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chit-chat / The Nigerian National Anthem - Re-Versed
« on: February 20, 2005, 12:23:27 PM »
The price of corruption
Nigeria's call neglect
Stealing wealth of our fathers' land
They rob and steal till date
The labours of our heroes past
May now just be in vain
They serve to take our wealth
Dividing a nation where thieves
And robbers now reign.

Authors of confussion
Mislead our noble cause
Mastermind our leaders rights
And our youths to unlearn the truth
But of dishonesty to know
It's just so plain to see
Great lofty heights attained
Dividing a nation
Where Peace and
Justice once reigned

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chit-chat / Mix up
« on: February 20, 2005, 12:21:17 PM »
The famous Dr. Ugochi was sent on call to the scorching Sahara desert.

On arriving at his new post, he immediately sent a telegram to his wife who he had left back on Jos plateau.

Unfortunately, it was delivered to the wrong Mrs. Ugochi whose husband had died only the day before.

Just imagine her horror when she opened the telegram and it read.

JUST ARRIVED THIS MORNING AFTER A BUMPY RIDE.THE HEAT IS UNBEARABLE!!

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chit-chat / Airport crime test
« on: February 20, 2005, 12:17:23 PM »
A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world.

The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport terminal and reading a newspaper. He had an empty briefcase next to him, which he would ignore. Observers then recorded how long it took for the briefcase to be snatched.

In Brussels, Belgium the case was stolen within 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

In Washington DC it was stolen within 3 minutes and 16 seconds.

At Heathrow, London the briefcase was snatched in less than 2 minutes.

In New York, the case was stolen within 1 minute and 5 seconds.

In Los Angeles it took only 43 seconds before the case was snatched.

At Lagos, Nigeria, the people conducting the study were robbed on the way to the airport and the briefcase was stolen along with the car!

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chit-chat / Hole in one
« on: February 20, 2005, 12:14:47 PM »
There was this naija guy who was attending a meeting in France. He didn't speak much French. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting.

While they were where having sex, she kept yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise and appreciation for his technique. So he kept going even faster.

The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. To praise the guy, he yelled, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX !"

They all looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"

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chit-chat / Ba'a haka
« on: September 28, 2004, 08:33:11 PM »
Wai nevermind is everything going well with u coz am not a Doctor to say but thingd don't go dat kind of way  8)

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chit-chat / Duniya ke nan.
« on: September 16, 2004, 09:25:10 PM »
Da sanin ALLAH.
The patient dog eat the fatest bone  :D  ALLAH yasa mun dace.

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chit-chat / Re: LEARN FROM THESE STRANGE TRUE STORIES!
« on: July 27, 2004, 09:48:20 PM »
Quote from: "gogannaka"
Amma dai that turkish guy must be really desperate when he picked up that "guy"......he is not a nigerian that's why.cos if he were he wud have tested b4 taking him/her.......capish!!!!


ur right ma bro. :oops:

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chit-chat / Come Cious With Me!
« on: May 31, 2004, 12:23:29 PM »
Quote from: "figorms"
Eberyonecious iscious preecious 2cious inbolbecious ncious learncious!
............... there r still more ko ba haka ba, and by the way how did u do that


he use magic

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chit-chat / who
« on: May 31, 2004, 11:53:18 AM »
who cares it's ur life

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chit-chat / ur fooling urself
« on: May 22, 2004, 07:33:24 PM »
bro, why now u haven't tell  dem.
it's just simple .
ur girl friend or sorry ur ex bounce u up.
mr coluor man.

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chit-chat / hafsy_lady hmmm"
« on: May 22, 2004, 07:23:30 PM »
Quote from: "gogannaka"
Mtsssssssssss.................jjc. Must we answer?
To shikenan 'mr.know all' we dont know the ANSWER to your Kweshon.Pleeeeeeeaase tell us ..pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease.(we're on our knees).Maybe if u tell us we'll be the most knowledgeable ppl.


ur right ma brother.

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chit-chat / Re: why guys use to reply for ummita
« on: February 11, 2004, 12:15:37 PM »
what's ur problem.o.k (ka na hanu) ;D we understand ur problem

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chit-chat / Re: DO NOT DROP UR VALENTINES MESSAGE (BA RUWANA)!
« on: February 11, 2004, 06:19:18 PM »
well vals, very not good. ope mah gurl not mad with me dis time cos i no no how to val her ???

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chit-chat / Re: i'm not a nigerian,really!
« on: February 12, 2004, 05:04:32 PM »
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mmmh ::) thats nice in saying ,,, ?da ka karasa labarin da nafadi wani abu.

 :omai za ka fada

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chit-chat / Re: Values: what's ur view!!!
« on: February 11, 2004, 07:25:05 PM »
on one hand she deserve to be raped while on da other hand (he said watch for dat hot stuff)be easy onself.

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