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chit-chat / Pls DroP Us a txt message
« on: December 26, 2005, 01:38:15 PM »
My Feofle, D tym ebery1 has been waiting por z here...seasons greetings. I made zis thread so zat we can be exfressing out thoughts about oza feolfe by droffing wonderpull text messages.

Fls drof ur txt message here, begining by ze category op ze txt at ze tof...but mind u ...fresfect yourselp by not droffing "Zose Kinda sms" u know wut am saying, as ze kanoonline tradition goes...i will begin, enjoy!


Friendship
Frendship z not getting d perfect person but loving the imperfectly. Diz z why true frendship doesnt have a happy ending...coz it doesnt end! 8)

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Cooking Forum / Ganyen Rogo Da Shinkafa
« on: November 17, 2005, 01:46:32 PM »
Yes I know Zat many will be stunned dead by ze mention op Ganyen Rogo, but you know me am a traditional ferson and i lobe traditional pood.

Many mallam Bahaushe beliebe zat Ganyen Rogo is foisonous...No...its Delicious. Zey say ip you peed it to ze gaowts zey will die opp. Haba...me i eat it almost ebery weekend.  Am Still healthy...ko ciwon ciki bana yi, ip u need details on how to frefare it i will not hesitate to tell u. but por our AjeButter ladies Akwai Founding Fa..lol!

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chit-chat / Yet AnoZer One
« on: November 05, 2005, 01:49:18 PM »

The Promise

Am like the palm tree, cut me down and i still grow/
even though, i go Offline one day i go still show/

that was one of my long time promise i made/
i follow this path with sincerity, like Ummitas braide/

To be faithfull and honest... to Kanoonline/
You cant beat the forum with this members combine/

i pray that we will be together and we shall stay true/
One day it will be our children gisting about this fyne crew/

For real! 8)

Gibe Me Frofs....Yes...Thank you ...Thank you!

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chit-chat / The Game...Westcoast Ressurector
« on: July 13, 2005, 09:38:40 PM »
Yeah...i made zis tofic just to get lobers op hif hof to talk about ze new develofment op Raf music, on my fart i beliebe Dr. Dre is ze craziest froducer in hif hof, he has artist like the Eminem, 50 Cent, Bustarhymes, Eve, The Game...so on. Wit ze coming op ze Game, West Coast is now ressurected, i mean zis guys sfit funchlines by funch lines when eber he rafs. guys flease check him out and listen to what he is saying and hit me back!

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chit-chat / Welcome Back
« on: November 24, 2004, 01:07:12 PM »
Hello Dear kanoonliners...how habe u all been, hofe ur all doing great...well i got lost por a bery long tym, and its lyke i habe already been porgotten, but i habent porgotten allyall, i can c so many new fost and many new brozas and sistas, wow i missed u guys sha....Oya make una gibe me a frofa welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack....welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack....like Mason ko bahaka bane dankauye
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chit-chat / Zhe Haffenings @ Kanoonline 2004 Get2geza
« on: August 30, 2004, 03:29:42 PM »
Drof ur gist about what haffened @ ze kanoonline get2gether. Mine iz zat ze Sisters of Kanoonline were 2 scared 2 meet with ze Brozers of k_online...i dont know y....Dankauye may b op helf here...he seems 2 read zeir minds beter zan any1, zey were scared...none op zem showed uf, quite sad, now wut all ya sisters habe 2 say about it? Nothin...u were simfly scared....all u know how 2 do well is 2 launch attacks on brozers ONLINE but cant show uf OFFLINE....i tell u wut...u all missed a lot! We all had a good time! Am i Right or am i right Brozers?

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chit-chat / Come Cious With Me!
« on: May 23, 2004, 05:58:27 PM »
Zerecious iscious acious newcious languagecious incious kanoonlinecious, wannacious learncious? Talkcious 2cious mecious!...Lol koolcious ehncious!

Wecious dontcious habecious 2cious 4getcious ourcious culturecious, socious, Dantecious, hausanicious, fulanicious, babylicious, zezezeecious, wecious habecious comecious homecious! Eberyonecious iscious preecious 2cious inbolbecious ncious learncious!

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chit-chat / Kanoonline Top Notches 2004!
« on: April 26, 2004, 03:28:18 PM »
Pls dont hesitate 2 drof ur botes...Adios!

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chit-chat / When We Were Yung!
« on: April 18, 2004, 09:31:38 PM »
"I had a Long John but no Silver
No gold or plat
I was simply red from the years I been holdin' back
With 2 sides to a book I lick stamps and light matches
And set fires in garbage pales and cabbage patches
A child of the corn been wild since I was born
Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn
Shoes got muddy and my click turned cruddy
Wherever I go they went they my buddy
I brush teef brush naps and cause treats
Dreamin' of Cadillac with wheels and plush seats
Cats with gold teeth and raps with such beats
Macks with no grief and some sacks of green leaf
When I loaded my cap gun I was ready for ACTION!
Starin' at beer cans and a moment to crack one
Wanna hang with the big boys and play with the big toys
And be with the people makin all that goddamn noise"
                                               -Ludacris ..."Growing Pains"


Yeah!!! It's Been long i didnt stroll in hiya, how una dey? Yaya strike din Serba? Allah ya kiyaye gaba. i was sitting @ home wondering n fondering 'bout ze escafades i did when i waz a kid...naturally...most ppls named Mahmmood r very stubborn n froblematic, very troublesome, ba suwa jin magana, zey habe 2much kiriniya inbuilt wit zem, u can now habe ze ficture op ze kynd op ferson i waz when i waz bery young. So i pelt it would b a great idea 2 come hiya n narrates some sings we did when we were yung kun gane...? :D

am going 2 gibe u an examfle...zere waz zis woman , a priend n neighbour op mah moza, she waz bery hepty in pizic, on zat paitpul day, her Maigida waz 2 come bak prom a journey...so she waz frefaring his pabourite meal, when she pinished mixing all ze sfices n waz waiting por ze pood 2 get boil, she now went in 2 fray her Zuhur frayer, n i, being ze debil zat i was, creft into her kitchen, ofened ze drawer, took ze salt kontainer, remobed ze lid n turned it ufside down in2 her almost ready fot op soup. Ba kawai sai da mijin ta ya dawo ba, she was lucky b por she serbed him ze meal, she tasted ze soup, she screemed, u had 2 c ze container op salt, it was massibely big, more zan a tin op Bombita medium size....lol....walllahi when she found out, she flogged me liyk wut...mah mama saved mah ass, ze woman cried, her husband was so hungy zat he had 2 go 2 a restaurant...na bata mata runs...hahhaha. there is more 2 tell...lets hear ur own terripic tales. Shoot!

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chit-chat / dont miss out
« on: August 07, 2003, 05:49:44 PM »
;)hello dear fellas,
just wanted to let you guys know about saturday at gidan makama, i will love to c u guys at least it is an opportunity of knowing one another. so i will b there and i want u guys 2 be ther 2.

but the main problem is just how 2 identify each other. that's all guys think over it and let saturday be a great memorable day 4 us.

peace 4 the guys and love 4 the babes.

the one and onlly

Mudacris.....hahahahaha.

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chit-chat / Guess who's back,back again, muda is back ,tell ur
« on: October 15, 2003, 06:55:50 PM »
8)hello guys,

sorry 4 the looooong silence guys, it  just happen that i was so bussy.

but the thing is this, my birthday was on the 12 of october 2003, and i wanted to inform you gossipers to know, it's just sad that i can't invite you to devour and descend on my food.

any way i will keep up contact.

stay cool and dont get freeze,
cause i will always remain mudacris....like that rhyme ah?

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chit-chat / stupidity
« on: August 11, 2003, 05:11:22 PM »
??? hey guys,

walllahi i just write this 2 tell u how stupid i'm, you know what happen, on saturday, i was at the kano museum for the programm on kanoonline instead of going to the british council, i was one of the first people to know of the invitation and fucked up in the end... u see how stupid i'm?
mudacris

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chit-chat / Koko-koko
« on: November 11, 2003, 03:39:37 PM »
dear k-onliners,
i bring for you 2day something u will laugh over, una know wetin happen, wato i want to expose our fellow hausawa living in saudia, news have reached me that if fellow hausa guys are sitting outside on the streets, drinking fresh air in saudia, and they see a hausa guy pass by them running fast shouting "Koko-koko", then they will also run away, some will jump over the fences as if a hungry lion is cut-loose, but do you know y they do that? bcos if they are caught by the saudian police, they will be deported back to kano and will therefore resort to feeding on koko rather that the chicken they enjoy there, hahahahah!

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chit-chat / ina lillahi!
« on: November 12, 2003, 01:32:55 PM »
plz fellowz, do read frofali and c what haffen with our broza who works at aminu kano airport authority.enjoy.

A BA flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport control tower;

BA Captain: "Aminu Kano airport control, this is Captain John Smith on
BA flight 007 reporting. Do
you copy?"

Kano tower: "Yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

Captain Smith: "BA Flight 007 reporting technical faults"

Kano tower: "Kai, haba!"

Captain Smith: "Sorry control didn't get that"

Kano tower: "Okay phlight 007 kan you tune fawa in injin?"

Captain Smith: "Negative, engines not responding properly"

Kano tower: "bala'ie"

Captain Smith: "Negative, didn't copy"

Kano Tower: "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand fit?"

Captain Smith: "Negative control, flaps not responding"

Kano tower: "Kai!"

Captain Smith: "Negative, didn't copy that control"

Kano Tower: "Okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due ist sebenty
digri"

Captain Smith: "Negativ control, can't activate the landing gear"

kano tower: 'Wayyo!'

Captain Smith: "Awaiting your orders control"

Kano Towers;- "Okay refit apfta me"

Captain Smith: "Okay what?"

Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHI, WA ASHADU ANNA MOHAMMADAN
RASULILLAHI"

Na hadu ko, how was zat?

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chit-chat / Scandal
« on: November 25, 2003, 07:10:48 PM »
2 guys were best priends, one was haffily married with children, his wibe was cheating on him with his priend, he neber knew, one day he surfrisingly returned home in ze unsual feriod, his priend was in his room doing what i dont habe 2 say with his wibe...NAKED. Before he enters, ze priend hid in ze wardrobe...NAKED, he came in and complains zat he has 2 change and behold he ofened ze wardrobe and saw his best friend...NAKED, he asked him what he was doing zere and ze priend reflied zat he was flaying hide and seek with ze kids.

Now i want u guys 2 guess what ze rest op ze story would be.

Meanwhile, Barka da Sallah...ansha ruwa lafiya?

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