LEADERS OF K-ONLINE

[Fulanizzle]

Salamu Alaikum

yall crack me up, yall so fun n lively!
may the best lady win...good luck yall

if i had  my saying....it would be MY TWIN who deserves to be on tha top throne!!!

oh by the way...i agree with ma bro Ibro2g...where do the guyz go?

[ummita]

I am sooooooooo dedicated.......in ma position & 2 ma ppl........but soon I will call 4 ma retirement...(saboda na gaji)...so ya'all shud get d nxt gurl ready or d nxt guy......
by d way I wanted 2 call 4 GudFella cuz I think he possess all d qualities listed in ma upper post...but then I taut mayb Iblink fits......or Venom..is capable, but then again, wat of Anwar, ladies Paps, & them rest? Or mab ma VP juss has 2 choose anoda gurl...cuz I dont think we gon get a reliable, person...

[Ibro2g]

Salamu Alaikum

sweet sista 1/2sa , u find it difficult to pronounce mah name, coz gurl, u finding it hard to read at all ;D ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D ;D ;D :DHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aint that somn!

[Ibro2g]

Or mab ma VP juss has 2 choose anoda gurl...cuz I dont think we gon get a reliable, person...

Your excellency,
  I, Ibrahim aka Ibro2g, hereby come before you, the president of kanoonline to declare myself, a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
 If voted into office, I pledge to defend the interest. I will work with the limited resources available to ensure the optimum survival and welfare of kanoonliners.
I've spoken too few of my wide and diverse mind and self decipline. But I'm sure my counterparts and fellow kanoonliners can testify beyond resonable doubts about my superb valuability and relaibility.
 once again, I thank u for this opportunity, I asure you, you would not be disappointed.
                           ........for the betterment of the people.

[Maleeq]

a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.

yeah rite ask hafsy ;D

[Maleeq]

kai peaople u suppose vote thiz guy into office or iz it ummita thats gonna appoint ?
  either way it goes i strongly stand on my words bcuz he is a man of proven character.a No nonsense person who leaves no stone unturned in the battle of bringing justice and equity to all..............hey sowwy guyz i'm back and back 4 gud.
  so tell mi diid anyone here missed mi (da instigator ;))?.......hey not anyone da ......... only ;D

[Hafsy_Lady]

yeah rite ask hafsy ;D

Since someone asked, let me hansa! I suwe da na zabi Ibro....gwanda na zabi dumb & dumber. With out reasonable doubt, that boy is an is not fit 4 that position, don he is soooooo dehaydrated with lacking proper words........oya shanye maza....wai ORT na hada masa fa tun danzu.....amman yaki shanyewa........Abeg with all due respect ba wanda ya dace except GoodFella ........or if I finish my research & finisheeeed my analysis & if my instincts like Maleeq I go choose..........ni dai rule encompases everything.....we need labour worker.........gaskiya zan fada wallahi wanda ya chanchata yazaama toilet dispensor namu is definately & without reasounable doubt Ibro.......and I have said my mind

[Anonymous]

Gurl.I just cant stand them!!! Mallam Ibro take to sit throughly you posses those skills. I VOTE FOR IBRO

[Anonymous]

Well I just have one thing to say. Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeez am the man. Personality & Looks I gat all. So choose me ladies I will make ya'all ma wifeyz ;) A kiss in adavance to you all ladies :-* Boi I love women ;)

[Ihsan]

Your excellency,
? I, Ibrahim aka Ibro2g, hereby come before you, the president of kanoonline to declare myself, a man of outstanding integrity and great reputations. I stand before you as a man with solid character, transparency and reliability.
?If voted into office, I pledge to defend the interest. I will work with the limited resources available to ensure the optimum survival and welfare of kanoonliners.
I've spoken too few of my wide and diverse mind and self decipline. But I'm sure my counterparts and fellow kanoonliners can testify beyond resonable doubts about my superb valuability and relaibility.
?once again, I thank u for this opportunity, I asure you, you would not be disappointed.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?........for the betterment of the people.

::) Allah dan samari...baka taba jin "yabon kai jahilci" ba... leave that us ... ;)

[Ihsan]

Salamu Alaikum

yall crack me up, yall so fun n lively!
may the best lady win...good luck yall

if i had ?my saying....it would be MY TWIN who deserves to be on tha top throne!!!

lol Ukhty...lallai u have missed a lot... tun yaushe aka dora ni dan dole...but...

[Aydee Fella]

Yessssssssssssssss I CHOOSE DA GOODFELLA for MINISTER OF EVERYTHING AFFAIRS!!!!!!! HE BI DI BEST BECAUSE DI BOY BI MA FIREN

Una see na dis one be korret girl for this area.hafsa I go begin dey talk like u ma sef. ;)

[Aydee Fella]

d Ma

Well I just have one thing to say. Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeez am the man. Personality & Looks I gat all. So choose me ladies I will make ya'all ma wifeyz ;) A kiss in adavance to you all ladies :-* Boi I love women ;)

KAi this guy dey kill me.

[ummita]

After a private meetin held by d president, VP 7 a couple of ministers.We came 2 this conclusion, which its decison isn on d basis of a sinple majority vote..therefore there wasnt pashality, we were being neutral. We acted on a proposal & amended such proposals only by unanimous votes because of d unanimity forthcominz we faced. We want u 2 juss take ur postion & act bamason wani iyayi....bellenta bigmanisn, none is too 2 & none is too big ::)The last minutes is read as follows ;ur task is simple juss govern
President: Ummita

Vice President: Ihsan
Senetor ITK: Ummul
Fyne Dyme: Commisoner of JJC'z
Minister of women affairs: MohIbraheem
Assis Min of women affairs: Borg
Mininter of men affairs: Ice
Minister of instigatin affais: Abdulmaleeq
Ibro is declared : Governor
GudFella:Comander in chief of k-online
Minister of Luv affairs: it gats 2 b Bilya
Chairman sabi ova sabi: Lionger

Who said we dont need our parents around, they r leaders in d family therefore:
Mama kanoonline: Hafsy
Papa kanoonline: Ibro

Who said we dont need any displinary units 4 those trouble makers
Brigadia BSBS: Me, Myself & I
Sergent play a hate:Nafeey
Comrade yar ba ruwana: Baby gurl
Sergent bawasa: Venom

Who says we dont need village leaders: As per we r all d actin leaders, but frankly speakin ya'all know d real leaders ko? but then they r wat we call d sleepin leaders, in this case we hereby declare our village elders as:
Chief kanoonline; Administrator
Oba kanoonline: Uncle Salis Danyaro
Obi kanoonline: Uncle Dan_sokoto
Oga kanoonline: I dont know how many they r :-/

I du hope none of u will misfit, mismanage,or cause mishap, or mislead, misnomer, misrepresent, misrule, ur missions. I hope it duznt turn out 2 b a mission impossible 4 all d leaders 2 rule. I du hope all of u r glad with ur position. Plzzzzzzzz if otherwise, du not hesistate 2 acknowledge our VP. If u feel somebody is not suitable 4 a position plz notify us statin ur reasons 4 sayin so. Errrrr can some1 pass me d lastminutes. I call off this meeting. errr VP I need 2 speak 2 u in private>

lol uhkty tun yaushe aka daurani don dole[/qoute] Ihsan u have brough shame 2 ma face. How dare u say such thing......dont u know it is ur responsibility? Wat impression r u tryin 2 give our member huh? Do not b in breach of ur duty! I repeat do not! u pormised durin ur swearin in......I don not want 2 hear no more. Thnx! That reminds me..cud u plz represent me 4 2day, du me a cova up am sooooo tired & Buhari & OBJ r tooooo persistent that I have lunch with them 2day 2 discuss issues. Thnx VP

she hisssssssssed  ::)Allah I toooooo jobless sumtyms!!! Thats 1 reason I hate long vacations;[/color]

[ummita]

Callin 4 a wuick gather around> Am so sorry I havent stated this in our last meeting, due 2 lack of enuff members some of u will have 2 take 2 postions.
Ladies Papi: King
Fyne Dyme: Queen dama tun yashe taba kenta wanna rank din ;)
Prince kanoonline: Anwar
Princess kanoonline: Ummul

Meetin dismissed