All of u gather around lets converse!!!

[Blaqueen]

LoooooooooooooooooooooL!!!! kai, loooooool... looooooooooooooool..... wayyo!!!!! looooool!!!!! ALLAH YA QARA!!!!!! ah!!! looooooooool!!!!!!!!!!....hahahah!!!!! LoL!

[Anonymous]

Heniwe naso we si this big alhaji wey get this big belle, wallahi he look as if e get belle. Well di man like my pirend naso he say 2a'a yanmata bari na kai ku inda zaku" at that moment we no get time to give dirty look or that kine attitude before the man corner go driver sit I have already entered the car. Heniwe! naso di man dey drive slowing trying to chirps my pirend niko tsinewa nakeyi) heniwe he ask of my pirrend name she come nake Nafeesa (kuma ba sunan gskiya bane) well gist dey jist between them, mu kuma for back seat just dey pray and sweat!!!!!! Heniwe I loose control come call her by her correct name. I come say Hadiza don allah kara buga wayan Ummita ki ce mata tace ma Deborah su bude mana back door (guess what that fat belle man come say dama karyan suna kuke mun, to ku fita a mota na) Come see shame, Allah ya isa wallahi haka ya sauke mu for titi,

KAI YARINYAN NAN LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA HA HA HA. HAFSY KEEP BLAZING! SO I HEARD OF ANOTHER EPISODE OF YOUR LIFE JIYA. This time mutuniyar kice tayi messing up :o Me ya kaiku? mhmmmm bari dai nayi shiru :-X but idan kika basu labarin lol Ummita ma tafiki rashin ji lol joking

[Twinkle]

lol lol kaiiiiiiiiiiiii innalilah wayyo allah cikina. lol lol lol lol lol
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool THIS GIRL CAN KILL PEOPLE WITH LAUGH.
LMAO

[Blaqueen]

no reme,ber di time I fly pass my bobo. Naso he just dey hola my name (for inside my mind, I juust dey say ba yanzu ba bob, ba bayani kawai)

LoooooooooooooooooooL this has GOT to be the FUNNIEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh Lord i'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Ihsan]

Hasfy!!!! LOL....hahahaha...u don give me di laughs!

don't know what to do without u gurl... ;)

[Anwar]

Kai Hafsy you made me laughed like I have never laughed before.

[Nas]

lol lol lol lol WHERE IS HAFSY NE? lol lol PLZ KEEP THEM COMING LOL LOL. Ashe girls sabi rashin ji? lol

[IBB]

jama'a na tona wa kansu asiri :o :o

[Ihsan]

IBB, baka ji sunan wajen bane ba!

[Hafsy_Lady]

jama'a na tona wa kansu asiri :o :o

To sai akayi yaya? Ra'ayi!!!!!!! Besides you are still living that life of let me keep things to myself? :o Sorry it doesnt work........

Infact guys this is no laughing matter this is no laughing issue at all. Listen! I came back from my lectures in Wednesday last week at my door step was a dead bird.........I did a quick du'a and skipped the bird and entered home. I was to grab a junkie because I was hungry I came out and I saw two OWLS on a tree branch. I recited Ayatul kursiyyu and moved on, but I was so scared. I came home said my prayers and you know because on that fateful day. I was the only one at home. I went to bed.I went into a dream that seemed like eternity. In y dream I was wearing my mothers bedrobe and I was fighignt a huge bird. Honest no joke! I was so strong like XENA DA WORRIOR PRINCESS. I was battling with the bird and finally (you know the funny part of my dream was Ladies Papi featured in it) :-/ Honest! he threw me a sword and I chopped off one leg of the bird & its head. I remembered in my dream that I held on tight to its wing. I woke up in the morning did my morning du'a and I swear it! All I found on my bed was two feathers. I was getting freaky, when the girs came home I asked if someone was pranking me and they all said nope! NOW THE SHIVERS CAME DOWN MY SPINE, Because when I went out to get some morning fresh air, the dead bird I had seen the night before was still there, but this time its head was out. Of course I couldnt bring in the picture, that I had almost a smilar dream to that. Well thanks.......not until big mouff (Ummita) ::) that I have been possessed. Well I couldnt think of nothing through out the day except that bird. I decided to seek an alims help, but I totally forgot. I went to sleep that said making sure I didnt ommit any of my SPECIAL DUA'S. I went to sleep and never had it happened to me, the drema I had last night continued, but this time the head I chopped off in my dream the night before was replaced by a head of a woman I onces knew, but that was ages ago. I remember that woman as I have quite a good memory, she was my nanny when I was quite young and her name was Deborah.........She was fighting with me but I managed to run off, I woke up shivering with sweaty forhead. The next day I ang my mother and narrated the whole story. My mother informed me that Deborah had to live our house, my mother dismissed her because she was so strange, she was strange in the sense that at night if my mum is sleeping she walks into the room and stand beside her bedroom and when my mother couldnt take her stangey behaviour she had to ask her to live. My mum told me she heard that deborah was part of some cult member back in the days (of course I couldnt care less of this things) fate is all I have. Well these couple of days she has been coming in my dreams. She once came with a tea spoon I remmbered I always took anywhere when I was a baby, she was giving it to me. I am so scared but my prayers is all I have. Been making alot of du'a.

But what I dotn understand is that: she she seeking vengence because my mum drove her out? Or is she just scaring me off? Or am I just hallucinating? OR IS MY EX-NANNY haunting me? :-[ This is shivers for me. I am so scared!!!!!!! but Allah subhana wata'ala knows best.

Who even knows wthether its IBB ::) ::)

[ummita]

Gurlfreind ::) as we all said, it aint got nuttin 2 du with ur nanny.......rather u've been POSSESSED by demons!!!! u need 2 b excorsized!!! U give me a shivers........gaskiya mu dai.............

1/2sy 2day, u of all ppl :o (she laffs) kai kai!!!! :P dont worry nxt tym wen she cums in ur dream.........juss holla.......@ US

[gogannaka]

Where's Stephen King? ? ? ?
Ummita might be right u know ;)

[Anonymous]

??? ??? ??? ??? ???I have a very heart touching story i am still contemplating wheather to say it or not :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[gogannaka]

let it out
sorrow shared is sorrow halved ;)

[Anonymous]

Well,i decided to finally say it out,may be i will be lucky to get an answer to many questions i have been asking myself,i came from a very big family for the fact that my father had five brothers and four sisters,and each of them had at least five and above children,this made us to have many uncles and aunties as well as cousins,my parents are united,the children exchange visits and even some are staying in some others houses,for one reason or the other,this made us to be free with each other and enjoy the company of our brothers and sisters,since we are many you have to get somebody that you are so used to been with,among the girls and boys,me and one of  mymale cousins[mustafa] werevery close,since i was achild he did everything to me,as a sister infact he chooses everything for me upto my secondary days,i was in ss1 when he graduated from uni,he is a very free person infact almost everybody likes him,couse he was so free caring and above all generous,he will buy al sort of things to us,but he made sure that i get the big or nicest thing,every body looks forward whenever he was coming,all members of the family knows that iam his favourite[as everyone has his own favourite]we were all like that,when he did his kur'anik garaduation he went all the way to my school ,to pick me,but he wasn't allowed,he had to shift the graduation till we came back[i was in ss2 then]when we came back he organised a very big party to his frinds sisters,among his sisters and cousins i was the only one that gave him a gift,that single act of mine made me a star in his eyes,infact even our parent started teasing us as husband and wife,deep within our mind we know we not only like each other but love and cherish each other,but none of us say it out,kusan ci mu ya kai in har he wants to travel to tare zamu tafi,duk inda ka ganni to yana nan,matsalolina,damuwa ta,abinda nake so,da duk wani abu na rayuwata ya sani,don ko bana wurin idan ana tadi zai ce da ina nan da kaza zance,yawanci kuwa hakan akanyi idan nazo aka tada zancen abinda ya fada din zan fada,haka nima nasan rayuwarsa.
A cikin haka ne sai wansu da yake karatu a waje ya kare karatu zai dawo gida,dama yana aiki kuma ya samu promotion,mustafa da wansa sun shaku sosai,duk wasu abubuwansa shi yake masa,kuma since he doesn't play with the other children though he is like his brother kind and generous if you like something from him you nhave to go through musty ,kowa tsoronsa yake not that yanada zafi amma saboda baya sakewa da yara,da ya dawo mustafa took me to go and greet babban yaya,
Washegari sai ga mustafa da kaya niki-niki wai an kawo min tsaraba,after somedays sai ga babban yaya wai ni yake so,to ban dai ce masa komai ba,ashe har ya fada a cikin gida,ni kuma bani da kowa sai mustafa[duk da baice yana sona ba]da musty yazo na gaya masa sai kawai ya bani encouragement na cewa in amsa masa,i was so surprised ni na zaci mustafa ne yake sona ashe ba haka bane,naci kuka sosai,[shima mustafa ashe ba yadda zaiyi ne,tunda wansa ya furta shi kuma bai furta ba]don haka daga baya sai kawai ya nemi ya bar kasan,bai dawo ba sai bayan da na samu first child dina,when he came back he stayed with us at lagos,'cos he couldn't get a house,duk wani damuwa da wata shawara kamar kullum yaci gaba da bani,shio yake kwana da baby na,dan wata hudu,duk inda zashi dashi yake tafiya, tun da yayi 'yan mata na shiririta a jami'a bai nsakle kula wata budurwa ba har yaje ya dawo,kannansa da yawa sun yi aure amma shi an nemi da yayi aure yaki,to ina yarinyar ma,har iyaye suka fara rade-radin ko bayi da lafiya ne?a dangi yaki kowa balle a waje,bayan dawowarsa muna tare har wata rana mun fita dashi zamu je gidan wani brother dinsu,sai naga hoton wata yarinya a motar na fara tsokanarsa ko zamuyi surkuwa ne ?sai ya fito min da wani envelope ya nuna min yarinyar da wani abokinsa yace zai mu su kalanda na aurensu ne,so ni kuma sai na fara zancen yaushe zamu sha biki,when went deep in the discussion he told me that since he lost me he wasn't ready to have any other girl again,i was so confused,na tambaye shi ni,yace kwarai kuwa,nace ba kai kace in yarda da proposal din yayya ba yace yes,ba yadda ya iya tunda bai riga ya furta ba,kuma yayansa ya shiga shi yasa yayi shiru,nace to mai yasa baiyi magana ba,he told me he was trying to put everything in place before saying it'cos he wanted the marriage to take place four weeks after his proposal,so that we can enjoy ourselves better,that if he said it at that time our parent will restrict our movement together and baya son inyi nisa dashi ko na second daya.
That is how we stayed for almost a year,kullum ina tunani mai yasa bai yi magana da wuri ba,saboda shi nake so,kuma mun saba ba wansa ba,then all of a sudden he wake up with a strange illness,he had a stroke and his hand was paralysed,znd it even affected his speech he wanted to talk to me but all he was saying is rubbish,i couldn't understand a single sentence i cried for the whole day b4 babban yaya arrived,so he arranged for his admission at kano,wayyo Allah muna kuka muka rabu,unfortunately b4 they reached hospital he was completely speechless,har kuma kafar sa ita ma ta zamo paralysed,daga airport straight suka wuce hospital,kwana biyu babban yaya yace zaije dubo shi,naso in bishi amma da farko yaki sai daga baya ya yarda muka je tare,after two days muka dawo tun da dole zai dawo wurin aikinsa,wayyo bakin ciki goma da ashirin na rasa in da zan sa kaina saboda damuwa da fargaba,infact zuwan da nayi baya magana amma yana gani na ya fara dariya,he opened his palm and give me a sign to drop my baby on his lap,
Duk abinda ke damu na yanzu shine a duniya wazan gaya wa cewa shi nake so?wa zai bani iznin in je in yi jinyarsa?haka dai na zauna har dai kwananan ya samu sauki,abu na farko da ya fara tunawa nambar waya ta,he called me but he couldn't talk,and later yanzu ya fara recovering har yana magana hannu da kafa dama sun riga sun warke,abinda ke damuna shine ni nasan tunani na,da kuma bege shi ya kawo masa wannan ciwo,haka shi yasan in bani ce a kusa dashi ba ba zai iya wani tasiri ba,gashi kuma babban yaya kamar ya hadiye matarsa saboda so,sai dai ni yanzu hatta abinci bana iya cin na kirki,sai dai rama da kuma yanayina da duk ya canza,ni kaina na dawo wata maras lafiyan dole,kullum sai dai inyi karyan ciwo,duk wasu abubuwa dana saba yi da yanzu na kasa yinsu,abin da yafi daga min hankali shine wa zan gaya wa dalilin cutuwa ta?haka shima wea zai fadawa dalilin cutarsa?an san mun shaku amma kuma ai yanzu aure ne da ni,a akarshe ina neman addu'ar duk wanda ya karanta wanan sako akan Allah ya bashi lafiya,sannan ina neman shawara akan abin yi.
NA'IMATU