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Offline sir-bash

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Computer age Cartoons
« on: February 21, 2003, 10:23:53 PM »
(1)Kindergarden kid to teacher:"My name was David, but i sounded old fashioned ,so i shortened it to DVD"


(2)Woman at a Perfume store:"I want my husband to pay more attention to me .Got any perfume that smells like a computer?"


(3) Three Four-year old kids at home:"I asked my dad where children came from, He said people download them from the internet."

(4)Husband to Wife:"You said i should spend more time with our children , so i turned their faces into icons in my computer."

(5)Father to his Son on Phone:"Hello,Bob?It's your Father again.I have another question again about my new computer.Can i tape a movie from cable t.v then fax it from my vcr to my Cd Rom then email it to my brother's cellular phone so he make a copy on his neighbors camcoder?"

(6)Doctor Scanning a pregnant Woman:"Your baby is developing very nicely,would you like to send him an e-mail?"
owa ya ci Buran Ubanshi

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2003, 11:13:31 PM »
Assalamu Alaikum

Sir-Bash wannan post dinnaka lallai yanada ban dariya.
I particularly liked the notion of a pregnant woman sending an e amil to her unborn child. What I would also want know is that can he reply? we all know that's possible especially if the contents of the e mail are not favourable (by kicking and distressing the mother).
I would consider my self lucky if I was told by my dad that " You were downloaded from the internet" because it will bolster my case of being a tech warrior.
Bissalam.

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2003, 11:29:02 PM »
More laughs!!!

COMPUTER.... MALE OR FEMALE?
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard,Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the followings:
 
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative
as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm
certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons are the followings:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had
waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2003, 01:34:13 PM »
LoooooL!!!!!!!!! that is sooooooooooo soooooo tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2003, 09:05:01 PM »
Sir Bash kana wuta
never rat out yur friends n alwaiz keep yur mouth shut"

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2003, 11:17:53 PM »
keep em coming bash, I like em.
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2003, 12:43:55 AM »
What boots up must come down.

Fax is stranger than fiction.

Don't byte off more than you can view.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
o be or not To be, Is that really a question??

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2003, 01:30:20 PM »
LoL... i dont like u iblink.. lol.. but thats FUNNY!!!
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2003, 12:13:58 AM »
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LoL... i dont like u iblink.. lol.. but thats FUNNY!!!

dont like me?? u avent even met me!
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2003, 03:56:00 AM »
Salamu Alaikum

yeah i agree ! dyme, too early for judgement......

anywayzzz  yall r so off the hook! funny n smooth!
I am sooo into computers. and i find it sooo funny people make jokes outta something that is sooo important in our daily lives kaman computers... pls dont stop flowin wit some more !


yall made my day....er night that is :its like 3am now.....
aiight
salam

ps... any more comp jokes
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2003, 12:20:56 AM »
                        10 Lightbulb Q&A

10. How many IS guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
     I'll put you in the queue and get back to you next week.
    
9. How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. Lightbulbs are made of glass, and that makes them  
    too much like windows.
    
8. How many OS/2 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
     It's never been put to the test: OS/2 bulbs are crash-    
     resistant.

7. How many support technicians does it take to change a  lightbulb?
     Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
    
6. How many Windows 3.1 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
     Only one at a time; they don't do preemptive multitasking.
    
5. How many Windows 95 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
     As many as you like, but only if your system meets or  
     exceeds a fast 486 processor with 16MB of RAM.

4. How many Evangelistas does it take to change a lightbulb?
     All of them. One to publish the old bulb's email address  
     and the rest mail-bomb it until it goes away.

3. How many America Online users does it take to change a lightbulb?
     None. They wait for new lightbulbs to be added.
    
2. How many computer magazine editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
     We don't know, they never return calls or email.
    
1. How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
     404 (Not found).
o be or not To be, Is that really a question??

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2003, 09:55:40 PM »
LOL

***Email Heights ***

HEIGHTS OF STUPIDITY:
You deleting mails without reading them

HEIGHTS OF REPETITION:
You forwarding an email to someone and receiving
the same email forwarded from him to you.

HEIGHTS OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to
communicate with each other.

HEIGHTS OF COWARDNESS:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHTS OF HELPLESSNESS:
You receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHTS OF IDLENESS:
A person using email tool all the time.

HEIGHTS OF FRUSTATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHTS OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing an intimate email and doing a reply all.

HEIGHTS OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending the email to a girl wanting to
become friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHTS OF HEIGHTS:
A person sending an email to himself.

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2003, 11:33:53 PM »
oooooohhhhhh good Lord!!!!!!!!! lol
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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2003, 08:05:14 AM »
lol! y'all r sooooooo funny! ;D

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Re: Computer age Cartoons
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2003, 01:09:53 AM »
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dont like me?? u avent even met me!
take it from me queen, you would`nt want to...


 ;D :DI`m only kiddn, hez a nice guy
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