KanoOnline Online Forum

My Feofle, D tym ebery1 has been waiting por z here...seasons greetings. I made zis thread so zat we can be exfressing out thoughts about oza feolfe by droffing wonderpull text messages.

Fls drof ur txt message here, begining by ze category op ze txt at ze tof...but mind u ...fresfect yourselp by not droffing "Zose Kinda sms" u know wut am saying, as ze kanoonline tradition goes...i will begin, enjoy!

Friendship
Frendship z not getting d perfect person but loving the imperfectly. Diz z why true frendship doesnt have a happy ending...coz it doesnt end!

The Promise

Am like the palm tree, cut me down and i still grow/
even though, i go Offline one day i go still show/

that was one of my long time promise i made/
i follow this path with sincerity, like Ummitas braide/

To be faithfull and honest... to Kanoonline/
You cant beat the forum with this members combine/

i pray that we will be together and we shall stay true/
One day it will be our children gisting about this fyne crew/

For real!

Gibe Me Frofs....Yes...Thank you ...Thank you!

Hello Dear kanoonliners...how habe u all been, hofe ur all doing great...well i got lost por a bery long tym, and its lyke i habe already been porgotten, but i habent porgotten allyall, i can c so many new fost and many new brozas and sistas, wow i missed u guys sha....Oya make una gibe me a frofa welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack....welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack....like Mason ko bahaka bane dankauye?

Zerecious iscious acious newcious languagecious incious kanoonlinecious, wannacious learncious? Talkcious 2cious mecious!...Lol koolcious ehncious!

Wecious dontcious habecious 2cious 4getcious ourcious culturecious, socious, Dantecious, hausanicious, fulanicious, babylicious, zezezeecious, wecious habecious comecious homecious! Eberyonecious iscious preecious 2cious inbolbecious ncious learncious!

"I had a Long John but no Silver
No gold or plat
I was simply red from the years I been holdin' back
With 2 sides to a book I lick stamps and light matches
And set fires in garbage pales and cabbage patches
A child of the corn been wild since I was born
Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn
Shoes got muddy and my click turned cruddy
Wherever I go they went they my buddy
I brush teef brush naps and cause treats
Dreamin' of Cadillac with wheels and plush seats
Cats with gold teeth and raps with such beats
Macks with no grief and some sacks of green leaf
When I loaded my cap gun I was ready for ACTION!
Starin' at beer cans and a moment to crack one
Wanna hang with the big boys and play with the big toys
And be with the people makin all that goddamn noise"                                                -Ludacris ..."Growing Pains"


Yeah!!! It's Been long i didnt stroll in hiya, how una dey? Yaya strike din Serba? Allah ya kiyaye gaba. i was sitting @ home wondering n fondering 'bout ze escafades i did when i waz a kid...naturally...most ppls named Mahmmood r very stubborn n froblematic, very troublesome, ba suwa jin magana, zey habe 2much kiriniya inbuilt wit zem, u can now habe ze ficture op ze kynd op ferson i waz when i waz bery young. So i pelt it would b a great idea 2 come hiya n narrates some sings we did when we were yung kun gane...?

am going 2 gibe u an examfle...zere waz zis woman , a priend n neighbour op mah moza, she waz bery hepty in pizic, on zat paitpul day, her Maigida waz 2 come bak prom a journey...so she waz frefaring his pabourite meal, when she pinished mixing all ze sfices n waz waiting por ze pood 2 get boil, she now went in 2 fray her Zuhur frayer, n i, being ze debil zat i was, creft into her kitchen, ofened ze drawer, took ze salt kontainer, remobed ze lid n turned it ufside down in2 her almost ready fot op soup. Ba kawai sai da mijin ta ya dawo ba, she was lucky b por she serbed him ze meal, she tasted ze soup, she screemed, u had 2 c ze container op salt, it was massibely big, more zan a tin op Bombita medium size....lol....walllahi when she found out, she flogged me liyk wut...mah mama saved mah ass, ze woman cried, her husband was so hungy zat he had 2 go 2 a restaurant...na bata mata runs...hahhaha. there is more 2 tell...lets hear ur own terripic tales. Shoot!

8)hello guys,

sorry 4 the looooong silence guys, it  just happen that i was so bussy.

but the thing is this, my birthday was on the 12 of october 2003, and i wanted to inform you gossipers to know, it's just sad that i can't invite you to devour and descend on my food.

any way i will keep up contact.

stay cool and dont get freeze,
cause i will always remain mudacris....like that rhyme ah?

dear k-onliners,
i bring for you 2day something u will laugh over, una know wetin happen, wato i want to expose our fellow hausawa living in saudia, news have reached me that if fellow hausa guys are sitting outside on the streets, drinking fresh air in saudia, and they see a hausa guy pass by them running fast shouting "Koko-koko", then they will also run away, some will jump over the fences as if a hungry lion is cut-loose, but do you know y they do that? bcos if they are caught by the saudian police, they will be deported back to kano and will therefore resort to feeding on koko rather that the chicken they enjoy there, hahahahah!

2 guys were best priends, one was haffily married with children, his wibe was cheating on him with his priend, he neber knew, one day he surfrisingly returned home in ze unsual feriod, his priend was in his room doing what i dont habe 2 say with his wibe...NAKED. Before he enters, ze priend hid in ze wardrobe...NAKED, he came in and complains zat he has 2 change and behold he ofened ze wardrobe and saw his best friend...NAKED, he asked him what he was doing zere and ze priend reflied zat he was flaying hide and seek with ze kids.

Now i want u guys 2 guess what ze rest op ze story would be.

Meanwhile, Barka da Sallah...ansha ruwa lafiya?