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chit-chat / baba bros
« on: May 22, 2004, 11:43:50 PM »
i look at u as a man of high intergrety ashe kai yar.....ne haba grow up little one oh, let me now say,  the young shall grom

n.b only a fool test the dept of a water with both feet!

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chit-chat / who is fooling who ?
« on: May 11, 2004, 01:37:33 AM »
You all should know, if at all the gal fools a guy them he most be the first born or he has elder sisters without elder brothers, usually a gals brain has more capasity to attain such edeolastic attitude but i man (not boy) brains has it's capibility and inteligence focus on real time issue. so if a gal thinks she has fool a man! she did not fool him but rather fool her self because when it transperia the man knows but trust her instead of him to think she might fool him, when men do this is that if they think gals are out to fool them, surely no gal even miss beautiful can have true love. it's simple if u think you fool a guy right! before leaving the his site asking him did he knows u just made a fool of him, he will tll u yes, if u could be brave ask him again what way did u use to fool him, he will tell u wat u are thinking and why u had to fool him and wat u think u might have acheive. so u see he know ur route cos he ability, capibility and intelligence is focus on serious issue while you gals focus on make-ups,cooking, shoes and most of the time guys, is that not y gals goto school?

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chit-chat / LOVERS ZONE!!!
« on: May 11, 2004, 01:04:27 AM »
who theres there talk about love! :twisted:
ya'all dont have repect for ministry of love ya.

anyway just pulling ya legs ha.

i have this girl, i have been sending here sms while she doest know me!
i keep on for qiute sometime but she replied none, i was worried y she
has not send just this nite she send this;

courth order,u are accused of crawlin into my heart and
hijacking my smiles wit ur cute sms. how do u plead? guilty!
so u are hereby sentenced 2 b my friend for life NO BAIL;

I was delighted when i txt back saying. accused willing accept sentence and accused found her marjesty lawfuly, rigth and absolutely kind

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Member Poetry / report on my mission....
« on: May 11, 2004, 12:42:59 AM »
8)  :lol:  :twisted:  :?: u are out

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Member Poetry / report on my mission....
« on: May 05, 2004, 02:17:40 AM »
gentilis and ladilis, i am proud if you all. i can see yet desperate the
forces from angles u all remain under one umbrella sorry i mean we, forgive me
i know you all could wonder how far i have come, don't rush to read, read slowly
so that u can understand the logic.
 many things had happen here and with u all. the best is that i have gain what i went for

without much delay here is the report on my mission
i left kano online for one reason to search for love which after due
calculation i found out that love is nothing but a story of sadness even if
achieve it's a glory of madness. i came to realize that now are days peoples heart
is empty, weightless full of distraction and poverty. in this condition after analysis by a professor of love
conclude that love can no longer be practices on earth. i disagree with his analysis so i
went forwarder to gain more knowledge about love. i want to make it clean so i made a practical between two apes
it's sort of like animal courtship, i found out that this apes male and female live together happily for a period of time and later in three to six month
depart, and go for a younger one, so if the old still go for the younger females what about the younger males and older females?
i went on with my research but couldn't get any more here so i decided to try it on myself.i found this wonderful gurl but i guess at the end u all wont find her wonderful
the first time i spoke to her told her she is beautiful but this younger lady refuse to accept she is! i try to convince her but no use
time pass by i was so much into her, she was telling about her pass life she started;
"wallahi i heard i cool life but i don't know what's happening to me now! first it's was Abdull we were
together for 3 month i was so much in love with him, he dumped me like shit just like that. then Benga although
he was Yoruba but i still found he handsome but he mother is the case between us she thinks i am going to
take him away to the north for life so she made him stop coming to see me even to phone"she keep talking for hours i got to realize she had 7 boys between a year and she loved all
dear reader tell me how possible it is to love two guys even in a year? i mean if she had a heart tell ?

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Member Poetry / to hope
« on: May 03, 2004, 11:52:59 PM »
to love means peace
to remember take time
to have friends mean treasure
to believe you need trust

to leave means pains
to hope is to risk pains
to try is to risk failure
either way you're my family

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chit-chat / LIST OF WINNERS
« on: December 29, 2002, 03:21:59 PM »
Really this is a poem  or chat site but for now this is not a poem but a link to all the poem writers.  
And hoping this wont cause any hard feelings is just for fun.

This is a release memo from the admin table on February 31st 0000    Attention all poem writers, this is the admin writing to you all. Better read well for if you fail to understand the rule my assistant fulanicious will have to kick you out. The admin reported that ihsan was unable to make it to the contest for there is an Indian movie in progress. And the problem we are now having is that darkchid “4” life ( Ummy) has refused to join the site. For she remain as a guest just to get night allowance, that is making the account of KANO ONLINE down by 100 and 10%. Hope she becomes one. And with pleasure we will accept her. Ibro2g has rise a case at the world court with ice, that ice is trying to freeze northern Nigeria but the defendant is saying that this is nature no body can escape it. Among the jury, babyluv ask the court to permit her to give part of her warm love to Ibro2g. The case was adjoin for forwarded hearing.
Al hamza has been hiding since the day al-mustapha was taking to the prison thinking his name sounds like hamza al-mustapha he also thinks that he will be taking to prison by the Obasonjo government. Waleedarh is on I.T but the emir has send waziri to meet mohammed Ibrahim with the issue of waleedarh’s hands in marriage with the emir’s son dafgons. Dagoodfella also raised the matter to the commissioner of Police over the emir trying to use his office, to gain his sisters hands. The commissioner of Police Bilyaminu K. Aliyu which also has a case with the admin, darkchild “4” life and fulanicious over the poem he has been writing about the girl he love’s on the net and so on. He could not resolve the situation but had to pass it to the director kano online intelligent agency (KOIA) fynedymequeen who allegedly report that intelligence have found out after all investigation that Ibrahim kurfi is behind all the issue.  Without forwarded delay she order agent Aliyu-hyder to send some agent to arrest Ibrahim kurfi. His attorney mallam saddiq abdullahi is suing the admin over the diplomatic of people peace case (DPPC)
See us in the next edition in THIS IS NOT THE NEWS

N.B (KOIA) has also passed the warrant of Fatima Munir wanted dead or alive with a reward of N500

LIST OF  LORDS IN KOL

Admin - lord of records
Ihsan - lady of Asians
Fulanicious – lady of hospitality
Ice - lady of ice
Ibrahim Kurfi - lord crime
Babyluv - lady of love and shelter
Waziri- lord of the tradition
Darkchild - lady of all shadows
Bilyaminu - lord of all rules and confusion
Waleedarh - lady leadership
Dafgons - lord men
Ibro2g - lord intellectuals with nut
Saddiq abdullahi - lord of law
Dagoodflla - lord of young
Al-hamza - lord of fear
Fynedymequeen – lady of touch me and u are dead
Aliyu hydar - lord of anger
Ibrahim Mohammed - lord lyrics

If your name is not listed please forward it to bakbai@hotmail.com and include your membership note

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chit-chat / Re: LIST OF WINNERS 2ND EDITION
« on: January 04, 2003, 01:11:24 AM »
hey venom thanks for the warm acceptance and for you fynedymequeen, how can i thank you for your support in that explanation. for u ummita, i shall be awaiting the day when that will come ;D hope it soon 8)

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chit-chat / Re: LIST OF WINNERS 2ND EDITION
« on: January 03, 2003, 04:58:01 PM »
hello Venom is not like it's real i sjust for the fun shake u can ignore it hope no hard feelings ::)

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chit-chat / LIST OF WINNERS 2ND EDITION
« on: January 03, 2003, 12:32:05 AM »
THIS IS NOT THE NEWS 2ND EDITION  

We have potential poem writers but could not write due to the fact that Poems don?t really appeal to their taste. With the update our correspondent got from FyneDymeQueen known as lady of touch me and you are dead,. Saying in an interview with her in Q&A, Gimbiya now known as lady of highness has been on assignment in Iraq about the weapon of mass destruction representing Kano Online Intelligence Agency (KOIA). FyneDymeQueen
 Is reserving the comment if truly Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. AbuMujahid now known as lord of ignorance is with one of our reports at Gwammaja. We will be having live by 0000 hours by day on Kano Online Perspective stay tuned. No day, finally we have succeeded in getting the attention of ummita  becoming a member of the site. On her resume to office she made new rules which are contradictory to the rules of admin  but Fulanicious
Has called for an urgent meeting to be held at Tashan Mariri to resolve the situation. Ihsan  has release her new movie, die another day Indian version. The case of ibro2g (Katsinian)  with Ice  that was adjoined for no day is resolved when Ibro2g (Katsinian) agree to accept the warm reception of babyluv . But the judge Venom happens to have problems with that. That ibro2g has violated the law. Section 23 line 0 saying? A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes? to this law he has been a fool temporary to no day. The case is still adjoined. Our reports have been till on needle looking for Dafgons  but could not find him. There were only able to find MohammedIbrahim  over the issue of waleedarh  he was not able to say much but he says that let nature have it way and A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Left to DaGoodfella  he is winning the case when Waziri  came to him with a bag of gold saying that he should please withdraw and is high time for him to keep his mouth shut else when you're in deep water it will be better and will shut  but has still hold to his way. Director Kano online intelligent agency (KOIA) FyneDymeQueen  is technically down. Her physician Boomer  said she is having elephantiasis that she may die but she won?t retire. Salisu U. Danyaro said if the director will only retire she may regain her health that so far as she is in service this will remain with her. We got an exclusive story that Al-Mustapha has advice Obasonjo to arrest his nephew al_hamza  that is strongly behind the last attempt. admin  also said that the reason why Hamza Al-Mustapha is being held is that the government wan?ts to hold him for 45 years then release him to contest for president like Mandela. Agent aliyuhydar  the brother of ummita  is facing family problem over the issue that he is the person who arrested ibrahim_kurfi  knowing he is the fiancee of ummita . His mother told him that if he needs her blessing he should release that poor boy else. He has since met the director (KOIA) but she was not able to say anything due to her condition. ibrahim_kurfi  attorney Mallam Saddiq_Abdallah  has not been seen since the day when he decide to sue the (KOIA) we don?t have any news yet about his whereabouts. but rumors has spread saying the Intelligence have him.
ummita came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."  She said Bilyaminu we have been together please consider

See us in the next edition in THIS IS NOT THE NEWS

N.B (KOIA) has also passed the warrant of Fatima Munir wanted dead or alive with a reward of N500

LIST OF LORDS IN KOL

Admin - lord of records
Ihsan - lady of Asians
Fulanicious - lady of hospitality
Ice - lady of ice
Ibrahim Kurfi - lord crime
Babyluv - lady of love and shelter
Waziri- lord of the tradition
Darkchild - lady of all shadows
Bilyaminu - lord of all rules and confusion
Waleedarh - lady leadership
Dafgons - lord men
Ibro2g - lord intellectuals with nut
Saddiq abdullahi - lord of law
Dagoodflla - lord of young
Al-hamza - lord of fear
Fynedymequeen - lady of touch me and u are dead
Aliyu hydar - lord of anger
Ibrahim Mohammed - lord lyrics

LIST OF NEW LORDS

Ummita lady of all ladies
Salisu U. Danyaro lord of elders
Venom lord of vacuum tubes  
Boomer lord bombastic
Gimbiya lady of highness

If your name is not listed please forward it to bakbai@hotmail.com and include your membership note

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chit-chat / Give your love once a chance ?is a wise idea
« on: February 27, 2003, 12:05:03 AM »
The best of all time comes when two friend depart for bad. Each thinking he or she is right, but each have forgotten that life, friendship and all in all relationship is compose of agreement and negotiating! Departing creates nothing but pain and each time remembered one wish he had not be burn that day. No day will pass by without one thinking of the other, oh whats he or she now doing, guess thinking of calling me but she or he wont they always hurt each other by the words the say, but is the intension of none to hurt the other! At times they let it slide that is the perfect match, at times they disagree and depart for bad when they are the real perfect match. A relationship can grow rapidly for 10 years without the word I love is being mention, do u believe in that? If I should met u today and decide to say I love u the second day, why turn me down! Having feelings without reacting to them makes no sense to love. I love u, u love me is no crime just sharing! Give her a chance or him to prove the little it has, even earth was not build in one day! Why try destroy the little faith in it.  No skin is made to walls but shelter for solution. The sun can shine but it definitely needs a shine spot.

Give your love once a chance  ;) is a wise idea
 ;)

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chit-chat / Re: SAURAYI DA BUDURWA-1
« on: January 31, 2003, 02:40:30 AM »
I should yaya; thank u very much for the field. how about ummita & mohammed in kano online ;D hope it sound better and hope no hard feeling to ma friends  8) just a suggestion! ;)

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chit-chat / Re: SAURAYI DA BUDURWA-1
« on: January 30, 2003, 03:11:20 AM »
hey yaya,
who is the aminu and fatima? hope is not u as romeo and ju...sha let me not conclude but hope she will find her course! and department ;D

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chit-chat / Re: Had I known
« on: March 03, 2003, 01:02:17 AM »
FyneDymeQueen , thats is very warm of you, thank you. Kameel that was a wise idea or rather advice
 ;)

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chit-chat / Re: Had I known
« on: March 02, 2003, 03:04:38 AM »
oh Fulaniciou,
 all in all u are the most caring person in here. u are making me strong. thanks for making me keep them aside ;)

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