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chit-chat / y
« on: December 04, 2003, 02:20:33 AM »
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chit-chat / Weird Things Done
« on: December 07, 2003, 11:12:30 PM »
dear feofle,
zis fost is just por u 2 share ur exferisnces on ze weirdest thing u habe ever done, no lies, and b hinest with urselbes!

i will begin with myself, i habe once poned my mozas priend, she was igbo, and i changed my voice and make it big and deef and  told her zat her husband who was working at nitel-kano, was kidnafed by "we" robbers, and i demanded por a ransom op pipty million Naira "only", ze woman laughed so hard zat she thought i was joking, and i scared her by hanging ze pone instantly.

she was libing bery close 2 our house and i rushed 2 her house so as 2 avoid trouble...u know, and when i go zere, i met her in a bad state, she looked horrible, inpact, she was narrating sadly 2 a bisitor who came bisiting, zen i dropped ze BOMB while reversing my stefs 4 fear op "slaf", she began 2 chase me about trying 2 hit me with a broom she pound close by, i cika my wando with air and headed 4 my pathers house laughing loud, she later reforted me 2 my mum. it was pun though! ;D

chit-chat / first time!
« on: December 09, 2003, 10:45:20 PM »
Do not sue me if u read this.... plz, trying hard 2 amke u smile!

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow..... ;D

i know say by now una don dey say things like "wetin he think say kanoonline is constructed 4?

chit-chat / dillema
« on: November 25, 2003, 10:56:27 PM »
u r a folice opiser on duty, and dreamed zat ur oga is in serious danger zat may result 2 death, what will u do? will u tell him?

chit-chat / "I love u!"
« on: December 30, 2003, 06:48:37 PM »
See una, as una don c love una just quickly logg in, HE! Kanoonliners!...Hum.

Okay, since una want 2 know about lobe, my question is zis, y is it zat when u r in lobe with someone, & may b ze ferson is also in lobe with u (zat is 2 say zere is "chemistry" occuring between u) no one can come out "karara" & say his peeling, zey would not habe guts 2 say out zeir appection 2wards 1 anozer, & zey both know zat zey r in lobe with each ozer, y can't feeps will just b bold as me by just saying "excuse me flz, i like u talk ur own?" As simfle as zat, but guys will b beating around ze bush like goats. Inpact....*HISS*!

chit-chat / Vous Parles Francais?
« on: January 08, 2004, 11:14:25 PM »
Bienvenue tout les monde!
dans cette post on va utulises ca pour donnes de lesson en Francais pour le frere et le seur qui connes pas parle bien la langue francais.


welcome everyone!
in this thread we gonna b using it 2 give out french lessons 2 those brothers and sisters who dont know how 2 speak well the language french.

Saboda haka join & get ur free 3 months trial & b able 2 express urself anywhere!

« on: January 20, 2004, 02:32:01 PM »
Dear pellows,
i was just thinking 'bout u guys, u know...ze characters we xibit, ze actions we make n sometimes ze words we say 2 each oza, it may b bery oppensibe 2 some pellow Onliners, zat is y i ofen zis thread so zat any 1 who habe or is habing any porm op beep with any one shld n must come here n reconcile or else Allah himselp will not porgibe him/her.

i begin with my selp, although i know zat i dont habe any beep with anyhuman in zis porum...but all ze same i affologise 2 anyhuman zat habe eber pelt ill against me may b b'cos op somesin' i habe done or say bepor, porgibe me flease gobe Kiyyama Allah will porgive us gaba daya...Amin. :(

chit-chat / Values: what's ur view!!!
« on: February 07, 2004, 07:00:58 AM »
Well well well!
Rijiya, rijiya rijiya...LOL here we r again, 2 day i bring 2 u a bery imfortant tofic concerning our balues, we all know zat we habe dipperent balues prom each oza, so i wanted 2 try our conscience or should i say our balues?

ok zis is my kweshon....uhumm....uhum...ip por examfle a girl dresses frobocatibely (when i say frobocatibly u should fut in mind micro-minis n sfaghettis n show me ur bakcs), n goes out to ze streets, does she deserbe 2 b rafed? Considering ze pact zat her dresses must bring any man 2 a halt? what r ur biews pellow onliners, but mind u do not ask me fersonal kweshons, i just pigured zis out so dont eben think op tryin'.

chit-chat / A.O.P.P ICON FOR THE MEMBERS!!!
« on: January 22, 2004, 07:25:17 PM »
Welcome!  Welcome!! Welcome!!!

We r haffy 2 annouce 2 all members zat we habe created an ICON in ze Porm of a Nigerian Plag, we created this ICON as a symbole op our Unity, so ip ur a sufforter op A.O.P.P. u can just Contact Dante Jnr. (our Governor Insha Allah) bia zis address U can use it as a signature, u dont habe 2 delete ur signature at all, u just have 2 add it into ur signature sface. we habe repused 2 disflay ze links b'cos op some feofle who will like 2 cheat us.

i leabe u in peace

!!!!AOPP Power To The People!!!!

chit-chat / Kano Babes na Wa O!
« on: March 20, 2004, 08:45:01 PM »
Y is it zat kano babes r always materialistic? It is bery bery embarrasing when u brag 2 ozas about ur babes n zey lauph u n say ur babes r materialistic, zis habe haffen 2 me many tyms....i dont know y zis bad labell has been link with our babes..ko kuma abun da gaske ne...Onliners? there is no smoke without a pire!

Guestbook & Feedback / Frobision Por FIctures
« on: January 10, 2004, 04:20:45 AM »
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General Board / y
« on: December 04, 2003, 02:20:33 AM »
dear K-Onliners,

how r u enjoying ze site? hope it's bubbling por u.
i want 2 know y everybody in zis porum decided 2 join, i will start by myself:
"i joined because i wanted 2 get a porum were by i will meet Kano Based Comedians, i know some of u joined por dipperent reasons, some por yabbing others, gisting, gossiping and last but not ze least "KARA GISHIRI". so lets share ur idea.

General Board / Frobision Por FIctures
« on: January 10, 2004, 04:20:45 AM »
I'm bery sorry por my English is not really pluent, just bear with me flz.

i thank Allah pirst op all por letting me know ze existence op zis website, it is my most paborite site & zis is cos it link me with bery sfecial indibiduals prom my tribe, & it makes me froud zat as a hausa boy, we also habe a bery pantastic website.

All ze same i will like 2 gibe some suggestion 2 ze wonderpul 4 dwarps (Ooups! 4, i'll like ze porum 2 habe a flace or frobision por member potographs & also a flace were members can do boice chatting. And again i think ze chat room is always empty b'cos of its style, ip a little change can b made zen may b we will b bisiting it more opten!

Thank u bery much por taking ze fain in comfrehending my accent!

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