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Quote from: Dave McEwan Hill on June 23, 2007, 04:48:26 PMThis is not a joke. It's a true story about a blonde.I ran a hotel and bar here in Argyll.One night we were sitting at the bar discussing things when the subject of Mr Bobbit came up.You may remember a few years ago somewhere in America a Mrs Bobbit caught out her husband cheating on her and when he was sleeping one night she got a knife and cut his *willie off.When the ambulance and police arrived she admitted what she had done and told the police she had thrown her husband's willie into a nearby field. They went out with powerful torches and found it and rushed it to hospital where surgeons managed to graft it back on. The big blonde (her name was Joyce) after hearing this tale asked " But how did the police with torches know it was his?"The grafting on was moderately successful I understand*willie = pe nis
Quote from: mufi on June 27, 2007, 09:27:49 PMTHE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speakerfunctionand begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: 'Hello'WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'MAN: 'Yes'WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautifulleather coat. It's Only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership andsaw the new 2006 Models. I saw one I really liked.'MAN: 'How much?'WOMAN: '$90,000'MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all theoptions.'WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house Iwanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'M AN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room arestaring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 26, 2007, 02:36:10 PMA journalist is interviewing a farmer and notices in the sty, a pig with a single wooden leg. He asks the farmer how this happened. The farmer tells him: "That is an interesting and moving story. One day last year, I was driving my tractor and it hit a large stone; the tractor turned over and pinned me to the ground. I was alone in the field, the tractor caught fire and I shouted out for help. This brave animal heard me, jumped over the sty, dashed across the yard, through the hedge - cutting himself in the process - and, although I was, by then, unconscious through smoke inhalation, he pushed away the vehicle: sustaining burns and bruises. Eventually he pulled me clear, then ran ten, painful, miles to get help, which saved my life.""So why does he have a wooden leg?" persisited the journalist.The farmer replied: "A PIG LIKE THAT YOU DON'T EAT ALL AT ONCE." ;D
Quote from: mufi on June 29, 2007, 03:36:10 PMA Can of PeachesAn 80yr old woman was arrested for shoplifting. when she went beforethe judge, he asked her,' what did you steal?' she replied:A can ofthe husband said, ' she also stole a can of peas'.
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on July 01, 2007, 09:49:48 AMLoL loud at IBB's Genie Frog joke, but men u didnt realise that u will personally annoy Husnaa and Fateez? To ka dauki matakin compensation da wuri.LoL sosai again at Mufi's The Perfect Husband Joke, that was a thrill, u got me cracking my ribs till they hurt, Allah Sarki whomever the mobile was for! Kai!
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