How to Contact Diseases

[Nuruddeen]

Some people are careless. They contact diseases any how. These are some of the diseases they contact as a result of their carelessness.

1.   When u eat chicken, u get chicken pox.
2.   When u  mix  colours, u get cholera.
3.   When u play polo, u get poliomyelitis.
4.   When u descend, u get dysentery.
5.   When u harvest yam tuber, u get tuberculosis.
6.   When u steal answers, u get cancer of the eye.
7.   When u eat from a dish in cafeteria, u get diphtheria.
8.   When u wear head tie, u get typhoid.
9.   When u laugh out loud :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  (lol) over these diseases, u probably inhaled a laughing gas. So just keep on smiley :)  :)  :) !!!!