LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

[dan kauye]

ai hafcy lotta lotta happenstances while u were away but 1st thangs first ,wut u got 4 us?..share wit us n i promise i'll fill u in as olweiz coz nufing goes 4 nufing!..n mr guest trust hafcy she duznt miss onlyner i knw who he is..eniway who;s gon miss him not even dan-kauye..lol..

[Anonymous]

12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

hehehe dats gud news cos Alhamdulilah, I also passed mine. I haven?t

been around for a while as well so I might not be able to fill u in?dis place

feels more like home wit pple around

[Fateez]

12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

hehehe dats gud news cos Alhamdulilah, I also passed mine. I haven?t

been around for a while as well so I might not be able to fill u in?dis place

feels more like home wit pple around

dat waz s?posed 2 be mi, sorry this thing keeps signing mi out

[ajingi]

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

and wuts dat s'pose ta mean????[/qote]

I habe once missed a kanoonline get2gezer...stupidly..u may say....so i was nopw wise enupp not to miss zis one ...u can ask G-naka...but sory por ur case...i really cant control my laupter...HAHAHAHAHAHHA...uhum!

haha muda I' m back

[Dan'arewa]

Wats the latest about kano online members?

[Twinkle]

I hear i hear say, dat Hasfy will be goin to Gbenga's village for the Mass hunting competition. The purpose............... is dat .......... Hafsy na fada??????      

[Twinkle]

NI DAI WALLAHI BETWEEN GOD AND MIGHTY I HEARD!!! I HEARD FROM A FREIND OF A FREINDS FREINDS, THAT Ummita is  engaged and will be married in December. So I came to KANOONLINE  because I know Hafsy & Ummita click alright!! and kuma kunsan munada uwa baki abun magana Hafsy (tap de run water) anything about kanonliners she reports with immediate effect, but all is silent from their angle. I also heard she is keeping a low profile on that aspect. Meaning a silent engagement. (EVERYTHING NA UNDERGROUND!!)AND OOOPS I BLEW IT UP! WE GOT TO KEEP THINGS REAL!!! ANYBODY ZA'A FADA ANY GOSSIP ABOUT HIM OR HER, NO RUFIN ASIRI CAUSE THATS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT.  

SO WORROP Duderess? BEBEYYY, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US? BAKI SON MUTAYAKI MURNA DA ADDUA? ABI YOU DONT WANNA INVITE CHICKRESS AND HENS TO YOUR WEDDING. Atleast "US" KANOONLINE  FAMILY.  SO (coming closer) WHO IS THE FINE BROTHA THAT YOU GETTING HOOKED TO? :wink:

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: TUNDA VERY SOON WE GONNA HAVE KANOONLINE GRANDCHILDREN, WATO ZA'A FARA HAIFANMANA JIKOKI, AND KANOONLINERS ARE THE REAL GRANDPARENTS, SO AS YOU PRODUCE ALL YOUR CHILDREN, THEY SHOULD BE RANDOMLY NAMED AFTER ME FIRST. MEANING YOUR FIRST DAUGTHER SHOULD BE TWINKLE, THEN AS FOLLOWS: FULANIZZILE, FATEEZ, HAFSY, GIMBIYA, IHSAN ETC ETC. IF YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRST SON NAME HIM AFTER OUR UNCLE WATO SALIS DANYARO BECAUSE SHINE  UBA KIRJIN IYAYE :lol: , SAURAN KUMA SAI SUBI SU Eskimo,Dante,Hausanicous, Waziri, mlbash,mudacris, Kofa and your best mate Dan kauye ko?

Lallai your kids will enjoy, because all of us here are aunties and uncles. Yan lele yaranki zasuzama. Let me go start purchasing my own baby nappies, diapers, feeding bottles and prams. Ni na dauki dafa ma babies abinci. Dan Kauye since you are good freinds. Ka dauki wanke napkins da raino. Dante daycare & play center is your responsibility. Hafsy ke zakiyi musu askin suna. Wanzamiya (mhmmm change of mind, kada ki zama mai yanke musu kai ko kunni) Fateez you can have zirga zirgan baby shower. Gimbiya will be responsible for wakan jego.A'a a a how can we forget her favourite Ibro2g....kai zaka saka ma yara sunaye. And we all her a duty of care because in a year or so she will be "Mama ummita" :lol:

ADMIN HAD BETTER OPEN "PLAYGROUND FORUM" FA! OR NAME IT "TINY TODDS FORUM" VERY SOON WE WILL HAVE JUNIOR KANOONLINERS SURFING THIS SITE. DON KUNSAN HAUSAWA NACEWA YARO KO YARINYA TAKAN KO YAKAN GADI UWARTA OR UNWARSHI. AND NAGA WASUNMU ZASU FARA ZAMA IYAYE.

On behalf of kanoonline chikas: "MUDAI SAI MUNZO FADAN IYAYE"

[Hafsy_Lady]

:shock:   :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock: WHO TOLD YOU? :o  KAI DUNIYAYYAN, INFORMATION TRAVELS FAST. FROM ONE END OF THE WORLD IT DON REACH ANOTHER PLACE! NIDAI I SWEAR, BA RUWANA. NO KWAMMENT. BUT TWINKLE I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THIS CRAZYYYYYY GURL WALLAHI KIN IYA TSIYA SOSAI. ON MY PART Ummita WALLAHI I NEVER SAID ANYTHING. I DIDNT UTTER A WORD. NIDAI AM DYING TO SAY SOMETHING, MY MOUTHC IS TWITCHING, BUT INA TSORON MASIFAFFIYAR YARINYANNAN!

BUT KAI!!! TWINKLE YOU ARE SUCH A JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I HAD A LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dan kauye]

ummita ge'en married? saundz kool ! but dats gurl talk ,ain't nefing hot in d gossip thread ,dan-kauye strongly suggests and recomend y'all to stroll down to GIRMA YA FADI" its certainly d bombest....yeah dats where d show @ now...y'll gorra go watch gurls-power @ work.gud news sa-salati will soon visit d gr8 beyond(lahira) courtesy twinkle aka(shine shine babyyy,fateez aka(str8 talker)and da-one-and-only hafcy lady aka(miss spitfire)! dont miss  it!peace y'all

[gogannaka]

E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

[Never mind]

Ummita is getting married? Wow, to Allah ya bada zaman lafiya. To mu yan kanoonline sai mu hadu muga wani irin gudunmuwa zamu bata? Yanzu ummita zaki shiga kwaryan manya.

[DarkAngel]

No??????? YOU DONT SAY!!!!! SHE IS? REALLY? I WONT HAVE IMAGINES THIS IN MY WILDEST DREAM? WELL GIRL, WE HAPPY FOR YOU AND SURE WE GONNA ME MAIDS OF HONOUR AT YOUR WEDDING RIGHT?

KANOONLINE AM BACK!!!!!!!!! AM AM SEEING NEW MEMBERS, THOUGH I HAVE READ THOUGH AND SURE I FOUND ALOT INFORMATION I NEEDED.

Ina fulaniicious,fyne dyme,Waziri, ummita lurvvvvv, Ice, Ladies Papi,Ibro, Oga Salisu Danyaro and the rest? Just want to say hi.

[Nuruddeen]

SALAMUALAIKUM GIDAN GULMACE GULMACE!!!

AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT LOTS TO SHARE, TO SAVE ME TIME AND THE CONFUSION IN SOME THREADS THAT NEVER CEASE TO EXIST WITH K-ONLINE FAMILY........I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KINDLY GIVE ME A ROUND UP OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING OR WHAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED? ANYTHING I MISSED WORTH TELLING............... :?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ANSAS TO THE BELOW REQUEST.......?
1. ANY NEW MEMBERS, WHO ARE THEY?
2. WHO AND WHO FOUGHT?
3. WHO AND WHO ARE KEEPING GRUDGES?
4. WHO IS ADMIRING WHO?
5. WHO IS PLAYINNA HATE ON WHO?
6. ANY ARGUMENTATIVE INTERESTING POST?
7. WHO AND WHO HAVE BEEN GOSSIPING
8. ANY DRAMA OR SHOWDOWN?
9. WHATS THE PRESENT SITUATION?
10. ANY POEMS WRITTEN FOR ME IN THE POETRY SECTION?
11.DID ADMIN FINISH UP THAT PHOTO ALBUM SECTION?
12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?
13.ANY FAMILY REUNION OR LOST FAMILY REUNION(cus we've witnessed it happen here few months back ko? hehehe)
14. DID YOU GUYS ENJOY DI KANONLINE GET TOGETHER? ETC ETC?
15, WHO HAS BEEN GETTING ON WHOSE NERVES?
16. TO THE GULS, HAVE THE BOYS BEEN MISBEHAVING OR HAVE THEY BEEN ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOUR WHILST I WAS GONE? lol

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

This is really marvelous!!!!! All these cardinal questions have touched everybody in d forum but if I am to answer I may be mischievous. Hafsy am i  allowed to thrash them???????lol lol lol  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Nuruddeen]

NI DAI WALLAHI BETWEEN GOD AND MIGHTY I HEARD!!! I HEARD FROM A FREIND OF A FREINDS FREINDS, THAT Ummita is  engaged and will be married in December. So I came to KANOONLINE  because I know Hafsy & Ummita click alright!! and kuma kunsan munada uwa baki abun magana Hafsy (tap de run water) anything about kanonliners she reports with immediate effect, but all is silent from their angle. I also heard she is keeping a low profile on that aspect. Meaning a silent engagement. (EVERYTHING NA UNDERGROUND!!)AND OOOPS I BLEW IT UP! WE GOT TO KEEP THINGS REAL!!! ANYBODY ZA'A FADA ANY GOSSIP ABOUT HIM OR HER, NO RUFIN ASIRI CAUSE THATS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT.  

SO WORROP Duderess? BEBEYYY, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US? BAKI SON MUTAYAKI MURNA DA ADDUA? ABI YOU DONT WANNA INVITE CHICKRESS AND HENS TO YOUR WEDDING. Atleast "US" KANOONLINE  FAMILY.  SO (coming closer) WHO IS THE FINE BROTHA THAT YOU GETTING HOOKED TO? :wink:

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: TUNDA VERY SOON WE GONNA HAVE KANOONLINE GRANDCHILDREN, WATO ZA'A FARA HAIFANMANA JIKOKI, AND KANOONLINERS ARE THE REAL GRANDPARENTS, SO AS YOU PRODUCE ALL YOUR CHILDREN, THEY SHOULD BE RANDOMLY NAMED AFTER ME FIRST. MEANING YOUR FIRST DAUGTHER SHOULD BE TWINKLE, THEN AS FOLLOWS: FULANIZZILE, FATEEZ, HAFSY, GIMBIYA, IHSAN ETC ETC. IF YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRST SON NAME HIM AFTER OUR UNCLE WATO SALIS DANYARO BECAUSE SHINE  UBA KIRJIN IYAYE :lol: , SAURAN KUMA SAI SUBI SU Eskimo,Dante,Hausanicous, Waziri, mlbash,mudacris, Kofa and your best mate Dan kauye ko?

Lallai your kids will enjoy, because all of us here are aunties and uncles. Yan lele yaranki zasuzama. Let me go start purchasing my own baby nappies, diapers, feeding bottles and prams. Ni na dauki dafa ma babies abinci. Dan Kauye since you are good freinds. Ka dauki wanke napkins da raino. Dante daycare & play center is your responsibility. Hafsy ke zakiyi musu askin suna. Wanzamiya (mhmmm change of mind, kada ki zama mai yanke musu kai ko kunni) Fateez you can have zirga zirgan baby shower. Gimbiya will be responsible for wakan jego.A'a a a how can we forget her favourite Ibro2g....kai zaka saka ma yara sunaye. And we all her a duty of care because in a year or so she will be "Mama ummita" :lol:

ADMIN HAD BETTER OPEN "PLAYGROUND FORUM" FA! OR NAME IT "TINY TODDS FORUM" VERY SOON WE WILL HAVE JUNIOR KANOONLINERS SURFING THIS SITE. DON KUNSAN HAUSAWA NACEWA YARO KO YARINYA TAKAN KO YAKAN GADI UWARTA OR UNWARSHI. AND NAGA WASUNMU ZASU FARA ZAMA IYAYE.

On behalf of kanoonline chikas: "MUDAI SAI MUNZO FADAN IYAYE"

Lala lala lala ni dai babu ruwa na!!!! Na dai san ni da abokina Dan kauye am fada mana cewar Ihsan nada juna biyu sannan kuma wai za'a yi ma Ummita auren dole shi yasa ta ke tsoron fada dan kada ayi mata dariya.

[*~MuDa~*]

E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'