mhmm weird things done, let me think of a few done deeds, I'd done back in the days.
Used a knitting pin to poke the eyes of my grandmothers cat! Till present the cat has only one eye.

Wanted to learn how to cook traditionally on three stones, got a pan went to the garage got a few stone got some kerosine from the security mans lantern & was cooking what is it? Emm potatoes, freinds came along and I went off to play, well a spark came through there was a lot of commotion and my sweet mums voice shouting get my little baby out of the house! garage was on fire

Went to my aunts house for sleep overs, hungry, saw a bar of chocolate on the floor in the kitchen took it wiped it & ate it all up, didnt know there was some sort of powder which is used for killing rats my aunt was terrified was rushed to hospital I was just fine!! :-/
Playing with my mums jewellry during a wedding and I ended up selling it for two Naira
YEARS AND YEARS back in Umuahia, I went to visit my freind Ummita who is a yeye unqualified, unprofessionalised driver, who nearly sent me to my grave when God never called me

. I dont know! his keys were ying on the table, it was my idea, we decided to go on a little fun drive whatever whatever whatever happened we collied into a tree, calm down! we wouldnt be here if we were not safe! We were scared rotten, my brother just got his first "ever" car. We wanted we leave the car there, well we had no common sense by then, my uncle happened to be driving towards home and we were caught. hehhehe mine was easy.........Ummita u really got it tough with your mother, I remembered the look on your face
"your mum said ai ga babban marahankalinnan and my mum said a'a gatanan idan 1/2sy bata dakko mukulli yaza'ayi ummita da fita and all the mums your mum blamed you and my mum blamed me but at the end, mamanki tace zakisha kashi ai and my brother

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Few weird or maybe senseless things I'd done!