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Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on August 19, 2007, 11:34:33 AMDave my man...keep doin it man...lol!Check this out...!An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father greeted her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?" The girl, crying, replied, "Father, I became a prostitute." "Ye what!!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, and for both of you a title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, daddy, a new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Country Club....and an invitation for ye to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht on the Riviera and...." "Now what was it ye said ye'd become?" dad interrupts. The girl, crying and sniffing again, says, "A prostitute, dad!" "Oh!! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a 'Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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