjamin Disraeli (British statesman and author), Yevgeny Primakov (Russian  PM), Barry Goldwater, Jorge Sampaio (president of Portugal), John Deutsch  (CIA director), Herb Gray (Canadian deputy PM), Pierre Mendes (French  PM), Michael Howard (British home secretary), Bruno Kreisky (chancellor of ustria) and Robert Rubin (American secretary of treasury). In the media, famous Jews include Wolf Blitzer (CNN), Barbara Walters  (ABC News), Eugene Meyer (Washington Post), Henry Grunwald (editor-in-chief Time), Katherine Graham (publisher of The Washington Post), Joseph  Lelyyeld (Executive editor, The New York Times), and Max Frankel (New York Times).

Can you name the most beneficent philanthropist in the history of the world?

The name is George Soros, a Jew, who has so far donated a colossal $4  billion most of which has gone as aid to scientists and universities around the world. Second to George Soros is Walter Annenberg, another Jew, who  has built a hundred libraries by donating an estimated $2 billion.
At the Olympics, Mark Spitz set a record of sorts by wining seven gold  medals. Lenny Krayzelburg is a three-time Olympic gold medalist. Spitz, Krayzelburg and Boris Becker are all Jewish. Did you know that Harrison Ford, George Burns, Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson,  Sandra Bullock, Billy Crystal, Woody Allen, Paul Newman, Peter Sellers,  Dustin Hoffman, Michael Douglas, Ben Kingsley, Kirk Douglas, Goldie Hawn,  Cary Grant, William Shatner, Jerry Lewis and Peter Falk are all Jewish?
As a    matter of fact, Hollywood itself was founded by a Jew. Among directors and producers, Steven Spielberg, Mel Brooks, Oliver Stone, Aaron  Spelling (Beverly Hills 90210), Neil Simon (The Odd Couple), Andrew  Vaina  (Rambo 1/2/3), Michael Man (Starsky and Hutch), Milos Forman (One flew over  the Cuckoo's Nest), Douglas Fairbanks (The thief of Baghdad) and Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters) are all Jewish.
To be certain, Washington is the capital that matters and in   Washington the lobby that matters is The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, or  AIPAC. Washington knows that if PM Ehud Olmert were to discover that the  earth is flat, AIPAC will make the 109th Congress pass a resolution  congratulating Olmert on his discovery. William James Sidis, with an IQ of 250-300, is the brightest human who ever existed. Guess what faith did he belong to?

So, why are Jews so powerful?

chit-chat / Kanoonline Top Notches 2006
« on: November 05, 2006, 01:40:19 PM »
Vote Now, Argue later.


Health Matters / Meat and Culture in Africa
« on: November 05, 2006, 10:28:02 AM »
I want to share a little about the cultural practice in eating meat in most houses in Africa today. We all know that meat has a lot of protein in it, and protein is needed to build up the body structures.

Therefore little children are in the best position to eat meat in order to build up their body because they r still in the process of growing up. But in Africa and most parts of Nigeria especially in Kano, many families do not give meat as food to their children, they believe that the child will grow up to be what they termed as "Longer Throat" in other words, the child will be a food loving glutton, Haba Africa?

In preventiopn, they garnish the bread winners food dish with several large chunks of meat and fish, not knowing that the father or mother does not need to eat excess protein in his systems because his tissues has already been fully constructed and they will only need protein to mend damaged tissues. Therefore the children are the right people in the position to eat protein because their body needs it more than their father as a result of their present stage in life.

Member Poetry / Rotten Apple
« on: September 27, 2006, 05:37:22 PM »
They can talk,
They can oppress,
They can sweet talk,
Talented artist they are,
Painting portraits portraying their efficacy,
Advocating their capabilities,
Preaching their sermons,
Behold! Like a wolf in a sheep?s skin,
They deceive the innocents,
Just to exploit their rights,
They are the advocates of the devil,
Epitomes of deceit,
Symbols of cheats,
Manufacturers of lies,
And Breakers of promises,
Once you have a taste of them,
Like a rotten apple,
You discover their decayed form,
Woe to you,
Destroyers of humanity!

chit-chat / Daily Ramadan
« on: September 23, 2006, 05:34:31 PM »
Wow! i cant say how haffy i am zat at least Ramadan is here, we habe waited por so long and pinally its here. Just por a start, apter my subh frayers today, i pell asleef out op tiredness and heaby Sahur...LOL. Zen i dreamt zat i broke my pasting out op porgetpullness, and in ze dream i saw my elder broza also broke his pasting too por ze same reason. We regreted zat how can we be zat unconscious in just ze pirst day op Ramadan!...zen i woke up, it was 9:32a.m, i sighed with relieb. Whut a dream indeed!

Well as we all know, in northern Nigeria esfecially Kano, normally ze pirst days op pasting is really tirering, it is really pelt in ze belly, i dont know about ozas but me it is, and come to think op it, a doctor diagnosed me with ulcer about 3 months ago...!

Wish u haffy ramadan Kareem, may Allah give us all ze strength and health to worshif him successpully.

Dont porget to tell us about ur ramadan exferiences! Kuma rage mun kayan shan ruwa..Ehe!

General Board / Need Some Help
« on: September 17, 2006, 02:50:48 PM »
GUys Helf me out on zis, i dont get it, is it just my comfuter or what? Anytime i tried to fost sumthin ze serber keef askin me to debug!!!! :x  :x  :x

Member Poetry / As Long As We Live
« on: August 18, 2006, 09:31:32 PM »

Elegy for Sa?adatu Haruna Yakubu (Shy)
A Level III Student in
Bayero University Kano,
Department Of English & European Languages
Passed away on 13th August 2006

It is hard to believe,
Very difficult to accept,
The news of your death stroke me deeply,
Like a machete to my heart,

I couldn?t believe my ears,
I couldn?t imagine the reality,
But what would I have done?
You left us too soon,

We can cry,
From now to eternity,
We can curse,
As hard as the thunder,
But all to no avail,

We shall never forget you,
For it is like yesterday,
We were together,
And just like that you are gone,

But you will ever live in our hearts,
No matter the time,
Like a carving on a stone,
We shall never forget you,
As long as we live!

May Allah find it in His mercy to make her gentle soul rest in peace!

Member Poetry / IF ONLY SHE KNOWS
« on: August 02, 2006, 09:16:11 PM »
For all those who have loved but couldn't tell.

If only she knows,
How much I care,
How much I want to be there,
How much I think about her,
How much I want to hear her voice,
Will she accept me the way I am?

May be I am not the right person worthy to be her love,
Or that I?m too late to decide to come out of my shell just now,
It may also be because I?m not good with words,

But I will be the happiest man,
If only she knows,
I?m not expecting any changes from her,
Or any thing new,
I want her to remain the way she is to me,
As long as she knows,
I?m satisfied!

Member Poetry / WITHOUT A MOON
« on: March 29, 2006, 09:54:22 PM »
(A Nigerian Struggle)

A long time ago, there was light everywhere,

That was the time when we were moving freely and fair,

Our offspring where never hungry but full of hopes and dreams,

For our faces where never weary, life was as sweet as peaches and cream,

We swum in abundant health for we had confirmation of security,

Until the lights was taken away living us in darkness and impurity,

We kept bumping into one another with sorrow and distress,

Like little lambs in a moving herd looking for milk from a breast,

Few of us devised a plan to make candle from wax,

But they needed the rest of us to produce the fire so we could carry the tax,

We produced the fire so as to fulfill our only desire,

And we saw the light at the end of the tunnel, with hope we admired,

We didn?t know that on our way there could be a trap,

Therefore we proceeded; suddenly we fell, till now we can not bridge the gap,

We became like bugs tied down in a dry cocoon,

And left to perish in darkness, like a night without a moon.

Education / Ahmadiyya College Kano Alumni Association
« on: February 17, 2006, 07:51:07 PM »
Any old student of the above College should pls..?

chit-chat / Freestyle: Roll Call
« on: February 17, 2006, 01:30:17 PM »
Just felt like let me burst out a piece of rap/

Coz in this forum I?m so old like Dankauye?s cap/

Holding it down in d website coz it?s not easy/

Although sometyms they say I sound weird like Zezezee/

But what can you do in a forum like kanoonline/

When you have Dante, Zizo, and Gogannaka combine/

Causing you headache all time like Denis the menance/

On February 14th I heard Figorms missed the attendace/

Shout outs goes to all my busy body/

Especially the undisputed Hafsy_Lady/

Tongue lasher, man punisher, naturally disastrous/

If I were your uncle I?ll marry you off to Hausanicious/

I?m not an intellectual freak like Fateez my sistah/

Even though I got the sense and respect of Ummita/

So forgive me if I?m rude, don?t report to Admin/

Coz I can?t stand being away for a while like Blackqueen/

chit-chat / Yarns!
« on: February 01, 2006, 06:11:29 PM »
Ehen! i know se feofle go dey fof in to read bcoz dey don c YARNS, well habe u eber wondered y majority op our kind do pail when dey toast a babe on ze street? It is because dey dont use ze actuall YARNS, zey use ze wrong ones, can u beliebe one guy saw a damsel on ze street n he was lyk:

O Baby i lub u, oya talk ur own!

Eben ip i was a woman i wudnt mind tearing him a nasty slaf on ze pace. Many of u guys know dem yarns more zan me, esfecially manyan Toasting Bictims like dem Hafsy_Lady n so on. Cheers!

chit-chat / 2006
« on: January 01, 2006, 12:58:44 AM »
Hey Yo!

I Just pelt like i shuld wish haffy new year to all ma polks, my dawgs, ma broz, ma sistahz, my relatibes n ma haters. Eberyone, zis is a new year, get ur resolutions ready...real resolutions, do sumthin good with zis year, sumthin real, most esfecially porgibe moi 4 all ze wrongs i habe done 2 ya, i habe already porgiben eberybody shuld incase i mud.

Howeber, wheneber we meet, make sure my new year's gipt is in ur fokets or i'ma slaf sumbody!

Much lobe!


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