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LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

Started by ummita, March 05, 2003, 02:14:17 PM

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*~MuDa~*

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bakangizo

Why are you wasting your time discussing vote, nomination etc? Someone should just do the PDP style and announce the result and the (s)elected Speaker. Voting or no voting.

IBB

Quote from: gogannaka on June 12, 2007, 11:29:41 AM
Hi5 kuma?

Are you stalking me?

Ba ni bane.

Ba kai bane? That means i gotta redo my research.

Iam appointed by Kanoonline secret committee to research and report on any member seeking office in konline. so any member interested in any office should start acting right
IHS

bakangizo


Fateez



IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!


"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."    ~ Mark Twain


gogannaka

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 12, 2007, 02:40:08 PM
Why are you wasting your time discussing vote, nomination etc? Someone should just do the PDP style and announce the result and the (s)elected Speaker. Voting or no voting.

No no no bakan gizo,
We'll do that (PDP style election).
Amma ka san we need to show that we are democratic even if we are not.
Who's your candidate?
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

 :-X wai what is happening?
GGNK and Alkanawi have you
relieved me of my appointment
as the Chief of Staff?

Naga IBB sai wani zumudi zumudi
yake yi, wai shi an bashi ikon bada
appointment! abeg commot for their.

This is purely political appointment
and it is on record that you are
guilty of Anti-Party during the campaign
days - uuufffff u go pls.

I am still in charge.

No Vacancy, Kanoonline Republic
has not yet lift embargo on any
appointment.

IBB is out to make money
ne kawai. kar ku yarda.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

IBB

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 13, 2007, 10:46:30 AM
Sannun ka  "Nuhu Ribadu"

Thank you bro. if u have any contribution you are highly welcome

Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!




I appreciate your interest for working in my department. Can you be able to come for an interview tomorrow. Thank you. IBB

Quote from: Dan-Borno on June 14, 2007, 07:46:15 PM
:-X wai what is happening?
GGNK and Alkanawi have you
relieved me of my appointment
as the Chief of Staff?

Naga IBB sai wani zumudi zumudi
yake yi, wai shi an bashi ikon bada
appointment! abeg commot for their.

This is purely political appointment
and it is on record that you are
guilty of Anti-Party during the campaign
days - uuufffff u go pls.

I am still in charge.

No Vacancy, Kanoonline Republic
has not yet lift embargo on any
appointment.

IBB is out to make money
ne kawai. kar ku yarda.

Ale Dan Borno why are you harrasing me? I'm doing my job. At the moment my office has not identify any irregularities in you department, so i'm enjoying you to corporate with me to carry out an excellent service to this our beloved forum.

Therefore I'm kindly requesting you provide my staff every access necessary to your files and accounts. thank you for your corporation . IBB
IHS

IBB

Hello members n visitors can you kindly go to Announcement section of the General board. I opened a room (Attention.... Online class room) can u please read n post you comments n suggestions. Thank u
IHS

*~MuDa~*

Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!




Dumbledore's Army...thats the spirit

By the way u guys are just dashing unaselves post and positions in the forum, na so ba? Ok! I am the self-imposed Great over seear of the republic of kanoonline, I am the mouse and the cursor, I am the copy and paste, I am the post and reply, so anyody with the intentions to do anything has to pass thru me first, *some goro will be accepted*...!
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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IBB

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on June 17, 2007, 09:55:12 AM



I am the self-imposed Great over seear of the republic of kanoonline, I am the mouse and the cursor, I am the copy and paste, I am the post and reply, so anyody with the intentions to do anything has to pass thru me first, *some goro will be accepted*...!


Thank God you are not the Quote. I enjoy you to do your job with honesty and fear of my office. The Office of the Great Over Seear is under my observation any Goro taken will lead to public disgrace online and offline so beware
IHS

Dan-Borno

My Fellow Forumite.

I am compelled by necessity this morning to
announce my immediate resignation from the
fold of the Executive Arm of this great Republic.

This has been gingered by the way IBB and
Mudacris are fighting over my position, which
i was dully appointed by the Honourable
Alkanawi-GGNK Godfearing Government.

In view of the fact that both Mudacris and
IBB are first timers in handling affairs of state,
I wish to honourably put down my resignation
so as not to mix up my profession and dirty
politics of "WAWURA DA BABAKERE PEOPLES
PARTY"

With due apology to all my supporters and those
who I have worked tirelessly to make this union
a great one, I say thank you.

And to IBB and Mudacriss, I say, carry on, but
fear Allah most and stop collecting "goro" and
what else.

Signed
DAN-BORNO
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

Dan borno i'm sorry to say that your resignation is not approved.

The terms of your employment do not give you the liberty to resign.
Abi u no be conc politician?
Sun baka tsoro ne?

Refer your case to the commitee on justice.

Dont worry continue your good work.
Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!




Send your resume only to the appropriate channels.
Beware of ppl like IBB and Muda and any1 that will ask for your money.
They usually call it administrative charges.

Dan borno kindly look at her resume,i think she's a professional stalker.
In the terms of service,pls dont give her the priviledge of stalking officials
and also keep a close eye on her cos she might decide to sell the confidential info to dem_ _ _ (ka gane ko?)

So carry on!
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

Quote from: gogannaka on June 23, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
Dan borno i'm sorry to say that your resignation is not approved.
So carry on!

In view of the above, IBB and Muda, you are hereby
declared persona non grata and should within 48 hrs
state in less than 1 paragraph why disciplinary action
should not be taken against both of you.

In addition, IBB is hereby transfered to Nigerian Railway
Corporation - Bajoga Sub-Unit in charge of rail repairs.
Meanwhile, Muda is under strict supervision and should
not be allowed to tamper with any secret official doc.

Fateez
After perusing through your cv and the general
recommendation from Hon. GGNK, you are hereby
Appointed Group Managing Director of the Kano
Online Stalking and Prying Commission.  You are to
start job with immediate effect.

You to keep an eye on Muda and report back
to GGNK pls.

Dan-Borno
Chief of Staff (reincarnated)
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

Welldone Dan borno,

Send your Motivational demands ASAP so that i will raise the issue during the next board meeting.
Welldone.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment